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2015

25

Mar

Eniko Mihalik for Numero of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is a fashion model, who I think has done some Victoria’s Secret, but who for the most part has done nude or topless shoots thate you can see… HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE

Now I don’t know when Fashion is considered fashion, or when it crosses over into erotica, because most of what she’s done is topless, and I really don’t care, I am a firm believer in telling girls anything to get them to let you take nudes of them, that you can keep on your harddrive to cross reference to masturbate to, anytime you need it…

She’s Hungarian, I’m hungry, but I wouldn’t mind lunching…on her vagina, even though any war torn communist pussyhas seen some things I may not want my mouth associating with to escape…

Here’s the video

Numero #162 – Flamingo Park – Eniko Mihalik from Greg Kadel Studios on Vimeo.

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2015

25

Mar

Sara Sampaio for Carl’s Jr of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is a skinny as fuck portuguese model, who I don’t think is actually from Portugal, but it seemed ethnic enough to use in her pitch to the brands that hire her for jobs…like Victoria’s Secret…

I think her real claim to fame was going up against the haters because the haters were calling her too skinny, leading her on a guest of skinny girl shaming campaign, saying that calling a girl too skinny is like calling a fat girl too fat, and just because she’s healthy and doesn’t overeat because she’s a model, all you fat bitches need to shut the hell up…you’re all just jealous…or some shit..

Now she’s gone and done a fast food ad in her underwear, because fuck the haters, they just fat and jealous….and hopefully they’ll buy into her bullshit campaign and get fatter becauase the fatter the world is, the skinnier she becomes, and the more work she gets because no one really likes fat chicks…not even fat chicks…

It’s all part of her skinny girl ploy…

Here are some pics of her modeling…because everyone likes models…

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2015

25

Mar

Nina Agdal in Some Shitty Lingerie Pics of the Day

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There are two things that I don’t like in life….I mean sure there are probably a lot more..but I am pretty bad at focusing…so those two things I don’t like in life are catalog lingerie pics..and Nina Agdal, the florida based, large, bikini model, who really isn’t anything special in person…I’ve witnessed her, but who is drunk, sloppy with a shitty diva attitude…making her half retard looking head, less tolerable…even though I already found it not very tolerable when she first started getting work as a model…but maybe I am too picky and like my retard looking inbred looking women to be actual retards…drooling on themeselves and masturbting at the public pool after doing some work program with their institution they live at…and not celebrated models…

Call me crazy…here are the pics…bboring lingerie catalog pics…but still pics..

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2015

25

Mar

Kimberly Garner Shitty Upskirt of the Day

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The highlight of Kimberly Garner’s career was when she followed me on social media…only to realize that was a bad idea…leaving me blocked and alone, and her with a work visa, living in LA, trying to make it in America, and using stunts like panty flashes and upskirts to get some attention her attention seeking way, because that’s how it is done, especially when the only thing good about you is your hot body….which I guess she’s figured out…

Who cares about Kimberly Garner, care about the wind, nature’s pervert, blowing up her skirt, like god was a grabby drunk guy…tyring to see her asshole…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

25

Mar

Game Of Thrones Girls in Magazines of the Day

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones. I don’t find the girls on Game of Thrones hot, but I have a feeling that there are a lot of virgin losers, I’m talking to you, who love everything about these girls, strictly because they are on Game of Thrones, and your whole love affair with dragons, and fairies amd all that other bullshit, fantasy, virgin loser stuff outweighs everything about these girls…and that fantasy shit is the reason you created a shrine in your basement, where you plan on marrying the blow-up doll version of one of these girls…because that’s what very very very lonely people do…

So here is Natalie Dormer for SELF Magazine

Here’s Emilia Clarke for Hollywood Reporter…where she announced that she turned down the Fifty Shades of Grey part because she doesn’t like being naked…which translates into Emilia Clarke doesn’t matter….but here are her pics anyway because I guess a new sexon is about to happen…

Posted in:Emilia Clarke|Natalie Dormer

2015

25

Mar

Kaili Thorne Is the Thorne Sister Who Blocked Me of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is the hipster Thorne Sister that their hippie parents whored out to the industry, but that didn’t stick as much as her redheaded sister, because redheads are weirdos

So the whole hollywood thing didn’t work out for her, she cracked under pressure and didn’t have what it took, so instead went into hipster modelling, often times topless…

You know, photoshoots for instagram that these idiots think is art…And in the process, blocked me from her social media, but luckily the internet sees all…I guess she doesn’t like me laughing at the one who didn’t make it – even if the one who didn’t make it…but I love the one who didn’t make it trying to get out of the one who did make it’s shadow by showing her tits…

I guess this is my cry for help…just love me Kaili Thorne, even if her family doesn’t, and not in the way your parents love you – I don’t expect you to make me money or live out my dreams for me…all I just want you is to sit on my face….like real love…

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2015

25

Mar

Kelly Brook Picture of the Day

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If Kelly Brook knows that I exist, and she probably does thanks to googling herself all day, all these idiots do it….she probably isn’t a fan…

I know this because even her fans aren’t fans and that I’ve got so much hate mail for making fun of her abortion she called a miscarriage back when she was pregnant a few years ago, and that she decided to turn into moving to LA, where instead of fucking UK athletes, she’d get in a shitty movie, that has apparently becaome a shitty TV show, and that blows my fucking mind…

I guess no one found it funny to laugh at her nudes and say thatshe was preading abortion on herself in some tribal issue…

But maybe I’m wrong about people, because I don’t understand why anyone, especially Americans would even know Kelly Brook exists, or give her a chance…but she does have big tits, and therein lies the answer – I guess…tits get hits…even if they are UK and attached to a fat chick who is trying to lose weight since it is the American way…

That said, her roommate Natalie Loren is pretty interesting…

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2015

25

Mar

Pornstar Dana Vespoli’s Joke of the Day

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Her name is Dana Vespoli, if you google her, you can probably seeing her a lot of things her dad probably doesn’t like watching, assuming she has a dad, because a lot of these girls don’t, and if they do, they are the kind of dad’s who help them get into the business, so that they can experience them fucking, without the whole awkwardness of incest, or getting their friends to do it while they jerk off in the corner..

That said, she makes pedophile jokes…and you’ll like them..

Posted in:Pornstar|RatedXLife

2015

25

Mar

Anja Rubik for Fashion Porn for Vogue France of the Day

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I feel like I already posted these pics of Anja Rubik, but it is very possible that I have seen similar pictures of another model before, seeing as nothing is original, pictures are played out, and that there is so much overlap who the fuck cares….I mean how many fucking pictures does one species need to see to document their bullshit memories, or to sell product…

Either way, iI call fashion nudity, fashion porn, and this is fashion porn, thanks to incorporating a dude into it, with some serious softcore porn poses…and the whole thing is not very Vogue, unless that’s just where the world is going, which we all know it obviously is…since porn gets hits and all the other shit is just a gateway to porn…it’s human nature or some shit..I wouldn’t know about thanks to impotence caused by marriage…

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2015

25

Mar

Antonia Wesseloh for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

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I don’t know who this model Antonia Wesseloh is, I just know that she’s in Marie Claire Italy, and that I dig the vibe of this shoot, because it’s weird, has a fashion spin on poor white trash, and poor white trash is all I really know, mainly because poor white trash girls are all I really ever fuck…they are desperate, scabby from the meth, you know how it is….

I assume this Antonia Wesseloh is from Germany, where planes crash…but I could be wrong because I’m more into looking at the pics…all they are missing is some teen pregnancy, some cold sores, some canned corn and some broken dreams, not that white trash have dreams, they are more simple and into perpetuating that poor trailer park hell that they live..

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