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2015

22

May

Lindsay Hancock Topless with Tentacles of the Day

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If you’ve read this site, and you haven’t, because it is boring and I am a hack…you’ll know that I adore a girl by the name of Lindsay Hancock because she’s got a hot, fit, amazing body…and she’s constantly involved in the weirdest and wildest shoots…that sometimes involve toplessness and that always involve a direst link to my soul…

This shoot was by SOME DUDE NAMED CHRISTO and it’s up on some Alien shit…that I love…

Here she is doing a Make-Up Tutorial….where she spent 3 hours making herself into a pop art piece…crazy girl…

Here are a couple pics from her friend Lisa Boyle…

I’m in love..

Posted in:Lindsay Hancock

2015

22

May

Zoe Kravitz for GQ of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz is some uptight looking rich kid on a quest to pave her own way in the world…as her own personality…with her own causes…where she does her own thing…all because of who her parents are…but that doesn’t mean she can’t achieve greatness on her own with the access she has…greatness like getting half naked in GQ…and fully naked in other magazines…on her quest of being some kind of serious artist…or some other nonsense…when really she can play make-belief and it can become a reality…even though art is a fantasy and doesn’t exist…all thanks to trust fund security….

Not that any of that matters, let her be deep and spiritual in her hippie connected to her double half black making her half black hustle…because GQ is known for being a deep and spiritual magazine right?

Posted in:Zoe Kravitz

2015

22

May

Leven Rambin for Instagram of the Day

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She’s is in Hunger Games, so I assume she’s got some real weirdo fans, but not as weird as her fans from when she was on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor….right…you know the weirdo disabled poor lazy people who watch Soap Operas for masturbation purposes…who probably don’t have internet access, because if they did they wouldn’t be jerking off to Soap Operas like they were on a sick day in High School in the 80s…but rather googling porno…

All this say…she’s grabbing a picture of her tit for instagram…what a hooker…

Posted in:Leven Rambin

2015

22

May

Charlotte McKinney Still Has Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney who I like to refer to as the bootleg Hooters waitress looking girl who should be from central Florida, but who is probably from a rich family in South Florida, which isn’t saying much because it is still Florida…some how managed to get in one viral ad which led to Dancing With the Stars…in a What the Fuck..who is this girl and how did they find her or think she was relevant enough to be on TV….but who is no longer on TV and probably trying to stay in the paparazzi and on the blogs..because she’s made it this far…she can’t just settle and be a sugar baby yet…she’s got more low level things to do…and what better way to get noticed for a girl who’s career is based on tits…than to show her tits…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney

2015

22

May

Hadid Sisters Have Tits of the Day

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Let most girls who have hit puberty and aren’t breast cancer survivors…the Hadid sisters have tits…tits that if they were practicing Muslim and not just Muslim named LA brats who probably got their tits on their 16th birthday, like how most LA tits are grown, would not be this exposed…but thanks to being tainted by white model mother blood…they’ve learned exactly how to maximize it all…and as a dude…who only really cares if there’s vagina..this doesn’t really excite me…I’m pretty desensitized…but I will say if I was to end up on a Deserted island, this is the kind of tit I’d want to be stuck with…as long as it was lactacting…

That’s it for now…fascinating stuff..right..

Here she is in Australia Vogue…and By She I mean GIGI…the other one doesn’t count yet…

Posted in:Hadid

2015

22

May

Ashley Tisdale Titties of the DAy

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Ashley Tisdale has the face these tits are trying to distract you from but that are failing in distracting you from because that face is asymmetrical…even with nose job….

Who knows or really cares if these are upgraded implants or good padding…

It’s Ashley TIsdale…the kind of weirdo still into her…is the kind of weirdo you probably don’t want to have around you or your children…

I don’t think she’s been on TV in 5 years…and when she was on TV it was on some serious garbage Disney kids show…so if you are still into her..you got some issues…issues that will love these tits…

I used to prefer doing “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch” posts…because her celebrity was getting to her head…but it’s safe to assume…that feeling is fleeting when no one cares about you…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2015

22

May

Portland Girl Pisses Herself and Other Videos of the Day

Girl Flashes Her TITS For Free Food

Guy Breaks Up Fight From His Window

Double Scooter Slam…

New Jersey Cop Pulled Over for Drunk Driving and Doesn’t Get Charged

Thief Vs JiJitsu Fighter

Thief Shot Trying to Rob Pizzaria…

Russian Woman Strips

Cop Karate Chop…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

22

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like making people uncomfortable through horrible comedy, where the person doesn’t know whether they are supposed to laugh or not…you know confuse them….

Like last night when I was telling the story of a South African sea captain who invited me onto his ship many years ago, and I didn’t want to go on his ship with his 18 friends…because South Africans are notoriously racist and I would hate to be killed off in one of their Bladerunner type games…but even worse I would hate to get into international waters only for them to pull out a black woman they kidnapped from one of the Islands on their journey, you know a little game of “blood diamond”, where they insist on me raping her first….the people I am telling the story to look at me confused….so I say “it could be worse, they could have asked me to go last”….to which they continue to look at me confused…but with more judgement and hatred in their eyes…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Kentucky Fried Chicken Slut
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Victoria Justice Has No Underwear
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If You’re Looking for Excitement – Here’s a Time Lapse of a Cactus Blooming
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Bill Murray is Getting an Xmas Special
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Ella Rose in a Bikini
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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In Bed Selfies
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Jumping Dog Gets a surprise..
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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J.Woww Big tits in a Bikini
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The Rock and Jimmy Fallon Do a Skit
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Bin Laden Read Illuminati Conspiracy Theory Literature
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The “lost and found dunk”…
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Subtly Mess With People
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David Letterman’s friends say Goodbye
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

22

May

stepLINKS of the Day

RACISTS

Is it memorial day yet?

That’s not a dad joke…that’s a drunkenstepfather joke…

I’m being ironic…

I just don’t know what irony is…

Here are some stepLINKS

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Brad Pitt is BiSexual
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Porn Star Tweets are Crazy
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The Bat Kid Trailer
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Shane Van Der Westhuizen Topless
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Petra Nemcova’s Possible Nipple
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Kendall Jenner Looks Hot
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Gigi Hadid Great Ttis
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Lara Stone – Great Tits
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Cuba Gooding JR as OJ
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Hot Redheads
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Slut of the Day
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Vin Sings to Paul Walker
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John Travolta as RObert Shapiro
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Toni Gaarn See Through
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Karlie Kloss at an Event
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Delta Safety Video
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Buy Emrata’s Thong
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Proposal of the Day
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Johnny Depp of the DAy
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Maggie GyllenHall is Too Old
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The Duggar Tried to Rape His Sister…Whatever the Fuck that Means
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Ela Rose – Tiny Bikini
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Vampire / Zombie Series From Marvel Coming
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Black is Good
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Black ghetto bitches broadcast from their dirty ghettoes:
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Topless Video of the DAy
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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Belly Flop Fetish
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Awesome and Naked
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Cum Fetish
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Boobs in the Aquarium
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Plastic BOOBIES
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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18 Year Old Breasts
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Stop – Shower TIme
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The Hottest Webcam Experience You’ll Ever Have…Ever
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

21

May

Jessica Alba in SHAPE Magazine of the Day

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Mom of two…Jessica Alba is in SHAPE…a magazine that once featured Oprah for being in Shape..those jokers..she’s a billionaire now, probably one of the hottest bodied billionaires…who reminds us that if your hot enough you can bullshit being an actor…talentless actor…because they all are…and leverage the fuck out of that…to become this…but more importantly, SHAPE will feature anyone…even if they aren’t in SHAPE thanks to aggressive photoshop…not that this mom of two body really needs it…because she’s pretty fucking amazing at least to look at…for a Mexican.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba