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2015

29

Dec

Romee Strijid in Underwear Dancing for Love Advent of the Day

The Christmas spirit lives…

Christmas is over, but Love Magazine is so contemporary, so avant garde, so artistic, so edgy, so advanced, so cutting edge, so revolutionary…that they run their Christmas campaign through december…and their Christmas campaign has nothing to do with December, but it does have to do with girls dancing around in their underwear, even flat assed flat chested models like Romee Strijid, who unlike the other instagram models, is not some rich and famous person’s kid…but could be in her homeland of Netherlands, for all I know her dad is the best wooden shoe maker in all of the land of the ducth…not that doesn’t matter, since she’s tall, an actual model…

She walks for Victoria’s Secret, so that makes her better than the homeless girl you give 10 dollars to jerk off on….

I guess what I’m sayng is that at least Love Magazine is producing videos this week, cuz I sure as hell don’t feel like it…I’m much more into sitting…staring..judging poor craftmanship…

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2015

29

Dec

Shanina Shaik Ass in Bikinis of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is Australian…but her genetic breakdown, because you’re a racist and can’t look at a bitch for the level of elegance and sophistication and beauty she is…is a Lithuanian, Paki and Saudi….

Her vagina breakdown is Tyson Beckford and probably a lot of other people, who was up in it…and possibly the reason she exists as a model, but who knows or cares….because she’s instagram modeling…booty posing like a low hanging fruit seeking slut…and I love that in a woman trying to make it in the world…I love that talent and everything else is thrown out the window and it all boils down to how round the booty is..

We are moving in the right direction as a people…

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2015

29

Dec

Woman Walking Around New York with Tits Out And Other Videos of the Day

Masturbating on the Bike

Girl Throws Hot Pot at the Restaurant

Man Washing Veg in the Sewer

Weird Way to Make Dog Run

Penis Worms to Throw Up To

Homeless Man of the Day

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2015

29

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was going to spend my day writing poetry while rubbing coconut oil all over my naked body…on skype for random tinder girls I feel a deep rooted emotional connection with…by licking their pussies…

But instead..I’m going to write blog posts like a tween girl pre-suicide…

Lucky us…

Here are some stepLINKS in the monring..

Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Tom Cruise is Selling his Scientology House…
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Matt Barnes Suspended…
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The X Files Reopened
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Lauren Cohan in Shape Magazine
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Some No Name Trash Named Michelle LEwin TOpless
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Weirdest Misheard Lyrics
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Girls in Selfies to Jerk Off To
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Mariah Carey in a One Piece
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2015

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Trying to get girls to send you videos of them fucking their boyfriends or husbands, even ex husbands or ex boyfriends, has proven to be a challenge, because I guess sharing intimate moments, like having sex, is not quite like sending intimate moments like masturbation, and instead of being tease, is amateur porn, and no self respecting woman wants to be a porn star…even though deep down inside…all girls…even lesbians want you to jerk off to them….

I guess it’s not Christmas anymore and I shouldn’t expect much from anyone….good thing I spend my days chasing nudes rather than doing actual productive things like fucking or getting rich…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Huge Fucking Tits…
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This Parrot is Sick of the Holidays
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Benedict Cumberbach as Doctor Strange…
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Some Sugar Baby Named ELena Satine in a Bikini in St Barts Because She’s a Gold Digger
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Ashton Kutcher Went to an Asian Massage Parlor – Even Though He’s Gay
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Cheesy Slut of the Day
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Myleene Klass in a Tight Dress
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The Best of Miley Cyrus Topless
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Casey Batchelor Nip!
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Jorgie Porter in a Bikini
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Thigh Gaps…
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Cara Delevingne Looking Hot as Fuck
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Doing a Hoverboard Handstand – Fail
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Courtney Stodden Without Makeup
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Jessica Alba’s White Outfit
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Maitland Ward’s DOughy Body in Bra and Panties
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Ferne McCann Fat Ass in a Bikini
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People Who have No Idea What Their Shirts Say
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Vladimir Putin is So fucking Russian
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Kourtney Kardashian Bent Over
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Grandma Tries Virtual Reality
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Kaley Cuoco from 2006
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Hot Chick from the UK with All her Teeth and Tan Lines
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Hilary Duff’s Big Fat Ass in Jeans
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China’s Secret Olympics
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Bethenny Frankel in a Bikini because She’s Old…
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Awkward Portraits from the 70s
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Cooking Fails
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Dakota Johnson is Boring in a Magazine
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Instagram Babe of the Day
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Stingray Gives Birth inside Boat
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The BEst Thigh Gaps of 2015
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In the Lady’s Room…
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Some Slut Dressed like a Nude Star Wars Character
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Big Girl Fight in the Bus…..
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Kyie Jenner Nipple Hack
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Get All the Porn You Need Here
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Hot Naked webcam babe
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Fat Girl Gets Accepted for Disability….Like Winning the Lottery! Fatty Wins!!
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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Hot Model on UK QVC
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2015

28

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Round Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s breast implants are clown-like…

These are tit tits that get paid millions of dollars a year to be put in a bikini..along with an average looking 35 year old face…

Yet they are so clown-like…

Just little round bolt ons she probably paid 5k for, making for a solid ROI, paid for themselves dozens of times over….

I’m not sure if the tits happened post baby deflated from all the milk sucking…or if she’s always had them…

I’m just not impressed when fake is celebrated or hired and paid stupid money…especially when fake is THIS fake…like circles drawn onto her…in a world where there are thousands of actual great tits better suited for the contracts she’s been milking, something she can’t do with her tits, since they are plastic, all these years…

Yes, I hate fake tits…

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2015

28

Dec

Chloe Grace Moretz in Snow in Heels of the Day

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She’s getting high concept….naked under a fur coat in heels in the snow…

I feel like this is a high school or even a junior college art project about the animalistic survival mechanism in nature contrasted with modern day luxury and the idea of beauty through nudity, heels and overall sex appeal….

Right? That’s what she’s going for right? Right?

I mean we’re all trying to jerk off to her skinny legs all vulnerable in the snow…needing one of us to shovel her out of the ditch she stuck in…only to repay us by spreading those legs….or bending over the the snowplow on the truck…in the most Canadian winter fantasy around….except in Canada, we were probably legally allowed to have vaginal sex with her when all of America fell in love with her, since 18 isn’t the legal age here…but I guess the fact that people couldn’t fuck her is part of why people like her…fucking perverts…

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2015

28

Dec

Lauren Cohan for Shape Magazine of the Day

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Lauren Cohan is some 32 OR 33 year old from Walking Dead, a show that is so fucking popular, I don’t even know if it is still on the air, but still so fucking popular it might as well be, a show I don’t watch because Zombies bore me…

Maybe I’m autistic, because I can’t fuck with people fighting off Zombies knowing zombeis don’t exist…it’s a lie…so I can’t wrap my head or imagination around it…

But if zombies did exist, and this show was a reality show, I’d be in the front row because I would be into watching humans run for their fucking lives, trying to survive their corpse monsters who want to eat their brains, but only because I think humanity would lose….but in the grand scheme of things, it’d be a reset, since our system is totally fucking backwards…and mass death would probably allow us to see what is important….selling survival supplies at a premium…

Either way, she’s fit, or fit enough for a Shape or fitness magazine, she’s on TV and should be fit, and these are the pics…I assume her fans can jerk off to because that’s how fans work…they are into the things they are fans of……

I guess she’s in shape, literally, but not necessarily, this magazine has featured Oprah on their cover…they fucking love photoshop..

Posted in:Lauren Cohan|SFW

2015

28

Dec

Elsa Pataky Ass in a Weird Diaper of the Day

Fast and Furious Elsa Pataky is pretty fucking old and a mom…so this weird extra ass cheek fold in her ass shouldn’t be an imperfection to mock, but rather one to celebrate, since her Spanish genetics, have allowed her to breed without as much damage as most white people have after they breed, because I guess Spanish people need to breed, it’s culturally in their DNA, survival…and in their religion…Catholicsm…where white people just do it so they can eat whatever the fuck they want for the rest of their life because they are done being attractive and virtually throw in the towel…where as Elsa Pataky has a career to continue…these Fast and Furious movies will go on forever…and at 40…she’s gotta work to keep those paychecks coming in…

All this to say…weird bikini choice….

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2015

28

Dec

Emma Robert’s Skinny Legs and Foot Fetish Alert of the Day

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Emma Roberts has skinny legs…

We can thank her Aunt Julia and her Dad Eric Roberts…for both her career and raising her in Hollywood amongst fame hungry addicts, celebrity life, filled with paparazzi scandal and egos, a damaged broken family, of self destructive, over celebrated people..leading to her wanting to be in the industry, it’s easy money when you get work thanks to your last name, giving you time to take up drugs, or not eating, since no one likes a fat girl….leading to skinny legs…leading to boners…leading to me falling in love…because skinny legs are porn to me….

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