2015
21
May
Candice Swanepoel is in an Aviation themed shoot for Harpers and she’s wearing too much clothes for someone who was imported from evil South Africa….and who only exists because of racism and the 800 black men who died on her farm for blood diamonds or some shit…
Now South African women are often times hot…despite being potentially horrible racists…and here she is in a Magazine…
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2015
21
May
I used to jerk off to Jane Fonda work out videos in the 80s….
I would still jerk off to Jane Fonda work out videos as a tribute to being able to jerk off to work out videos in the 80s…a simpler time for boners…
But my VCR is broken…
The sick thing in all this is that I’d jerk off to Jane Fonda in work out videos in her 70s…because old, leathery, but still hot in some weird granny fetish way..thanks to modern science and good living…unlike other Hollywoood rich kids who either die off due to drug overdoses thanks to neglect…or become Melanie Griffith…amd Kate Hudson..
All this to say….she’s a babe…
Posted in:Jane Fonda
2015
21
May
Professional surfer Anastasia Ashley seems to have been on a surf holiday with a couple of girls who I assume are surfers….
Or maybe they are more than just surfers…up on some instagram hookers who got into instagram when it was early and have since made millions posting daily bikini pics to their millions of followers who love their massive tits… you know a life of luxury funded by brands excited by their followers and rich dudes excited by their following and tits…which is nothing to really be embarrassed of, since even the Sports Illustrated models are on the hooker program, they just don’t advertise it as aggressively, or have a social media business that makes them actual money…those models make less than a Walmart worker…so they need rich guys to buy them fine Italian cars…
All this to say, I hope the waves are good and no one is on their period getting eating by sharks..
All this to say, Anastasia Ashley’s ass is both from another planet…and the size of another planet…
All this to say…whatever is going on here…is a good thing….
Posted in:Uncategorized
2015
21
May
Australian girls are fun…her name is Caitlin….she’s in something called Neighbours…which is the longest running Australian TV show that launched the career of other Australians like Kylie Minogue…and possibly Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, the Crocodile Hunter RIP, and Hugh Jackman…
In fact I think it is the only show on TV in Australia, where the girls are hot an slutty, drunk and a lot of fun, with the most gutter accent ever…
Anyway, here she is in the make-up chair from instagram…and I’m a fan..
Posted in:Caitlin Stasey
2015
21
May
There are just too many models and photographers out there…producing professional quality photoshoots…that it is impossible to know whether they are good, or whether they are celebrated, or whether they are just hipster nobodies with a camera, but I guess all there really is to know is that if the tits are exposed in a photo series show by anyone, they are art to me…
It’s like all I need is tits to ignore how cheesy it is for people to get together and do these free shoots for the sake of doing free shoots…because of a dream they probably have of one day being famous….
But then again, I guess people who love taking pictures and models who love taking their tits out in pictures need to start somewhere, when they’re not being given a chance because the mainstream is slow to the gate…
My only issue is that no one is pushing boundaries and it all seems like it is just one big parody or bootleg copy…and that’s what I guess is boring…
2015
21
May
Homewrecker Amber Heard is in Interview Magazine where I am sure she isn’t talking about how she broke up Johnny Depp and his baby momma of dozens of years with her temptress ass that is the reason she’s probably famous to begin with…even though I am sure she just gets a bad reputation and that Johnny Depp has consistently cheated on his Baby Momma, this is just one of the girls who stuck…for whatever reason…I mean it’s even possible that she didn’t fuck him on set…and made him beg for it and wait for it and leave his wife for it…and the media just blames her instead of just staring at her…because when it comes to actresses…not many are hot…and this one…is hot…enough…for Johnny Depp…and I guess Interview Magazine…
Posted in:Uncategorized
2015
21
May
Serbian girls…are affordable…and amazing…
My first girlfriend was some Serbian in the midst of the war in Croatia when the Slovakia was dropped from Czech and replaced with “Republic”….and she was a total nightmare with post traumatic stress from her family being blown up and her having refugee status…only for me to scoop her up and seduce her because she couldn’t speak english and everyone else in our class was scared of the weird half blown up girl…but not me….this guy right here is a hero and will fuck anything…even the disabled…because they don’t know better or have no other options and I guess in a lot of ways, that’s like any kind of seducing…
The models are:
Mina Cvetkovic, Antonina Petkovic,
Mariana Krtinic, Zlata Mangafic, Natasa Vajinovic, Mijo Mihaljcic, Danijela Dimitrovska,
Marija Vujovic, Dudra Stojiljkovic, Olga Ivanisevic, Simona Andrejic & Maja Latinovic
And they are amazing, and probably will work for 100 dollars a day….even in porn…because if you google Czech porn….and you have…you’ll see the hottest fucking girls willing to fuck on camera for very little…and that’s just a work ethic I approve of…
Posted in:NSFW
2015
21
May
When it comes to Tsunami survivors, I think it is safe to say that Petra Nemcova is one of the hottest there ever was…all climbing up a tree because these Russians are resilient, even her boyfriend didn’t survive…making her even more amazing than her tits…
No I’ve always been into her…and her tits…so seeing her in Cannes is magical and makes me want to sing her love songs, but instead…I’ll just look at her tits…
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Posted in:Petra Nemcova
2015
21
May
Her name is Valeria Semushina….and here she is for photographer at BigHouseDiary …reminding us that you don’t need to be famous, or paid, or rich or luxurious to be lovely…and topless…and amazing in a photoshoot..you just have to be topless and amazing in a photoshoot…that’s all it fucking takes…
Not that I googled Valeria Semushina, I’m just making assumptions…like that she’s Eastern European and thus amazing…at least to look at because these Communists are cold…
Posted in:NSFW|Valeria Semushina
