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Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day

Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2015

Dec

Bai Ling’s Words of Wisdom of the Day

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Just when you assumed Bai Ling was some import from Hong Kong who has been here for 20 years, but has no actually purpose to speak, since she’s never had a talking roll in a movie, and god knows she’s tried….it turns out that either she, or her handler, has some very important things to say in her continued fame whoring, despite being 50, but still rocking a hotter body than most…and those words are “Good Vibes Only”….

She’s weird, but she mastered being in the paparazzi without ever mattering, better than any of these instagram models, so in ways….she created instagram….she’s the forefather to that shit…Asians…so advanced..

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2015

Dec

Willa Holland’s Ass Cheek of the Day

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Willa Holland was the teen sister on the OC who I know a bunch of dudes in their 30s probably jerked off to her…she’s also on Arrow…where the same people jerk off to her…socially award weirdos…

She’s been in the industry forever since she was 7, her stepfather, and we love stepfathers because that’s the name of the fucking site and we need to cover all stepfather news, is or was Brian De Palma, a pretty serious director in the 80s…her godfather Steven Spielberg….making it really hard to break through…but more importantly, robbed her of her childhood and probably brought her some solid damaged rich kid issues, and identity crisis, at least we hope it did..

Well, she’s delving into photography, as everyone on instagram is, and she posted a pic of half of her ass, or maybe it is someone elses ass, which is apparently enough ass for me to look at…and post…I’m pretty desperate and pathetic.

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2015

Dec

Taylor Schilling’s See Through bikini of the Day

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Her name is Taylor Schilling and she’s more than just a terrible, weirdly lesbian body, all boxy and flat chested, possibly overly muscular, or just awkwardly fat, in what we used to call “slim fat”…

She’s from the show…Orange is the New Blck…where she probably plays a lesbian…and her bikini is See Through…

So Look, but don’t touch yourself…it may make you gay or into tranny…but you didn’t need a terrible bikini shoot to know that…

What I guess it comes down to is the see through bikini ,who cares what old lady it is on, because I like see through bikini…but more importantly…is Taylor Schilling good enough for Bill Cosby to rape…that’s the new basis or benchmark…or litmus test of whether she matters…because all I’ve heard about today is Bill Cosby this and Bill Cosby that…it’s been the year of Bill Cosby…and I guess by default Jello Pudding pops and Quaaludes.

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2015

Dec

Kate Upton is Great At Eating for Harper’s Bazaar Singapore of the Day

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“Pose with puppies, they won’t know you’re fat”

Kate Upton is a very large model turned actress who can’t act, but who gets cast in movies, because producers don’t realize that no one actually cares about her, and that she was virally famous on the internet like Tila Tequila got famous on the internet, it’s flimsy, not real, and people aren’t engaged or really that into her, but if her tits are out there, they’ll look “excitedly” at them…enough to click “follow” on social media…

There’s very little exciting about her, even in her nude leaked pics, I was like, “Damn that’s one sloppy bitch, how does she get work”….but I guess when she was freshly 18, and a set of huge tits, before her body caught up with her, she was an interesting biological anomaly.

She’s still got some level of celebrity, this stuff has a legacy or lag, and when you know she should be done, she can still milk it a few more years, and I guess she is, like the cow that she is…not quite ready to be put out to pasture…

And the real impressive thing about her is how magazines and brands edit her photos or shoot her so that she doesn’t look like the Monster she is built like…

In this case, they used puppies…and had her giggling…because when a girl smiles large with puppies, in a lot of clothes, you don’t notice her belly, or in Kate Upton’s case, her massive back…used to support those sloppy tits…

Here are the pics…

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2015

Dec

Niykee Heaton “Getting Thick” Because She Knows her Audience of the Day

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Niykee Heaton is pretty much a nobody, but I guess she’s a “social media” star, who got a record deal because of having an audience on Youtube or wherever the fuck she was found by a record label that I think signed her…possibly because they wanted to fuck her…

I guess she figured out her market early on, probably hit up the Hip Hop covers, again I don’t know…

I just know she posts very aggressive, sexually suggestive, fat ass pics on her social media…and that keeps her going…and I guess I also know she’s posting “getting thicker pics”….up on some Aubrey O’Day, white girl for black men, before going back to white men by getting thin, kick…but still deep in the getting thick…

Thick, plus sized, whatever may be in…but I’m a firm believer that thin girls always win, since getting thick can always spiral out of control and end up like Roseanne or whoever the fat girls in the world are these days, I wouldn’t know because they are invisible to me…

She may be low level, barely famous, but there’s something hot about her, mainly because she’s an exhibitionist, and those are the best, especially when you randomly encounter them on tinder…

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2015

Dec

Torrie Wilson’s Bikini Run of the Day

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Torrie Wilson was a wrestler, but not the kind of wrestler I like, you know the drunk slutty single mother who wants to make the 150 dollar prize money at the local bar mud wrestling event to pay for her babies formula…or the college girl wresler at the bar who is dabbling with lesbianism while drunk for her male audience…while half nakedly grinding up with another girl before tonguing her ass….in a silly drunken stupor….you know because lesbian sex is by definition wrestling…

Torrie Wilson is more of a wrestler who was hired as more of a model or Glamour girl that the WWF threw into the mix to make watching wrestling a less gay experience…for the hicks, inbeds and retards they market to..

Now, Torrie Wilson is running on the beach in a bikini…not quite naked as the Playboy shoot I am pretty sure she did, but am too lazy to google, but still a fit cheesy 90s looking bitch in a bikini which I guess is magical….to her fans..

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2015

Dec

Big Titty Asian Compilation on Youtube of the Day

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Thanks to McDonalds, Modern Science, New Middle Class in China…the traditionally flat chested Asians are getting bigger fucking tits…which I guess is a fetish, because around this time last year some dude put together this fetish video…that is not flagged on Youtube and that Youtube is making money off of, because every year I like to remind myself that google’s most searched words are always PORN…and that people jerk off to obscure Youtube videos since their wives can’t bust them via their browsing history…and since all these publically traded internet companies…including facebook, tumblr by yahoo, and instagram…is about the fucking pussy…

They just polarized and packaged their product better, and are now worth millions…and like any instagram model will tell you, the brilliance is in being able to turn porn into mainstream without people knowing you’re porn, so you can get the big ad budgets, even though your effect is the same…

Pussy be EVERYWHERE…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2015

Dec

Naked Bus Ride in Brazil and Other Videos of the Day

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Racist Dude in Cleveland….

Prison Escape in Brazil

Dude Assaults Girl on her Donkey

Drunk Man in front of Lobster Restaurant with Two Knives

Woman Beats Pervert

Self Harming Shiites – Will Make YOu Throw the Fuck Up

Disturbing Video of a Woman Beat after Caught With Sleeping with ANother Woman’s Husband

Naked Guy Locked Out of Hotel Room

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s the Day before New Years Eve….which means I shouldn’t be updating the blog, but it also means that lonely girls everywhere are looking to bed someone on New Years Eve to start the year out with a bang…..which reminds me that last year I listened to a girl I sext fuck her boyfriend on speakerphone…and it was a preview of what 2015 ended up being for me….so in 2016…I am going to be the guy doing the fucking…

Here are some morning links…

Fat hot Round Fit Asses To Fucking Cum To
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Billa Cosby Got Charged – But More Importantly – Rob Kardashian Has Diabetes
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Daisy Lowe in Some Big Titty Bikini Pics
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Kelly Bensimon in a Motherfucking Bikini Motherfucker
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Family Driving by Somilar Fire
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David Lynch on Donuts…
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Team USA Chronic Masturbator
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Honest Trailer of Die Hard
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A Raccoon Stealing a Donut
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Disney Invents Wall-Climbing Remote Control Robot Car
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Hot Girls in Flannel For Winter
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Space Debris over the Past 60 Years
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Glee Cast Busted for Child Porn – Kill Him
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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been asking every girl I know how her “Slut Hole” is doing today…most are offended, don’t answer…only one asked if I meant “her mouth or her pussy”…she’s a keeper and another offered to show me, but only in person, because I guess she knows I’m not getting off this couch to look at a pussy…I have the internet and have a lot of access to “slut holes”

Yes…this has been the highlight of my day…it’s the holidays, I’m a reclusive, what the fuck else should I be doing…

Here are some stepLINKS

Girls Tugging on their Clothes is Apparently a Fetish
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Glee Actor Got Arrested for Child Porn
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Ryan Phillippe is Marrying his 24 Year Old Girl
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Rita Ora’s Pussy Flash in a Black Bikini…
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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Madison Beer in a Bikini
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Some Chick Named Annie Ericson in a Bikini
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A Bunch of Fan girls
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Russell Crowe Got in a Twitter Fight
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Bella Hadid and the Weekend Split Up – Even Though He Was Banging Chicks I Know in Toronto their Entire “relationship”
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Baby’s First bacon
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Kate England Nipples Pop Out
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Throwback Chrissy Teigen Nudes
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The Gym as a Wildlife Show….
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Slut of the Day
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Hilary Duff is Popular…
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Suki Waterhouse and her Sister…
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Terrifying Neck Trick
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Tina Majorino in Annex Magazine
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Throwback Miley Nude
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Indians Sue Urban Outfitters
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The Rita Ora Hard Nipples
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Vahina Giocante Naked in 30 Beats
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Some Terrifying Chopping Machine
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Kat Von D and Steve O are Fucking
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Katie Cassidy is Still in Skin Tight Bikini
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Britney Spears is Hot in Concert
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Taylor Schilling in a Bikini
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Page 3 Girls…
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Gym as a Wildlife Show..
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Girls Do a Really Good Car Twerk for their Black Boyfriends…
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Big Tits in Christmas Lights
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Man Steals Butt Plugs…
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Talented Pussy
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Cam Girl Cuts Off her Shirt
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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I am Guessing this Strip Club Experience Happened in Thailand…
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Prolapsed Anus Licking
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Get All the Porn You Need Here
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Public Masturbation
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Hot Chick Skinny Dipping
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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