Yachtism!
Hood Rat VS Liquor Store
Canadian Cops Misbehaving….
Blue Angel Stunt in Slow Motion
Shirtless Kid Pics a Fight
Kids VS Cars
2015
06
May
2015
06
May
Sometimes you need to fuck a dead person to realize you’re alive…
That said…I am alive…but not really living…like all you fucking idiots…we’ve got it all wrong…
Here are some morning links…
Slutty Fan Girls…..
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Colombiam Teen Star Topless
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Charlize Theron on Sean Pemm
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Aubrey Plaza in a Bikini
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Czech Pornstar Teacher Fired…
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Awesome Thing in Slow Motion….
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Fame Whore in a Bikini…
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Robin Thicke’s New Pussy
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Entertaining Food Preparer
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Adrien Brody in a Pimp Jacket…
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Oiling and Lotioning….
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Maria Sharapova Tennis
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
06
May
Follow me on instagram you pieces of shit… @drunkenstepfatherdotcom ….
I like to think of things in terms of escort prices…so if someone says that they charge 100 dollars an hour for graphic design, I think, ok that’s like 30 mins fucking an escort…or if my meal at the taco stand costs 10 dollars, I think that’s 4 minutes of fucking an escort who charges 150 an hour…
It is Cinco de Mayo…and you don’t need to think in terms of escorts…because today..is the day for all Mexicans everywhere to legitimize these white racists celebrating Mexico…in Americanized racist restaurants..even though they consider Mexicans second rate citizens…
Remember..I love you….
Girls in Sports Bras
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Naked Hipster Model
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Woman Arrested for Attacking the Corpse of Her Boyfriend’s Ex GF
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Creepy Fucking Aliens Part 1
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Rihanna See Through
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See Through Dresses on Fat Asses
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These Fish Look Safe To Eat
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Sofia Vergara Has Huge Tits
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No Parachute Sky Dive
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Zooey Deschanel New Tits
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Random Girl With Huge Tits
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Slut of the Day
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Maitland Ward is a Hooker
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Boy Catches Ball / Tricks Girl
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Sarah Jessica Parker is Offensive
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F1 Compilation
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Gigi Hadid VS Real Model
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Fame Whore of the DAy – Pulling Out Her Titis
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Halston Sage Cleavage
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Brooklyn Decker Pregnant
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Bai LIng Nip Slip
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Supermarket Gets 17 Million in Coke
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More Rihanna Nipple
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Random No Name Model of the Day
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Selena Gomez Nipples
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There is a Hocus Pocus Reboot
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Drunk Chick of the Day
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Samantha Hoopes is a Hooker
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You Have a Dirty Mind
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Big Massive Dumb Tits
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Creepy Fuckign Aliens
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People Love Fetty Wap
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Drake Really Loves Fetty Wap
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Alexis Ren Bikini Modeling
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Throwing Things…into…Things…
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Athina Onassis is Classy
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Naked and Getting Stoned
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Game of Thrones Tits
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Interesting Cam Girl of the Day
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Girls Strips in the Kitchen
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Babes in Ice Cream Body Paint
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Sloppy Girls With Big Tits are a Dime a Dozen
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Vagina of the Day
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Youtube Star Has Two Vaginas
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Cartoons fuCK….
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Hot Girl Solo on Cam
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Pantyhose of the Day
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PErvert Art
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Puffy Russian Nupples
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Slut in a Nun Costume
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The Hottest Webcam
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2 Hours of Lesbians
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Weird Fucking Fetish
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Live anal sex on webcam, watch the nastyness:
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More Library Pussy
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
05
May
January Jones is the girl who I can assume either had one too many abortions and had to bring her kid to fruition because it was at the point of ridiculous…or she’s a feminist who just wanted to have a kid of her own without all the bullshit of a dude in the mis…or she got knocked up by someone she wasn’t supposed to…who probably has a lot of money and figured she’d take the buy out option of monthly checks…
Or was that Katherine Heigl?
Whatever he motivation is…whether she’s the single mom with the secret dad or not…she’s pulling shorts out of her vagina…cuz I guess pulling things out of her vag is her favorite party trick…right/
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:January Jones
2015
05
May
Beyonce is on some post pregnancy mission to be a sex icon…because calling herself Queen B isn’t egotistical enough…now she wants people jerking off to her…even though no one has jerked off to her…ever…not even her husband because he’s too busy jerking off Kanye…using money as lube…while his Jewish Business partners…watch..
I guess it is her attempt to compete with Kim and Rihanna…since they all run in the same circles…because being worth half a billion dollars isn’t enough for her to bow down with her shitty catalog of music and live a good life as a good mother to her kids…but instead she feels compelled to show ass cheek cleavage…the whole thing is silly – but I’ll watch – because I got nothing else going on…
Posted in:Beyonce
2015
05
May
The highlight of my internet career is when I snuck into some Canadian Award show, probably 6 years ago, when Fergie still mattered and Lady Gaga was coming up, where I grabbed onto Fergie’s hand and looked her in the eyes…and told her…that we were soul mates…only for her security to pull me off of her…and for her Black Eyed Peas partner to punch Perez Hilton in the face…and for me to fondle Gaga’s ass when she didn’t know what was going on because she was sucking Perez Hilton’s pussy so hard…knowing she wanted his audience…
Since then, Fergie and I have never been reunited, or love unrequited, her ex meth addict face more haggard…and manly…her body…not quite what it was as she pushes 40 but still good enough for me…
I mean..girl’s a woman now..and she’s still got THigh Gap…
Take that Margot Robbie (see previous post)
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Fergie
2015
05
May
Anja Rubik is an amazing model…and here she is on the cover of what I’ll call an obscure fashion magazine because the name is so silly and robotic…doing the Flash Dance inspired pose…and for someone who has jerked off to the flash dance panty and a sweatshirt scene at least once…thanks to being a teen in the 80s…and more importantly…being a pervert who appreciates the art form…this is amazing…enough.
I mean I don’t get excited about bullshit anymore, but I dig this cover…now where are the rest of the pics…
Posted in:Anja Rubik
2015
05
May
Olivia Munn pulled one of the best scams in digital television…because right before the internet took the fuck over..TV was still semi-relevant and random stations like G4TV existed and needed to fill up the 24 hour window they had with content, so what better way than to have a TRL style show on nerd shit for nerds….and what better thing to do than cast an accessible “babe” to play up the nerd shit, like she likes the nerd shit, or cares about the nerd shit…because nerds are so fucking loyal, and having them as a fan base can carry her bullshit to another level of acting in movies…like she always wanted…because it’s the reason she moved to LA in the first place…
Well, nerds are loyal, her career is bustling, she’s an opportunist, and really who isn’t…and more importantly…she’s showing you how badly she needs to do squats…in what I assume is a before picture….for her fitness hustle…
I am not a fan..but then again…I am not not a fan…I just don’t give a fuck about this…and I dont think anyone else does either..
Posted in:Olivia Munn
2015
05
May
Here’s porn star Tommy Pistol, who we can safely say bangs countless girls on a weekly basis, because that’s what Male pornstars do, not that I’d love to fuck any of the girls he fucks, because porn girls disgust me, but to get paid less than women he fucks, is some convoluted shit..that I can appreciate as a feminist…
Ether way, here’s his dirty joke of the day…
Posted in:Videos
2015
05
May
I remember when Margot Robbie was everyone’s boner motivation after Wolf of Wall Street, all thanks to good marketing…
Well, now she’s on a superhero movie and by the looks of it, it seems like her thighs rub together when she walks…
This is called Chub Rub and they have creams and lubricants for it, otherwise it can scar up, discolor and permanently be disgusting…so a lot of fat chicks where bike shorts…
Instead, a cocky Margot Robbie, who clearly doesn’t realize her thighs are thick…wears superhero underwear…because…she’s getting paid a million dollars to….chub rub or not…
GOOD TIMES>..
Posted in:Margot Robbie