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2016

30

Mar

Madison Riley Nude Model of the Day

You may remember Madison Riley as her 2006 role in Smallville where she’s credited as “COUSIN” but she was so much more than that…

Or maybe you remember her in something called Miss March where she played “SOCIALITE” but who we know carried the story and put “MISS MARCH” on the map..

Or maybe you remember her from her acting break where she had no jobs in 2013, and the industry shut down and couldn’t handle a life without Madison Riley on Camera…but I remember her comeback…which is really the only thing of value she’s done and that is these nude pics with SLIT…SINCE NAKED IS WHAT GETS YOU FAMOUS…we’re all pretty fucking basic…and that’s all it takes..

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2016

30

Mar

Reporter Michele Fields Gets Assaulted by Trump’s Team of the Day

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I don’t really cover news, even though I should, because it’s far easier to make fun of than just another girl in the same photoshoot, over and over again, to the point where they are all the fucking same photoshoot…with the same boring girl who is good to look at but has no personality…

Throw in some action with the tits, where Trump’s Campaign manager ASSAULTED her as she was getting up in TRUMP’s face and grabbing at him…

So the Michelle Fields goes and presses charges like a fucking baby, who needs to spend time doing some war correspondence because if you get in the way, you’re gonna get pushed…

I am not defending TRUMP or the comedy that is TRUMP getting this far, which is just a testament of where America is right now, thank’s to the lack of free education, in a system designed to keep the poor man poor, and make the rich man rich.

I read a quote the other day that “the richest man has likely never contributed to the poorest and hungriest man in America, but I can assure you that the poorest and hungriest man in America has contributed to the richest man”…it’s a little fucking backwards…

Here’s her bruises:

I saw some hip bitch with way more bruises on her arms the other day in the coffee shop, but those were from sex and bitch wasn’t complaining about them, instead showing them off so we knew she liked to fuck..

I guess what it all comes dow to…is tits, and that Michelle Fields who clearly likes to draw attention to herself with her tits…is using this to become household.

We call it “the Erin Andrews”…

OMG am I victim blaming? I just think girls complain a lot about equality, but at the same time complain a lot about sexual assault and harassment. I’ve never accused a girl of raping me while I was drunk, even the ugly ones I know I couldn’t be accountable for…

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2016

30

Mar

Kourtney Kardashian’s Spread Legs in Underwear of the Day

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I used to think that one of the worst things that could possibly happen is when a mom of two has the confidence to spread her legs in her underwear or even a bikini at the public pool..

Then I realized that it would probably be worse if she was naked and showing off the damage done from the lecherous creature that crawled out of her demon pussy…

Then I started sexting married moms because they were low maintenance and realized that young girls who get banged out by multiple men are way more beat up in the pussy.

Sure they haven’t had a 10 lbs potato rip them apart, but the thing with moms is that their pussies eventually bounce back in a big way, seeing as their husbands stop fucking them as soon as the babies happen…

But that doesn’t mean Kourtney Kardashian is hot half naked, she’s just photoshopped, plastic surgery bullshit or redeemed herself in anyway – she’s a fucking Kardashian and doesn’t stand a chance…but at least she’s rich, that impresses Americans…

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2016

30

Mar

Monkey Steals Banana from Woman and Other Videos of the Day

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Sweet Wombat Rescue of the Day

MMA Fighter VS Teen

Fat girl VS Purse Snatcher

Photo Fail

Car Ejects 2 Men – They Survive

Knife Weilding Man VS Police Taken Down

Woman Throws Porridge in Colleague’s Face

Girl VS Dude with Ratty Ass Dreads for “Cultural Appropriation”….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

30

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Is your selfie really that important in the grand scheme of things when you factor in that you are each one of 8 billion people currently alive for less than 100 years on a planet that is 4.5 billion years. We are hurling through space and you’re standing in front of a mirror duck faced in your underwear. I can assure you that nothing you accomplish in your life will matter, despite what your ego thinks, unless you are in science or technology and cure cancer. But keep those selfies coming. Build that social following. Try to get internet famous. Think what you are doing has a point and will be a legacy. But it doesn’t have a point and you are just an asshole.

A Bunch of Hot Asses
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Panda Taking a Selfie in China
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Stephen Colbert and Hank Williams Sing
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Big Titty Journalist gets “ASSAULTED” By Trump Camp
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New Playboy Takes Shitty fucking Pics of Low Level Models
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Scarf Porn
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Disturbed Covers “The Sound of Silence”
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Elton John Hit with a Sexual Harassment Lawsuit…
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The Dude Crushing Wheel of Fortune
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Girls on Bikes
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2016

29

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Here is some insight from one of my fans, I wish he sent me his mailing address so I could send him a pair of stepGIRLS PANTIES covered in my cum and the random slut I fucked pussy juices…you know to prove my masculinity…

For the record…I don’t hate women, I love women, I just make fun of girls who objectify themselves to get ahead and pretend they are empowered feminists…

I give girls a conduit to be seen, to explore their sexuality, to express themselves, in many ways I am a hero who draws attention to them…

I should be celebrated as their hero…now here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging on Clothes..
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Sean Astin’s Mom Died
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Margaret Cho Rants About White and Rapists
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Some Playboy TV Chick Changing into Harley Quinn
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Baywatch Run of the Day
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Most Powerful Rocket Ever Built
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Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian Sucks Her Thumb….
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Big Cleavage
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Coleen Rooney is a Fatty in a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde – Takes the Subway
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Miley is a Judge on THE VOICE and Here she is Dressed Normal
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Kendall Jenner – Handicapped Parker
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Bella Hadid Nipples
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Kristen Bell in a Strapless Bra
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University of Michigan Frat By Calling Uber Driver a Minimum Wage Making Faggot
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Wentworth Miller Body Image Issues Due to Cyberbully…
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Cindy Crawford Aging into Caitlin Jenner
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The History of Lens Flare
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They Chose Jesse Eisenberg over Bryan Craston for Lex Luther….what…
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini Top
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Superhead’s Husband Cheated on Him
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Drummer Has an Off Day
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Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini
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Jessica Biel – Soccer Mom
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How Vending Machines Detect Fake Coins
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Speeding Wheelchair
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Model Caught Changing Topless of the Day
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Ariel Winter – That’s it…
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Sabine Lisicki in a Bikini
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Rocky Barnes – Instagram Model in Lingerie
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Peep Gets Injected with Cadbury Cream
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On Set on Baywatch
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Crushing an Alarm Clock with Hydraulic Press
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William Shatner is being Sued by His Alleged Son…
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Dumpster Diving for Food in NYC
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On Set on Baywatch
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Rosie Huntington – Promoting Lingerie
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So Many Fan Girls…
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Curvy Girl Stripping Down on Webcam
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Webcam Show…
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Hungarian Angel
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Lucy Pinder – Braless
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Some Babe Getting Naked
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Thigh Highs of the Day
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Little Man Gets Thick Black Booty
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

29

Mar

Chelsea Handler Tans Her Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Chelsea Handler loves showing off her tits…

I guess when you hit a certain age and the only redeeming thing about you, the one thing dudes who fuck you look at, is your tits, you might as well pull them out in a who gives the fuck way, bitch is grandma aged and has limited time to whore herself like she did to have a career in the first place.

I don’t find Chelsea Handler funny, she’s just bitchy and annoying and I am glad her career has gone to a place where she needs to pull out her tits to get talked about…

Maybe she feels like she’s made it, peaked, done all she needs to do and the paparazzi and blogs go crazy for tits, and she paid for those tits, so why not…get naked when you need a new way to offend people because your jokes suck.

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2016

29

Mar

Britney Spears in a Bikini of the Day

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Britney Spears got slaughtered on social media for possibly photoshopping herself because she knows how to arch her back..and maximize her fit mom booty that she’s always had…because the world doesn’t want to accept that a medicated popstar who’s sole purpose in life is to practice dance moves to make her family money to maintain the goodlife…

But for some reason, they embrace pigs and monsters like the Kardashians…who photoshoot everything…

Britney, is amazing, and these bikini pics make me wish that she wasn’t already K-Feded so that I could spend my life trying to figure out how to move in on this…and I guess who cares about her body, her fitness, her being exploited by her parents, when you can stare at her vagina eating her bathing suit bottoms…right…

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2016

29

Mar

Charlie Riina in her Best Shoot to Date of the Day

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Charlie Riina is a model from Canada and these are her best pictures to date. I first saw her in some ads promoting some bootleg water..made connection with her and have since had a glorious friendship….

She has since gone onto a few things…a lot of in international, but this work for Jonathan Leder, one of my favorite photographers, who has been doing this forever, long before instagram ripped off his style, is probably her most important…

I guess what I am trying to say is that she’s got some of the biggest boobs ever and I’m glad she’s busted them out and made them the celebrities the need to be….

So Jonathan Leder publishes boobs based on his shoots, if you like this GET THE BOOK

Here’s the video:

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2016

29

Mar

Charlize Theron’s Panties for WSJ of the Day

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I wonder what Charlize Theron’s dad would think of his 40 something year old daughter posing in her underwear on the cover of a magazine…if her mom hadn’t killed him back home in South Africa for being abusive…I guess we’ll never know…

The interesting thing in the Charlize Theron story I’ve heard is that she was about the throw in the towel on her Hollywood dreams, after her murdering mom forced her to America to live the dream that wasn’t working out, because she was broke as fuck…only to have been spotted in a bank cast in a movie and now an Academy Award winner who has had sex with Sean Penn and I’m sure many others…

I like that American dream when it ends up with old ladies who still look good because they aren’t American in panties on the cover of a Wall Street Journal magazine…

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