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2015

11

Mar

Irina Shayk for Harper’s Bazaar China of the DAy

Irina Shyak did this shoot for Vogue China…

Irina Shayk may not be an actual bikini model…I mean she did SI…and I guess that’s all it takes to be a bikini model….it gives credibility…

I assume her ex-fiance who is some Sports star and his team has the power to tell the Editorial team at SI what to do….thanks to his agents….and money to pretty much buy her career in exchange for bearding him…

You all already know this story…so just look at her ass for China…bridging cultural gaps…

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2015

11

Mar

Rebekah Underhill Topless in Church of the Day

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Rebekah Underhill not just an instagram model – she is a signed model….which is a status thing for instagram models…and here she is doing concept nude shoots in Church because they are hipster artists and edgy…

All these girls get naked, so it’s not that exciting, it’s just how people make noise, it is just standard practice and I’m into seeing girls naked..so it works for me…especially since it is free…

VIA STALKER

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2015

11

Mar

Madonna for Out Magazine of the Day

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You favorite magazine, OUT, because you’re a homo…did a feature on Madonna, your favorite artist, even your idol or spirit animal…because you’re a homo…was in it…grabbing her old lady boobs that she still is all about flaunting despite being 100 a dead…reminding women everywhere that you are never too old, too used up, or too disgusting to use that vagina…you can still use that vagina…because dudes are perverts, they’ll stick their dick in anything…

At least she doesn’t look desperate..

TO SEE THE STORY IN OUT MAGAZINE CLICK HERE

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2015

11

Mar

Dakota Blue Richards for Some Magazine of the Day

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With a name like Dakota Blue Richards…you’d assume she gets fucked up the ass for money on video….I’m talking double anal, double vaginal whatever it fucking takes…you know..born with a porn name…

But no, she’s an actor, which is essentially the same thing as pornstar, only actors generally don’t let the penetration or gangbang scenes, they save that for the casting couch…

All this say, Dakota Blue Richards, who I’ve never heard of…is in a magazine…

Fascinating…

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2015

11

Mar

Edita Vilkeviciute for the Sunday Telegraph of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is amazing, sure I like her better when she’s naked, but I like everyone better when they are naked, even you…because naked is usually pretty fucking jokes…except when it involves Edita…because Edita has awesome tits….tits she is hiding for the Sunday Telegraph…but ttis that google will help you find because I am too lazy to look…

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2015

11

Mar

Blanca Padilla for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Blanca Padilla is a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she makes less than 100k a year, but is surrounded by rich dudes looking for Victoria’s Secret brides to justify their billions of dollars, so being hot enough for Victoria’s Secret, even if they don’t pay, that stamp of approval is perfect for getting you places with some of the key sugar daddies you need to be a baby for…

I don’t know where shes from, but I know where she’s going..they are all on the same program…the rich dude program…and that’s to a magical place…filled with good things…all it takes is being tall..

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2015

11

Mar

Katy Perry Crotch Shot of the Day

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I would assume that this picture of Katy Perry is the best picture taken of her in a long fucking time.

I like to think that she’s practicing showing the world her vagina for when she gives birth to her John Mayer baby in 7 months….as she is rumored to be pregnant….even though they are saying that the John Mayer baby is not a bump but rather just a gunt…

She is a big girl, so I could see how that could happen…but revisiting old penis to make babies…makes sense…

Now, I don’t hate Katy Perry, I think she’s probably just a sad girl with very few real friends, trying to figure it all out, or find some sense of normal, after blowing up to her crazy level …and I’m not just talking about her waistline… I mean rich and famous…

I mean, she’s awkward, quirky and very normal looking when you’re not staring at her rocking tits…who tricked the world into thinking she was important…it’s a crazy storyline that isn’t always filled with happiness…but luckily in this case…it is filled with a crotch shot from her concert…

All this to say, this may not even be Katy Perry…

TO See the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2015

11

Mar

Ekaterina Zueva for Serge Lee of the Day

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Here’s a pretty amazing shoot for TREATS! by a photographer named Serge Lee, of a girl named Ekaterina Zueva, which sounds pretty local to LA, where treats is based, I mean if you were to factor in all the hot as fuck mail order brides that have been shipped over here with dreams of becoming famous models….not that I know anything about Ekaterina Zueva, for all I know she could be from Jersey and her dad could be an engineer and she may not even be a Russian who managed to escape a fate of being a web cam model, working the sex trade, thanks to either being tall enough or rich enough to buy US citizenship of her own…

It doesn’t mater, what matters is that she’s got the right idea on how to really launch her career. You know being a model is hard, competitive and there are so many millions of girls who are just more connected or focused…or even already working…

So the key is to bring out the big guns, show the world you want to win, by getting naked in artistic shots, that as long as they are black and white and in an erotic art magazine, are not actually doing porn…

It’s such great logic…because as of today, I now know who Ekaterina Zueva is…..and I want to be her friend.

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2015

11

Mar

Emmanuelle Chriqui Inspirational Bikini Tit of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui is another one of these Canadians, turned American for the sake of their bullshit acting career, that I don’t think really went anywhere that amazing, but that I do know it got her on Entourage and all the bros fucking love Entourage….

Since Entourage, I haven’t seen much of her, but she’s starting to make a comeback, slowly…by using social media bikini pics…a strategy we know way too many girls use….

Only instead of being a straight up whore about it…she’s posting it alongside words of wisdom…

When I stand, looking out into the world and reflect on what’s important, I realize that it’s our shared experience. My heart goes out to all the voices in nature that fall on deaf ears. Our world becomes lonely as we pollute our oceans; as species become extinct. We must come together, not only for each other, but for the health of marine wildlife. They need us to listen and be compassionate. I’m donating my money to lonelywhale.com to help the plight of whales and our oceans.

I don’t know about you, but I like my side tit cleavage pics on the beack to come with inspirational speeches…it just makes it seem like they serve a greater purpose than just saying “look at my tits”…

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2015

11

Mar

Jessica Lowndes Self Shot Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is a bit of a joker. She’s a Canadian who moved to LA after being on Degrassi alongside Drake….who moved to LA to be on a similar show called 90210 the Desperate Attempt to Bring it Back because the real mind who understood TV at Spelling Productions was Aaron and that motherfucker is dead…and his legacy of shitty primetime soap operas that target different markets was pretty much shit on…

That said, unlike Drake, she didn’t get very successful. More importantly, she also turned her back to Canada and full immersed herself in the LA Life, which would explain why she looks like she’s had a lot of work done on her rocking body…

But more importantly, it would explain why she’s instagram modeling hard, posting as many bikini pics as possible, because she knows you don’t matter without bikini pics and followers, and bikini pics get followers, and I guess once investing in the tits, it only made sense to keep it up…

For a while, I was like “look at this desperate bitch, got on one TV show and keeps hanging on”…

But now, I kind of love it…but in my defence, I think instagram models/ hookers are a lot more fun than hollywood models and hookers, because instagram models don’t make money, so they are easy to win over and buy…while real models/hookers are out of even my tiny little budget…

All this to say…keep up the good work Canada.

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