ANother one…
Window Cleaners VS Wind
When Sex in the Kitchen Goes Wrong…
Firefighters Rescue a Dog from Burning Home
SUV Vs School Bus
Punk Gets Beat
Scooter Accident of the Day
Kid VS Nicki Minaj Tits
Idiot of the Day
2015
03
Apr
It’s Easter Friday, which I guess is officially called Good Friday, because that is just how creative the church is – they use the same naming scheme as some ghetto high school drop out on meth stripper in a housing project does when she’s naming her fourth fatherless child who she kept because she forgot she was pregnant and liked the benefits social services give her with each additional kid…
That said, the only hunt going down today is going to be one by at lease one randomly selected girl from the Internet for my genitals with her mouth…because a small penis when coupled with impotence not importance…because hours of looking for far less reward than a chocolate bunny…
Here are some morning links:
Baseball is Back…Here are the Tits to Prove It
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Paris Hilton is Glad She Inspired Kim Kardashian….Right
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Charlie Riina is Amazing
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Lexi Thompson in a Towel
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Asshole PHysics Teacher
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Some Fame Whore with No Pants On
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Girls in Shorts Shorts
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A Harry Potter Character is ALl Grown Up
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Larry King Kisses an Alien
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The Lip Syncing Sluts
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Guy’s Wife Wants Him to Fuck Her Mom
GO
Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
03
Apr
Every time I meet a dude at a bar who seems like he’s the kind of guy who would stalk a girl, follow her home, lock her inside for a week violating her, before killing her for the way she tempted him and the way she made him do those bad bad things to her, only to dismember her and box her pelvis and genitals in the fridge like leftover pizza, so that he can fuck her some more….I give him my ex girlfriends name, address and tell him she’s amazing in bed and would be totally cool with him surprising her with a visit…and not just easter – but everyday!
I’m a giver and not a taker…
Here are some stepLINKs
Girls Not Wearing Bras
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Price is Right Model – Wins a Contestant a Free Car
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Full House Has a New Show
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Some Chick Named Natasha Alam Topless in a Movie
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Natasha Oakley in a Bikini
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Miley Cyrus is on a Date
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Kendall Jenner’s Booty is Crazy
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Easter Fame Whore of the Day
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Idiot Porsche Driver
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Window Washer in a Wind Storm
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Throwback Chloe Sevigny Nudity
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Some Actress in Leggings
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Charli XCX is an Idiot
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Jessica Alba Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan in London
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Katy Perry Gave 80 Million People her Phone Number
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33 Wedding Photos Gone Wrong
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The Best Movies That Sort of Leave You Hanging
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The Most Hilarously Inaccurate Police Sketches of All Time
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Christina Milian Busting Out of her Bra
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Cara Delevigne Does Fashion
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Maitland Ward is a Crazy Person
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Rumer Willis Ass
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January Jones is Banging Will Forte
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Jordana Brewster Cleavage
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Things that Bounce…
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Car Picture of the Day
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Emma Stone is Single
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Free live sex without credit card
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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AMber Rose Whores Out on Beach
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Massive Tits Masturbating
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Connie Carter Tits in a Body Suit
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Simple Striptease
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Cam Girl Pussy Lick
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Fatty Squishes Skinny Guy
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Girl Tit Massage
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Victoria’s Secret Frees the Nipples
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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A Girl and Her Silly Fingers
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO
Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
02
Apr
I hate this Anastasia Ashley bitch…she’s the fucking worst…with all her surfing videos and pictures…and beach bikini photos because she lives on a beach…when the only videos she should be putting out there is gangbang videos…
I mean…that’s the kind of wave I’m far more interested in seeing her ride…#surfboard.
But I don’t mind looking at her ass in a bikini…because surfer ass is better than ass implant ass…any fucking day…
Photos by CLICK HERE
Posted in:Anastasia Ashley
2015
02
Apr
I creeped on Ireland Baldwin’s instagram, because I hadn’t heard anything about her, and there was a time the media was all over her for being the girl Alec Baldwin told off in that voice mail, and there was a time we were interacting on Social media, before her dad went nuts on me on Social Media, and she blocked me off Social Media…even though I thought we were friends…
She has since become a Lesbian, who dates some hipster black lesbian, who is pretty dark…but more importanlty, she has sat on the sidelines while Kendall and Gigi get all the model work, and she’s the one who is actually tall enough to be a fucking model, despite being fat…so she fell off…where I guess she decided to spend time burning calories and watching her calories by eating choclate pussy instead of chocolate cake…and now she’s back…and she’s doing the racy nudity because that’s what everyone does, it’s the lesbian feminist movement, and I am all about whatever the fuck is going on here….she looks amazing and I would let her sit on my face like I had a pussy, because techinically I don’t’….but it kinda looks like I do..
ALl this to say, Ireland, I love you, come back…after going black…
Posted in:Ireland Baldwin
2015
02
Apr
This is a sex tape that I don’t ever want to see…
Here she is pranking him…even though I hate April Fools…
I hate endorsing late night talk shows…but when they do good things and aren’t Jimmy Fallon…it seems like it is ok.
Posted in:Jimmy Kimmel
2015
02
Apr
Treats! is alright, they are doing Playboy better than playboy, in fact, Playboy stole a lot of their staff for the Playboy rebrand, because the rich as fuck, old as fuck Treats Perverts, are not quite old as fuck compared to Hef, they are just LA and more with it, but still have access to mansions and photographers, thanks to the Facebook Twin money they are backed by, to lure in unsuspecting aspiring LA models to their “exclusive” star studded events, by getting them naked for great photographers…in what may be a high end escort agency masked as fashion and art…but that still gets these babes naked and that I support…
Here is Shane Seng, never heard of her, but I have got hard from her….insane body…and it didn’t cost a thing…because some Sugar Babies, mainly the ones who think they are models, are better than others…
Posted in:Shane Seng
2015
02
Apr
Is one of the earlier Russian Models I masturbated to. I mean I don’t know if that’s true or not, I just know that she has been in the model game a long fucking time…I’m sure I’ve seen her topless at some point in time or another – cuz that’s what hot models do…especially when they are communist….because if they are old enough….like This oneis…they remember what waiting in line for bread is…at that post traumatic stress leads to easy convincing….
Here she is all wet and lovely…and I like it for Stella McCartney, even if the video is boring, non-nude and not about lingerie as I expected it to be…
This is not an exciting video, I just like the Paul McCartney song in it, thanks to being her dad, who was probably not present her entire life, but who will be leaving her a billion dollars, on top of the billion dollars she already has….
To make up for the shitty video I just promoted for free, because I think Vodianova is hot and I assumed naked, due to being Russian and old…here are some random pics of her…
Posted in:Natalia Vodianova
2015
02
Apr
Victoria’s Secret is struggling to stay relevant with the younger kids, who turn to social media to find their underwear needs, because Victoria’s Secret kind of lost their cool factor by using the old school style of model who were skinny and unattainable, rather than the cool model already established because her dad is rich and has connected friends, whou would never be cast by Victoria’s Secret in the past, because she’s got the face of a Mr Potato Head…
I prefer when they try reinventing themselves by not photoshopping the nipples, than when they cast VINE stars…or whatever this Hadid is.
Her name is Gigi, she’s overrated, but the kids are into her, and thus the brands are too, because they’ll use anyone they can to sell a pair of panties…and I encourage selling panties, because eventually those panties end up in the trash, and I know a guy who digs through dumpsters to find them, to deliver to me to sniff…because there is very little more disgusting in life than a pair of stranger’s panties so soiled they were thrown the fuck out…so girl…next time you throw out panties…
Posted in:Gigi Hadid
2015
02
Apr
Here’s a campaign for Free People, a clothing brand that I am sure is full of shit and straight from the sweat shops of china…giving you a little more aspirational vision than your 10 dollar a week wage to feed your family…with these pictures of babes “Summering”…not that you’ll ever do any of these things, because you’ll be exhausted, working your shitty job, slowly fucking dying…thanks Free People for reminding us how much we fucking suck
The models are:
Elsa Hosk, Tilda Lindstam, Camille Rowe, Brianna Lance, Brett Robinson, Max Jablonsky and Cameron Avery
Here are the pics….
Posted in:Free People