Devon Windsor is the 21 year old with a 21 year old ass – who I assume is pretty big on instagram – because I am looking at her instagram while writing this and she’s at close to 500k, which is a lot of people for someone I’ve never heard of…
Apparently, she’s looped into the Bieber group of Kendall and Kylie girls who the brands love using now….
But more importantly, she’ got a great ass, as she should she’s 21 years old and a fucking model…and I guess the good news is that she’s actually a model, she’s actually tall, and she’s not plus sized…which is why she works for Victoria’s Secret and has for 2 years….which is pretty impressive for a girl from the Midwest…who was destined to work the cornfields / live in the suburbs with a meth addiction…
Reese Witherspoon in a bathing suit, thank god it’s not a bikini, not that I’m a religious man, but she’s a religious woman, that’s why she’s worth more money than god as a leader or “A-Lister” in the most evil of industries, not to mention a mom who left her husband which is totally unchristian, but still pays him support because she ruined him and she stomped over him to get her own oscar, an oscar that was more important to her than her christ…so important…she married her fucking agent who ran the agency to ensure the best gigs…
Media / Entertainment / Fashion is all fucking corrupt…but not as corrupt as jerking off to Reese Witherspoon in a bathing suit….
How is this news everyone is talking about, probably because it’s terrifying,…and she’s not even 40 yet…
People are loving Ariel Winter right now, I don’t really understand why, but I assume with her having a solid PR team and an audience of perverts who love recently turned 18 year olds from their favorite sitcoms..
I don’t even know anyone who watches sitcoms…but I assume they exist, they must, why else would these shows be on TV….there are a lot of people in America, who own TVS, and it probably makes sense…but they are probably fucking creeps, the kind of creep who sexualized this 18 year old as she was growing up on Modern Family so much she cut off her tits…unless she cut off her tits to try to thin herself out, I know girls who have done that in the past…but the reality is….the only thing that worked for them was drug addiction and eating disorder…two things that could have benefitted off her TIT fat for survival…you know when all this falls apart and her child star ass fades into “no one gives a fuck about you”..
Here’s her 18 year old more like 48 year old ass in short shorts….
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I don’t know if you keep track of beauty pageant’s from around the world, but I don’t.
From my experience, the girls are too fucking cheesy, big haired, bad make-up, straight from the 90s, all dull in personality, even morons, with zero edge in their canned responses…until they lose their minds and end up doing porn…which is when I normally notice them…
So I dont know the levels of these pageants – from Miss World to Miss Universe to Miss Usa to who the fuck cares….right…
But this is Zara Holland, who is Miss Great Britain 2015/16….but I can’t imagine in her see through dress that this is some Christian based pageant of America…where girls win Scholarships or whatever it is they win, I am going to assume that this is a title they give a reality show star from LAD MAG, Page 3 bullshit, who shows up to events flashing her twat while wasted…looking like porn sluts…also from the 90s….I mean the hot or celebrated girls from the UK look like this 98 percent of the time..and that’s not necessarily a good thing…even if this Zara chick is a great thing…
What I am saying is, I don’t know what she’s won, but she’s showing up to events in her underwear and a sheer dress with caked on make-up and that is the kind of pageant winner I’m into…even if she’s not even hot..hot doesn’t matter, what does matter is her busting out of her dress…
Good thing Dominika Cibulkova is good at tennis, because we know where she’d be if she wasn’t…
She wouldn’t have 7 million dollars in career wins…
She wouldn’t be touring the world with her 4 Women’s Tennis Association wins…But that doesn’t mean she wouldn’t be touring the world…with some Russian billionaire who likes to keep the top tier sex workers to himself…because according me, which is obviously fact…all Eastern Europeans, who are Olympic Athletes or disgusting looking, are “models” and in being models there is a spectrum of level of hooker they are…either embraced by fashion media and dating billionaires…or embraced by porno and webcam media sold to americans for 10,000 dollars…but models nonetheless…
I guess what I am saying is that I’ve always loved women’s tennis, from the panty flashes to the sexualized grunts that sound like they are getting blasted up the ass…hard…with each swing….except when the VENUS WILLIAMS sisters are the ones playing….but amongst the VENUS WILLIAMS sister is this magic….like Dominika Cibulkova…the way it should be….
The only problem with me not being a dot com billionaire, being the age of the average dot com billionaire, reminding me I should have done actual dot com billionaire work, instead of low level blogging…..I digress…
The only problem with me not being a billionaire is that I can’t play first hand the very interesting game that can be applied to all Sports Illustrated models…that I call “Demi More Indecent Proposal”….where you throw numbers at a girl for sex until she agrees…
Whenever I do a post on one of these SI girls, who I know gets very little to no paid work, I know….they are either rich kids or on some other program using rich guys for that rich person life they live…
I just don’t have evidence of their price..but I do know SI is a great escort agency or platform to meet the perfect kind of guy into hiring girls like this…
Her name is Hannah Davis…she’s in the NEW maxim…which is probably as bad at the old maxim…but the old maxim used to always try to sue me…so I like the new Maxim better because at least they feature babes…since hooker or not…this is a babe..
Just as Derek Jeter, who proposed to her, which in “hooker world” is bought another year with her so she shuts the fuck up about his level of commitment to her, as she tries to secure her future and can’t give one dude her prime years without commitment…right?
And what it comes down to is I wonder who pays the rent, utilities, food in that household…right? Hooker.
I’m pretty sure I’ve posted these pics before…oh well…repeat… I am too lazy to look and I already wrote this genius….
Elsa Hosk is recycling nude pics of herself for her social media – that involve her being totally fucking naked for nude photographer with credibility David Bellemere, which is stepmother in french, and as a drunken stepfather, I feel a connection with my feminine counterpart, even if he’s actually made it and has been embraced by his brand of porn and perversion, now working for Victoria’s Secret…while I’m just barely existence with mine….in what I guess is concrete evidence that stepmothers are better than stepfathers…
Oh and Elsa Hosk, this girl has a career because she’s been getting naked forever, also part of Victoria’s Secret empire and pretty lovely…as she replaces Candice Swanepeol because she’s less expensive and more eager…
Look!! More low level actors or aspiring actors who booked one campaign in their lives trying to do the Emily Ratajkowski by getting totally fucking naked…
It is not really naked people, it’s art beause she’s posing in obscure poses, cropped tight, holding onto dried flowers / cut flowers…in a brightly lit space…which for the record isn’t art, it’s just an attempt to stylize nude pics in a boring fucking way, with a hipster to match her hair type prop, in efforts to generate some buzz about her and to make her feel as though she’s working towards her dream…
Apparently it works…because all it too was these pics for me to know who Carly Foulkes is. Now, I can assure you that I’ll forget her name in 3-5 minutes, but right now, right here, right this second…here’s another girl naked, not spread eagled, to get noticed. It’s a trend….a trend I don’t hate because I like seeing every girl naked…but a trend that makes naked not as exciting as it once was….
The best thing in all this is that if you asked her, she’d say this is a feminist movement…because she’s got hairy nipples…and bush…I’m good with that…even if it does the opposite of pay equity, seeing as models used to get paid 75,000 dollars from Playboy to do this…..and this girl probably got a free uber, if that….maybe a free lunch…she probably provided the fucking flowers…but look at all this press bottom feeding sites like mine are giving her….it was worth it…
This is her in 2011 when she PEAKED..
THis is her INSTAGRAM and it turns out she did pay for the shoot – because she is part of the photography team that created this hipster bullshit “art”…..
I wonder how long it will take them to get me to take it down because they are pussies and can’t take some constructive mocking..
For the record – my mocking of hipster naked for no reason fake art fake feminism isn’t directed at her hairy nipples , although, I don’t love girls with Hairy Nipples…
Because I do love bush…and don’t think bush needs to be considered “feminist” movement or needs to be intellectualized…I just think all girls should have bush, the bigger the better because bald pussy is so fucking Kardashian…
If you read this site, you’ll know that bush is my thing, I’ve been advocating it since before I had a site, I’ve had conversations with girls and had girls I fuck or even sext grow out their bush for me, OFTEN, bald pussy is fucking dumb…and Kardashian….
I have also had fights with girls with armpit hair because they are just being trendy and spend too much time on TUMBLR….bush and armpit hair existed when girls didn’t have the right to vote so stop being an asshole about your hygiene you clueless twat….and just grow out the bush and send me pics of it…
The fact that any girl gets considered a brave warrior for growing out nipple hair or for being fat…is ridiculous.
So here’s the overhyped, highly criticized, controversial but not just because the Ghostbusters are now women, because who fucking cares if they are women, statistically, women are smarter than men, and better in school…since men are busy jerking off addicted to porn…
We get it, Women are the people who choose the movies people see, or maybe women are statistically the people going to movies since men are busy jerking off addicted to porn….
So every fucking movie in this Politically Correct, Inclusive, Diversity, Social Justice warrior is girl based. Who cares…
They needed to find an angle to remake an 80s Classic, 30 years after the original, for no real reason, other than that Hollywood is out of fucking ideas…and might as well make the girls Ghostbusters..right..
The real issue isn’t that it’s a vagina driven, vagina targeted movie. The world needs those, women need content produced and targeted to them, while men have better things to do with their time, like jerk off to porn….
The real issue is that Hollywood can’t come up or invest in new ideas….and ride on legacy of other successes….and it’s such a weird scramble…
If Hollywood can’t figure out how to write and produce and market an original concept, but instead want to re-issue Dan Ackroyd’s script he was writing when John Belushi had his drug overdose…I think it’s pretty clear why Hollywood is losing out to tech companies like Amazon and Netflix…
It’s like Hollywood’s been doing this for 100 fucking years…and aren’t even running the industry anymore…
That’s probably a good thing, based on this trailer…
I liked Hilary Duff when she was married to her baby daddy, billionaire heir thanks to his family owning a chain of Canadian furniture stores, and hockey player….because it made her the “hot” enough wife and mother….despite her thick mom body, a thick mom body I assumed she built in the gym with her husband’s trainers because it made her sturdier to pass around the locker room to increase team morale..
But now I just see a divorcee who gave up on her family, like why get married in the first place, it’s like your vows mean nothing. What was that “Til Death Do Us Part / Til we get bored and divorced / because we are rich cunts and we have options”..
I’m not a Christian man, I don’t even believe in god, but to see a girl with all this money, parading around social media like some kind of harlot, all recently divorced, like marriage ain’t a fucking thing…makes me sick.
Why get married in the first place, why take those vows, what are you a fucking liar….what else do you lie about bitch…maybe about having sex appeal since you’re built like a fucking tank…a tank in a bikini…what a fail, which is perfect for a failure of a wife and mother…rockin’ her rich person broken home…
