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2015

25

Aug

Bai Ling and the Kardashians of the Day

I guess fame whores stick together…they are all part of some secret society where they collectively sold their soul to the devil, and/or share trade secrets on how to go from being an nobody to in Kim Kardashian’s case, more followed than Beyonce, as the number one followed account on instagram, all while doing nothing…I mean other than having a hit show based on their life, whether I think it is deserving fame or not, the public does, and I guess what it comes down to is her fame whoring worked….

This must be a seminar to help other fame whores, like 100 year old Chinese alien Bai Ling…who’s been at this for 2 decades, not quite a Kardashian, possibly a tranny, still showing up to events practically naked…to get noticed…weird…

Yes…I am a dated old dinosaur of a site – out of touch – and I still love the innocence of traditional late 90s fame whoring. I am nostalgic like that…

TO SEE PICS OF HER LEAVING AN EVENT practically naked CLICK HERE

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2015

25

Aug

Heather Depriest TOpless Pics of the Day

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Heather Depriest is a Guess model, which is a very very vague title, because Guess is run by some dude who just loves blondes with big tits, but he’s been able to create an empire using that vibe, but more importantly, he’s been able to create a few stars, from Kate Upton to Anna Nicole Smith, to Charlotte McKinney, but not really, because she was never an official “Guess Girl” in campaign, she was more in a pic from their social media that they used as a marketing hook when casting her for Dancing With the Stars, because those tits had no real “star”…and they had to spin what they had…

Doens’t matter…this is Heather Depriest, in some fashionable nudity for what I assume is a men’s magazine she’s the covergirl for, but we can’t say their name because they aggressively sue and I don’t see a rabbit logo that normally pollutes their images….and I assume this is part of their rebrand to be more of a fashion mag using naked models…since all models get naked…instead of being the trashy hooker / stripper looking girls the dementia ridden founder of the magazine was into….

You know, take a more modern, instagram approach o naked chciks..and as long as girls like Heather Depriest, who you can find on Instagram HERE ….I like the use of their “resources…

THis is the first time I’ve done a post on her, and I’ve done posts on anyone…so I guess this is her big debut…like it should be…

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2015

25

Aug

Diana Ross’ Daughter Recreates Diana Ross 1981 Video of the Day

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Tracee Ellis Ros is Diana Ross’ daughter, who I guess is trying to milk her mother’s name and success further, because the trust fund and allowance and inheritance making her set for life…isn’t enough for her to fell fulfilled as what I assume is a 40 year old woman…so she’s trying to make a point on pop culture, that I don’t think really needs to be made…

This time, instead of asking her mom to pay her rent, she’s decided to recreate her mom’s content from 1981, making this bold statement….

…shift our gaze from how we are seen to how we are seeing and, more important, feeling. And I saw a woman feeling joyful in herself as a whole being; she didn’t seem to be presenting her ass or saying, ‘look at all the ways I can make myself look appealing to YOU.’ She seems to be saying, ‘this is ME feeling good and I am strong and sexy and joyful in ME’!”

To break it down, and I know you don’t care, and either do I, but I get annoyed when people try to make a point that doesnt need to be made, because we know popstars are whores and exhibitionists who want to be seen, noticed and talked baout….

But guess what…in 1981, this Diana Ross video was the equivalent of Nicki Minaj crawling around on all fours twerking….it’s just that the audience has changed…in 1981 dudes were jerking off to nipples and bush…meaning a popstar with a tight body in a one piece was racy…in 2015…people jerk off to throat fucking porn, have weirdo fetishes, and seeing Nicki Minaj on all fours is basic and barely even noticed amongst the noise…

So to compare 1981 whoring to 2015 whoring because 1981 whoring was more wholesome when censors were more aggressive….is just idiotic…and to make it a feminist thing, when clearly Diana Ross is being an exhibitionist in 1981…doing exactly what Nicki Minaj is doing today….is not empowering….it is just how people pay money…

I know…this doesn’t matter, this is just misguided and annoyed be despite not actually caring…at all…really…

Here’s the Original

Posted in:SFW|Tracee Ellis Ross

2015

25

Aug

Alison Brie and Dave Franco are Engaged of the Day

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I still don’t know who Alison Brie is…I don’t watching but I have posted on her a few times before because I do watch pop culture tits…

I’ve wrote things like:

“She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”…

Wow. I am so genius with my analysis of the Hollywood born and raised actress who was once a birthday clown who failed and went mainstream… because like tits, I also love cheese…I also love birthday clowns….they’re so creepy…

Her real last name is Schermerhorn….destroying my Brie jokes…but not for long, because as of 12 hours ago she’s been engaged to Dave Franco, who I guess is James Franco’s brother who she’s dating…and if you care about this news…you’re weird…

But if you like staring at recently engaged girl tits in magazines…here you go…from the titty now newsworthy titty archives…

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2015

25

Aug

Rosie Jones in the Cheesy Yeast Infection Causing Lingerie of the Day

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I haven’t written about UK Glamour models in a very long time. I was never really interested in them or the fact that these men’s magazines would do cheesy fucking photoshoots with them. They were always just low level models who were probably cocktail waitresses who figured out that if they showed their tits, they could be the next JORDAN KATIE PRICE, and either make a bit of money in the process, or land a soccer player, because there are so many soccer players looking for trashy cocktail waitress type girls, who have the stamp of model on their ass, because it makes them seem more high profile and like their tits are more valuable…It was just strategic hooking, while celebrating that not all UK women are toothless chimney sweeping grey skinned trolls, but also fake tan, fake tit, 90s Playboy looking trash…who didn’t quite do Playboy, but they did do NUTS…which I guess is not the same at all, or Page 3….

That said….Rosie Jones…is one of the newer Glamour Models, if 10 years in the dated, pre instagram game, is considered newer…and instead of fading into obscurity, she’s booked this high profile gig modeling sex store looking lingeire, you know cheap shit, with her nipples photoshopped out, underwear that likely causes yeast infections even when not shared between prostitutes…because I guess being on the package of sex store lingerie is status to a stripper who never was….or maybe she just needs the money and this is the modeling equivalent of doing anal in porn, or turning to getting paid for sex to buy your designer purse…who knows….or cares…

I’m posting it because these pics are so bad…and could have been so decent because she has great tits…and there are instagram photographers capable of doing better than whatever this shit is…

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2015

25

Aug

Woman Flashing the Camera Outside The Court House…and Other Videos of the Day

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Waiter Poured Hot Soup on Female Customer

Girl JiuJitsu’s Her Boyfriend

Naked Protestor…

Topless Book Club in New York

White on Black Cop Love

Car VS Military Vehicle…

Morning Workout

One Legged Cement Worker

2 Idiots in a Car…

Truck VS TRaffic

RObber Tells Dude to Keep His Money

Bear Rolling Down the Hill

Human Tow Truck

Kid VS 1.5 Million Dollars Painting…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

25

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes, even if you have no business doing it, you just need to dance…

Especially when it is for 10 dollars a song, so that I can grab your tits in a transaction rather than as some kind of sexual predator at the club after feeding you too many cocktails from the bottle I bought just to see girls in lingerie and sparklers carry it to me like it is the messiah, which I guess it is to the club owner, because they charge 1000 dollars for a 100 dollars of booze…a small investment to find the leeching girls at the club who you can indirectly buy for blowjobs….solid…

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Girls Tugging on Clothes….
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Guy Annoys Girlfriend with Puns at Ikea
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Colleen Shannon’s Awesome Fame Whore Body
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Lake Bell Busty…
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Bar Refaeli Getting Poked…
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Grace Jones Nipple
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Plane Struck By Lightning…
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EMma Roberts in Underwear
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Girls in Sports Bras
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2015

24

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been researching adopting 18 year old babes, ideally with a strong instagram following, from another country, because it’s the only angle I have with my wife to get another girl up in here…can’t marry them, she won’t divorce me, so play my perversion as offering a third world girl a possible future life…as long as she’s hot.

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Grace Jones Topless
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Megan Fox Panty Flash for Elle
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Cailin RUsso Topless Nonsense
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Jessica Simpson’s HUGE tits
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Hilary Duff’s Got a Big Heavy Tit
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Christina Milian Performing
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Taylor Swift in Concert
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Girls With Bongs…
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Katy Perry Dis Track Against Taylor Swift is Named!
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Girls in SPorts Bras…
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More Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples…
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Karate Kid Daniel Son is the Bully…
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Dioni Tabbers in Lingerie…
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Emily Ratajkowski Pretending She Doesn’t Have Tits
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Hailey Baldwin’s Tight Tank Top
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Foo Fighters VS Westboro Baptist Church
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Freshman Wins Free Tuition
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Katie Holmes in the Doggy Style Position of the Day
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Snooki Clothing Line – Is happening…and She’s Still a Monster
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Rebecca Gayheart in a Bikini
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The Nanny in Short Shorts
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Bai Ling Fame Whoring
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Kristen Steward’s Inbred Face in a Crop Top
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Weird Christian Dude Lying to his Christian Fans and that he has Cleansed His Sins…and people buy into this shit..because America is Fucked…
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Lady Gaga on Amerian Horror Story Set of the day
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Jennifer Lawrence is not Dating Coldplay Anymore
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Carmen Electra Has Tits
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Serena Williams and Drake is Creeping Me Out
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Blair Brown in Some Movie Naked
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Selfie Taking Mom
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Dani THorne Cleavage
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Courtney Love Stained Dress
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Some Fame Whore Laura Cremaschi Topless on a Balcony
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Bear Family VS Swimming Pool
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Charlize Theron Legs
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Rita Ora Has Tits
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Travolta and Gaga and Stresand together ina Room is Weird
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DR Dre Piano Mash Up
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Bella Hadid in a Bikini in GQ
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HUGE tits
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Best Chick Fight Ever
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Naked Motorcycle
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Weird Sneezing Fetish
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Pregnant Chick Flashes Pizza Guy
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Girl Ruins Anus on Webcam
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2015

24

Aug

Emma Roberts Getting Paid Lots of Money to be in “Lingerie” Campaign of the Day

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My favorite thing about Emma Roberts…is that she’s not Julia Roberts…

My second favorite thing about Emma Roberts…is that her dad is Eric Roberts…and her formative years were spent probably kept as far away from him on his self destructive, drug and alcohol tirade after he won an Acaedmy AWard…before becoming the number one B-Movie actor…ever…

No maybe that’s my favorite thing about Emma Robers…because girls with fucked up childhoods thanks to their dads, especially rich girls with fucked up Childhoods thanks to their dads…carry that shit thought life…and like fat girls…that directly correlates to blow job ability..

I’m not a scientist, or a religious man, but I believe the answer to everything is Daddy isses…

Here she is unretouched but lit and made up by a team of pros for a lingerie company…

Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2015

24

Aug

Taylor Swift Takes on LA and Old People Showed Up of the Day

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Taylor Swift is a cult leader, who has managed to brain wash girls everywhere into thinking she’s some empowered woman taking control of her own heart after constantly being mistreated by dudes she probably never dated but just fucked in her quest to find the perfect dick, since everything in her life is perfect, that’s how she has it set up…

In being a cult leader, other girls want to associate with her and her broken heart ministry, by standing by her side and entertaining her, because she’s evil leader….

I guess the LA show brought out girls who want to join the Taylor Swift circle, despite being too old for Taylor Swift..

Including but not limited to:

Salma Hayek and Mary J Blige / Oprah were There