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2015

12

Feb

Julia Pereira is Amazing of the Day

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My favorite Brazilian model is Julia Pereira , mainly because unlike most of the other Brazilian models, I’m talking Gisele, Alessandra and Izabel Goulart, she looks like an actual girl, and not like a tranny the team at Victoria’s Secret pulled out of the back alley brothel on some sex tourism trip they went on with all their billions of dollars. You know the kind of drunken logic that “hey, tranny models, look almost as good as women, they are tall…and most importantly they don’t get their periods so we can work them all month and not fear dirtying our inventory”….at least that’s the logic I like to think created Gisele…

Not that we even need to worry about those washed up, way too rich for their own good, played out Brazilian models…because we got Julia in the building, and by building I mean internet…so the world needs to pay attention to this one…in her wet white shirt #nonipples.

pics by @rpenna

Posted in:Julia Pereira

2015

12

Feb

Bregje Heinen Does True Romance for a Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a little Bregje Heinen in some photoshoot where she’s channeling the movie True Romance, which for anyone over 35 is one of those movies they hold near and dear to their hearts. It was one of Tarantino’s first movies, and Tony Soprano beats the fuck out of Rosanna Arquette, while Christian Slater….fuck I don’t remember the movie at all, I am more inspired by real life, but I remember in the 90s every mother fucker talked about this shit, it was a big deal…..

So why not get some dutch model in her early 20s, 20 years later, to recreate it because we have no ideas….

Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette while sucking a dick would sound as she clears her diseased throat for your load….”bregje”…but substantially hotter…I mean just check out all the posts I’ve written about her SHITTY NAME, Set to Hot Model Pics ….

I prefer this slow motion video she put out on her instagram

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2015

12

Feb

Naked Man in a Convenience Store and Other Vides of the Day

How To Steal a Car Using a Truck

Shirtless Dude Losing his Shit on a Plane

Road Rage Dude Punches Out Car Window

A Man with an Axe in his Shoulder

Chicago Public High School Lunch Room

Bus Fight!

Naked Man on the Highway

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

12

Feb

Katy Perry Throwback Thursday Stage Dive of the DAy

I feel a little bad for Katy Perry. Not only is she thick as fuck, we’re talking a very very big girl with a big belly….which is totally unacceptable for her job. She’s also someone who can’t maintain a relationship, who probably goes through life surrounded by people yet feels so alone, because the fun thing about fame is that it alienates you from the world…and that’s why all these crazy people are fucking addicts…but then you realize they are just a bunch of rich as fuck whiners, so let them be miserable in their good fortune…assholes…

But more importantly, I feel bad for the people Katy Perry is jumping up during a 2008 stage dive, because this video just resurfaced, and it is so fucking good, the best throwback thursday ever…in terms of Katy Perry Stage Diving….I mean I am sure there are a lot better ones…

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2015

12

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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50 Shades of Grey is coming out…and every middle aged women is ready to cum herself…thanks to it helping them find the clit and massaging it.

I know people who have already seen it, loved it and figured the next step in getting girls to send me pussy pics is to really step up my romance novel writing skills.

So this is what I’ve been sending people so far:

I want our first date to be couples therapy….then I want to try fisting you.

#Romance

Here are some morning links…

Kim Kardashian is Disgusting…Talking About Her Big Pussy, Being Rich…the fucking Worst..
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Conan at the Korean Spa
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Girls who Aren’t in Bras
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Rita Ora only has 4 Lines in 50 Shades
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Charlie Sheen Defends Brian WIlliams
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Random Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Rumer Willis Tiny Skirt
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San Francisco Public Transit is Exposing People to Measles
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Angelina Jolie and her Army
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Pole Vaulting with a Babe
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

12

Feb

JWoww’s New Tits of the Day

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Here’s some classy as fuck JWoww, who still exists and more importantly is out showing off her new implants, because you need to get implant upgrades every so many years, and I guess she’s at the turning point in every hookers life, who is now old enough to have her another set of tits….fascinating stuff…that is really just ridiculous…especially since she is in a corset…as moms should…

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2015

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always love running into strippers or escorts I’ve met while drinking and paying them to make their vaginas do a puppet show…during the day…at the grocery store…with their kids…or moms…for some reason, it brings me great joy. The double life, ho pretending to not be a ho…..That happened today. It was a highlight….another highlight…watching a girl get her nipples pierced….by sneaking into a piercing shop and lingering around until they made me leave. Not that you care about me.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Helena Bonham Carter Naked with a Giant TUna
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So Many Hot Asses
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Elisabetta Canalis in Leather…
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Chelsea Handler is Not Pregnant
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Abigail Ratchford is Making Moves
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Family Feud Answer of the Week
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Megan Fox Hot Mom Ass on set
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Slut of the Day
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Emmy Rossum’s Booty Shot
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Walmart Fight!
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Megan Trainor is Super Horney….and Fat.
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Upgraded Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
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Oldest Man in Australia Knits Sweaters for Penguins
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Padma in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift and Kanye are Best Friends Now
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Samantha Hoopes in a See Through Shirt
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50 Year Old Sophie B Hawkins is Knocked Up…Weird
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Charlie Hebdo is Back
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This Cat Doesn’t Care
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Some Cute GIrls
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Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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Hailey Clauson for Beach Bunny
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Stupid Tattoos….
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Jon Stewart’s First Daily Show Appearance
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Vida Guerra’s Big Round Ass
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Playboy Miss Social…
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Claudia Romani Fame Whores for Valentine’s Day
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Miley’s Porn Was Pulled from the Film Fest She Entered it Into
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Rachel McAdam’s Dumpy Ass
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14 Celebs Before they Were Famous
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Lady Gaga Not Dressed like a Freak
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Kevin Hart will Host Some Bieber Roast
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Some Hot Model S Topless
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Pollution in China!
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This Lady Needs a Bigger Car
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Gym Girls
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Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage
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Hannah Davis Dance Video
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X-Tina Whores Her Baby For People Magazine
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ABC Is Turning Uncle Buck into an All Black Cast TV Show
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Clamp them Titties..
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Hot Girls 2 Fingers Deep
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Rainbow Raver Bright and her Butt Plug
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Some Girls Strips in the Convertible
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Panty Masturbation
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Some Busty Chick
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Jessie Andrews and Carter Cruise Go At It
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Tessa Fowler’s Big Boobs
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Face Fitting
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

11

Feb

Helena Bonham Carter Naked with a Tuna of the DAy

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Here’s another naked celeb who probably shouldn’t be naked, since she’s 100 years old, but is naked anyway, because that’s how you generate buzz for your charity of choice – FISHLOVE – that supports protecting the marine environment even though she is “phobic of fish”….

This whole thing reminds me of that viral video of the guy and his friends getting blowjobs from a fish…that I know you all saw and went to the pet store to try to recreate….

I’m just glad there was no fish insertions, and the good news about posing nude with dead fish is the obvious…everyone blames the dead fish for the smell…not the vaginitis from being a dirty fucking used up celebrity…

All this to say…it’s a little too fishy for the amount of labia…

Posted in:Helena Bonham Carter

2015

11

Feb

Pink is Terrifying When Naked of the Day

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I am not alone in thinking that Pink is a man, and that any man who has sex with Pink is into girls who are men. Up on that tranny shit, gateway to homosexuality, not quite a girl, not quite a poofter kick….but maybe people are won over by her angelic voice….I just know that in her 20 year long career…I’ve never jerked off to her…and I’ve jerked off to inanimate objects in my prime…you know things that look like tits or a spread asshole…meaning she really doesn’t speak to me on that level…but as an animal lover, I support her getting naked for PETA, even if PETA is probably just some over-hyped scam….even if I have to look at her grossness that is probably not as gross as some of the things I’ve put my dick in, like that rotting sandwich my shitty roommate left in the fridge just to watch that motherfucker…

All this to say, I’m glad PETA cropped out her testicles.

Posted in:Pink

2015

11

Feb

Miranda Kerr Topless for “LOVE” of the Day

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Miranda Kerr gets a lot of credit for being the weird faced – ex Victoria’s Secret model, who I heard directly through a friend of a friend who knew her manager that she fucked Justin Bieber and that’s why she got fired. The story broke months after I posted it, because I get all the scoop about people I don’t know or care about….

Well, since Bieber killed her million dollar a year contract, she’s gone onto great things like becoming a billionaires girlfriend….a divorcee…and the face of wonderbra….and now she’s topless in LOVE magazine, like she was Kim Kardashian….what can’t she do…

Here are this pics:

Here’s Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar

It amazes me that people care about her.

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