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2015

12

Feb

Felicity Showing Off Her Ass of the Day

I think I must have had a traumatic Felicity experience when Felicty was on TV, because in the core of my soul, I think Keri Russell is the fucking worst.

I’ve always disliked her, found her overhyped, and just assumed her career would have a fiery pubic haired crotch..death…but I guess she’s made a comeback – showing her ass…

This is something that her die hard fans, I’m talking from Mickey Mouse Club era, to the virgin losers who fell in love with that show she was on, in a socially awkward way that made them even more socially awkward than when they didn’t obsess over the show…must love…

But to me…It’s just fucking garbage…and so is her ass…

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2015

12

Feb

Selena Gomez Does the Kardashians of the Day

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I don’t know what this Selena Gomez shoot is all about,

I just know that you can see her small breast implant in what the mainstream call sideboob, and you can tell that she got herself some tits, because Mexicans historically have shitty tits, and I guess she’s trying to do more serious things that involve showing her tits, like a Miley, transitioning from the Disney team that created her when her mom sold her soul to them…you know the young whoring that is never exposed because Disney is the happiest place on earth assholes…

That’s all I have to say about this pudgy faced, lupus ridden, Bieber violated, starlet that you people want to fuck, because you’ll fuck anything…but nothing wants to fuck you…at least that’s the story I heard…

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2015

12

Feb

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini for Allure of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is in a bikini for Allure. It may not be as hype as her topless with prosthetic tits for Love magazine, but she still a bit of a babe, much prettier than her dad turned mom, turned car accident that ends with death, tranny…and less offensive to look at that her half sisters who were also whored out by the mom they share…but at least this one is whoring out in a way that makes me want to see her vagina….unlike her sister, who launched her career by showing her vagina, get railed by a black dick that she could have probably fit 4 more inside of her gaping mound, before being given a TV show…you know still a little mystery, even though this one was raised as a TV character and probably so delusional, believing all her publicity, and possibly the worst fucking person in the fucking world…but at least she’s skinny and half naked for a fashion magazine…right?

Here is an instagram she posted…that is probably unrelated to this..but still whoring…and we like that…

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2015

12

Feb

16 Year Old Sistine Stallone of the Day

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Sylvester Stallone has a 16 year old daughter named Sistine Stallone ….and she’s getting in on this Kardashian, Jenner, Hadid, Baldwin, kick…where she decides to become a model, personality, maybe even an actor, but acting is too much work, it’s way more fun to do photoshoots, and way more instagram friendly to do photoshoots…on some quest to be famous or a personality of her own…thanks to everyone having a fucking ego, and want to be famous….and the whole thing is pretty fucking ridiculous, but I’m all for fame whoring, even when you have access to be famous in your own right, thanks to your dad being Stallone…

She’s like the next Dakota Johnson, Brian Williams (RIP) daughter, Susan Sarandon Daughter…Goldie Hawn Daughter…this is just so typical…and incestuous…the industry needs new blood motherfuckers…

I just don’t understand it…because they could actually do something productive, like develop a drug overdose like a tormented rich girl and die…or even start a charity…but instead they do this.

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2015

12

Feb

Beiber’s Barely Legal Vagina in Wonderland of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin was Bieber’s 16 year old, then 17 year old, girl he had sex with. She’s also weirdo Stephen Baldwin’s daughter who is first cousins with that big monsterous lesbian Ireland Baldwin….and now she’s 18 years old, and they had a birthday party for her at Bieber’s house, making the whole thing legit…which is too bad, because I wish Bieber got arrested for being a sex offender, like most 20 year olds who fuck 17 year olds…

What isn’t legit, is her modeling career. She’s not tall, she is hot, but not tall, and just part of this stupid crew of Kendall Jenners, Gigi Hadids, who are basically the rich, popular girls at the high school that is pop culture, and everyone pays attention to them for no real reason, other than they get good publicity……

I could show you dozens of much hotter 18 year olds, they just don’t have the right friends, father, connections…and boyfriend…to matter enough for magazines like Wonderland…

The world is unfair, but luckily for me, all these bitches are interchangeable…replaceable, and in 2 years…this set won’t exist, but the next one will…so in the meantime watch them seek validation.

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2015

12

Feb

Elizabeth Olsen for Vs. of the Day

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People get excited about the other Olsen, the one who never was an Olsen twin, but who got to grow up in their shadows watching them become billionaires and celebrated, as their parents whored them out, only deciding to get into the whole acting thing when she was old enough to understand that it’s just a really easy way to make money, because even though her sisters were the figureheads for the family, the parents made their % and everyone is pretty much set for life….and all it took was a sitcom when they were 6 months old…you know start them when their yough…

So now, the Olsen twins don’t act, they do fashion brands…and this one does…and here she is modeling some kind of creepy shit in Vs. that I found interesting enough to post, but that is probably not all that interesting at all…because it’s not very sexy….unless of course you’re a perverted weirdo and find the fact that she has a vagina enough reason to try to jerk off to her…either way, here are the pics…do what you want with them…sicko.

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2015

12

Feb

Anna Ewers for Vogue Germany of the Day

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Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, which makes sense because I want to eat her ass…is in the latest issue of Vogue Germany, and apparently, Vogue Germany was low on talent budget this month, so they decided to cast one girl and 3 photographers to get their point across….and the pictures are aright…considering they are fashion photographers and she’s a fucking babe…there is just not enough nudity in them….

My only Vogue Germany story is that in the 80s, I knew a German guy who lived in North America, and he claimed his mom was the Vogue Germany editor, and that he lived in Canada because the day he turned 15, she started fucking him, and it was interfering with his schooling and really his social life, because no one likes the motherfucker, who is literally a motherfucker, and not just any mother fucker…but his own mother fucking…

It was probably a lie…but knowing the history of Germany…and German porn…it’s totally possible, especially if there was scat involved…

Here are the pics.

By Peter Lindbergh:

By Camilla Åkrans:

By Daniel Jackson:

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2015

12

Feb

Dakota Johnson at the 50 Shades of Grey of the Day

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So this 50 Shades of Grey shit is pretty fucking serious. 100 million copies of the book sold. 250 million views of the trailer and apparently…it’s not even that bad of a movie, at least according to some woman I know who is obsessed with the shit and got tickets to see the movie before other people…who would probably have loved it if it was a puppet show being put on in a park by homeless people just to remember that this book is responsible for her first orgasm and she’s in her 50s…

That said, Dakota Johnson plays the innocent girl, something that is probably a stretch for her because I know rich girls and historically, when their moms were slutty rich kids turned actors, they kind of fall into the same train of thought…unless of course she hates her mom and wants nothing to do with that whore life…and only limits her getting naked to movies she stars in to launch her career…

Not that it matters, what matters is how old her face looks…it’s like it has seem some shit..a little too wrinkly for a 20 something…maybe she’s on her mom’s cocaine diet…or maybe she just needs to hydrate..or a nap…lookin’ a bit like she’s been left in the sex dungeon for a week full of starvation, sex slavary and orgasms.either way, here’s some of her cleavage.

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2015

12

Feb

Alena for Treats of the Day

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Her name is Alena. I don’t know where she is from, or what her deal is. I just know that I’ve never felt a love like this before. Her tits are huge, her body is long and lean, her ass amazing…and I feel like she crawled out of my fantasy of what a girl is supposed to look like naked, put her in a studio with stupid lights and let some dude named Igor Oussenko takes pics of her, because my sexual fantasies always end with a girl running off with another dude to get naked.

Via TREATS

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2015

12

Feb

Pole Vaulting with Allison Stokke of the Day

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Okay….so here is Allison Stokke. She is a 25 year old American Pole Vaulter, straight from the mean streets of Newport Beach California…and she’s doing a video for GoPro, that reminds us that track and field, despite being one of the most boring activities to watch, was a whole lot of fun in elementary school…but more importantly, that every once in a while a decent varsity babe excels at one of the track and field sports, whether it is hurdling, or this…and gives people some reason to watch the shit…because athletic women are hot, and this type of athleticism is the Original, Greek Olympics style atleticism, so I guess they matter, even if no one actually gives a fuck, since it isn’t two chicks cage figthing…

Either way…now I know who Allison Stokke is…and that Pole Vaulting exists…and that fit girls are amazing…all thanks to GoPro…the little camera that turned a 20 year old into a billionaire…

Their stock price has already gone up 1 dollar today. Good job Allison Stokke’s tight, flat, toned, stomach.

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