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2015

01

Jul

Kim Kardashian in Rolling Stone of the Day

I hope the most exciting news today isn’t this picture of Kim Kardashian’s big cleavage for ROLLING STONE …a magazine that I know was very relevant for a long time…back when it was creating interesting content around actual bands..back in the 70s…but I guess like everything, the interent happened, and in keeping up with the internet, they need to cover what is popular and bullshit, like Kim Kardashian…

It’s like “Put that slag on the cover, she’s done nothing, but she’s been impregnanted by Kanye and he’s a musician, and she’s got tits, and people like her”..

It’s like “Why not get Terry to shoot her, he’s compelling, maybe we can get some of those Paper Magazine Hits”…

Only…with a lot more desperation and failure…

I mean fat chick in a push up bra…why the fuck would anyone care…oh right, cuz she’s pregnant, a fame whore, her stepdad wears a dress and her sisters are whores…and they have a TV show…

It’s safe to say, fuck these distractions from life, they aren’t even hot. Get over the Hip Hop hookers.

Here’s a video of her on how to take a bikini selfie…but she forgets to mention photoshop..and professional photographers…

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2015

01

Jul

Farmer Bites Dancer’s VULVA and Other VIdeos of the Day

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Caught Having Sex…

Hot Tits Get Arrested on the Blue Line

Driver Jumps Draw Bridge

Girl in Crocodile Den

Streakers Preparation

Dude Farts in Court

Russian Rambo

Woman Illegally Parked in a Disabled Spot

Girl Jups off Building…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

01

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fat girls hate skinny girls….which is okay…because everyone hates fat girls…especially fat girls…

Here are soem morning links on CANADA DAY…which is Fourth of July for Canada…with more Moose and Beaver…

Rihanna is the Best Selling Artist of All Time
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So Many Asses…
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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are Done
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Mark Jacobs Showing Just the Tip
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Gigi Hadid Sheer for Vogue
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Jim Carrey in Anti-Vax Tweets…
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Journey Drummer Rapist
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John McCain Catching a Foul Ball…
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Tiger Woods is Banging Amanda Dufner…WHo?
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Inmate Walks Out of Jail
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TV Land Drops Dukes of Hazzard…So Ridiculous
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Bristol Palin Fires Back at Haters
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Man Prnaks Models With Awkward Boner
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2015

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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76 % of my readers are models googling themselves…

The other 14% is weirdos like you…jerking off…to my words…you don’t actually read becaue you don’t know how to read…so why am I writing this…pictures..just look at the pictures you white trash inbred fuck…

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Guy At Pizza Hut Masturbating in Pizza
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Girls With Big Tits
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Ireland Baldwin Topless
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Katy Perry on Forbes…Tits…
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Shia LaBeouf Patriotic Satire…
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Lacrosse Trick Shots
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Ashley Greene Old and Beat in a Bikini
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Divorcing
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Natalie Portman – Hot
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Most Epic Backflop Ever
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Slut of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Panty Flash
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Lindsay Lohan Saggy Tits
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Sean Penn in Minka Kelly…
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Marc Jacobs Naked on Instagram….
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Jojo Tits!
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Stan Lee Rushed to the Hospital
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Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits…are Big…
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Victoria Justice – Ripped Jenas
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Kids on Marriage Equality….
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Titty Flash of the Day
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Jennifer Lawrence in a White Dress…
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Heidi Klum Topless
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Girls Who Triforce Hunt
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Insane Sport of the Day
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Janet Jackson of the Day
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Alex Trebak Rapped Fresh Prince Theme
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Candice Swanepoel 70s Pants…
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Sylvia Kristel Naked in a Movie
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Paris Hilton is Suing Everyone in that Prank Video
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Pilots Lose JOb Because of Playboy Trash They Let in the COckpit
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Arianna Grande Performing
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Bella Thorne Cleavage
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Girls with Dimple
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SOuthpark Will Live Forever
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Mariah Carey on Vacation
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Kendall Jenner See Paris on the Runway…
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Britney Spears VS Iggy Azalea
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The KKK are Recruting
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Portraits made Entirely of Stock Photos
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Brooke Vincent Bikini
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Hilary Duff Braless
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Some Chick Zendaya and Her Hair…
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Rihanna Impersonator – Seeks Attention
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Slut of the Day
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Luka Magnotta is Looking for Love
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Monkey Atttacked Johnny Depp’s Make-Up Artist
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Mother Raccoon Teaches How to Climb..
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Google Image Search Of the Day
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Have You Got a Smoke Tits
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FREE WEEK TRIAL – Hottest Celebrities Nude For Your Viewing Pleasure
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Throwback to Charlize Theron Nudity
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Dildo Show for the Gardener
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Amazing Natural Tits
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Girl in her Panties
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Naked babe Smoking Weed in Front of the Mirror
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Black and White Weed Smoking SLut
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Cheesy Busty Secretary
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Caitlyn Jenner Pure Slut…Looks Like Lohan…
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CAM PUSSY!! CAM PUSSY!!
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Greek Slut For Greek Bankruptcy….
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Fuckign the Bed Post
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Public Toilet Diddle….
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

30

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger Gone Wild in Greece of the Day

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I guess she was showing her girl that she’s not actually a Bruce Jenner…and that was just a media lie created due to her muscle tone, when she made her millions as a song and dancer who was probably destined to hooker / stripper / escort / or porn star but who instead stumbled into the Pussy Cat Dolls Audition and made it…so hard…she can dyke out in Greece with her bitches..like gender ambiguous drunks do..

I guess she’s celebrating Greece’s Bankruptcy,..in Greece…the ancient home of anal.

Yay for drunk rich sluts…

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TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW

2015

30

Jun

Katy Perry Business Tits of the Day

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Katy Perry is a massive business…

Some would argue that she’s a massive scam…

But I would argue that 90 percent of business and success is a scam….it is usually shitty product you don’t need, shitty service you don’t need, shitty messaging, that just communicates to the retards of the world who buy into it, and a lot of times, shitty business practices….

I’ve never met a billionaire who wasn’t willing to rape and pillage to become a billionaire…I am talking walk the fine line of morally sound and evil for profit…the kind of Kick em while they are down to get a profit….

Now I don’t think Katy Perry is an evil corporate genius, I think she’s probably got a team of evil people she employs…to make her less of the Kissed a Girl one hit wonder and more the Madonna level of “Katy Perry is Still Around”..

I don’t know what other boss moves she’s done, or what she’s invested in, financed, and help create to get her on Forbes, I just know her music sucks…people like it…radios play it and it has given her the freedom to achieve anything she wants…with lecherous people who just want a part of her…

I also know…she’s got tits….that make this shoot for FORBES hard to take seriously, even if her bank balance is fucking serious…

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2015

30

Jun

Martha Hunt for Ocean Drive of the Day

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Martha Hunt is one of the only models left who is all American…

She is also on the Social media self promotion kick…because hse knows followers mean more money and she knows she’s hot enough to get out there as a model…because unlike most of the instagram girls she’s signed…..

She’s also part of the Taylor Swift social media agency that I assume Taylor Swift runs…unless it is legit friendship…in exchange for instagram tags by the biggest star around…because why else would she be hanging with all these idiots..playing the whole BFF…that she knows are just using her…oh right…sexual favors…because Taylor loves the real life Barbie doll…it has something to do with not having a childhood or something..

That said, these bikini pics are for Ocean Drive…they are all American, for July 4th..and remind me of every other bikini pic ever taken…it is so repetitive and BORING…but I’d still like to suffocate on her tainted model butthole, because she’s amazing…

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2015

30

Jun

Christina Milian’s See Through Pants of the Day

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Christina Milian is a joker…

This mom…is a mom…but behaving like an instagram hooker…and not even then fake model instagram hookers…but the ratchet Miami video vixen instagram models…with the ass injections and the trashy outfits…with the sole objective of being knocked up by a rapper or an athlete…even though Christina Milian has already been knocked up by a rapper/producer…has all the money she needs…and even had a hit song of her own..which I guess isn’t as great as being invited to twerk at pool parites in Vegas….so she’s working this gutter angle…and it’s so fucking weird…

My theory, her husband cheated on her with an instagram ratchet…

They call them THOTS and usually you’re not Beverly Hills mansion dwelling, but rather dressing like this to get to Beverly Hills mansion dwell…even though the hookers actually live in Calabasas…

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Here she is in a bikini…

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2015

30

Jun

Hannah Davis Had Some Workd Done in this Fourth of July of the Day

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I know that Sports Illustrated is overrated shit that has these massive production budgets and access to talent that all want to be part of Sports Illustrated because it’s some iconic publication that girls think make them hotter…even though they are the same platform that created such pigs as Kate Upton….

This is there very ghetto July 4th video and shoot…with their “Cover Girl”…from the U.S. Virgin Islands, Hannah Davis…and it fucking sucks…

I am not just saying that because Hannah Davis looks like a 40 year old housewife…thanks to the pressure of being a swimsuit cover girl who doesn’t get paid to be a swimsuit cover girl…but who gets access to athletes to fuck…and athletes are rich and love knocking up trash…has gone and got shitty tits…and botox in her tired, looking coked up face..

That’s COKED up face…not COcked up face…even though you know her herpes ridden boyfriend Derke Jeter…who has been reported to have herpes…thanks to all the whores he’s fucked…violates her…

Well here’s their tribute to America, that for an American brand that Relies heavily on the white trash patriots…is failing…but she’s in a bikini…lookng like a stripper…which is fine….since Sports Illustrated swim is really just a high profile escort agency for these girls….and that’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Hannah Davis|SFW

2015

30

Jun

Lily Donaldson for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Lily Donaldson is a British model who is pushing 30…who you may remember as being one of the Victoria’s Secret contract workers that they pushed under the rug and forgot about in 2012, as they do…you know not every girl they find can be a hit…

I guess that rejection, coupled with all the money she has and how rich and successful her boyfriend probably is, as these girls all end up with rich guys, doens’t matter…because she dusted off her flat chest and put on a bra top again, this time for Vogue Brasil, I guess to see if she’s still got it…and I guess..anyone who gets in a bra in picture has got it enough for me to look…

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