DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2023

28

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

This is the weekly random ass gallery of girls in bikinis to celebrate the bikini as a concept, as a cultural revolutionary product or fashion item….

The kind of HUMAN experience that aliens visiting after we officially destroy the earth dig up and look at with the same significance we have when finding some entry door to the great pyramids or some new cave drawing in the caves or some clay fucking pot in a riverbed in Africa from early human…back when we grew out of fish into the apes on the internet we are today.

The bikini from it’s inception paved a way for half naked women to be out in public, to be sexualized. to be jerked off to in every generation…and it’s 90 percent the reason social media worked…

“Connecting with old friends” is really about seeing old chicks you wanted to fuck, current chicks you want to fuck, in their vacation pics with a man who isn’t you, because you’re just an incel with a dream motherfucker.

So bikinis are basically the fall of society but at least we can jerk off to them, and we do.

(more…)

Posted in:swimsuit

2023

28

Mar

Paige VanZant’s UFC Ass of the Day

No Comments »

I am probably not legally allowed to post these GIFs of MMA / UFC fighting champion of the world Paige VanZant, who like random moms, nurses, school teachers and other normies, has been indoctrinated into the porno generation by monetizing the nudes that they get off producing and sending. Exhibitionism.

Unlike the normies, Paige has an actual talent, skill and ability to kick fucking ass. She just realizes that all the dudes who were sexualizing her was a natural extension of her brand, far easier than selling brand deals, something she could be in control of, and as someone who believes the internet’s a fucking joke that should be exploited if you have the nudes to exploit, I am all for it.

I like that normies and influencers and athletes do the paid nude content because they post promo shots to get their pervert fans who are jerking off to them anyway for free to pull out the fucking credit card.

If they are good at it, then it makes sense as part of the business strategy and apparently VanZant, who makes more doing nudes than fighting, but that’s probably thanks to fighting, since she was a big deal…she no longer even fights and just does the nudes.

It’s a wild word ou tthere and here’s a preview of her ass in action, not in fighting poses like you’re used to, but in skimpy swimsuits….

Anyway, I see this is a free marketing, but they see it as “STEALING OUR PRECIOUS CONTENT WE MAKE MILLIONS OFF OF”….so instead of cutting me a check, they send lawyers….so if this post no longer exists, you’ll know why.

Posted in:Paige VanZant

2023

27

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

You’re not allowed to be successful in this generation of angry hater communists…

I see rich people post their trips and some poor people are like “how dare you go on a trip with all your money when some of us can’t afford to eat”….ok…

Or I see influencer losers post up a pic of them doing some bullshit job and the people are like “how dare you do that thing you do and have fun doing it when I can’t afford to do it”….

It’s a constant, don’t do good and post it, even if you’re faking it, because everyone wants everyone to be on equal LOSER footing…

I am a loser, no money, no ad dollars, 18 years into building a media company on a swamp called DrunkenStepfather with NOTHING to show for it, and I see people win every fucking day because they made the right moves and fuck yeah, they should fucking win….

To be angry at people who are better than you or to want everyone equals is some communist shit that should be flagged as hate speech in this capitalist, winners win and losers lose, reality that we live in….

So here’s to all you losers who accept being losers and don’t fucking cry about it because people out there ARE NOT all losers….

That’s the AMERICAN DREAM motherfuckers and keep your fucking communism to your damn self you victim loser fat girl who watches too much porn and has no self awareness due to the hole shaped like god missing in your heart is filled with anti-depressants…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Irina Shayk is Hot in Bikini
LICK HERE!!!!

Livvy Dunne’s Amazing Deep Stretch
LICK HERE!!!!

Alexis Ren in Lingerie
LICK HERE!!!!

Sydney Sweeney Bikinis
LICK HERE!!!!

Hannah Traore See Through!
LICK HERE!!!!

Paige Spiranac Tease for her 30th Birthday
LICK HERE!!!!

Sommer Ray’s Racy DJ Outfit
LICK HERE!!!!

Sydney Jenkins Topless in Johnny and Clyde
LICK HERE!!!!

Yanet Garcia in a Thong Bikini
LICK HERE!!!!

Azi Acosta Topless in Suki
LICK HERE!!!!

10 Bloodiest Battles Fought by Americans
LICK HERE!!!!

Everything Streaming in April
LICK HERE!!!!

Hot Russian Tennis Player Moves Onto the Next Round
LICK HERE!!!!

Bar Refaeli on Vacation
LICK HERE!!!!

Olivia Ponton Bikinis
LICK HERE!!!!

Huge Ram Gets Sheered
LICK HERE!!!!

Sabrina Andolpho’s Golf Influencer’s in a Bikini
LICK HERE!!!!

Heidi Klum is a Material Girl
LICK HERE!!!!

Debbie St Pierre in the Hot Tub
LICK HERE!!!!

Shooting Night Scenes During the Day is Hard
LICK HERE!!!!

The Lab that Tests Elevator Free Falls
LICK HERE!!!!

Speed Skating Babe Jutta Leerdam Underwater Training
LICK HERE!!!!

Rita Ora’s Wild Style
LICK HERE!!!!

Massive Brahma Bull
LICK HERE!!!!

Flood Moments!
LICK HERE!!!!

Women’s Sports Fails
LICK HERE!!!!

Mandy Rose in Short Shorts!
LICK HERE!!!!

Karen Goes Nuts on a Flight – Punching and Spitting
LICK HERE!!!!

Animals with Super Powers
LICK HERE!!!!

Bowling Champs Hardest and Fastest Shots
LICK HERE!!!!

Nude Model Posing!
LICK HERE!!!!

This Dog Wants to Be Everyone’s Best Friend
LICK HERE!!!!

Chloe Grace likes Hockey
LICK HERE!!!!

Zoey Deutch Looks Skinny
LICK HERE!!!!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
LICK HERE!!!!

===============
From the Forum

===============

Michelle Rodriguez at a Premiere
LICK HERE!!!!

Anya Taylor Joy in a Pink Dress
LICK HERE!!!!

Maise Smith Bra Top
LICK HERE!!!!

Lucy Hale in Leggings
LICK HERE!!!!

Hailey Bieber Cleavage
LICK HERE!!!!

Florence Pugh on a Dinner Date
LICK HERE!!!!

Millie Bobby Brown in Disco Pants
LICK HERE!!!!

Natalie Alyn Lind at a Justice League Thing
LICK HERE!!!!

Olivia Wilde in a Sports Bra
LICK HERE!!!!

Taylor Swift in Lingerie in Concert
LICK HERE!!!!

Scout WIllis Shopping
LICK HERE!!!!

Olivia Rodrigo at the Lakers Game
LICK HERE!!!!

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

Taking in the Dildo
LICK HERE!!!!

Golf Titties
LICK HERE!!!!

7 Acts that Make You a Whore
LICK HERE!!!!

Public Degeneracy
LICK HERE!!!!

Masturbating while Driving
LICK HERE!!!!

Slow Motion Titties
LICK HERE!!!!

Mental Mondays
LICK HERE!!!!

Elly is the Hot Reddit Amateur
LICK HERE!!!!

Fine Ass – Fine Tits
LICK HERE!!!!

Hot Nude Model Posing Nude
LICK HERE!!!!

Terrible Roadside Attraction
LICK HERE!!!!

16 Shit Days
LICK HERE!!!!

Room Service Fucked a Girl
LICK HERE!!!!

Grabbing Onto the Dildo
LICK HERE!!!!

Big Nasty Got Big Tits
LICK HERE!!!!

Mask on Dildo Show
LICK HERE!!!!

Back Garden Fuck
LICK HERE!!!!

Both Holes Filled
LICK HERE!!!!

Creamy
LICK HERE!!!!

MENTAL BODY
LICK HERE!!!!

Dildo on the Floor
LICK HERE!!!!

Amateur Sex
LICK HERE!!!!

Dildo Light Show
LICK HERE!!!!

Another Amateur Fuck
LICK HERE!!!!

Dripping on the Floor
LICK HERE!!!!

Perky with Panties to the Side
LICK HERE!!!!

Lollipop
LICK HERE!!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! | SHOP THE SWEATSHOP

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

27

Mar

Kendall Jenner in a Sheer Dress in Bed of the Day

No Comments »

I think the Kardashians are the most vile thing pop culture has shat out in the last 20 years, their legacy has been nothing short of demonic. They’re basically the Jerry Springer Too Hot to Handle without actually being hot of this generation. Clickbait, simple manipulation tactics, just instagram’s equivalent of a telemarketer preying on the helpless old lady selling magazines or some other “grandma I need bail money scam”….only they prey on the younger generation of retards, mindless retards with access to credit cards to buy into their bullshit.

They managed to get some influencer, turn that influence into a shitty fucking empire where each of them are billionaires with billion dollar brands all thanks to you being dumb….

The fashion industry wanted in on it, so they made Kendall a Top Model, who will know the difference…and the industry just got bigger and bigger and shittier and shitty….no substance just sales….

The only good thing about it is that the whole family are a bunch of whores and they can pretend their porno shots are “high concept art” instead of clickbait or something to sell on OnlyFans….

So yeah, I’ll look at Kendall’s nipples, it’s the least I can do for the fall of society they were involved in…or monetized from….

She’s almost showing the vagina that Bruce had made into his vagina because he shat her out and felt it was the most authentic….since Kylie’s was more of a cock.

Either way, whorish in a whorish culture, and since she’s the skinny hotter one, I’m more into it than if it was the other trolls coming to eat your souls…BUT she is still a Kardashian affiliate and that makes this witchcraft BAD!

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2023

27

Mar

Stella Hudgens Gamer Tits of the Day

No Comments »

Stella Hudgens has her tits out in what we’ll assume is some gamer nerd shit, in part because she’s rockin’ that nerd bow and arrow on her wall., in what could be a gamer chair, but I think it’s just pandering to the weak and lonely incels with credit cards, which I assume is a big portion of her fans.

The celebrity sister in the shadows of the celebrity sister who lived the celebrity life and was likely more annoying than the sister in trying to get what she wanted with a “do you know who my sister is” is in the right place to get the nerd followers she is currently exploited because what kind of dude is following Vanessa Hudgens sister if not a fucking nerd.

Sure, she’s a bit of a broken psycho willing to flash the big tits that people have been wanting to see since she launched her attempt at a career, or her own identity, or a cash grab because she’s tired of being on salary for VANESSA HUDGENS INDUSTRIES….

What better way to get her low level revenge than the appeal to the nerd gamers who were into her sister and are just spillover fans…that want to see the Hudgens tits to imagine the more famous sister’s tits, or they are like me and like the emotional trauma the second string generally have…..

Point of the story, she only exists because of her sister and this is her protest and I like tits in protest, even when they are liberal, feminist, annoying, misguided, vaccinated, political, outraged, blue haired, TITS….so long as they are tits.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2023

27

Mar

Kelly Ripa Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Kelly Ripa is a 300 year old corpse of a woman, but thanks to decades of starving herself she’s managed to maintain the body of a 18 year old with anorexia who hasn’t hit puberty yet, which I assume the industry celebrates or at least a dark corner of the industry….

That doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t have jerked off to her on all your sick days, or unemployed days when you were too lazy to get off the couch to watch actual porn, because the shrills of Regis weren’t strong enough to throw you off your game….

She’s still a skinny mom, just older and the whole “cute and bubbly” has been replaced with annoying but the world or the 12 old people who watch morning television must like her since she hasn’t been fired….

She also clearly makes the money, far more than the Soap Opera days when she got knocked up by her husband and now co-host, because her bikini is designer….while hiding her stomach scars of motherhood and not spreading her legs to show us the other gaping results of motherhood all hanging off her skinny frame with no fat or muscle to keep it in place…just dried old atrophy uterus dangling out of her with nothing to hold it in her into her golden years.

I like it.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Kelly Ripa|Kelly Ripa Kelly Ripa Kelly Ripa

2023

27

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

No Comments »

When I think of MILFs I think of blown out mom pussy that’s basically given up on life, you know the old school mom who is out looking for dick because either her husband is a closeted gay that can’t come out in the suburban community, so she has a little freedom every few weekends, or she’s a divorcee who failed at marriage because she’s a flawed woman….

I never think of all the young hot moms who have the young hot mom bodies because they bounced back after deciding to be a mom because they were following the Kylie Jenner trend of having kids to help your influencer career, while following the creampie breeding fetish trend, especially if the dude they bred with are rich….

I prefer the desperate mom just dying to get fucked properly or like the porn she’s been watching everyday the last 15 years when the kids are at school and the husband is at work, all open minded and free spirited since having no shame after shitting themselves while giving birth….if only their younger self had the confidence…

I like to think of the mom who has responsibilities raising her kid, not the ZOOMER who hands the kid off to their mom while they go to Ibiza fort he summer…..the mom who cooks dinner and does homework…not because I’m into moms or have a mom fetish to feed my complicated relationship with my mom, but because they are busy, exhausted, have priorities which mean they leave me the fuck alone….

That’s the MILF you want, every second weekend and on Wednesdays for a few hours….to fuck, to play fake relationship, to see them later….even if their blown out vaginas don’t grip the cock and their stomach elasticity is no more and just dangles….you know she’ll never let you knock her up, she’s done that, been down that road…so it’s a tradeoff…

Here are some self proclaimed MILFS…

(more…)

Posted in:Milf

2023

27

Mar

Kaili Thorne Thong of the Day

No Comments »

Kaili Thorne is Bella Thorne’s partial sister, I think they have the same dad but she was still raised by the same mother after the dad died, which you’d assume meant that she was sold out to the perverts who promised them their big dreams first….it’s always the stepchild sold out before the actual child when the family needs to eat.

That’s not to say the other children weren’t sold to the industry, it’s just funny to see the dynamic where one is a big respected star from Disney, with movie deals and projects despite running a porn subscription site for her own content and a porn subscription business for other people selling nudes…..

It’s just to say that one is taken seriously, the other does aggressive enough porn when riding the family name like it’s dick to get subscribers.

So Kaili, in swimsuit being as cute as a girl can be in this era of muppet faces is actually clothed, conservative, since I’m pretty sure I’ve seen pics she’s posted of putting things in her ass, which could just be part of the no privacy oversharing theme of our times, or just shameless clickbait…either way, knowing the labia behind the walls of the bikini fabric makes for better bikini pics…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Kaili Thorne

2023

27

Mar

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

No Comments »

As far as I’m concerned, the pandemic didn’t happen, the vaccines don’t exist, whether you got one or not, I don’t really give a shit…it’s not a topic of conversation in my life, whether I still have trauma from the insane lockdowns in Canada, or the fact that if you didn’t take their medicine you needed to show your papers to get into Home Depot, or if you didn’t take your medicine, you had to pretend you did, because 90 percent of the population would call you a racist, bigot, heathen, misogynist and they’d collectively want you to die…it is fucking weird and you still can’t cross into the USA without their medicines, which for a logical mind didn’t even work since everyone with it that I know got Covid bad.

Anyway, I am pretty much over it, it gave me new perspective on how dumb or bought or easily manipulated people are, but I already knew the majority were idiots who buy into anything they are told…so it wasn’t shocking.

What was shocking is that the biggest revelation in this time was that medical workers, or at least women who wear scrubs to work, or pretend to wear scrubs to work, actually produce nudes while at work, even in a pandemic, or more prolifically in the pandemic because all eyes were on them, they were heroes and it was a good way to busk for money off the retard perverts who believed that you were all knee deep in corpses, but casually finding time to fist yourself in the chaos to get by….

It was the equivalent of a double amputee homeless person rolling around in the snow with his shirt off pretending that someone stole his wheelchair outside the church…..you know beg for money from the suckers who buy into the bullshit.

More shocking is that after the pandemic, they’ve all kept up this line of work, not fired, sometimes with nametags that expose them and it’s wild!

WILD!

(more…)

Posted in:NURSES

2023

27

Mar

Ariel Winter Bus Driver Ass of the Day

No Comments »

There was a weird moment in time when Ariel Winter, who I always thought was not a cute chick, but the internet and entertainment propagandize these people and trick weak minds into thinking they are hot. I mean look at the Kardashians, trolls that have not been seen as trolls, but who have instead made normal looking girls try to look like trolls. It’s so weird.

But there was a weird moment when the Disney kid was coming off Modern Family, I show I can happily say I’ve never seen, where people obsessed over her tits that she had already had reduced, because maybe she was doing fitness, or doing starvation to deal with her trauma of being a child star….and I went along with it, not saying she was hot, saying she looked like a troll, but had tits and clearly tits win.

We haven’t heard much of her in a while, but she has been fat, unhealthy, a binge emotional eater who likes junk food and seed oils…and I guess it’s caught up her cellulite ridden body in this body positive era of people who photoshop themselves so you don’t have to see her “cellulite is normal” or “cellulite empowering” bullshit….or their “all girls have cellulite”….without saying “yay, cuz she looks like she sits eating snacks all day”….

I guess bus driver or cafeteria lady are interchangeable with this 50 year old lady ass on a 20 something…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Ariel Winter