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2015

03

Mar

Lindsay Hancock’s Purple Shampoo of the Day

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Here are some pictures by a photographer in LA named Max Thompson of my favorite girl pretty much ever…

Her name is Lindsay Hancock …she’s not famous for anything, so she doesn’t annoy me as of yet…and even if she landed some kind of dancing with the stars bullshit, I probably could never hate her…because she’s perfect…

You know the right level of naughty exhibitionist, but not smutty or trashy about it, but rather like a cool art project I just stumbled into and had no choice but to run out and start masturbating to it…uncontrollably…even though I haven’t had a boner in a decade…

You get what I am saying here, and that is that the world is filled with instagram trash….the world is filled with fame whores…the world is filled with these girls doing photoshoots so they can land a rich husband or end up on the Bachelor…or in a paparazzi pic…but there are girls who are just doing it because they like coming up with interesting things…like babe with purple shampoo eating cookies…fuck you world…I think we’re done here…the best has just happened.

Posted in:Lindsay Hancock

2015

03

Mar

Anja Konstantinova is Alright of the Day

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These are some pics of a model named Anja Konstantinova, which coincidentally is the name of my mail order bride, not that I can afford a mail order bride, you see it’s not just the upfront costs of shipping them over here for companionship, it is that Russians have all developed really expensive tastes, want expensive cars and designer purses, and have no real soul due to communism to be loyal to you, so the second they get over here, they leave you for a Russian mobster, who can pimp them out to richer dudes who can get them the luxuries they need…

All this to say, I don’t even know if she’s Russian. I just know she’s topless and wearing pantyhose, and that may be all I need to know…

Posted in:Anja Konstantinova

2015

03

Mar

AshleyInLa and Her Friends Clean Up Spilled Salsa of the Day

A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on

Her name is AshleyInLa …she’s a comedic genius who runs the LA Sugar Baby scene…you know either making fun of them, or being them, I don’t fucking know, I just know when a girl posts half naked pics and says “No pervy comments”…she’s still posting half naked pics…and that’s ultimately what matters…

I’ve never been one to care why a girl gets naked, whether it is because she was raped as a kid, whether she is trying to get back at her dad who was never there for her, or her ex boyfriend who cheated on her….or maybe she’s just mocking the whole social media thing….the fact is she’s still have naked and amazing and that is what I care about….because I am a pervert…to self involved to care about why people do what they do…especially when they aren’t fucking me….

AshleyInLa is pretty fucking perfect.

A photo posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on

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2015

03

Mar

Topless Protesters Against Zuckerberg and Other Videos of the Day

Girl in her Underwear Hanging Out of the Window of her Apartment that is on Fire

Store Clerk VS Robber

SOmeone Doesn’t Like How This guy is Talking to his Moms

Gas Station RObbery

Racist in a Pick-Up Truck

Surfing Yemeni Style

Woman Kicks the Fuck Out of Her Dog

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

03

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I feel like I am the blog version of the HIV positive gay in the gay bathhouse that all the other gays know is HIV and that even the most horny and depraved of gays don’t fuck with….stuck with only the weirdo gays that are either on a death mission or just fucked up with an HIV fetish…

Other times, I don’t know what I think, because I am drunk.

The Study of Penis
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Girls Showing Off Their Tongues..
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Kanye’s Lecture at Oxford
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is a Whore
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Mommy Blogger Charged With Murder…
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Faking the Oscar Win Prank
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Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie…
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Spanish League Basketball Gone Nuts
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Homeless Man Who Was Shot Grabbed Cop’s Gun…
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The Dude in Coke and Mentos
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Russian Amateur Bungee Jumping
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Woman Using GoFundMe to Fly to Vegas
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2015

02

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today has been one of those days that feels like you just finally convinced your tinder gf to send you spread vagina pictures only to get spread ass pictures because her ass is her vagina thanks to being a tranny….a tranny who finally felt comfortable enough to expose herself to you…in all her glory since you’ve been sexting her and jerking off to her for 6-8 months…not knowing…you know a tranny with a dick so big you can’t just pass off as having a big clit…due to her balls…

Here are some stepLINKS

Today in Thigh Gaps
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Walmart Masturbator of the Day
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Rihanna and Leo Stood Next To Each Other at Rihanna’s Party Last Week – Because Leo is gay
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Bella Thorne in Leather Pants
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Car Drives in Reverse on Polish Highway
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Hilary Duff Cleavage for Cosmo
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Topless Fame Whore…
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Elle Fanning in a Workout Leotard….
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Dakota Johnson’s ISIS Sketch
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Kelly Osbourne Panty Flash
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Jordan Carver is a Slut of the Day
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Jimmy Kimmel is Pro Vaccination
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Bikini Wearing Immigrant
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Spiderman Reboot Gets a Writer
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Fame Whore Hot Ass in a Bikini
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Jared Leto’s Haircut is News
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Parrot Takes a SHower
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Maitland Ward is the Best Kind of Fame Whore
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Pretty Naked Fame Whore
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Luge Track in the Backyard
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Melissa Debling is a Slut in Slutty Pics
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Beiber’s New Pussy
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Banned Nutella Commercial
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Emrata Has Tits
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Lea Michele Cleavage
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Cindy Crawford is Good in a Bikini When On her Back
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Rumer Willis from Behind
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The Get Hard Red Band Trailer
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Miley Cyrus Perky Tits – Pokies
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Gemma Atkinson is a Slut in Slutty Pics
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Iggy Azalea Horseback Riding…Because She’s Fancy
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Kris Jenner Closed a 100 Million Dollar Deal…
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Courtney Palm Naked in Zombeavers
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Dancing With the Stars Whores
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Scrapbook of Beautiful Women from Around the World
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The Lewinsky Reference in the Clinton Portrait
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The Dude Jumping into a Tub of Coke Covered in Mentos is a Hero
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A Bunch of Girls with Big Tits
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Ass Insertions.
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Mirror Mounted Dildo
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Lady Boy Video That Will Traumatize You…It is Also the Reason I don’t Have Advertisers
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AMazing Naked girl of the Day
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Lesbian Porn on a Raft
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Pussy Piercing!
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Random Objects in Pussy
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This Butt Aint Normal
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This Butt Is…
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The Cameltoe of the Future
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Some Chick Named Vivien Strips
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Rita Ora Compilation
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Big Tits Eat Bacon
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Shailene Woodley is Into Being Naked
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

02

Mar

Lindsay Hancock is the Future of the Day

The best Snapchat I follow is Lindsay_Hancock…it belongs to superstar LINDSAY HANCOCK >…and it reminds me how much I hate snapchat because the content is disposable, and I can’t revisit any of it to masturbate to at a later date…especially with this babe…because she is consistently blowing my fucking mind….and luckily she’s clever enough to take her next level, creative as fuck, pushing the boundaries with her insane concepts and speaking to my fucking soul…

Here she is in a photoshoot she did with Kittrell Cage

Here’s the Video….

Lindsay Hancock x Orinary from Orin Fleurimont on Vimeo.

I am a fucking fan….and you should be too…

Posted in:Lindsay Hancock

2015

02

Mar

Lady Gaga Titty Slip of the Day

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This titty slip of recently engaged, despite being a scary looking creature, Lady Gaga, is being circulated on the internet, in what is not a big deal or even interesting…we’ve seen her tits many times before on her cry for attention hustle that has been her career…a career that has made her rich as fuck, and even landed her a man who despite being not into dudes, I can say is out of her league, but understands that he too needs to leverage his career to get to the top and this is a good way to do it…especially since all actors are gay and she looks like a tranny…

All this to say, he made her do the Polar Plunge in Chicago…because his TV show is called Chicago Fire…and seeing her in freezing waters because she was either forced into it, or because it was a good media play is funny….to those of us who don’t care for Gaga, her bullshit yet hugely successful career…and would only care if this video was her drowning…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2015

02

Mar

Selena Gomez in Fuck Me Boots Selfie of the Day

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I am pretty out of touch, so I don’t know if people still call these fuck me boots, because when they were called fuck me boots, it was a pre-social media era where you needed slutty outfits to decipher who was down to fuck, but now it seems like everyone is down to fuck…from the girl in sneakers, to heels, to thigh high boots, who gives a fuck, it’s the porn generation, let’s do anal on the first date…without a condom because bitch grew up on porn and that’s just normal…and how it’s done…

I don’t think that’s a bad thing…it’s just a sexual revolution…that gets even poor ugly dudes some of the dirtiest sex imaginable…

Here she is for Adidas…because with being slutty for social media…and Bieber…comes corporate sponsors…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

02

Mar

Taylor Swift and Jaime King Lesbian Baby of the Day

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Taylor Swift is celebrating the second recent pregnancy of some chick named Jaime King…I guess they are friends, or maybe she’s a surrogate hosting Taylor’s clone…because she’s the kind of ego that feels she needs a clone…aliens…right…

My inside Taylor Swift scoop is that my friend was at a bar in LA this weekend and he was kicked out of his table because Taylor Swift was rolling through, and despite being lame as fuck, Taylor Swift gets prioritized in venues, because she’s Taylor Swift and no one throws shit at her for being a scam, instead they are all impressed by her hustle or scam…that’s LA…

If there wasn’t fame and celebrity involved, and if she was just the weirdo girl in your high school singing love songs after fucking everyone in the high school…she probably would be a little more bullied…but when you throw money and fame into the mix…everyone shits themselves when they see her, even though it is all artificial lies..

Either way, here she is sucking and worshiping the pregnant belly, possibly for its youthful powers..I saw Rosemary’s Baby, I know how it is…like some kind lesbian marriage making babies…who knows…it is erotic…

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