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2015

23

Mar

Kendall Jenner and Bieber in Vogue of the Day

Kendall Jenner is a model now that her mother has positioned her properly…so it would only make sense that she would do Vogue the first time she gets the chance, even if it is actual a feature on Biber, because he’s still stupidly famous, because she probably whined at him about it long enough..because they are “friends”….

The fact that I know this…as a grown man…depresses me, but what doesn’t depress me is staring at Kendall, who isn’t all that hot in person, but who is skinny as fuck, because she’s trying to be a model, you know, apply her vapidness to something that has more respect than being cast on your porn sister’s reality show…because she is in a bikini…

I think we can all agree that Vogue is officially on the level of People Magazine, in trying to be relevant, doing tabloid shit, instead of being on the cusp of fashion, they’re trailing behind and can’t keep up to the internet…but I guess they still have a strong brand name…and that’s what matters…not the fact that this looks like a shitty mall brand newspaper insert ad…

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2015

23

Mar

Miley Cyrus Banana Porn and Vacation Pics of the day

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I’ve seen Miley in person and as long as she doesn’t talk…she’s pretyt fucking hot. Tight little, long body, that you’d all let sit on your face, I can assure that..but the second she talks, you just want her backwoods, inbred, hick horse to kick her in the fucking throat, unless it already did and that’s why she sounds liek that…

Anyway, as pathetic as it is, I heard Miley broke up with her Boyfriend, so she went on a tour with some low level groupie who is the Victoria’s Secret model who makes no sense, but who hangs with the right kid, named Stella Maxwell…and they went on her first Private Jet ride, and acted silly and had fun because Miley is a bratty rich kid who doesn’t give a fuck…

I’m only really into her Banana porn, that you can assume she’s posting to cater to her black market…but the ratchet stripper parody she’s created, as if she’s not a disney kid, in a mansion in LA somewhere, is also entertaining enough to spend less than 2 minutes on, which is is exactly what I did…because sometimes I neglect there is a real world out there that actually has meaning, unlike this..

Some videos…

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2015

23

Mar

Selena Gomez Pudgy Face Bikini of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this picture of her in a bikini top, I guess to prove that her tits are just her being hormonal and not actual implants, because they are built like a body builder’s pectoral muscles, and not like an implant, unless that’s the look she was going for with her surgeon, which is possible “Make it look like a tranny tit”….but I doubt it…

Now, we can assume that she felt pretty, because she looks cute enough and her pudgy little face is not as pudgy, maybe a not so crazy water retention / Lupus medication bloat…

I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, or find this girl interesting or hot, but I’ll stare at anything in a bikini, because I can…and more importantly, because I have nothing better to do…my life is pathetic.

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2015

23

Mar

Bella Thorne Facebook Bikini Pic of the Day Bella Thorne

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I don’t know if Bella Thorne is still underage, I am not going to bother googling her, because I think it reflects badly on me as a person posting pictures of underage girls in bikinis, but more importantly, braless underage girls trying on shirts…I just know that she’s from some stage family, that the whole crew of them were whored out to the media, but she was the only one who got any actual work, despite being a ginger, something you’d probably expect to not happen, based on her being a ginger…and America fucking loves underage girls, cuz they can’t legally fuck with underage girls, even though underage girls are fucking thanks to porno, starting at a young age…because people fuck and this wholesome bullshit, or untouched virgin fantasy is just fantasy, espeially with girls in LA, who have parents trying to make them famous…I mean they know what the fuck is up and the only good thing about them is that their bodies aren’t as broken in as 30 year olds..

All this to say, she’s in a bikini…

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2015

23

Mar

Megan Fox for a Korean Skincare Ad of the Day

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Megan Fox looks pretty fucking amazing in this skincare ad for some Korean brand, despite being a mom of two and useless as fuck, she still has it going on, and still reminds us that when your career is ruined by some failed actor you decide to fall in love with and get brainwashed by, Asian countries will pay you stupid fucking money to promote their bullshit, because asians fucking love white people, and the creams white people use to stay white, because having dark skin means you’re a peasant…

So she may not make money in America, and this may be desperate cash grab…and she may not be bridging the gap between North Korea and the rest of the world, but she is showing her gap…that the dude from 90210 destroyed, and that counts for pretty much everything…even if this doesn’t even look like Megan Fox…

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2015

23

Mar

Arianna Grande is So Weird on Jimmy Fallon of the Day

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Arianna Grande is the fucking worst…despite this picture of her doing a charity for a dog, using her little legs, and tiny body to promote dogs, because I love dogs…and despite this Celine Dion impersonation on the worst show on TV…

She just has this cunty attitude about her, which would make sense, since she has a massive vagina that she uses to fit big black cocks in her, when she’s not being carried around the world, going from concert to concert, where she performs half naked…

A few weeks ago, I was talking to a pornstar who used to fuck her boyfriend when he was dating her, and she said that this girl sleeps with everyone, that she’s a bigger whore than the porn chick, and for some reason, even though I already assumed that, it felt good to have it validated, because I hate fame that comes without whoring…it takes away from the whole experience…

TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER IN NYC CLICK HERE

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2015

23

Mar

Female Body Builder of the Day

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Here’s a female body builder, topless and scary as fuck, in what you know is a fetish, because why else would she be selling clips like this, obviously, she was into the body building first and some dude told her at the gym that he would pay her to flex for him like some kind of wrestler, and the rest is fucking history, weirdo new market opened up, as porn has desensitized us all, leading to people digging deep….not that this is a new thing, I remember being a regular at a stripclub, and seeing these two tank body builder women, their stage show involved them doing pull ups, and I am not even joking…they had more business than any of the other cunty strippers, who didn’t have clits the size of mini dicks…so I guess this is the gateway to tranny sex…which is the gateway to dude on dude sex…but when presented like this, how can you hate it…it’s amazing.

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2015

23

Mar

Rita Ora Posted a Picture of her Ass of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator who normally posts pictures of her tits, that’s how she gets noticed, but who today decided to delve into new body parts to feature, in efforts of getting as famous, rich and relevant as Rihanna, the star she stole her whole identity from…

But the good news is that she hasn’t strayed too hard from her core, because Here are her slow motion tits…as she knows butt shots are risky if you don’t have a great ass, but are known for your tits…always keep a tit pic in the back pocket to make it all ok…in case it doesn’t work out so well…and the fans revolt…

A video posted by Rita Ora (@ritaora) on Mar 20, 2015 at 7:02am PDT

To See her in Tight Enough Pants CLICK HERE

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2015

23

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Creeper Butt Shots of the Day

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Apparently some dude followed Ashley Tisdale into a Trader Joe’s grocery store in the Valley, and snapped off these pics of her from behind, I mean you can’t hate on a creep for creeping, but you can question whether this is Ashley Tisdale’s ass or not, but more importantly, you can thank him for cropping out her face, a face that even with botched plastic surgery, is one better positioned face down in a pillow, or really anything you can pin it into, when you stare at her from behind…

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2015

23

Mar

Erin Richards in Esquire of the DAy

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I don’t know who Erin Richards is and my internet is shit, so I am not going to try to look her up, because ultimately, she doesn’t matter and all these idiot actors or celebrities, or people attempting to be celebrities, and people who are now officially considered celebrities because they booked a TV show, bore me…I am much more interested in everyday girls getting half naked for the pure love of male attention, rather than girls getting half naked to get paid..not that Esquire paid her to do this, but it is part of her PR program to keep in people’s minds and to continue to get paid, and it commodifies the whole thing, taking away the raw and real “I get naked because I want to give you a boner” component that is so fucking key to half naked pics..

Either way, here she is…

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