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2015

13

Mar

Coco’s Got Lingerie of the Day

Coco is hilarious. She’s so fucking vile, but I don’t hate her, only because she owns her trashy white trash, hooker or stripper turned wife to some rich as fuck rapper…all thanks to being white and having a silly as fuck ass that only a black dude would like…if it was trendy to have a big fucking ass…

She must be in her 40s now, and she’s finally managed to release a line of the cheapest looking lingerie…that I don’t think can even be called lingerie, I can’t even imagine anyone but strippers would look at this and think “I need this it is so pretty”….because it’s not, it’s like vile, I think I got herpes watching this…and staring too long at the g-string mid-twerk…

And the funny thing is that I loved EVERY fucking second of it….

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2015

13

Mar

Behati Prinsloo Nipples for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo is married to Adam Levine, which unfortunately for her makes me smell his cum on every picture of her, not that I know what his cum smells like, but I am sure a bunch of old fags in the local bathhouse he frequents when on tour here do….

She’s gone from immigrant model, to Victoria’s Secret model, to celebrity wife, and now Vogue model, set for fucking life…and all it took was being skinny…and tall…

So remember that girls with 20,000 dollars of debt, trying to get by, struggling with the idea of joining a sugar daddy site….

Show your pussy, use your pussy, that’s what it is there for…

So along with having a stupid fucking name, she’s now shown some nipple, because Victoria’s Secret has been criticized for photoshopping out nipples, in an era of freeing the nipple, because it is just fucking nipples dude….a fight I’ve been fighting with this site for a decade, but that everyone discounted as me being smut, when I just felt censorshop wasn’t authentic..

In retrospect, I would have censored everything to get rich, buy a yacht and fuck hookers everyday…

Hindsight…you know…

Here’s some promo video..

Here’s her nipples because a lingerie company is being progressive by showing what the lingerie looks like – rather than erasing nipples because nipples, despite being human….are bad and offensive…they feed babies and people suck them when they fuck….seriously…

TO SEE ALL HER CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2015

13

Mar

Raquel Nave Has the Fashion Bush of the Day

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You’ve never heard of Raquel Nave….you may never hear of Raquel Nave again….but what is important to note when it comes to Raquel Nave…is that she’s got a rockin’ fashionable bush, like so many of these hipster, anti-establishment and even porn girls, because anyone with a brain will realize that bush is hot, and that this whole bald pussy thing, where girls are getting lasered so that they will be bald forever, is an attack on our freedom, eroticism, while making girls look like little girls…or in the case of meaty pussies…like a really overflowing sandwich…in creating insecurity over something girls need to embrace…

SAVE YOUR BUSH don’t SHAVE YOUR BUSH…embrace that pillow in your panties…and let me rub my face on it….

Via Click Here

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2015

13

Mar

Terry Richardson’s Naked Hitchhiker of the Day

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Terry Richardson took his girl…who is probably an aspiring model in her early 20s, despite him being in his 40s, thanks to being Terry Richardson, and super important and relevant in the fashion photography world…not to mention rich as fuck, since he gets paid 50,000 dollars a day, he has the ability to lure in talent…into his heart..because based on his photos, he just seems like a monogamous kind of guy, looking for a typical family in the suburbs, making me feel like this is some kind of Honeymoon photo album, and if this isn’t true love…I don’t know what it is…and I’ll have to go back to the drawing board on all my romantic beliefs…of guy is rich and famous and can offer you the life you want, girl is a model into what he does and willing to get naked in snapshots hoping to be seen, but more importantly, willing to use her vagina to satisfy his perversions on the drive through the desert…

Interesting..

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2015

13

Mar

Sophie Young by Janneke Storm of the Day

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Sophie Young is not all that hot, but then again, who decides what is hot or not, I would argue that what she is doing in her bathing suit, like pulling out her tit, is in fact hot, making what seemingly is not that hot about her, substantially hotter….it’s all about personality, composure, attitude and confidence…it’s like someone who I think has no business being a model, believes she can be a model, and even gets half naked and pulls her tits out for that belief, when I think she’s got no chance…it takes balls…and although balls on girls isn’t something I dig…at least not when they try to put them in my mouth…thanks TINDER for the lies you’ve delivered to me…but I do like balls…when they are figurative and mean TITTY PICS…I’m pretty typical like that…even when I’m not a tit guy…

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2015

13

Mar

Renee Olstead for Powder Room Magazine of the Day

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Renee Olstead is some young actress popstar from Texas who was probably whored out by her parents…

She was on the one TV show that I am pretty sure gave me a shout out…called The Secret Life of the American Teenager….

I guess that was the original Pretty Little Liars…not that I know anything about these teen things…I like my girls in their 20s and broken…less dumb…and more experienced to make me cum…

That said, here she is for some magazine I’ve never heard of…

But the highlight of her career is HER STRATEGIC LEAKED NUDES ….because I love leaked nudes…and more importantly…THEM TITS ARE HUGE…

Does she matter, does anything really matter? I mean seriously…evrything, and everyone is bullshit…but as long as I can look at their tits…they are ok…

Posted in:Renee Olstead

2015

13

Mar

Izabel Goulart Fitness of the Day

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Mar 13, 2015 at 9:21am PDT

Life is like Groundhog Day, maybe that’s why the movie worked, because people find their hook and just keep bringing it over and over again…like me doing this site everyday for very little reward…but in some way to contribute to the world with my opinions no one cares to hear….only when these girls like Izabel Goulart do it…it is equally boring, pointless, but semi-erotic so we pay attention…

We get it Izabel Goulart…you’re fit, your fitness is why you are skinny not your starvation, you want to inspire girls to have a healthy lifestyle, by giving no practical advice, just slow motion music videos….saying “look at me work out”…

All this to say, she totally wants you to masturbate to this…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2015

13

Mar

Canadian Fame Whore Sided Tit of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes has it all figured out. Get on a TV show in Canada, leverage that to get on a TV show in America, get the work Visas sorted out, make a bit of money and get some level of success or celebrity as the network pushes the garbage show out to the world with marketing…and turn that into instagram hooker who gets in bikini and shows tits…and all the really really basic, and even desperate stunts people do to get some level attention and the funny thing in all her desperation is that she probably makes more money than any of you assholes, and clearly, she lives a much better life…but we can still laugh at her basic thirsty girl tricks…like side tit…because we know how the internet works…

TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI’S RENDITION OF HER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes|Kate Moss

2015

13

Mar

AshleyInLA Near Death Experience of the Day

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A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Mar 13, 2015 at 1:05pm PDT

AshleyInLa is either a comedic genius, or a really really dumb sugar baby in LA, who hangs with rich dudes and Playboy models alike….

She just posted this video of a “near death experience”…..she was strangled by her sleep shirt, which is not like being strangled by some creepy rich dude shoving your panties down your throat, but strangled neverther less, and and she could have died…which may not be scary for me or any of the other obese people who are reading this thanks to Apnea….but must have been terrifying for these tits in a a see through shirt…

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2015

13

Mar

Hailey Clauson for Stone Cold Fox of the Day

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I didn’t really watch this brand video for a clothing company I’ve never heard of…because I am a busy man…busy doing useless shit like looking for the next post, hoping it is better than this smut…but busy nevertheless…some people chase the high, I chase doing the bare minimum so I can go back to bed and nap….

That said, it is set to a song one of the hottest strippers I fell in love with when I was 19 used to dance to….it was her slow song, or as I called it, the song I saw her pussy…her name was Gabrielle, she probably got deported, which serves her right for taking my 19 year old money, without actually fucking me…all this to say Gabrielle taught me a lot about women…

And I guess in a lot of ways Hailey Cluason perpetuated those things. When she was 17 she booked Urban Outfitters campaign, where she was slutty, because she is a slut, only to sue Urban Outfitters for making her look like a slut while underage, despite being a slut, only to get a cash settlement, for being a slut…and getting her name in the media allowing her to maintain her slut lifestyle…and a few years later, she’s still getting paid to be a slut…

Funny how these things work out…for sluts.

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