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2015

13

Feb

Keke Palmer Simulates a Blowjob of the Day

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I don’t know who Keke Palmer is, but apparently she matters…I would say something racist like that she’s just famous for being in Tyler Perry movies, you know because black people would assume that I was just saying that because she’s a black actor, and if you’re a black actor it means you’re in Tyler Perry movies…but thanks to Wikipedia, I got proof that she’s from Tyler Perry movies…making me not racist…I love how these things always work out….

Either way, she’s in bed, taking selfies that look like she’s sucking a dick…obviously on purpose because no one is putting this shit out to the internet without seeing that it looks just like that…

Sucking dick simulation gets hits..

Posted in:Keke Palmer

2015

13

Feb

Doutzen Kroes is Victoria’s Secreat Answer to Kim Kardashian of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is the Victoria’s Secret model who is married and has a bunch of babies with a black guy and by looking at these recent pics of her ass, I think we can all understand how that happened, I mean that’s a fucking ass…and black dude’s love ass. Is that a racist statement, is the one black dude who doesn’t like ass freaking out that I said that, is he saying “you racist fuck, all dudes love ass, not just black dudes, in fact I don’t even like ass, I like things in my ass, because I’m a little bitch”…

Either way, I normally hate on Victoria’s Secret, but never on their models, they do cast some serious babes, that’s why they end up becoming famous models all thanks to their marketing machine. It’s like they don’t even need to pay these girls, I mean they can just own them, like the livestock that they are to the brand…

Which doesn’t matter, what matters is how fat Doutzen’s ass is….I’m glad they’ve turned her into the Victoria’s Secret Kim Kardashian….

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2015

13

Feb

Chelsea Handler’s Tits are Old and Boring of the DAy

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Chelsea Handler posting her tits is just boring as fuck. I guess it is the only way someone used to having a nightly audience can get the level of exposure that makes her feel relevant, and that’s showing her tits, that are likely fake tits, definitely old tits, that when she first started pulling them out in public, people noticed and were like – oh an old lady from TV is pulling out her tits…but then getting over it pretty quickly, because she’s an old lady pulling out her tits…but instead of it being a one time deal, it’s a weekly thing…over exposure that isn’t accomplishing much…but maybe giving a glimpse into the world of how she even created her career…you know with less sticking the right dicks inside her when she was semi-cute a bunch of decades ago…fresh faced and eager…

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Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2015

13

Feb

My Kind of Teacher and Other Videos of the Day

Student Gets Tased

Fans Throw a Bomb at at Russian Basketball Game

Strong Dude in Brazil

12 Cops VS Naked Girl with a Machete

Gas Station Pump VS Woman

Alabama Police VS Grandfather

People in Brazil Stealing from a Truck Accident – While Truck Driver is Dead in the Cab

Suicide Videos are Fucked

Worst Person to Road Trip With

Dude Pissing in the Lobby

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2015

13

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I got drunk with a 45 year old who just moved here from California. I asked her what she did in California in the 90s, she said “Roller skated”….I asked her what she did in the 2000s…she said “meth”…

I’m in love…perfect for Valentine’s Day…my wife could benefit from her diet tips..

Here are some stepLINKS..

Bella Thorne Lookin’ Hot
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Girls in Towels…
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Emile Hirsch is in Rehab
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Vin Diesel Sings a Love Song
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Shaq and Kelly Rippa Would Make for Weird Sex
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The Biggest Pitbull on Earth
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Ariana Grande Owns a Dude Who Hates Her Tits
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Cool Guy of the DAy
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Dakota Johnson is Not Hot
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Drinking in RUssia – Helmet Cam
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How Did These Girls Lose Their Virginity
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Claudia Romani – Fame Whore on Valentine’s Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

13

Feb

Elisabetta Canalis Looks Fun of the Day

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When George Clooney dumps you, moves onto other girls, because you’re just not good enough, you’re left scrambling to figure out how to break free from being only knowns as the Italian who dated George Clooney. When you throw in Valentines Day, which is huge in Italy I’m sure….it can’t be just an American created holiday based on Consumerism, I mean isn’t St Valentine an Italian? Aren’t all saints deemed saints in Rome? I’m confused. But what I am not confused about is that George Clooney married another chick, praises the other chick, and just threw this one to the curb to fend for herself ..and the good news is she’s doing it tits out…

She was at the Opera…and she kept it classy showing the world the nipples Clooney may not have sucked:

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2015

12

Feb

steplINKS of the Day

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I’m still working on my romance writing. This is what I’ve come up with today….

I want to slide my dick inside you, teasing your clit with my fingers, slowly thrusting into you, you left begging me to go deeper…screaming “deeper” and “deeper” and I’m like “I got no more dick”…”I’m giving you all I got”…feeling insecure, I lose my erection…but decide to be a hero…so I say “let me grab my black neighbor…I’m going to go watch TV”….fuck…I don’t have a TV…I guess I’ll just watch my black neighbor rail you instead.

Fucking size queens…ruin all the romance…

Here are some steplinks…

Chloe Moretz Barely Legal Round-Up
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Danny Masterson Tells All You Scientology Haters to Fuck Off
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Things That Bounce
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Police Kill a Dude WHo Threw Rocks at Them
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Kate Upton and Her Massive Tits..
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Genevieve Morton’s Huge Tits
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Street Bike, Rallycar And Snowmobile Getting Crazy On Ice
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Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Naked Their Girl James….
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Kendall Jenner in a Hot Red Dress
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Panny Mathis is a Slut of the Day
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Porn Stars Read Hate Mail
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Katie Holmes See Through To Bra
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Australian Teen Gets First Penis Reduction
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See Through of the DAy
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Anna Kendrick Cleavage Show
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Pam Anderson Gets Another Divorce
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Actress Ass in Leggings….
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Kylie Jenner Blonde
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Scarlett Johansson’s Shopping…
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James Bond Behind the Scenes
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Teen Mom Farrah Thinks She’s Contrinbuting to the Economy
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SI Swimsuit Girls…
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Pole Vaulting Babe
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Fisherman Pulls in the Biggest Tuna Ever
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Seal’s Hot Young Model
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Weird Family Feud ANswer
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Some Charlotte McKinney Florida Trash Lingerie Pics
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This Dude’s Got a Bad Batch of Mojo…
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Zoo Magazine Valentines Day Issue
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Some Possibly Unreleased Spice Girls Songs
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How to Humilate a Friend at Airport Security
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Janet Jackson Shopping
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Chrissy Teigen Attention Seeking
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Dude Performs CPR on Dog After It Was Hit By Car
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Game of Thrones Dragons
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J,Woww Post Baby Boobs
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Dude Gets Arrested for Spanking Police Horse
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Some Lara Flynn Boyle Nudity
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Some Amazing Pics of Girls in Bikinis
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Buy Panties!!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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This Girl Doesn’t Want to Eat Her Dinner
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Big Tits in the Sun
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Caught in the Act!
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Three Girls Get Naked
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Cops Kill a Guy for Throwing Rocks
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Nasty Blonde Orgasm
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

12

Feb

Naomi Campbell Nipples of the Day

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I am sure there are better things to look at than the nipples of some old as fuck model who still looks good, because she’s black and black people don’t age…and she’s skinny, because models don’t get fat….but I’m all about these see through dress for AIDS research, Nubian princess looking angel sent from heaven to make millions, date Russian billions, and more importantly have a shitty, diva attitude about the whole thing. Pretty much shitting on anything that got in her pampered way, because I guess she forgot about the whole slavery or even the whole aids or famine in Africa thing and only sees her self involved spoiled brat life…because that’s what happens when you are overpaid and overhyped..it gets to your head…but at least when she pretends to care, she does it showing nipples…

Posted in:Naomi Campbell

2015

12

Feb

RubberClub Presents: Girls Putting on Condoms with Their Mouth of the Day

I used to be a condom hater, I was like “Condoms are for Sick People”…or “condoms are for Pussies”…or “Condoms are for Gay people, because AIDS is for Gay People”…but then I started talking to sexed up under 25 year old people, and that entire generation was raised on porno…and they don’t even know what the fuck a condom is…

So I’ve been getting these tinder girls, who have never used condoms, coming back a few months later, saying how they have herpes and the whole thing is a fucking disaster, reminding me that maybe every dude out there should wear a fucking condom, because these girls ain’t lawyers…and people are fucking disgusting…

So here’s some instructional video on how to put on a condom with your mouth…brought to you by RUBBERCLUB.COM


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Posted in:Videos

2015

12

Feb

Charlotte McKinney is a Monster of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney has been getting a lot of hype, even called the next Kate Upton, because people only see tits, and America is a trashy wasteland that created things like Honey Boo Boo and the Jersey shore…so Florida big titty trash is what you people fucking love…it’s the whole basis of Hooters…the American dream…but what amazes me is that you can’t see past the tits to see the manly monster face behind it…

Now I don’t like Kate Upton…although I don’t mind this picture of Kate Upton…

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But I will say she’s leaps and bounds, above and beyond, anything that Charlotte McKinney, the stripper who should have stayed a stripper is…and the only reason anyone even notices her is because of the tits…the world needs a big titty model at all times to fixate on…

To see Some Charlotte McKinney Florida Trash Lingerie Pics CLICK HERE

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