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2015

26

Mar

Darya By Kesler Tran of the Day

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Kesler Tran is an LA based photographer, who takes interesting pictures, and I guess highly edits them, turning them into art that he can position to models as art, to get the models naked, because naked gets attention, and naked in beautiful, and naked is the future, and naked gets girls famous, but that works better when they don’t go by “Darya”, because just too flmsy for me to remember, but I will remember her topless pics, for at least 3 minutes, because I am looking at them….but after those 3 minutes…I will move onto more topless pics…because there aren’t enough hours in the day to see all the topless pics being produced…thanks to the world being slutty as fuck…the way I like it…

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2015

26

Mar

Nicola Peltz Bikini Instagram of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is a billionaire’s daughter with a hefty trust fund, who has decided she wants to be famous, and I guess that her dad fully supports, because it allows her to have that fun life she wants, while getting paid to have it, so that he can hoard his billions of dollars, instead of financing her “actor” life…

So she’s booked Transformers, a job that doesn’t prove any acting skills, but does prove her dad is friends with Michael Bay…and that Michael Bay wants to fuck her….and since then has been coasting on that celebrity, I mean it was a big movie…

I’m sure her dad has or will buy her more movie parts by financing the films she is in…but in the mean time, she is keeping busy with her boyfriend, who I assume is also a billionaire, where they are reenaticing, because she’s an actor…some Robert Durst rich person murder by the beach…fun…because she’s in bikini bottoms…

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2015

26

Mar

Christina Milian in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Christina Milian is the fucking worst. I don’t know what it is about her that makes me hate everything she is and everything she represents, I guess it is that I usually like my fame whores when they are broke, down on their luck, and looking for that big break…and I only really care about the rich working desperate girls when they are in the transitional period from teen star, to internet whore…something that Milian did years ago, and has since made a ton of fucking money, making her bikini pics lame, attempts to get a following, becuase I guess she’s going through some kind of crisis…instead of parenting her kids..

This girl is at pool parties more than a college freshman with a trust fund…

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2015

26

Mar

Nina Lund for Euroman of the DAy

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The nice thing about being an ignorant blogger who doesn’t really care about what I blog about, who has facial recognition blindness and an Alcohol problem is that I don’t really know, or care about any of these people, but more importantly, I don’t even know or care about where I am, what day it is…I feel like I post teh same pics everyday, they all look the same and I really just care about 2 things…more booze, more tits…

So this photoshoot for something called EUROMAN …that seems to be from Denmark…and I love danishes…especially when those danishes are topless models named Nina Lund…

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2015

26

Mar

Isabeli Fontana for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

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There was a time – when Isabeli Fontana was an underage lingerie model from Brazil, who booked a Victoria’s secret campaign, a dream for all models, before ever graduating from high school, or even before having a driver’s license…yet Victoria’s Secret, never went to jail for this underage lingerie shoots…either did their photographers…since like Disney before them, they’ve been able to beat the legal system when it comes to these things…Sex Offending and inappropriate photoshoots with teen girls, is for poor people….

She’s been in the scene forever…because she is no longer that 16 year old lingerie model from Brazil getting naked for predatorial corporations…in fact she has a bunch of kids….with what I assume are rich people…and she was even engaged to a black man…who was one of Bob Marley’s son…scandalous…

Now she’s still mdoeling, and I think she’s fucking amazing, but I always have, so ere she is in Harper’s Bazaar…

Not naked, not exciting, but still Isabeli Fontana and sometimes that’s enough….

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2015

26

Mar

Anna Spechart for Barney’s of the Day

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My favorite thing about Anna Spechart, because it is the only thing I know about Anna Spechart, is the name Anna Spechart, because when you say it fast, it sounds like an old Jewish grandmother choking on her chopped liver sandwich, which is what I assume Jewish Grandmother’s eat, because that’s what their Grandmother vaginas smell like…

You see, I used to live next to a Jewish deli, and I figured that’s what Jewish Grandmother and everytime I would see the chopped liver in a pile, the smell would hit me and I’d say “if I had to describe what I think Jewish Grandmother pussy smells like, that is definitely what Jewish Grandmother pussy smells like”…but I haven’t had the chance to experience it, because Jewish Grandmother’s don’t really put out…

All this to say, Anna Spechart, is in a lingerie campaign, that may make you Spechart if you’re a 65 year old who still has a sex drive, that isn’t desensitized by internet porn..

Because I know the 16 year old boys who in my era were the demographic to jerk off to bikini catalog pics are saying to themselves “where’s the butt plug insertion?”….

Here are those pics anyway…

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2015

26

Mar

Kristin Cavallari May Have a Cameltoe of the Day

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Sometimes, I like to start my day by looking at pictures of people like Kristin Cavallari , who obviously have a better life than me, and who obviously have more money than me, and who obviously have more success, and even access to all the good things life has to offer than me…but who have fallen the fuck off…

Because you know, that despite being some reality show rich kid from 5 years ago…she wanted so much more for herself, and despite being set for life…she’s not where she wants to be, so as her cameltoe thanks to being a mom, that tries to suck in her shorts and her cute mom ass, walk down the street, you know that on the inside, she truly knows she’s failed, and for some reason, a reason I called losers come in all socio-econonic levels…that brings me hope….

So today, Kristin Cavallari, inspired me…or at least her cameltoe did….

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2015

26

Mar

Crackhead Smashes Human Shit in another Dude’s Face and Other Videos of the Day

Cancun Spring Break Still Happens and I can Smell the Herpes…

You’re Better Off Going to Jamaica

Girl in Brazil – Gives a Blowjob to Bus Driver for a Ticket….

Bus in Canada Stars Leaking….

Throwback Thursday of Border Patrol Killing a Man

Titties on the Bus in Australia

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2015

26

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have decided to step up my sexting game by customizing the vagina selfies being sent to me, because there is no worse feeling in sexting than when a girl gives you an archive photo she took for another dude…not that I am possessive of these strangers I have never met, and feel like they aren’t allowed to have husbands or boyfriends, but I do like my vagina, even in picture form, as close to real time…

So now, I’ve started making them take pics next to a picture of me, assholes selfies on a picture of my face…not because I am a narcissist, but because it is funny to see the things people will do for a stranger…

Humanity is not dead.

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning…

Road Rage of the DAy
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Mariel Hemingway is Saying Woody Allen TRied to Get in Her when she was Barely Legal – Because Woody Allen has a Penis
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A Bro from Iowa Was Got Caught Hiding From the Police Because He Snapchatted it…
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Jennifer Lopez’s Ass in a Tight Dress for American Idol…
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Girls Tugging at CLothes
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Miley Cyrus Got Her Horse Teeth Pulled
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Apparently Jeremy Renner Has Sex Tapes
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Paula Labaredas is a Trashy Fame Whore
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Girls in Bikinis
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Ashley Tisdale in Spandex
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Disneyland Timelapse Video
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Dog Sleeps Through Falling Off the COuch
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Yogurt Squirt! (NSFW)
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2015

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t mind cankles when they come with big tits…I don’t really mind anything when they come with big tits…bad service, bad attitude, herpes, and I’m not even a tits guy….

Speaking of big tits, a girl I talk to who doesn’t have big tits, told me she recorded me jerking off to her on the phone and that she is going to release the audio…

The good news is..no one cares to hear my cries, or me telling her to stick household objects in her…if anything…it may make me famous, I think it’s time…

All this to say, this conversation is better than the conversation two guys next to me at the grocery store were having about how shredded Hugh Jackman is…

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Much Sideboob
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Rihanna Eyebrows
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Amber Rose Goes Topless
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Melanie Griffith Old Lady Cleavage
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Workout Fails
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Serena WIlliams in Spandex…
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Dude from Top Gear – Fired from Top Gear
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Kylie Jenner Looks Like a Good Time
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Hilary Duff Green Hair
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Stacy Keibler Still Exists
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Casey Batchelor Black Panties
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Kate Upton for Express
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Maitland Ward Capitalizing on Nerd Culture
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Kelly Brook Fitness
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Miranda Kerr BTS of a Photoshoot
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Jesse Eisenberg as LEx Luthor
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Pornstar Interview!
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Kelly Brook at the Liquor Store
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Workout Fails
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Kevin Hart Bombed SNL
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Jonah Hill – Still Fat
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Tppless America’s Next Top Model
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Big Tits of the Day
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Brad Cooper is a Big Director
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Action Bronson Throws Fan off Stage
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32 Drunk People Posed by Their “Friends”
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Ashley Tisdale Spandex
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Charlotte McKinney is a Whore
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Colleen Shannon 138 Water
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So Much Underboob
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David Crosby Ran Over a GUy
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Tennis Champ Needs Help with Trophy
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The Best Superhero Evolution on Film
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Lily Aldridge for Maxim
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Instagram Sluts
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54 Photos That Are Oddly Satisfying
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Sarah Jessica Stink Face at Tom Cruise….
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Topless Glamour Models
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A-List Actor Salaries
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Today in Hot fucking Asses
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Australian Bush of the Day
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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xoGisele in a Sweater
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First Lesbian Experience
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Titties and Bud
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Porn Breakdown
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Busty Girl Stripping
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Earful of Maggots
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WEBCAM SLUTS!! ARE GOOD!
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Some Girl Named Kimberly….Being SLutty
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Pornstars Without Makeup
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Big Boobed Girl With Large Dildo….
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Slutty GIF of the Day
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Fist of the Day
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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