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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 17 in Facebook Jail

I am pretty happy that I was blocked on Facebook during “super tuesday”…because as a Canadian, the only thing super about Tuesday is the promos they run at my local strip club, a strip club I didn’t end up going to, because it works against my hermit troll lifestyle, but its still super knowing it is there…

In conclusion….facebook is a total waste of fucking time, and thinking of all your pictures and thoughts I am missing only depresses me because I shouldn’t even know you exist, and at my core of who I am….the pre-social media, when the internet was anonymous, I’d only want your pics and statuses to use against you to try to help have a breakdown, because I am an asshole, and I will not let this social media, seeing your dying grandma, or your engagement, TRUMAN SHOW shit, give me compassion for you….at least not for the next 13 days…that I am banned from Facebook…

Hehre are some stepLINKS….

I said…

Here are some stepLINKS!

The Romance on 50 Shades of Grey is Garbage and Awkward –
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So Much Underbooob – It’s Still a THing – And As Long as There are Tits – IT WilL be…
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Kylie Jenner in a Bikini
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McAffee Explains How to Crack an iPhone the FBI Just Wants to Track America….
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16 Year Old Kid – Wins 30 Day Hotel Stay with a Pornstar – Amazing
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Porn Star in a Bikini
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Super Tuesday at the Strip Club – See I Told You It’s a Thing
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CHarlotte McKinney has Tits
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Offensive Pregnancy Announcement for Canadians
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This sister farting Video is the Fucking Worst…
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Scroll Down for Some Cleavage…
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This Disney Produced Hacker Video is Good
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Giant Cock
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2016

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 16.5 in Facebook Jail

Everyday is Super Tuesday where I’m from….

Probably because I am still in Facebook Jail, still no one notices that I am in Facebook Jail, because Facebook isn’t real life and is more of a self involved, selfish situation, that people are too busy talking about themselves….

Or maybe I’m just irrelevant(I am)….But I am irrelevant in everyday life, and if I was to die…I can assure you that people would notice…mainly my neighbors…due to smell.

What I am saying is it is better to die in an apartment building than on facebook..

Yay! Super tuesday.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Big Tits Busting Out
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10 Amazing Paper Stunts…
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Henry Cavill’s 19 Year Old is Alright
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Porn Star Kate England in a Bikini
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Why Would this Girl Fart on the Internet? This will ruin her
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Jamie Foxx Says Leo is Black…
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Katie Holmes Creepy Serving Ice Cream
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Jennifer Lopez Tits
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Kerry Washington’s Slutty Dominatrix Dress at the Oscars…
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Ashley Graham’s Tits in a Bra Top
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The 10 Most Common Sexual Fetishes
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Kendall Jenner’s Weird See Through
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Korean Gameshow Insanity
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Burger King Incorporates McDonald’s Into their Brilliant Ad
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Emily Ratajkowski Has Huge Tits…
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Some Girl in Lingerie…
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J.Lo Tits Still Mad at Ben Afleck
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Talking BJs with Chicks…
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Biggest Asshole in the Parking Lot
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Jennifer Lopez in NYC…
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Lara Pulver Tits in a Movie
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Jessica Alba’s Hard Nipples Don’t Excite Me…
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This 90 Year Old Said Fuck Cancer and Went on a Cross Country Road Trip. Awesome!
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Aussie Teen Goes Hand Crabbing
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Leo’s New Bitch Roxy Horner
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People with No Shame!
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10 Forms of Propaganda by Government.
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Eva Amurri’s Husband is Up to No Good
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Legends of the Hidden Temple Redone
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Denny’s Waiter Tipped with Blowjob! College Girls…
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Double Ended Dildo? Or is it? Optical Illusion Porn. One asshole becomes 2
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Russian Photographer’s Pictures of Fucking Babes
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Naked Cleaning Fetish
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Girls Kicking Guy’s Asses
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This Naked Bitch Faye Valentine is Everything!
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Amateur Girl of the Day
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Momsterbation
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Big Tits on some Chick named Ashley Adams Dressed Like a Genie!
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn
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2016

Mar

Britney Spears Porn’s Up V Magazine of the Day

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The other day, Britney Released a bunch of mom in her panties dance videos to her social media, ( TO SEE HER PANTY DANCE VIDEOS CLICK THIS HIGHLIGHTED HYPERLINK – THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE CALLED – HYPERLINKS )to which I said “damn, I’d like to K-Fed that Like I was K-Fed, even though when K-Fed K-Fedded Her she Was Hotter”….because girls in their mid 30s just aren’t hot to me, especially when they all try to stay young with caked on make-up and botox, especially the rich ones, and with their fake tits, and faces, it becomes this porno look, and I hate porn, but then again, I like down on their luck hookers, who also look like this….because even good surgery is bad….

This is just the cover, but it looks like it may end in spread ass pics!

I mean she’s been sexualized since she sucked off Mickey Mouse in the 90s, this is all she knows, so being a veteran, well paid sex worker / sex doll, puppet to her family…getting sleazy…sees so good…because it is.

I guess what I’m saying is – I don’t want to leave Britney Alone.

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2016

Mar

Katy Perry Sports Bra with Her New Boyfriend of the Day

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I always wonder why people get excited by the penis that any popstar is putting in them….

All these people cycle through the same people, which is probably why herpes are rampant.

So whether Katy Perry is fucking Orlando Bloom or Taylor Swift or Diplo or whoever else she’s dated that I can’t think of…oh right Russell Brand…they’ll all be at the same parties, in what is just one giant, horrible, rich kid high school….you know since they have the maturity of a 12 year old thanks to being rich and coddled…

I guess the media just hypes it up, and people don’t actually care, since they don’t even really want to fuck Katy Perry or her big sports bra tits…I mean they would if they were there to be fucked…but tits on snapchat and instagram are far more appealing…and accessible…

You know, celebrities…fucking suck. They aren’t cool or interesting…so let’s hope one of them gets AIDS…but not Hollywood AIDS that doesn’t kill you…80s New York Gay Aids….just to eliminate what the world doesn’t need…which is more of this noise, coming out of more of these assholes…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICTURES CLICK HERE

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2016

Mar

Bella THorne in Some Lingerie Lookin’ Bullshit of the Day

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Remember when I said Bella Thorne is 40 and it made someone really mad even though he didn’t know who Bella Thorne was…

You don’t? Right, because you don’t read this bullshit…

But because of a guy who got mad about Bella Thorne being 40, I like to bring up that she looks 40….but a fit 40….like the kind of 40 year old who spend the last 20 years as a sugar baby because she got knocked up young 40…so her body bounced back and her hefty child support checks allow for a solid trainer…

This girl works her social media, her own phone camera, like she loves herself and no one even knows what show’s she’s on…but she’s on shows…

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2016

Mar

Chick Playing Baywatch is Really Not That Sexy of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario is the big tits from True Detective. She’s in the new Baywatch. It looks like she’s been starving herself the last 6 months, because she’s fit and those tits, even in their corporate sponsored wetsuit/surf shirt thing, don’t look as luxurious as they once were…

But maybe that’s because she’s a surfer now, at one with the waves of Florida bro, connecting with nature, and riding the wave like she was Patrick Swayze on some hippie spiritual journey…

She’s actually getting paid a million bucks…which I guess I’d pay to see this this bitch surf…if I was rich enough and trying to prove a point that these cunts who carry a surf board are hilarious…

However, if I had a million dollars, I’d probably rather pay her for sex, that’s the going rate for C-List sex.

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2016

Mar

Iggy Azalea Trying to Class Up her Image of the Day

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Iggy Azalea did Elle Canada, because I guess American media doesn’t give a fuck about some Australian phoney rapper, who does phoney ghetto shit, that she thinks gives her credibility, but that is just fucking annoying.

You may remember her as fat Aubrey O’Day…

She’s not hot, she’s got that fat ass tranny face that everyone who is into the Kardashians love.

She had a minute of success, where she was shitting on the paparazzi, who she probably paid to be there.

She once spent a week in Ottawa Canada when sorting out her Visa that was the same week she blocked me on social media.

I don’t know why America turned their back on a fat ass white girl pretending to be hood, they normally like this fake ghetto nonsense….America has no taste…they create stars out of dog shit…….and I guess this is her struggling to get back to where she was…a few years ago when all her music videos went viral…

But I do remember all these fake hood girls go back to being white girls when they get busted for being fakes…

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2016

Mar

Lena Dunham Shows Us Why She Spent a Lot of Time Writing of the Day

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So Lena Dunham is a fat chick activist, and to connect with her fans, she’s gone after a magazine that featured her:

“Oh hello El Pais! I am genuinely honored to be on your cover and so happy you licensed a pic by @ruvenafanador, who always makes me feel gorgeous.

BUT this is NOT what my body has ever looked like or will ever look like – the magazine has done more than the average photoshop. So if you’re into what I do, why not be honest with your readers? Much love, Lena.””

What a hero to the body shaming movement….Don’t look at her with disgust or try to make her easier to digest….let the world see that she’s digusting as she tries to digest all that food she just ate…

I always used to say that the actual beautiful girls in the world aren’t the ones photoshopping themselves on instagram. They aren’t the ones in the magazines or movies, unless some kind of fluke happened where they got a modeling job from someone who saw them out at some club or grocery store.

The beautiful girls are too busy living life being beautiful….They are secure in their good times, that they don’t need to worry about selfies and updating their social media or going to auditions, to grow their audience…unless of course they have an ugly person or dude behind the scenes trying to exploit them or help them “market”….

Sure, that theory is pretty much changed, since everyone is fucking keen to have an audience now, with dreams of fame and fortune, in narcissism and vapid insecurities…

BUT…Lena Dunham is old enough to be ugly enough to sit at her desk and write about being ugly, because surely other girls out there are ugly like her, and if she uses her resources, will be able to reach those girls, and those be an ambassador of lazy sloth slob pig with confidence enough to walk around naked despite offending everyone with eyes looking on, except maybe fatter girls than her, in some sacrificing her dignity for content, because it pays her millions.

SHE knows she’s disgusting, but she also knows Other people are disgusting, and that dudes will fuck disgusting…even Lena Dunham. So what she’s doing isn’t brave, it’s crass, like me walking around thanking people at stores or restaurants by showing my asshole, because I have an asshole, and this concept that just because I have one, since eveyrone has one, I should show it…but the truth is, the world only wants to see an asshole that’s not shit covered, hemorrhoid ridden and possibly hosting worms…

Lena Dunham is celebrated by the fat girls, but even they know she’s a fucking pig and should probably wear the snow suit not the bikini…

She’s the offensive flashing old man at the school yard – who gets off showing kids his dick, but the fat girl version.

If anything, she’s a fucking sex offender…who should spend less time intellectualizing her slobby life, or celebrating her “body shaming” life…and more time not eating the fucking dessert cart at her 5 star luxury hotel….you know they have gym’s in hotels, you don’t need to make everything a fucking eating contest…

The fact she’s got a show, that she’s on TV, that she’s in magazines, is a fail from America…because she’s a fucking terrorist.

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2016

Mar

Pregnant Miley Cyrus Shopping in Mesh of the Day

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Apparently these Miley Cyrus mesh shit pictures are from the other day – when she was shopping at some vintage store – buying these outfits:

She’s the kind of puppet who has pretty much sold off her soul, dignity, integrity, privacy, existence, everything to the entertainment industry. She calls herself an “artist”, but really she’s just a commodity and in being that soulless thing, means showing the world her tits and pussy as part of her marketing, revenue generating, and not giving a fuck…

I call it cultivating the idea of “art” and “authenticity” based on the tumblr girls she follows, eventually faking it well enough for it to be real, for her to be more than just some Disney trained, daughter of a one-hit-wonder…and as long as the nudity happens…fuck it keep bringing it…

Speaking of fucking it, it looks like she may be pregnant, tits are bigger, belly is poppin’ and she’s rumored to have had a secret wedding…because when you have everything yet feel so empty, babies are the answer…

Here are tits…in anticipation for that mom body…she may be worth 200 million dollars, but she’s still hick trash…

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2016

Mar

Miranda Kerr Awkward Fitness of the Day

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I am not into Miranda Kerr, I find her garbage and never really understood how she scammed Victoria’s Secret into being one of their most marketed “angels” before firing her for being a cunt, a cunt filled by Bieber while being married and mom to Orlando Bloom, or as I like to call him, her meal ticket.

She has since gone onto do whatever it takes to land billionaires and in the last 2 years, there has been at lease 3, which statistically is a lot of billionaires, enough to make you think she targets them, because like all hookers, she fucking loves money…and the idea of breeding with it. She’s got one kid that pays the bills when things don’t go as well in her virtually irrelevant career that probably doesn’t make her all that money, why not do another one…

Her latest Billionaire is Frat Boy Snapchat creator, who could be fucking all the girls he probably gets BCCed on the dirty snaps, you know coded an algorithm that does some image recognition and drops the millions of nudes sent daily in his inbox. The whole foundation of snapchat was based on “trust me I’ll delete your nudes, I’ll even send a screenshot of my photos to prove it”.. yet he chooses this passed around “sally”…she’s not even a VS model anymore, when he could get a VS model….

I have no idea what these guys like about her or see in her, I mean the Snapchat kid’s last girlfriend, who has a snapchat tattoo by the way, is a fucking pig…but also a hooker looking girl, so it’s not about the past, but rather the future and why date a quality chick, or someone with talent or skill, when you can get one who is pretty transparent in her intentions….because when you date a whore, they usually know the system, and how to play it in their favor – where they can be strategic cunts, know when to complain and when to behave because you are staff…at least when they are as good at it as she is.

Either way, the video of her awkward fitness was funny to me..

Here she is at the Oscars – doing the “pretty woman” – the story of her life…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW