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2015

Oct

Zoe Kravitz for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz is showing her panties for Wonderland Magazine because she’s an artist, and by artistic I mean she has rich and famous Lenny Kravitz and Cosby Show / Differnt Strokes Denise….and that’s why she matters…or is trying to matter…because she wants to break free from that…using daddy’s name…and contacts…

She blocked me on social media early on…I guess she doesn’t like the site, or my trolling….it’s not artistic enough for her, even though I’m more an artist that she’ll ever be, and I’m a drunken fool who can’t write…draw or really do anything…but maybe shit on girls…and I don’t need the dreads and fake everything, funded by her trust fund, to prove that…but she does…she matters…

Here she is in a magazine….being an “artist”….

Here she is in a bikini..

TO See Her in a Bikini in Miami the other day…. CLICK HERE

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2015

Oct

Zippora Seven in SLOGGI Underwear of the Day

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Her name is Zippora Seven and she’s from New Zealand…

She was a nude hippie model at 16 because her parents were likely hippies, they named her Zippora…that’s “Melanie in Hippie”…

She isn’t nude is in this campaign, because I guess she’s finally made it in America…she lives in America…and she’s not naked for a campaign that actually paid….

She’s not a trashy hooker cam girl…she’s Fashion motherfuckers…but she’s as naked…as a cam girl if you google her…

I feel like I always say the same thing about her, but what the fuck amI supposed to say about a bitch named Zippora in some underwear campaign…that no one really cares about..but who I assume has a wikipedia…making her better than you…unless you’re more famous her…which you probably are since the only people who read this site according to Google Analytics…are from Beverly Hills…

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2015

Oct

Suki Waterhouse Big Nipples for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is Bradley Cooper’s tween looking girlfriend, who is no longer his girlfriend, and she’s showing off the nipples that he used to suck…fuck…and pretend belonged to his mother because all actors have mommy issues and are broken on days he wasn’t womanizing…and trying to fuck hotter models…like Irina Shayk…

I know what you’re thinking…why does this guy have a website…he’s not a writer..he has nothing to say…he can’t even write and you’re right….but don’t blame me…blame Suki Waterhouse for being totally uninspiring…even Bradley Cooper threw her to the curb…if she’s not good enough for a famous, successful actor at the peak of his career with all his money and good looks girls everywhere love…then she’s not good enough for me….even though between you and me…I’d fuck her used maxi pad if I found it in trash outside her NYC apartment I was digging through…

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2015

Oct

Tough Guy Ronda Roussey on Jimmy Fallon of the Day

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I wonder how many people Ronda Roussey jerk off to her while she’s fighting…

I am assuming most dudes jerk off to UFC every time they watch it…because that’s just the kind of testosterone release these bros that are into…that’s why they throw in the ring girls…to just straighten it out…why else would anyone be into fighting that much..because even when UFC is girl UFC…it’s the same as the dudes fighting…because their clits are the size of your dick…

I’d post the video, but I hate that Jimmy Fallon motherfucker’s face…and who cares about what Ronda Roussey has to say, she’s more the kind of girl you look at to be dominated by, or testicle torture, or whatever these bros

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2015

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens THIGH of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is really into her upper thigh…and so are you..because ever since High School musical you were stoked she wasn’t Ashley Tisdale…or maybe, if you’re like me…you like her because her legal team came after me becuase I posted nude pics that she leaked and they pretended she was 17 and that I was the criminal “Take it down or we’ll get you arrested for being a sex offender”…even though she was 19…and the one who produced and leaked the pics…even though it wasn’t properly planned because she had 5 o’clock shadow…the kind of monkey who needs to wax daily…she’s just that kind of weird immigrant…from what I assume is a jungle somewhere…

Either way, she’s not naked, not as fat as she’s been and into her leg…and so are you..

TO SEE THE REST OF Vanessa Hudgens Thigh CLICK HERE

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2015

Oct

Sienna Guillory Nipple Slip of the Day

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IT turns out that you don’t need to know who a bitch is…to appreciate her tit busting out of her dress…even if her tits are whatever, as long as she’s got nipples…in this case her name is Sienna Guillory….she’s 40 years old…she’s been in Resident Evil the TV series….and Helen of Troy…exciting stuff…I’m more into her nipple flashes because without nipples…what would babies eat…and by babies I mean….me while 20 year old girls are riding my micro dick…because despite the feminists in their lesbian boots…who hate when you call their boots lesbian boots…because that’s labeling shit..based on gender and sexuality…and eventually LGBTQ with be every letter of the alaphebet cuz all these people are idiots and nipples should be sexualized…and that Free the Nipple shit is probably set up by a bro…in his frat house…to see all the nipples…

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2015

Oct

Miranda Kerr in Tatler Russia of the Day

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Since Victoria’s Secret fired Miranda Kerr for fucking Bieber, she has been dating a series of billionaires, it pays better than that shitty mall brand….She’s currently dating the kid from Snapchat, who will probably delete my snapchat…because I am that relevant…

In doing that we can break down the steps to land a billionare….have been:

1-3 Model Legs…. HERE
4- Impress young Billionaire with flexibility HERE
5- Impress young billionaire with magazine coverage HERE
6- Impress young billionare with a Terry Richardson Halloween Shoot HERE
7- Dress SLutty

Today, she’s showing you what I call “getting featured in Tatler Russia”…because Russia has the most billionaires per capita, they love models, and they live large…even though there are so many hot girl in Russia, I guess it’s more exciting for these dudes to lock down an ex Victoria’s Secret model…

I guess this is doing the groundwork for future billionaires when she’s wrapped up with Snapchat Evan…

Here are the pics…

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2015

Oct

Hilary Duff’s Failed Butt Shot of the Day

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Hilary Duff ruined a perfect instagram whore “look at my ass”…but “this pic isn’t for you to look at my ass” opportunity.

I’m sure you’ve seen it before, it’s the knock knock joke of instagram…that you can sometimes jerk off to…where this half wit retard half naked sluts on instagram take a picture of their “hair cut”..or “their new shirt”…but as an excuse to post their ass….

You know, so that when it gets deleted from instagram, they can say “I just posted a picture of my hat, why would they delete me”….bitch we could see your pussy in that pic….we’re onto your subtle attempt to get likes…because all we’re looking at is your fucking ass..

Only when Hilary Duff does it she crops out her ass…

Is it because she genuinely wants you to see her braid, in her trailer, it’s relatable…or is she not happy with her ass….or is it because she’s cock teasing you, knowing you want to see her ass, leaving you wanting more…that’s what I assume it is…it’s gotta be…it could just be bitch showing a braid..she wouldn’t do the look back pose for that..

Either way, Hilary Duff fans are creepy as fuck…so they’ll like her anyway she comes…enough to cum….perverts

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2015

Oct

Lady Gag is Bloody and Topless of the Day

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My favorite part of this Lady Gag picture is not the blood that reminds me of a fantasy I once had of a crazed fan slicing her the fuck up because she’s a fucking phony….piece of shit who wastes all of our time with her ridiculous antics, her bullshit performance “art’ that is really just money making scam…..and not art…

Sure, she’s talented in making marketable songs, and that is why the record label agreed to fund her…but marketable songs…doesn’t mean bitch has any level of authenticity..it just means she’s a pop tart trying to be as accessible as possible because she needs to be liked, it’s some deep rooted need, because she’s disgusting looking…

My favorite par tof this Lady Gaga picture is her fat squeezing through her fishnets…

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2015

Oct

Ashley Benson is a Lion of the Day

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Ashley Benson is the chubby and really famous on the internet, which I guess famous in life girl, because internet is life….all thanks to being on a really successful TV show….

People get mad when I fat shame her, when they should really take that energy and troll her comments, because men things get noticed, just ask Selena Gomez…and pretending the bitch doesn’t eat too much is just irresponsible..especially when she can hire a trainer and a chef, she makes over a million dollars a year…I know people who make 40,000 dollars a year and have a fucking trainer…

Either way, she’s cock teasing her slutty fat girl covered but still slutty cuz there is cleavage Lion costume…and you should love it..because it is a reminder of the most half naked, non slutty girl, even though all girls are slutty…thanks to the internet…

Now if only you could hire a desperate black man to poach her, so you could mount her….and live out your life dream….right…right…right…

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