The nice thing with the internet is that it builds these worthless idiots up into thinking that they matter…all because it opens up a few doors to rich dudes and casting directors and decision makers…I’m assuming Ben Afleck, David Fincher, Robin Thick, and Kanye West…and now possibly Zac Effron…who say “I want to fuck the tits in that blurred lines video”…so they give her a job in whatever they are doing, everyone wins…until she’s left in the dust as the decision makers go onto fuck other instagram models…
Yes…Emrata and what I assume are fake tits, despite how committed she is to proving they are not fake tits….was the one nude low level model who managed to crossover to the mainstream…
But there is no way she’s going to last, there are too many Emily Ratajkowski’s in the world…all interchangeable..so like so many stripper whores before her, I hope she saved up her money, or at least found a rich dude with low self esteem to support her because she was the tits in that blurred lines video…
She’s got zero star power…but she has tits…and this instagram 5 minutes of relevance shit should fucking end…in a few minutes…
Until that happens, here she is in a campaign she probably made 50,000 dollars doing…She’s really not that hot…I mean I get the Angelina Jolie bootleg, bargain basement at the Church Bazaar…vibe….but she’s not the real deal…even if she’s playing make-belief and thinks she is…I can guarantee that no one fucking cares about her or her secondary hollywood acting roles..that if she’s lucky will lead to playing the “hot girl”…like Alba, Tara Reid and the other talentless hacks before her…but I don’t even think she’d amount to that…
But she does have a great monobrow…and she has done a lot of modeling for someone who is 5 foot 4 and not a model…all while proving the internet can create viral fucking jokes…
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