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2015

11

Feb

Paula Bulczynska Titty Model of the Day

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I’ve posted pics of this model Paula Bulczynska naked before, because she reminds me of a couple of Russian hookers, we named the Russian Mofia, because we wanted to make them feel like they weren’t hookers, but part of an organized crime ring, rather than girls desperate to fuck for money, because they have no souls and that kind of thing doesn’t affect them, but instead buys them designer purses….that help them sell richer dudes on fucking them because they seem less whorish….which went smoothly until the Russian Mafia heard me call them Russian, to which she got in my face, like she was going to kill me and said “I am not Russian, I am Lithuanian…don’t ever call me Russian”….

So Paula Bulczynska may not be Russian, but Polish, I’ll still call her Russian and say, it’s nice that she escaped the sex trade to become a nude model for fashion, it’s way better than pissing on command on a webcam show…in a room you can’t escape from because there are guards…

The American Dream.

Posted in:Paula Bulczynska

2015

11

Feb

A Bunch of Sports Illustrated Models at a Sports Illustrated Event of the Day

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Sports Illustrated Swim just came out and they are touring it. I guess they need to find ways to make the advertisers pay the 200,000 dollar price tag, and a meet and greet with fans in NYC and Nashville was the answer, you know let they creepy perverts who actually care enough to get excited about Sports Illustrated, wait in line like a bunch of jobber assholes who can’t get laid, to get a fucking autograph from a model, who for the record, isn’t even a real model, but rather a Sports Illustrated low level model, to sign their fucking poster….it’s pretty pathetic…but I guess it is working well enough, I mean having the power to make these girls who only have a career because of SI, stand around on a convention floor, like a bunch of spokesmodels handing out toilet paper samples at Costco…is amazing…they aren’t even get paid for this…so really show them that you own them, put them in their bottom feeding place and make everyone watching, who isn’t the 1% of the population lame enough to get excite about this tricks…

To see a bunch of the photos CLICK HERE

To See the Entire Issue CLICK HERE

Posted in:Events

2015

11

Feb

A Bunch of Victoria’s Secret Pics for Valentine’s Day of the Day

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What better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day, than to post a bunch of catalog pictures of two Victoria’s Secret models. One named Stella Maxwell, and the other, I don’t remember, I just know that they are in lingerie, photoshopped, not showing nipples, but at least semi-stylized, meaning the old school sluggish brand has caught onto instagram filters, and the ability to make girls look like they are more fashion or artistic, by making it look like you soaked the picture in piss and period blood…it’s very feminist you know…to off set the whole objectifying women, giving regular girls negative body image and unrealistic expectations in men, who are sure to be disappointed when they get the girl they are about to fuck naked, fucking up the whole mating process…killing relationships…all while making a billion dollars, because dudes aren’t creative and buy into the hype that this shitty gift isn’t a shitty gift, even if it was made in a sweatshop and looks like shit on your chick…

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2015

11

Feb

Chanel Iman for GQ of the Day

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Oh look…a swimsuit model in a swimsuit….I would like to see people get more creative with this shit. You see I like seeing non-swimsuit models in swimsuits…and swimsuit models getting their asses eaten. I mean they get paid to be on set for the day, you might as well push them to their personal boundaries of modeling, that I would argue are probably pretty extreme, at least a lot more extreme than you think they are…because modeling, by definition is really just prostitution. Throw in some rich guys who they spend their downtime with and you have a full fledged escort….meaning they’d probably do some shit…for the right offer…and getting a bikini shouldn’t even be on that list since they already do that…

I mean step it up GQ…get them naked

Posted in:Chanel Iman

2015

11

Feb

Texas Chick Headbutts Woman and Other Videos of the Day

Stupid Driver Causes Gas Fire

Hail Storm Leads Smashed Windshield

Unarmed Guy Gets Gunned Down

Topless Protester of the Day

BMW Gets Sandwiched…

Russian Hitchiker of the Day

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2015

11

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I had a moment where I could finally relate to rich people. I was in line at the coffee shop and some homeless guy was in front of me, complaining that his coffee was 2 dollars, because he only had 1.90, and I was like “broke ass motherfucker”….because I had 5 dollars….and I cut him in line and grabbed my change like a fucking boss…

Here are some morning links…

Brian Williams Suspended for 6 Months
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John Stewart’s Daily Show Goodbye
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Dr Phil – No Audio
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J.Woww Got Tits
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Girls With Smiles
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Kennedy Summers – Bikini Wearing Fame Whore
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Uma Thurman’s New Face
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Some Harry Potter Bullshit Edit You’ll Like
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Summer St Claire in Lingerie
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Girls Taking Selfies
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Selena Gomez Round Face
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College Football Photobomb
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Helen Mirren Falling is Over – In the Doggy Style Position
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2015

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I know it isn’t morning, but when you’re an alcoholic who sleeps all day, when not at celebrity events with Taylor Swift and Hozier….Katy Perry and Diplo…Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith…and god knows who the fuck else, open bar has a tendency to make me challenge open bar…to make sure they don’t beat me and that I get my full use out of them…

I mean, unless that was all a dream…and I’m really just in my shitty apartment with my fat wife drinking rubbing alcohol, which is all I can afford…

I’m pretty sure I’m really just in my shitty apartment with my fat wife drinking rubbing alcohol…but pretending to hang with celebrities…and not realize it…makes for a better story than I tried jerking off to an asshole pic some fat chick sent me a month ago….because I was curious what an asshole of someone who eats/shits as much as her would look like…and it turns out…not so good.

Here are some stepLINKS

Jon Stewart Quitting Daily Show
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Uma Thurman’s Face is Mangled…
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Kate Hudson’s Body is Looking Hot as Fuck
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Miley at the Porn Festival
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Ariana Grande VS Dude Who Hates on her Tits
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Britney Spears Underwear Line….
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Slut of the Day
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Kylie Jenner Demands Lucky Charms…Marshmallows Only
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Micaela Schaefer Does Valentines Day
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Fails of the Week
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Joanna Krupa Showing Off Tits
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian
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Taylor Swift Banging Hozier…..Take Him to Church….
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Pics of Taylor Swift and Hozier Fucking…Together….
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Foul Play Suspected in Bobbi Kristina Incident
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Vagina Yogurt Sounds Disgusting
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A Girls POV is Alright
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Kim Kardashian Tits
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Jeb Bush Leaks Emails and Home Addresses and SSNs of Thousands
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Sports Illustrated Models Hang
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Natalie Dormer is Scary Without Make-Up
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Charli XCX Booty Flash
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Airplane Nearly Collides with Sky Divers
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Kendall Jenner’s Weirdo Topless Shoot
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Erin Heatherton Nipples
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Leonardo DiCaprio Made Out with a Model in Front of Rihanna
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Sophie Turner for Town and Country
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Man Laughs at Dog for Slipping on Ice
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Hilary Duff Body
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Rihanna’s Topless Shoot
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Steve Buscemi in 50 Shades of Grey
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Dr Phil Without Dialog is GOod
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Charlize Theron and Sean Penn Together
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Jessica Davies is Alright
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Emmy Rossum is Dykey for FLesh Magazine
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Some Random Trash With a Trashy Tattoo in a Bikini
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Chocolate Anus
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Rob Kardashian is Fat – Fuck the Haters
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Guess the Ass
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Barbara Palvin in Glamour
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Some Chick Named Summer Modeling Lingerie
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Angry Wife VS the Audi R8
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Helen Mirren in Anal Stance
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Crazy Bitch of the Day
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Webcam Girl and Her Squirting Toy
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Naked Basketball Player
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Trinidad Fight of the Day
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Naked Yoga
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Big Stupid Tits
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Ass of the Day
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Flaming Russian Takes a Leap….
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In Case You Missed It – Turtling Bait
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Hot Ass Naked Babe
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Some Asses
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This Penis Sculpture is Actually Clouds
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Girl and her Cucumber
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Small Tits Naked in Bed
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Cop Who Overreacts of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

10

Feb

Chloe Gracce Moretz in a Bikini of the DAy

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The biggest news in the entertainment industry is that Chloe Gracce Moretz turned 18….and then put on a bikini….

It is not as exciting as when a girl who wants to get into porn turns 18…you know with the whole coming of age….right of passage….anal on the first day they can be filmed doing anal….because if they did it a day before…it would be kiddie porn…but today…12 hours later…it is ok.

Only the bikini version, which is boring as fuck, but still a bikini…..

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz

2015

10

Feb

Lindsay Lohan’s Weirdo Bikini Pic of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted a picture of her in a bikini…because I guess she hasn’t died in a pile of her own vomit after a heroin overdose yet…and she’s managed to be able to post bikini pics just to let us all know she’s ok….she’s still here….and she’s ready for you to stare at her awesome tits….because the one thing I can say with confidence about Lohan, other than the herpes stuff, or the whole being used by her parents so hard that she has no soul, overrated talent who can’t handle the heat of child stardom…is that she’s got great tits…and sometimes that’s all you really need…

Apparently…she’e engaged:

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

10

Feb

Selena Gomez Instagram Erotica of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted instagram erotica if you consider no concept photoshoots for instagram, where she’s all black and white, and less pudgy than she normally is, with no pants on and spread but not the way you want her spread erotic…which I do….and not just because I know Justin Beiber had sex with her…but because I am a pervert capable of masturbating to anything that involves tween starlets who aren’t tweens thanks to Disney stealing their innocence…

Posted in:Selena Gomez