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2016

11

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Fitness of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a solid 40 year old who is always in the gym, who fucking loves to have people take pics of her from behind…it’s so casual…organic…barely crying for attention when clearly crying for attention and it’s working. People are talking. Her fans are masturbating to her and she can play off that she’s not being a suggestive cockteasing slut, and that this isn’t actually a butt shot, but rather just her at the gym…not calculating or calculated at all…bullshit…obviously…but this is the only way these characters can make money and exist…thanks to the feminist movement, we can’t judge her for using her body, showing off her body, that she clearly takes care of, to inspire other girls to get in the gym, so they too can post butt shots to gain traction in entertainment….

Works for me.

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2016

11

Mar

Alison Brie in Some Magazine of the Day

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Sitcom star Alison Brie….in a show I’ve never seen, but that apparently everyone has seen, making her a huge fucking star…

I’ve done posts on her before, including brilliant analysis of her as a talent, as an actress, as an inspiration to us all…like:

“She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”…

Unfortunately, her last name is actually Schermerhorn. Sexy how it rolls off the tongue…either way still brilliant at least in terms of explaining why I have never been offered a job writing a sitcom of my own, because that kind of joke is garbage…but you can see a bunch of her tits, the tits I was referencing in THIS POST ….

Tits…that she’s not showing off in this photoshoot, which would be weird

Posted in:Alison Brie|SFW

2016

11

Mar

Caitlyn Jenner Playing with Sex Toys of the Day

Here’s some weird product placement…featuring Caitlyn Jenner being introduced to a vibrator like he’s never been in a situation where he’s filled his ass up with random household objects – remninding him of the Locker Room days while fantasizing about being a woman..

There is no way Kris Jenner didn’t fuck him up the ass their entire fucking marriage, leading to abuse that turned him into a fucking woman…

After posting VIDEO OF A POST OP MASTURBATING , I don’t even find humor in Caitlyn pretending to learn about female masturbation…for the sake of her show and an ad this sex toy company paid for…because what better place to advertise than with some tranny porn fantasies to the 1 person who has a Caitlyn Jenner tranny porn fantasy…that you know exists but don’t want to find out is your relative.

I am just blown away that this kind of television exists…the end of TV..clearly happening…here’s the proof…

Posted in:Caitlyn Jenner|SFW

2016

11

Mar

Daphne Joy is the Instagram Hooker of the Day

Daphne Joy is one of those cheesy fucking instagram hookers that you’ve all seen before.

They all post the same cheesy pictures of them in the gym, or by the pool, holding boxes of tea or detox shit…

It’s fucking ghetto, but people fucking love them, and in Daphne Joy’s case, one of those people was 50 cent who she didn’t waste anytime getting knocked up by, because despite his being “broke”…she will still get a solid 20,000 dollar a month check to raise their baby, until the kid is 18, even if she ends up with this dude she’s in a bikini with named Jason Derulo, also black….

I guess she’s got a type. Rich dudes who like cheesy hooker looking asian bitches with cheesy fake tits…and an instagram following based on lies and bullshit.

What Cheesy staged paparazzi pics of a bitch I doubt anyone cares about, even after they pay her for anal.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Daphne Joy|SFW

2016

11

Mar

Xamira for Mise en Cage Campaign of the Day

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Mise en Cage is a luxury lingerie brand out of Paris, which for those of you who care, is where lingerie was really invented, because sexy underwear is amazing, so you you have France to thank for those cheap yeast infection inducing sex shop purchased panties the hookers you have sex with wear for you and their 12 other jobs that day..and the Victoria’s Secret mass produced, over priced, sweatshop mall brand underwear their fat wives wear because you buy if for them on holidays thanks to being a consumer…

Their model is named Xamira, one of the weirdest names I’ve seen, I don’t know what her intagram is, I guess you could look for it, I’ve given you enough to run on, I’m too busy looking for my next post because I know all that matters right here and now are these pics of her being half naked and hot as fuck amazing…

Victoria’s Secret should take their lead and start being a little more innovative with their half naked Christian friendly billion dollar a year generating smut….

There’s a video from a year ago..

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2016

11

Mar

Bette Midler Does the Kim Kardashian of the Day

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I don’t know what Bette Midler is trying to prove. Actually I do. She made a comment calling out Kim K for being a shameless whore, to which Kim K wrote some childish, high school level, hip hop inspired “disses’ to the 75 year old actress. The whole thing was really fucking stupid. You know seeing Bette Midler get into hip hop beef, on the level of Worldstar in intelligence, all for calling Kim out for being a shameless whore…

To which Bette responded to the backlash, but posting a selfie, of her ass in the mirror, while holding something promoting a good cause, whatever that cause may be, probably a cause she leads, which is just as shameless as Kim K doing it for attention to her empire…while people are watching, pull a stunt that gets them talking, to promote something…and I guess the nice thing about it is that she’s promoting something that may be a of value, rather than a new waist trainer or Kanye album….

But the real nice thing, which is also the terrifying thing, is that at 75, Bette has an ass I’d bury my face in….

Keep in mind I’m old and have seen her in movies since forever and always thought she was a monster…yet today, faced with her ass in a brazilian cut looking panty, all rounded out in a mirror reflection…I just want to bury my face in it.

I’ve done a quick psychiatric evaluation on the situation and I think it’s got something to do with too much hot young pussy thrown down my throat in shameless content, to which I have been asking “what’s the point of this, there is no substance, it’s boring”….to “oh this is new, an old lady, with a good enough ass, something different….closing it out with a comedic undertone, irony, cleverness, despite being shameless, I didn’t expect Bette to but her ass where her mouth was, but I wouldn’t mind if she put her ass where my mouth was…it probably tastes like an old Library book…so many hands have been up in it…

I didn’t realize ex-obese Osborne – who loves plastic surgery because it allowed her to take ownership on her life, rather than be Ozzy’s fat wife he ignored while fucking hot groupies, but she posted a nude selfie saying she was inspired by Kim K….now I don’t know what level of Fame Whore you’d have to be to suck up or claim to be inspired by Kim K…but here it is..

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Posted in:Bette Midler|SFW

2016

11

Mar

Boob Face Swap and Other Videos of the Day

Hot Nude Arrest

The Furry Convention is a Terrifying Way fro Refugees to Enter Country

Taco Bell Employees..Brwal

Idiots Survive being Slammed By Train

Best Dressed girl in Asia

Robber Caught on Fire for Trying to Rob Someone

Billboard Ad Fail

Driver Stops to Beat Passenger

Woman Driver of the Day

Car VS Chinese Restaurant

Puerto Rican Make Open Casket Fucking Weird

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

11

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 26 in Facebook Jail

I guess I am going into my last weekend without facebook. I wonder how I will spend my time with so much peace and quiet and no computer time.

I just can’t even try to think about the stories and updates from uneducated idiots that I’ll miss and that I have missed the last month…

It hurts too much….

The truth is that you fucking robot consumers are all the fucking same, clones, and you terrify me…so I’m enjoying our time apart…plus facebook is the lamest censored social network. Like a reddit for you and your family. Garbage.

There’s only so much time in the day, I say go for the tits.

Titty Bounce!
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Kaley Cuoco – Slutty
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Madonna is a Monster
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Firework Rocket Launcher
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Courtney Stodden Does the Kim K
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Mariah Carey is Doing a Reality Show
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Solar Eclipse from the Air
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Sara Underwood Naked in Bed
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Cab is Mugged in Front of a Cop Car – Kid Gets Caught
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Maria Menounos Engaged on Howard Stern
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Hailey Baldwin Ugly in Paris
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Rolling Stones is Headed to Cuba
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Brainwashed Religious Freaks
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There is a new Danny McBride show and it’s called Vice Principals…
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Dude Gets Sparks to the Face
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

10

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 25.5 in Facebook Jail

I decided I need to re-connect with the college crowd, since they don’t use google, or visit websites anymore…I don’t even think they use facebook, not that that would benefit me at all, seeing as I’m banned there another 4 days, after 25 and half days of hard time, so hard I barely noticed I was banned, other than these posts, which is my performance art built around how stupid Facebook and our obsession is with it…

That said, I want to reconnect with the college crowd, I’m tired of only dealing with you old fucks…

So I am going to crash some Springbreak parties because I’ve convinced American college girls here to get drunk at 18…that I’m 22 and want to show them around…

Yes…it seems more predatoral than it is…because all these under 25 year olds are more sexually experienced and rockin’ weirder STDs than me…and I fuck street hookers.

Here are some stepLINKS….because that is all I know…

A Bunch of Underboob
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Spirt Air Brawl
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Throwback Thursday – Liz Hurley Nudes
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Pictures from the Victoria’s Secret Swim Special
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Kim Garner Hot in a Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan on Harry Style – Trying to Bang Her
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Selena GOmez in a See Through
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I love the Gun Enthusiast Killed by Gun Totting Toddler Story
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Tina in a Slutty Dress
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Lyft Driver Finds Sex Tape in Car
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Woman Pepper Sprays a Teen
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K-Fed Paris Jackson – Sh’e Rich and
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Kris Jenner is Cruella De Vil
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Captain America Trailer
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Uber Driver Taken on a Drug Run
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Selena Gomez in a Weird Outfit
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40 Tweets for Married People
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Sara Underwood is Such a Whore
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Karrueche with Cleavage
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Fame Whore in a G-String Bikini
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The Dumbest Radio Prank Ever
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Some Whore in a Bikini
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I love this penguin Story – I do
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Weatherman’s Failed Sex Joke
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Some Fame Whore Named Sandy Carter
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Old School Andrew Dice Jokes…
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Old Lady Dance to Jerk Off To
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Sophia Bush See Through
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Adam Levine Makes Babies
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Fame Whores!
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Ashley Grene in Shape Magazine
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Hunting Chicks
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Her Name is Dina – and She’s Naked
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Her name is Holly – and She’s Naked
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Chick Fight!
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Girl’s Sexy Homemade Clip
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Gun Store Robbery
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Her Name is Peta – and She’s Naked
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Her Name is Bridgette B – and She’s Naked
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And She Masturbates
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Body Painted Chick
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Blonde Learns a Lesson in Recoil
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

10

Mar

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart the Chloe Grace Moretz Edition of the Day

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I make fun of every celebrity, and the good news is that the general public has become so self involved, that they only really care about their social media accounts and the people they follow on those social media accounts, making these actors practically obsolete, barely famous even though you think they’re famous, and most interestingly, not making nearly the money they used to…unless they are Jennifer Lawrence, or on a sitcom they make 60k a movie that their management take 30-40% of….it’s practically minimum wage but so much more glamourous….unless you’re Chloe Grace, in which case, it’s not Glamourous at all, but rather one step away from practically homeless monster in the most hilarious outfit that looks like a 4 year old dressed her, maybe because as a child star, being 4 is the where she left off before parents whored her out to perverts like you – who are into jerking off to pictures like this…and I guess what I’m trying to say is – what the fuck is that neck…the good news is her socially awakward nerd followers love her no matter how Autistic and weird she looks…

-Looking good sweetheart is an old feature I used to do on the site – pointing out ugly chicks….I stopped doing it…when people stopped reading the site…back in 2005.

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