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2015

02

Apr

Free People Summer Campaign of the Day

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Here’s a campaign for Free People, a clothing brand that I am sure is full of shit and straight from the sweat shops of china…giving you a little more aspirational vision than your 10 dollar a week wage to feed your family…with these pictures of babes “Summering”…not that you’ll ever do any of these things, because you’ll be exhausted, working your shitty job, slowly fucking dying…thanks Free People for reminding us how much we fucking suck

The models are:

Elsa Hosk, Tilda Lindstam, Camille Rowe, Brianna Lance, Brett Robinson, Max Jablonsky and Cameron Avery

Here are the pics….

Posted in:Free People

2015

02

Apr

Nina Agdal is a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal, who also fucked, but was dumped by Adam Levine, is a drunken monster of a woman who I’ve been told lives in Miami, because the beaches are nicer and more rich dudes funnel through looking for sugar babies who have been “published” models to fuck…

Now she’s doing a campaign for Beach Bunny, that I will assume is not paid, but rather a service tot he Sports Illustrated people who are the only people who give her any work, but who also give her a stamp of approval when it comes to being a sugar baby…

It is like how escorts become porn chicks, because porn chicks have more celebrity, allowing the escort to command bigger budgets…Basic business / marketing…

Well, catalog bikini pics suck…but they don’t suck my dick, but I bet Nina Agdal would if I offered the right day rate..

All this to say, whatever these are… are cheesy as fuck…and

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Posted in:Nina Agdal

2015

02

Apr

Behati Prinsloo is Flashing Her ass of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo has exposed her ass to far worse things that the world for attention…she actually built a career on showing her ass to the world…just in a more controlled setting and not one that she intentionally set up with the “wind” for the “paparazzi” who just happened to know where Behati Prinsloo was going to be, because they weren’t called by her people to get a little media attention now that things have died down….thanks to the far worse things that she has exposed her ass to…namely Adam Levine, the lamest, most irritating pop act of the modern age of music…but for some reason, a reason I call being an LA rich kid, who can get on the radio and brain wash people in the middle of the country hard enough because they are inbred retards to like it..and more importantly watch his shitty TV show…

You see whether he’s a nice guy, great guy, amazing husband or not…he’s still Adame Levine, and anything or anyone that fucks him should be taken out back and shot…or in Behati’s case…deported…

The only thing that would make her redeem herself in this ass pic, even with the great ass in the pic…would be if her Prinspoo was dripping down her leg…not because I like Pirnspoo…but because I like bitches feeling humilated.

I’m sweet like that.

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Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2015

02

Apr

Bieber and Ariana Grande’s Ass of the Day

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I used to go to raves, I was never a die hard raver, I just liked being able to drink amongst underage girls on drugs until 10 in the morning, which is exactly what I did…usually laughing at their weird geek, love for each other and fun fur pants…it was the 90s, electronic music was nerd music…and the mainstream were shopping at GAP and listening to I don’t even know what…

Now…the mainstream has crossed over to rave, and all these bro frat boys who would have been fucking each other in the locker room wearing their khaki shorts are rolling on MDMA to rave music, wearing neon shirts…and the whole thing is fucking weird..

But not as weird as Ultra Music Festival, that used to be called WMC in the late 90s, but now is just fucking ULTRA…blasting everyone who jokingly wrote them asking for Beiber to be a headliner at their festival…last year…tunring around and booking Bieber to headline the even this year…

Because Beiber knows EDM is the new pop music…and the EDM dudes know BELIEBERS will make them all rich…and the whole thing is and was cheesy as fuck, only now I realize I should have stuck to the rave, to capitalize on the rave, but more importantly to stare at Ariana Grande’s ass….

Everything is lame as fuck…deal with it…

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Posted in:Ariana Grande

2015

02

Apr

Dude Gets His Own Fries and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Check Goes for Some Beer

Homeless Dogs Can Now Get Food

Guy Asks Cop Why He Shot Him

Father After Son was Killed in a Robbery – Sad

Dog That Should Eat Baby – Doesn’t Eat Baby

C Span Call of the Day

Squid Fishing

KO of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

02

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I do all this….because I am fat, I have a small penis and no one likes me…at least that’s what I gather from my hate mail, and my soul….but it reminds me that I may be irrelevant but at least I piss off one feminist who is mad I make fun of fat chicks…

Car Selfies
GO

Kylie Jenner Tight Top
GO

Tom BRady’s April Fool’s Prank
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The Hottest Pic You’ll See All Day
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C Span Call of the Day
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New Bloopers!
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Kim Kardashian Has Big Fucking Tits
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A Cat’s Favorite Things
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Gwyneth Paltrow Went to Mexico to Celebrate Breaking Up
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Hot Chicks in Bed
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Picking Up Chicks is Easy
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Amanda Seyfried Panty Flash
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The failed pick-up line of the day is “I didn’t just masturbate to your pics”…

That said, I’m going to be a Vine Star.

Behati Prinsloo Ass Flash
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Rihanna’s April Fools Concert
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Rihanna Slut Tits
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You’ll Like Unmasked Boba Fett
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Lily Depp is Slutty and 12
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Anastasia Ashley Fat Ass Trick
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Skymall Underwear
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Crazy
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Slut of the Day
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NYPD Loses His Mind
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The 10 Meanest Pranks Parents Ever Pulled on Their Kids
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Scarlett Johansson’s Comic Book Whore
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Emma Roberts Legs
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So Much Jessica Alba in a Bikini
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Josie Maran Pokies
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Katy Perry Short Hair
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Hilary Duff Big Cleavage
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Gold Digging Whore of the Day
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Avril Lavigne has Lyme Disease
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Bethenny Frankel Hard Weird Nipples
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Charlie Riina Bikini Babe
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The Greatest Pranks That Were Pulled Back in History
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Spartan Race People Tried to Stop Earth Rotation for a Second
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Josie Maran Bikini
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The Best April Fools’ Day Pranks
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Homeless Man Gives Other Homeless Man Money
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Emily Ratajkowski at an Event
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Juliette Lewis Naked in Some Movie
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Car Selfies
GO

Florida Dad of the Day
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Watch girls get naked in their bedrooms
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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Hot 37 Year Old in a Magazine
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1991 Stephanie Seymour Playboy Pics
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Tessa Fowler Topless Beach
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Wedging that Ass
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Foreskin of the Day
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Two Girls
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Labia of the DAy
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Bouncing With Her Boobs Out
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2 Banana CHallenge
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

01

Apr

Niykee Heaton for Comples of the Day

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Niykee Heaton is some moderately talented, but not really, youtube star, who ended up getting a record deal from Timberlake a bunch of years ago for a cover she did of his song, trying to be like the other child molesting pervert popstar Usher, only going for a girl, because it’s like gay that way….

She has become a thirsty, very thirsty…this bitch has been in the dessert trying to get backstage at Coachella thirsty…riding coattails…hard…but posting slutty pics, as these girls do thanks to Facetune…

Now my friends at Complex, who in case you don’t know, featured me in 2007, meaning they may miss the beat on choosing the right people, considering there are so many other fame whores willing to get naked for their editorials…but I guess this fame whore has a machine behind her, and more importantly, this fame whore looks pretty fucking good….

Here is a video…

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Posted in:Niykee Heaton

2015

01

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Panty Flash of the Day

Amanda Seyfried flashed her panties…it is the most interesting thing that she’s ever done in history of her paparazzi pics…because normally she’s unshowered, normally she’s dumpy looking, and normally we have to turn to her movies to see her naked, because she’s always down for that and has a great body for that, a body ruined by Justin Long’s penis, that must be massive, being rubbed all over her….because why else would people fall for him…I mean maybe he got apple stock for his “I’m a Mac Guy Shit”….that’s probably it…because everything else about him, and now Amanda Seyfried…scare me…except staring at pics of her panties being flashed…I’m cool with that…

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2015

01

Apr

Tara Reid Failed Bikini of the Day

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It is Spring Break…and what better public service announcement is there than a picture of the spokesperson, the icon, the Spring Break, a girl who once had everything, celebrity and fame, who got sucked up in the first class tickets, first class hotels, VIP room life…the perpetual party girl, fuck this acting life, let me get drunk at bottle service…until one day realizing that she looks like a deflated, yet bloated, AIDS ridden, yet sloppy, pile of shit, that only a life of party can do to you…

It is fascinating that she had a career, she had work, people loved her and thought she was hot as fuck, yet instead of just making more shitty movies and more money, she just decided to destroy her body at another shitty party…night after night…until turning into what must be a zombie, clearly dead on the inside…and the outside looks like it’s in tow…

I mean, I don’t know what I am looking at, but for some reason, I want to do body shots off of it..

Posted in:Tara Reid