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2015

20

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Some girl hit me up the other day – offering me sex…I rejected her..

Last night that same girl…who was offering me sex…..told me I disgust her because old obese men aren’t her type…

What she doesn’t realize is that Old and Obese is no one’s type…and I was just as old and obese when she offered me sex….two days ago…

People are crazy…which is probably why I shouldn’t be rejecting sex from 21 year olds. Who the fuck am I to be rejecting sex from 21 year olds….I blame the low testosterone..

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Girls in Mirror Selfies
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Jennifer Lawrence, even in See Through Dresses, Terrifies Me
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Some WHore Named Ela Rose Naked
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The Dumbest “Stripping Feminist” Video ever
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Rachel Sanders in a Bikini
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52 Facts about Cities…
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Treat of the Day
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Short Workout Shorts
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Windy Colorado
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2015

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Twitter, has never got me a book deal. It has never got me a TV deal. It has never got me a movie deal. It hasn’t even got me an ad deal…

Instagram, has never got me a photography job….

Snapchat, has got me pussy pics….

Tinder, has got me pussy…

But I guess what I’m trying to say is that it’s better to be instagram, or twitter….than to be an account on those things trying to hungrily get likes and follows…

Social media whores are pathetic…

But Tinder and Snapchat whores…deliver…

I should be the fucking internet…not just a blood sucking corner that isn’t even dark enough to be scandalous…to be considered a corner….

But I prefer spending my free time fucking Tinder girls…

Distracted by sex…like the rest of you fucking primates…

Here are some morning LINKS!!!

Hot Big Tits Not In Bras
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I Love Paz de la Huerta’s Anti-Kim Kardashian ADvice
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The Best Bikini Bottom You’ll Ever See Since Borat
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Jenny McCarthy Kissed HIV Charlie
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Jennifer Lawrence Goth…In a See Through Outfit
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Kate Beckinsale’s Bikini Ass
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Thanksgiving Lifehacks
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The Queen of Cosplay!
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Halle Berry & Olivia Wilde
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Jane Fonda’s Intense
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Slut of the Day
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Jayde Pierce is Fucking Amazing
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Guy in Ferrari Records all the Comments People Make At Him
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Charlotte McKinney’s British UK Shoot Looks Busty
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Hot Black Bitches
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Sam Frost in a Bikini…
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The 15 Sexiest Stripper Scenes in Movies
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Reality Star in See Through Dress Showing her Anus
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Alien Uncovered Upshorts
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Caitlyn Jenner is Not the CNN Hero of the Year
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Kate Hudson has a Crazy Outfit
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Subway Jared Got 15 Years
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Ola Jordan Big Tits
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Giada de Laurentiis Big Tits…
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Topless Australian
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Jessica Lowndes See Through…
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Sara Sampaio at Some Movie Premiere
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Charlotte McKinney Huge Tit Supercut
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Just a Couple of Sluts at an Event
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Page 3 Girl of the Day….
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These Mail Order Brides are Amazing
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Jennifer Lawrence Doesn’t Stage her Falls
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Japanese Porn Is Weird
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Jar Ass
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Topless Beach!!
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The Worst Porn Ever
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2015

19

Nov

Ashley Benson Nipples for Flaunt of the Day

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Lookin’ Good….Nipples…

Here’s chubby Ashley Benson – not looking so chubby….but instead looking her best…showing off her tits….cuz this girl’s got some tits…and she’s got them tits in a sheer top for Flaunt Magazine, which I guess is still around or on the comeback tour…..

Ashley Benson is the chubby and really famous on the internet, which I guess famous in life girl, because internet is life….all thanks to being on a really successful TV show… a really fucking successful TV show…that little kids actually watch even though it’s not vine…and I guess she’s avoiding being typecast, because she’s taking the hipster hustle and showing her tits…a lot…and I say at least she’s showing her tits…because tits come with being chubby…and tits make chubby ok…because coming comes to tits if you’re into tits…and who isn’t…they’re tits..

I’m a fan…of tits, and by default…of Ashley Benson…because she’s got tits…that you’ve seen before..

I wonder how many times I can say tits in a post…will this make me the top result on google for tits…I’m going with no….but I’ll be staring at Benson tits…in the meantime for the next 3 seconds…that’s all the attention span we’ve got….

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2015

19

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence, The Most Powerful Woman in Hollywood of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence, highest paid, award winning actress..reminds me more of the three stooges…

Here’s her video…the highlight is Donald Sutherland, not because he cuts off Jennifer Lawrence, or because he looks annoyed by her shitty jokes, it’s like dude has to interact with this bitch and can’t stand her, or because he’s sitting behind Jennifer Lawrence, a position most men want to be in on before the sodomy….but because he lives in Montreal and fucks a French Canadian

Such a Silly bitch…doing some kind of weirdo comedy act…while making fucking millions…I think we can all agree…she’s ant her best when naked…her body is actually pretty fucking rockin’…

To see her at an event…..promoting shit….

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2015

19

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Topless in OVeralls of the Day

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Here’s a overpaid model – Alessandra Ambrosio – straight from Brazil, but not really, she left Brazil what must be decades ago to be some American panty wearing superstar…cashing in, living the instagram model dream, walking the Mall brand runway for the last 10 years…becoming a den mother, or idol to morons to just want to be famous for being hot, paid for being hot, even when they aren’t even that hot, because anything is possible, if you play things out proper…and you can be as lazy as possible…as long as you get that model stamp of approval on your pathetic hooker existence..

Here she is getting paid to wear overalls…with no shirt on…like the old fat farmer from the midwest who spent his life savings on a trip to Vegas…I once met drunk in the casino…only probably a better a fuck…

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2015

19

Nov

Jennifer Connelly for The Edit Magazine of the Day

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Jennifer Connelly is an old…I mean I remmeber jerking off to her massive tits when massive tits were a thing to jerk off to…you know they’d come out in movies that you rented at the video store because internet barely existed and even though you had a dial up connection it’d take hours to load just one image of the bitch…so masturbation was sex in Hollywood Movies, old Porns you stole, magazines, and music videos…

Well, apparently, she still exists…in case you were wondering…and she’s not showing her tits…which is pretty disappointing…but I guess when you’re in your 40s and you’ve had your run, I think she’s even won Academy Awards..you can hang up the tits and focus on taking good roles…

She’s one of those actors who never offended me in her acting, because she’s good…and that takes a lot for me to say…since I am convinced acting requires zero to no talent…and is usually just about the tits…but sometimes tits open the door…to let other things shine….but maybe I’m just hungover…as I usually am…

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2015

19

Nov

Elizabeth by Kesler Tran of the Day

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Kesler Tran is a photographer who takes great pics of models in LA…who are willing to get naked, like this one named Elizabeth…who I guess doesn’t want to put her last name out there so you can’t google her…because she’s testing the water of the artistic nudes make you viral like Emily Ratajkowski and even Charlie Sheen…if the right rich guy comes along and gives you work for sex…

It’s a whole scene, almost a right of passage that involves getting naked as for a handful of people, that a handful of powerful people notice in their day because they like seeing girls they see around, often times local sluts…naked…it plants the seed for them to want to help them out..in exchange for sex..

I’m not saying Lizzie here is a hooker…but she’s naked…in pictures…for free…which is almost worse…I mean at least get paid for these guys using your body to get attention…doing it for exposure is just dumb.

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2015

19

Nov

Danielle Harris Ass Tattoo of the Day

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Horror Queen….star of Halloween 4 and Halloween 5….I don’t know who she is, I’ve probably posted on her at least once, but I do know that she’s out of control with her tattoos…at 38…even though tattoos are cheesy…but I guess she’s out of touch…enough to be posting bare ass pics – in what looks like someone threw up some fucking disgusting colorful mess on her…like they just ate a box of crayons and found out that it was toxic as she was walking out of the shower or some shit…dripping down her fucking leg…and I guess if you get tattooed aggressively enough at 38…it looks like you’re wearing pants…even if it’s bare skin..

Pretty gross…but I hate tattoos…some of you weirdos probably love them…so take it in…

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2015

19

Nov

Miley Cyrus Fitness Picture of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a fitness leader and inspiration to us all…

From smoking weed, doing harder drugs than weed, from partying all night, from being a lunatic tumblr girl who doesn’t leave the house, thanks to being Disney to being a popstar, to being a nude model…saying to the world she’s a feminist and that her vagina is her friend…and should be treated as such and celebrated because it’s just a fucking vagina, that’s probably been fucked like a vagina…many fucking times because what else is she to do…and now part of her insanity, is a healthy body…so do your fucking yoga people…

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2015

19

Nov

Weird Naked Kourtney Kardashian of the Day

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I wonder if this family draw straws at Sunday dinner to see which one of them gets to be the naked, braless, hard nippled, bare ass, fat assed whore drawing in attention….and which one gets to take a few weeks off to get their plastic surgery and to recover and let it set…

It’s like there are so many of them, there’s this constant flow of content that is being put out there on rotation…it’s never fucking ending….and the only hope is that the flimsy world we live in, turns on them and loses interest, but in order for that to happen, a new family with 12 offspring, something only a whore mother’s vagina can handle, because she’s that commited to whoring, that she’s figured out how to mainstream the whoring…taking it from doing it for rich guys, to doing it for the world….and that level of whore desperation is hard to come by…meaning there is very little competition….meaning we’re stuck with these cunts…and their disgusting…everything…

But they make money, and I guess that’s the American dream…