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May

All of the Jessica Alba for Shape Pics of the Day

Jessica Alba is still pretty fucking amazing…I mean this is a mom of two and a Mexican…and it looks like this….that means it works real fucking hard…because if you’ve ever seen Mexicans…you know that this kind of body doesn’t come natural, it comes with discipline…in fact most Mexicans I know look like they are pregnant with 2 kids when they aren’t….and not ever like this…and all while creating a billion dollar empire…it’s like what can’t this girl do…oh right…she’s got people doing everything for her…so she can gym and diet..but who cares…and look at the pics..she’s good.

All this to say…Oprah has been in Shape…

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2015

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May

#TBT stepGIRLS American Flag in Times Square Video for Memorial Day of the Day

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Happy Memorial Day America….Here’s our #stepGIRLS tribute from Last Year….on the Fourth of July…because Recycling is awesome…

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2015

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May

Anastasia Ashley’s Sugar Donut Snapchat Hack of the Day

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Here’s a little Anastasia Ashley and the Bikini A Day girl with massive tits…doing a little Sugar Donut in the sad…because fat tits on one, and a fat ass on the other…make them a combined force you’ll have to jerk off to…

You fucking pigs…

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on May 21, 2015 at 5:24pm PDT

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2015

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May

Nicole Trunfio Breast Feeds for ELLE of the Day

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Nicole Trunfio is some Australian model who came to America and never really made it, but she did make someone else cum…deep inside her hard enough for it to make her a baby, that I guess she’s gone back home to Australia to use to exploit to get more attnetion for herself in the best possible way…

From Titty model who tried real hard to make it to mom…showing her titties to make it…legendary….

All this to say, Australian girls are amazing…including but not limited to this magic…

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2015

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May

Selena Gomez in Some Shredded Jeans of the Day

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Selena Gomez wore some ripped jeans and a tank top for her instagram…and ran that shit through so many filters that it looks like it’s been soaking in piss…and that I guess gives a slimming effect to her portly little body…that I am sure you’d all love to lick the Bieber out of….because when it looks like this…we’re all Belieber enough to explore the territory he’s been inside…not that we’ll ever get that opportunity, Disney Chicks don’t work like that…they are robots who have no time for normals…obviously…and in reality…we all know you aren’t normal…

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2015

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May

Kayslee Collins Nude Model of the Day

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Kayslee Collins is some lower tiered aspiring model who I think has done Playboy, but I guess who hasn’t done Playboy really…

I think she’s lovely, despite probably having a horrible attitude…

Mainly because she’s all about that getting naked to get noticed life…it is magical..and I think I want to date her..

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2015

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May

Rita Ora’s Got Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora has tits..tits that got her a record deal…and tits that still exist to this very day…that she flaunts as often as she can because she’s growing her fan base and what better way to grow it…when all you have going for you is tits…and I guess a great Rihanna impersonation…because that is where they found her right? On the side of the street reenacting the Umbrella song ?…Or is that just the rumor…

I mean these girls are all prettey fucking interchangeable…but this one’s making moves…that I don’t mind staring at…

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2015

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May

Bikini Campaign of the Day

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I generally really fucking hate bikini photoshoots…whether it is with some fame whore trying to get noticed….staging the shit in Miami…you know the non-celebs you’ll see on blogs sometimes because the paparazzi is trying to make them celebs so that they can make money on them…since bikini pics get hits…and hits make them money….to all the low level models who shoot for that water company that you see on billboards in LA…that feature playboy dot com girls who were not hot or interesting at all…but I also hate campaigns for brands that involve bikinis..not because bikinis are boring, I mean the one thing I need more of in my actual life is girls in bikinis…but because….the shoots are all the fucking same…but for some reason…a reason I call bright and colorful thailand and awesome bikinis…this shoot is pretty tight…I can’t be too sure about the girls since I don’t know who they are…but when you’ve got a penis like me…nothing is tight…

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2015

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May

Edita Vilkeviciute by Pamela Hanson of the Day

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I had a Lithuanian friend who told me that you could buy the hottest Lithuanian girl to be your wife…without actually giving her money, but rather giving her access to your passport…no matter where you live…meaning just let her live in your house with you, and you’ll never be alone…I mean that or go on every cam site there is….

Unfortunately, that friend was not Edita Vilkeviciute…because if it was, I would be looking at her tits right now…and not typing this nonsense about her tits, that don’t matter because tits….

If you know what I mean..

The pics are by Pamela Hanson …and they are awesome…because Edita is awesome…but that could just be the tits speaking…

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2015

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May

Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day

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Sports Illustrated has figured out how the internet works and I guess are releasing a photoshoot a day from their archives or from new content they shoot when they ship these girls to shoot for them..and today, I guess is Charity Day, you know pre-memorial day handouts…where they featured our friend Emily Ratajkowski and her amazing body, that must include Fake tits, because tits just don’t come in that shape and size…but when they do..they lead to instagram stardom…that I am sure is fizzling out, but that I’ll bring back to life…with my substantially influential blog…exposing her to 12 people who already probably jerk off to her…

All this to say, I predict her being replaced by other big titty models, she’s just not compelling or exciting enough to really bother with..but Alba did exist for being just a hot chick, so you never know…but what I do know…is that she plays hard to get with me…with all that blocking on social media..and that makes me want to marry her…you know to keep things exciting…but until I get off my couch to propose to her..I’ll just stare and wonder how this happened…for 30 seconds…ok…over it..

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