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2015

24

Mar

Alice Baton for Aboslutely POM Campaing of the Day

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I don’t know this model Alice Baton, which would make sense, because I don’t leave my house pretty much ever…and if I did, I probably wouldn’t be hanging out with models because they don’t understand that I only tease them and call them fat because I like them, but more importantly, because I like pissing off feminists, I’m pretty fucking basic in my needs…

I do know that models are a dime a dozen, like photographers, totally interchangeable, and willing to get naked or half naked for even just an instagram shoot, it doesn’t need to be paid, or for anything that will expand their career, it just doesn’t matter…

There is unlimited pics of nudes, normal girls and babes, even fat chicks you don’t want to see nude have pussy pics on their phones…we are a whole generation of pervert exhibitionist and voyeur…and I am excited by that…it keeps things interesting…but not as excited as I am about this campaign for a lingerie brand called Absolutely Pom that I’ve never heard of…shot by Pierre Dal Corso….featuring…nudity…as lingerie campaigns are supposed to…

The whole thing gives me hope of a better tomorrow, while giving me tits right here, right now…

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2015

24

Mar

Sarah Hyland got a Bob of the Day

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    Sarah Hyland got a Bob haircut, whatever the fuck that means, and all the blogs are talking about it like it fucking matters…

    First thing’s first, who the fuck cares about what haircut anyone has, it’s a fucking haircut and unless it is your shitty ass head dealing with some bargain basement hair slaughtering job…or you’re balding..whether youre a girl or a guy…it doesn’t fucking matter…

    Secondly, Sarah Hyland is not a fashion icon, trendsetter, or relevant despite being on TV…this isn’t some Rachel on Friends hair from the 90s, when people had no taste on 3 TV channels…not once have a heard “hey that creepy girl who looks 11 despite being 25, thanks hormone therapy, is the definition of style, let me be her”…

    Lastly, unless we’re talking about pubic hair styles, because I fucking love pubic hair…I’m out…

    On that note…I’m out…

    That said…here she is rolling around in bed…which has instantly become a new fetish..I’m sucked in…so who’s this Sarah Hyland girl? I love her new haircut..

    To See Her in Paparazzi Pics CLICK HERE
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    Posted in:Sarah Hyland

  • 2015

    24

    Mar

    Shanina Shaik in Some Boring Catalog Pics of the Day

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    One of my least favorite things in the world is catalog pictures for e-commerce…that use models to showcase shitty product…in a way I can’t jerk off…because I don’t have a shitty product fetish…even when the shitty product is lingerie or bikini product…it is still the focal point of the pics…rather than hot tits, body and pussy definition…so it is the actual commercializing of these tall and skinny girls…you know the shit that pays the bills…when I’m much more into the other aspects of modeling, like getting naked to get noticed so that you get jobs like this for people like me to hate..

    Her name is Shanina Shaik, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model cheating on Victoria’s Secret and she’s rumorerd to be Portuguese, but no one I know in Portugal have ever heard of her, probably becasue they are too busy listening to Nelly Furtado songs while fishing for their small fishing village, and even the rest of Europe, becasue that’s what Portuguese are good for…I mean along with cheap roasted chicken…

    Posted in:Shanina Shaik

    2015

    24

    Mar

    Kate Hudson Legs Parade of the Day

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    My favorite thing about Kate Hudson is not her legs in shorts as her old lady body that is still good enough walks out of the doctor’s office we can assume she was getting her Valtrex prescription filled out, thanks to fucking every single dude in Hollywood pretty much for the last 20 years….

    My favorite thin about Kate Hudson is that she’s fucked every single dude in Hollywood for pretty much the last 20 years…

    Because there’s something magical about a rich girl, with a trust fund, who never has to work a day in her life, going out there and getting knocked up by 20 by an older dude in a shitty band, to fill the emptiness in her broken soul..

    It makes for a good time…unless you’re Owen Wilson, in which case, it leads to your suicide attempt because she just won’t commit after making you snort a ton of coke out of her asshole…

    At least that’s how I visualize it going down….little cocaine clouds farted out of her into a mans face…

    Because that’s the kind of girl she appears to be…

    TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

    Posted in:Kate Hudson

    2015

    24

    Mar

    Fitness with Iza Goulart of the Day

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    I would have posted earlier, but I was just doing fitness with Izabel Goulart, not because I am the kind of guy who hangs out with models and watches them do fitness and gets health skills from them, but because Izabel Goulart posts these informative fitness videos that are clearly for the soul purpose of educating us on fitness, the benefits of fitness, and living a healthy life, all by wearing the shortest shorts possible, so that you can proactically see her ovaries like she was Angenlina Jolie, you know out on the table like they were pulled out of her…

    Posted in:Izabel Goulart

    2015

    24

    Mar

    Christina Milian Sucking Cup of the Day

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    If Christina Milian goes to a public place and attempts to whore out to get noticed….Does it Make a Sound?

    I don’t know, but she sure as hell hopes that it does, because that seems to be the only thing that she seems to think has any meaning…and I guess it makes sense, if you were to look back on her career, when she was just the girl in the “Dip it Low” video, one of the sleazier videos of the late 90s, this is just the mom who has millions and nothing better to do extension of that…

    It’s like go to the game and suck a cup, maybe it will get her shitty reality show I don’t think anyone cares about another season…

    TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

    Posted in:Christina Milian

    2015

    24

    Mar

    Cindy Crawford See Through at the Beach of the Day

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    I have no idea when these are from, but I’d say that Cindy Crawford is probably way too old for this, but then I realize that no girl, especially one who made a living for being a babe, even in her late 50s, is ever too old for this…

    Titties from the 90s I used to jerk off to…20 something years later…so amazing…I knew this day would come eventually…and I’m glad it did…even if it is kinda gross…it is perfect…

    TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

    Posted in:Cindy Crawford

    2015

    24

    Mar

    Dirty Dancing and Other Videos of the Day

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    Caution Wet Floors

    Scottish Dude VS Drive Thru

    Drunk Guy Gets SUcker Punched

    Bird Gets Reunited with Mom and Dad Bird

    The Pope Gets a Pizza

    Man Releases Rat in Restaurant for a Free Meal

    Helpful Woman Gets Attacked

    The Worst Golden Retreiver of the Day

    Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

    2015

    24

    Mar

    Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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    I spent most of my nights talking to girls about growing out their bushes, not necessarily for me, but for themselves because they have been programmed by men to think that their bush is disgusting, when bush is actually the most erotic thing…

    But last night, I spoke to a 21 year old about her large sized butt plug that she walks around with, I’m talking a totally normally 21 year old, who goes to college and not a 21 year old sex worker, because the world is a lot more freaky underneath the designer clothes than we think…and so many people…are anal Queens…thank you internet…because when I was 21, only the religious girls would do anal to retain their virginities.

    It’s a loophole…

    Here are some stepLINKS..

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    Fire Tricks
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    Daveigh Chase is Hot
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    Shirtless Fat Guy Going Crazy in the Crowd
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    Angelina Jolie’s No Longer Got Female Reproductive Parts…The Singularity is Real
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    Morning Famewhore of the Day
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    Serena WIlliams in Vogue
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    The Pope Loves Pizza
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    Angela Simmons Booty
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    Joe Simpson’s Twink Ass Licker
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    Shaggy’s New Music Video…
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    Posted in:stepLINKS

    2015

    23

    Mar

    stepLINKS of the Day

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    I was trying to go down on a girl I met in a short skirt the other night…she looked slutty, but I didn’t care how many dick’s she’s had, it seems like the younger and younger the girls get, I’m talking between 18-21, the more cock they’ve seen. Probably from growing up on porn, leading to this new feminist movement that annoys me, but that comes with sexual self discover, and for some reason even though I know they are dirtier than a crackwhore down the steet, they are still seemingly fresh, young and vibrant…but they aren’t into being told they have Betty White legs…

    Then I offered to let her use my face like an ergonomic office chair….which for some reason didn’t make her ride my face like an ergonomic office chair…

    People are so uptight…here are some links..

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    Uma Thurman Hard Nipple Bikini Monster
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    Drake Fucked Lil Wayne’s Girlfriend
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    Colleen Shannon Big Old Tits
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    Jared Leto’s Joker Voice…
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    A Bunch of Nuns Ravage the Pope
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    Holly Madison Wanted to Die in the Playboy Mansion
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    Dogs VS Treadmill
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    Jessica Lowndes – Instagram Whore
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    Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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    Kelly Brook Bra Shopping
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    Top 15 Ghetto / Ratchet Crowdfunding Projects
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    Russian Hitman Prank…
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    Elizabeth Olsen is On Beach for a Photoshoot
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    Vin Diesel Named His Kid Pauline after Paul Walker
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    Girls in India Talk About Masturbation
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    Some Emily Ratajkowski Modeling
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    Fame Whore in a Bikini
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    Bai Ling Nipple on the Runway
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    Uma Thurman is a Big Girl in a Bikini
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    Man Lost 270 LBS and Shows the World his Body
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    Bridget Fodna Nude in Some Movie
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    Lexus Goes Airborne
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    Topless Alessandra Ambroosio
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    Charlottle Mckinney Panty Flash
    Thigh Gaps…
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    Alessandra AMbrosio is Too Skinny to Model
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    Drunk Joe Simpson
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    Man VS Horny Tortoise
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    Ponies Chase Wild BOar
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    Claudia Jordan Bikini
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    Taylor Swift Buys Porn Sites With Her Name
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    Guy Films Jaws of Life Freing Him
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    Thigh Gaps…
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    Fat in Australian Bus Lap Dance
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    This is Big
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    Drunk Tranny…
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    Cam Girl Keeps it all in the Family
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    Fucked by a Sybian
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    Inside of the Vagina
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    REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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    Nostril Porn
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    Tickle Fetish
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    Kink of the Day
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    Some Immigrant Popstar on the Beach
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    Jessica Alba Dancing in Sin City
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    Sneaky BJ
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    WEBCAM SLUTS!! ARE GOOD!
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    Terrorize That Booty
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    Shannen Doherty Throwback Playboy Pics
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    August Ames Big Tit Strip
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    Big Tits Monday
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    Czech Girl Tries on Lingerie
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    Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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    Posted in:stepLINKS