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2016

28

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Nothing says “let’s celebrate the resurrection of your son of god” like a good old fashioned smoked ham, some carrot cake, and a day of hiding colorful eggs around the house, to brianwash children with sugar into believing the lie…it’s actually not based on early Christianity, but more on the tactic used by priests to get kids to shut up about the rapes…”here’s poor orphan, eat this chocolate and have this toy and don’t tell anyone I make your asshole bleed”…

I guess that’s what Easter is all about…

Hugh Jackman Saves Drowning Kids
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So Many Fit as Fuck Girls
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Virtual Reality Strip Tease Prank
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Nicky Whelan Booty!
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Red Baywatch Bathing Suit of the Day
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Goddess Phoebe Price Does Easter
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Today in Wonder Woman…
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Hot Babes in Selfies
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How to Turn a Ferrari into a Fiat
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Superman – the Golden Age of Animation
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Candice Swanelpoel Lingerie
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2016

26

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you’re trying to impress a girl you met on tinder – who has agreed to go out to dinner with you – don’t start the date off by smoking crack with aa homeless man in front of her – your spontaneity, sense of adventure, dare devil antics…will not impress her…plus homeless person crazy is pretty speedy…

IT’S EASTER… GET IN THE SPIRIT HIDE EGGS IN ASSES AND TRY TO EAT YOUR WAY TO THEM.

Or if you’re a pedophile, dress up like the easter bunny and go play in your local park…

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Mariah Carey Erotica
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Orlando Bloom Boner
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Ronda Rousey Cleavage is Terrifying…
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Some Random in Lingerie
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Gemma Atkinson in a Bikini
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Jennifer Lawrence is All Fucking Average
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Fame Whore in a See Through Bikini
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What if the World Went Vegetarian…
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Baywatch Bullshit
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Juliette Lewis Mouth
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Huge Ratchford Tits
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Jessica Alba – Bikinis
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Lindsay Pelas on Boob Sweat
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Weird Nike Air People…
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Spice Girls Without Posh Live
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Christina Milian Bikini
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Julianne Hough in a Tight Dress
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Koreans Try to Tell Western Celebs Apart
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Jasmin Walia Bikini Up Her Ass
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Conan Remember Garry Shandling
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Arianny Celeste Red Bikini
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A Bunch of Whores and Their Selfies
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Lightbulb Sex Toy
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Some Greek Ass
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Girl TOUCHING herself
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Random Nude Model
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

26

Mar

Bar Refaeli Pregnany Bikini Pic of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is at the perfect stage of pregnancy which does exist, where her body just looks like she ate too much for dinner, her tits are swollen and hormonal, and she’s pregnant with another man’s baby so that when you fuck her you can’t get her pregnancy again, but you can call her a whore for fucking you with another man’s baby inside her…

Fascinating..

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2016

25

Mar

Rumored Bella Thorne Leaked Pics of the Day

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These are supposed to be some “leaked’ pics of Bella Thorne, who isn’t leaking anything, except from her pussy from the excitement of pretty much taking over social media in a matter of months by being clever – not super clever…just clever..

Bella Thorne is my favorite 40 year old who pretends to be recently turned 18, because it makes sense for her career and dudes fucking love a young fresh girl with a fit body, more than a tired mom with a tight body..

I get hate mail for saying the same thing about her everyday, but she doesn’t get hate mail for doing the same thing everyday, and that’s posing casually slutty, but not too slutty, always with a smile, to make it seem less slutty and I am all about the final product…which is slutty pics..because they are what work…for me, for everyone, for life…and I think that is what easter is all about…

These are supposed to be leaked pics of her…

Here’s her new lame Tattoo…

Here’s her Boob Sweat…

Here she is in Nylon…

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2016

25

Mar

Cindy Crawford and Her Daughter in Vogue Paris of the Day

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Cindy Crawford daughter, and heir to the Gerber Baby empire, not to mention her mom’s empire, and her dad’s restaurant empire, are just the prettier, more delicate version of the Kardashians.

I don’t know whether this is Cindy Crawford whoring out her kid, to make her a social media sweetheart that her vapid and superficial ego adores because it crawled out of her vagina, or if it is Cindy Crawford pulling the mom competing with her daughter shit you see in every rich part of down / Lulu Lemon store…

I just know that if I was in Cindy Crawford’s place, I wouldn’t call my friends to rope her into the celebrity, instagram star life…even if it makes stupid money…

I would get her a job waiting tables at the Dad’s restaurant or some shit, but I guess when you’re Hollywood, you can’t have that, it looks bad to their social circle “did you hear the Gerber’s make their daughter waitress”…so instead, get her the modeling contract, and turn her into a bootleg version of you, so that you can live on forever, and cash the fuck out forever…it’s pretty terrible…but she’s a 16 year old in Shorts..exploited by her mom…doing what she thinks she likes…and you like that…

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|SFW

2016

25

Mar

Kendall Jenner Rubbing Her Vag on a Horse of the Day

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Let’s hope this form of Beastiality ends with some terrible vaginal disease that leaves her bed ridden for the rest of her life…

I can’t imagine grinding your vagina in panties up against a horse is healthy for you pussy hole, and I can imagine your pussy hole being a great entry point for some sort of plague that people who fucking rub up on animals to get off deserve…and when it is a Kardashian we can only hope…but they seem to be immune to inter-species breeding, and belong in an actual zoo rather than a very expensive house in Calabasas…

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2016

25

Mar

Alexandra Daddario in Red Bathing Suit of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario, the big tits from True Detective, are now the scaled down tits, because she wanted a tighter body for Baywatch the Remake, even if Baywatch was something that never needed to be remade, that will likely be garbage, and but that will forever hold a place in your 30 something year old heart because you used to fuck yourself watching it…

I think it would have been a better movie if they cast Pam Anderson as the main character, you know like the pharmacy or cashier at the grocery store who has been there 15 years, and who you wonder about how sad they are…

But I guess this works too…even though I’m hoping it fucking fails hard…since it is a terrible idea and I hate other peoples success…

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Posted in:Alexandra Daddario|SFW

2016

25

Mar

Maria Menounos in a Bikini of the Day

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Maria Menounos is a greek and she wants you to know it – because greek’s love anal and so does every single guy I know who hasn’t been shit on while having anal..but those who have, for the most part, realize it has lost it’s allure and is a little overrated…but fun while it lasted…usually not for the girl…but if you have a small dick, and you probably do, it’ll be fine…she won’t even notice, but that’s probably because you’ve drugged her. Sicko..

I find Maria Menounos boring, irrelevant, useless, but in a bikini…

Posted in:Maria Menounos|SFW

2016

25

Mar

Bootleg Easter Photoshoot of the Day

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I used to hate these themed photoshoots that famewhores would produce because they figured they would have a better chance getting picked up by the media if they were to do something relevant to whatever the holiday or the event was….

I would just look at the low level model, with low level concepts, doing low level pictures with low level photographers and laugh to myself, ignore them, then see them on a bunch of thirsty for content blogs.

In my years of doing this, I have realized that even the top shoots, the paparazzi pics, and really all content put out by anyone is as desperate and low level as this, soo when I see shit like this…I appreciate it for the raw, terrible, lameness…because it’s just so bad it’s good…rather than so bad trying to be good, pretending it is good, when pictures are just fucking pictures and so easy to capture, even on iphone…

Point being, Nadeea Volianova may be a no one, her ideas may be shit, but they make her look covered in shit and I think that’s amazing…even if it’s fucking disgusting..

Posted in:Easter|Photos

2016

25

Mar

Maggie Q Upskirt of the Day

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I have no idea who Maggie Q is…but I know what her panties looked like the other night…and it was not as fascinating as when her dad, a soldier in Vietnam war violating local Vietnamese women and making babies and then a life with them…because first comes Napalm then Comes Sex with local Hookers trying to make money for food then comes Maggie Q in a baby carriage..back in 1979…

And here she is now..

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