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2015

06

May

Gay Couple VS Chair at a BBQ Spot of the Day

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Here’s a pretty insane video of a dude hitting a gay couple over the head with a Chair at a BBQ joint. That’s not to say that the gay couple were targeted because they were gay, you know people can piss other people off no matter where they stick their dick, but it is to say, that regardless of what they stick their dick in ,they are pretty fucking fucked up in this instagram video….and it’s fucking crazy…and the chair wrangler should be arrested…if he hasn’t already…

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2015

06

May

Selena Gomez is a Mexican of the Day

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Selena Gomez, which explains why she’s got fake tits, as most Mexicans have shit tits, at least that’s what my friend who only fucks Mexicans told me, it also explains her weight gain, because at 20, all systems shut down turning most Mexicans into a neckless Mayan….all boxy and fertile…I mean they have kids at 14…so I guess she’s living up to that…unlike Selma Hayek and Alba and Longoria who are also Mexicans, but I guess less genetically predisposed to look like every Mexican woman I’ve ever seen in any Mexican village thanks to Hollywood and millions of dollars…that Selena doesn’t get because she’e been famous since she was 5…

Either way, her, unlike every other celebrity, and asshole on your social media who celebrated Cinco De Mayo is not racist, because she’s allowed, it’s her heritage…and licking tacos clearly makes her happy as fuck…it is comforting in these sad times of being rich and famous….

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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

06

May

Kim Kardashian Nude from her Selfie Book of the Day

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As much as the world claims to hate on Kim Kardashian, I think she’s a perfect representation of the state of the world, at least in America…where everyone is so fucking self involved, narcissist, lazy people who feel entitled to have a life of luxury, all because they are content producers to a social media app, always trying to get that great pic with the most likes they can for validation, when none of that really matters..it is a vapid distraction…and I guess really a core part of humanity that before social media…we didn’t realize exists…

Now I don’t know if Kim is a Parody of this, or if she’s legit the figurehead for this…I just know she’s getting paid massive money..for basically being a fucking whore..

She’s not an artist, or a talent, or interesting…sure she’s probably nice enough, maybe even humble in her own life, because she has to be amazed by the scam they pulled off…maybe even feel guilty by the excess they have for no real tangible reason…

She’s a whore, in every sense of the word…but really commits to it…aggressively..even releasing an “art” book of Selies…because that’s what everyone thinks matters…

She’s the most powerful family in Hollywood….and they don’t even do anything in Hollywood…that’s so fucking weird…

You’d think she’d dispappear…and be oversaturated…but then just keeps posting her disgusting tits…that have started a movement of lookalikes…reminding us that we’re all fucking doomed…and should just kill ourselves now..

Either way, disgusting human tits…

I like how she tagged the pics like it’s the 90s, so that we all know where it is from, so that we never have to buy the stupid fucking book…I mean if you buy this book…you deserve to be taken out back and shot…just follow her on instagram that’s enough….stop supporting and giving this shit money.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

06

May

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini of the Day

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Not that you care, but Anna Kournikova is the reason DrunkenStepfather.com exists…because when I started in 2004, I didn’t know how to update pictures, so I’d just link to random weird fetish porn and laugh at internet weirdos…before diving into the celebrities are pieces of shit angle that I’ve spent 10 years of my pathetic life on…and the gateway post that went viral before Viral really existed…was this Tennis Player who I don’t know if she actually plays tennis…pulling sand out of her vagina in a yellow bikini…so if Anna Kornikova never got half naked and pulled sand out of her vagina, I would probably be a successful dot com billionaire instead of an interent creep so thanks for that Anna Kournikovee…you Enrique fucking russian bride….I’d like to still suffocate on…10 years later….because all the shitty looking Russians “died” off during communism…leaving the ones with good genes, and athleticism for me to fantasize having a rally with my balls…that was a shitty tennis pun…they happen.

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2015

06

May

Gillian Anderson Back of the Day

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I never thought Gillian Anderson was hot. I never watched the X Files. I also thought the nerds who thought she were hot were just undersexed perverts and they were..and I realize that those are probably the same people who visit the site…all 3 of you…who come visit the site…so as a service to you and your adult virginity…and memories of your youthful chronic masturbation to girls you pretended were your girlfriends…like Gillian Anderson…here is her back…many years later…from the Hannibal teaser…because when your fan base is pathetic…they kinda stick it out with you..for life…

Apparently this is from a teaser for Hannibal…

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2015

06

May

Australian Sex Worker by Art Provocative of the Day

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There’s something magical about ART PROVOCATIVE pictures…and that something special is that a lot of the girls he shoots are actual sex workers or escorts…or prostitutes…or ladies of the night…or whatever you want to call girls willing to have sex with you for money…because money is good and sex is good and why not bring both together and make it happen so that you don’t have to work a shitty 9-5 job…

Now one could argue that all girls or really all people are prostitutes who get figuratively fucked up their asses their entire life…but why bother when you can look at this Australian amazingness….

He has mastered the art of not showing faces…so we can focus on what matters and that is that I need to go to Australia the escorts are amazing….

Posted in:Art Provocative

2015

06

May

Plane Crash and Other Videos of the Day

Yachtism!

Hood Rat VS Liquor Store

Canadian Cops Misbehaving….

Blue Angel Stunt in Slow Motion

Shirtless Kid Pics a Fight

Kids VS Cars

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

06

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes you need to fuck a dead person to realize you’re alive…

That said…I am alive…but not really living…like all you fucking idiots…we’ve got it all wrong…

Here are some morning links…

Slutty Fan Girls…..
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Colombiam Teen Star Topless
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Charlize Theron on Sean Pemm
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Aubrey Plaza in a Bikini
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Czech Pornstar Teacher Fired…
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Awesome Thing in Slow Motion….
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Fame Whore in a Bikini…
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Robin Thicke’s New Pussy
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Entertaining Food Preparer
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Adrien Brody in a Pimp Jacket…
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Oiling and Lotioning….
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Maria Sharapova Tennis
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2015

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Follow me on instagram you pieces of shit… @drunkenstepfatherdotcom ….

I like to think of things in terms of escort prices…so if someone says that they charge 100 dollars an hour for graphic design, I think, ok that’s like 30 mins fucking an escort…or if my meal at the taco stand costs 10 dollars, I think that’s 4 minutes of fucking an escort who charges 150 an hour…

It is Cinco de Mayo…and you don’t need to think in terms of escorts…because today..is the day for all Mexicans everywhere to legitimize these white racists celebrating Mexico…in Americanized racist restaurants..even though they consider Mexicans second rate citizens…

Remember..I love you….

Girls in Sports Bras
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Naked Hipster Model
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Woman Arrested for Attacking the Corpse of Her Boyfriend’s Ex GF
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Creepy Fucking Aliens Part 1
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Rihanna See Through
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See Through Dresses on Fat Asses
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These Fish Look Safe To Eat
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Sofia Vergara Has Huge Tits
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No Parachute Sky Dive
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Zooey Deschanel New Tits
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Random Girl With Huge Tits
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Slut of the Day
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Maitland Ward is a Hooker
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Boy Catches Ball / Tricks Girl
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Sarah Jessica Parker is Offensive
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F1 Compilation
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Gigi Hadid VS Real Model
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Fame Whore of the DAy – Pulling Out Her Titis
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Halston Sage Cleavage
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Brooklyn Decker Pregnant
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Bai LIng Nip Slip
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Supermarket Gets 17 Million in Coke
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More Rihanna Nipple
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Random No Name Model of the Day
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Selena Gomez Nipples
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There is a Hocus Pocus Reboot
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Drunk Chick of the Day
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Samantha Hoopes is a Hooker
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You Have a Dirty Mind
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Big Massive Dumb Tits
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Creepy Fuckign Aliens
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People Love Fetty Wap
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Drake Really Loves Fetty Wap
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Alexis Ren Bikini Modeling
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Throwing Things…into…Things…
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Athina Onassis is Classy
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Naked and Getting Stoned
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Game of Thrones Tits
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Interesting Cam Girl of the Day
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Girls Strips in the Kitchen
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Babes in Ice Cream Body Paint
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Sloppy Girls With Big Tits are a Dime a Dozen
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Vagina of the Day
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Youtube Star Has Two Vaginas
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Cartoons fuCK….
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Hot Girl Solo on Cam
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Pantyhose of the Day
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PErvert Art
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Puffy Russian Nupples
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Slut in a Nun Costume
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The Hottest Webcam
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2 Hours of Lesbians
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Weird Fucking Fetish
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Live anal sex on webcam, watch the nastyness:
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More Library Pussy
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

05

May

January Jones Picks Her Frontal Wedgie of the DAy

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January Jones is the girl who I can assume either had one too many abortions and had to bring her kid to fruition because it was at the point of ridiculous…or she’s a feminist who just wanted to have a kid of her own without all the bullshit of a dude in the mis…or she got knocked up by someone she wasn’t supposed to…who probably has a lot of money and figured she’d take the buy out option of monthly checks…

Or was that Katherine Heigl?

Whatever he motivation is…whether she’s the single mom with the secret dad or not…she’s pulling shorts out of her vagina…cuz I guess pulling things out of her vag is her favorite party trick…right/

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