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2015

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens THIGH of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is really into her upper thigh…and so are you..because ever since High School musical you were stoked she wasn’t Ashley Tisdale…or maybe, if you’re like me…you like her because her legal team came after me becuase I posted nude pics that she leaked and they pretended she was 17 and that I was the criminal “Take it down or we’ll get you arrested for being a sex offender”…even though she was 19…and the one who produced and leaked the pics…even though it wasn’t properly planned because she had 5 o’clock shadow…the kind of monkey who needs to wax daily…she’s just that kind of weird immigrant…from what I assume is a jungle somewhere…

Either way, she’s not naked, not as fat as she’s been and into her leg…and so are you..

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2015

Oct

Sienna Guillory Nipple Slip of the Day

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IT turns out that you don’t need to know who a bitch is…to appreciate her tit busting out of her dress…even if her tits are whatever, as long as she’s got nipples…in this case her name is Sienna Guillory….she’s 40 years old…she’s been in Resident Evil the TV series….and Helen of Troy…exciting stuff…I’m more into her nipple flashes because without nipples…what would babies eat…and by babies I mean….me while 20 year old girls are riding my micro dick…because despite the feminists in their lesbian boots…who hate when you call their boots lesbian boots…because that’s labeling shit..based on gender and sexuality…and eventually LGBTQ with be every letter of the alaphebet cuz all these people are idiots and nipples should be sexualized…and that Free the Nipple shit is probably set up by a bro…in his frat house…to see all the nipples…

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2015

Oct

Miranda Kerr in Tatler Russia of the Day

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Since Victoria’s Secret fired Miranda Kerr for fucking Bieber, she has been dating a series of billionaires, it pays better than that shitty mall brand….She’s currently dating the kid from Snapchat, who will probably delete my snapchat…because I am that relevant…

In doing that we can break down the steps to land a billionare….have been:

1-3 Model Legs…. HERE
4- Impress young Billionaire with flexibility HERE
5- Impress young billionaire with magazine coverage HERE
6- Impress young billionare with a Terry Richardson Halloween Shoot HERE
7- Dress SLutty

Today, she’s showing you what I call “getting featured in Tatler Russia”…because Russia has the most billionaires per capita, they love models, and they live large…even though there are so many hot girl in Russia, I guess it’s more exciting for these dudes to lock down an ex Victoria’s Secret model…

I guess this is doing the groundwork for future billionaires when she’s wrapped up with Snapchat Evan…

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW

2015

Oct

Hilary Duff’s Failed Butt Shot of the Day

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Hilary Duff ruined a perfect instagram whore “look at my ass”…but “this pic isn’t for you to look at my ass” opportunity.

I’m sure you’ve seen it before, it’s the knock knock joke of instagram…that you can sometimes jerk off to…where this half wit retard half naked sluts on instagram take a picture of their “hair cut”..or “their new shirt”…but as an excuse to post their ass….

You know, so that when it gets deleted from instagram, they can say “I just posted a picture of my hat, why would they delete me”….bitch we could see your pussy in that pic….we’re onto your subtle attempt to get likes…because all we’re looking at is your fucking ass..

Only when Hilary Duff does it she crops out her ass…

Is it because she genuinely wants you to see her braid, in her trailer, it’s relatable…or is she not happy with her ass….or is it because she’s cock teasing you, knowing you want to see her ass, leaving you wanting more…that’s what I assume it is…it’s gotta be…it could just be bitch showing a braid..she wouldn’t do the look back pose for that..

Either way, Hilary Duff fans are creepy as fuck…so they’ll like her anyway she comes…enough to cum….perverts

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2015

Oct

Lady Gag is Bloody and Topless of the Day

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My favorite part of this Lady Gag picture is not the blood that reminds me of a fantasy I once had of a crazed fan slicing her the fuck up because she’s a fucking phony….piece of shit who wastes all of our time with her ridiculous antics, her bullshit performance “art’ that is really just money making scam…..and not art…

Sure, she’s talented in making marketable songs, and that is why the record label agreed to fund her…but marketable songs…doesn’t mean bitch has any level of authenticity..it just means she’s a pop tart trying to be as accessible as possible because she needs to be liked, it’s some deep rooted need, because she’s disgusting looking…

My favorite par tof this Lady Gaga picture is her fat squeezing through her fishnets…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2015

Oct

Ashley Benson is a Lion of the Day

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Ashley Benson is the chubby and really famous on the internet, which I guess famous in life girl, because internet is life….all thanks to being on a really successful TV show….

People get mad when I fat shame her, when they should really take that energy and troll her comments, because men things get noticed, just ask Selena Gomez…and pretending the bitch doesn’t eat too much is just irresponsible..especially when she can hire a trainer and a chef, she makes over a million dollars a year…I know people who make 40,000 dollars a year and have a fucking trainer…

Either way, she’s cock teasing her slutty fat girl covered but still slutty cuz there is cleavage Lion costume…and you should love it..because it is a reminder of the most half naked, non slutty girl, even though all girls are slutty…thanks to the internet…

Now if only you could hire a desperate black man to poach her, so you could mount her….and live out your life dream….right…right…right…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2015

Oct

Kourtney Kardashian Topless / Naked in Vanity Fair of the Day

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The only thing I find interesting about the Kardashians…is that the media is too lazy to not feature them in their bullshit…it’s like they are sitting around in nice offices with expense accounts thinking “who can we do a photoshoot on”…and the editor comes in and says “Kourtney Kardashian hasn’t had much press since her divorce from her fake marriage, and the PR team is HOUNDING US, plus it’ll get on their instagrams which is huge following, so let’s just go with that”….and the rest of the robots looking at their selfies go with it…because why challenge the editor when she’s doing the work for you…so you can go back to looking at your selfies…

The world is dumb and the only smart ones in all this are the Kardashians who are still cashing in after letting america into their rich person life…

And to think the Kardashians are smarter than billion dollar publsihing…is terrifying…

But at lest they show their tits and ass…even if they are moms and the second line of the family team…like good little whores..that even the most irrelevant of the family members are…even if they are disgusting…on all levels…

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2015

Oct

Ha Ha Mantra with Gita Fendelman of the Day

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Someone just sent me this video from 2011, I am assuming that it went viral a long time ago, but I’ve never seen it until today, so I figure 4 years old or not…it’s still worth posting it because it’s totally insane….

The kind of cult leader I would want, even though I don’t believe in laughter, but I like the kind of lunatics that would be sad enough to go to this…encouraging this woman to continue her insanity…

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2015

Oct

Randy Quaid Arrested in Montreal of the Day

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It turns out that one of the single best actors in the history of Hollywood, Randy Quaid and his crazy wife Evi Quaid have been living in Montreal…which is where I live…for the last two years…

Apparently he applied for refugee status, like a HOT SYRIAN REFUGEE and he just got arrested for who the fuck cares…something to do with being charged with fraud in Santa Barbara….

I just saw it in the news, but don’t read the news.. but you can…… CLICK HERE TO READ THE STORY

I am more into the anger, frustration, sadness, disappointment, and loss I feel….because if he’s been living here, why the fuck aren’t we BFFs…celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving together…and laughing about the Vacation movies he was in….and/or Independence Day…

Here’s some of his crazy that I think is genius and amazing…remember he is Academy Award and Golden Globe and Emmy Nominated…Genius…