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2015

12

Feb

RubberClub Presents: Girls Putting on Condoms with Their Mouth of the Day

I used to be a condom hater, I was like “Condoms are for Sick People”…or “condoms are for Pussies”…or “Condoms are for Gay people, because AIDS is for Gay People”…but then I started talking to sexed up under 25 year old people, and that entire generation was raised on porno…and they don’t even know what the fuck a condom is…

So I’ve been getting these tinder girls, who have never used condoms, coming back a few months later, saying how they have herpes and the whole thing is a fucking disaster, reminding me that maybe every dude out there should wear a fucking condom, because these girls ain’t lawyers…and people are fucking disgusting…

So here’s some instructional video on how to put on a condom with your mouth…brought to you by RUBBERCLUB.COM

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2015

12

Feb

Charlotte McKinney is a Monster of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney has been getting a lot of hype, even called the next Kate Upton, because people only see tits, and America is a trashy wasteland that created things like Honey Boo Boo and the Jersey shore…so Florida big titty trash is what you people fucking love…it’s the whole basis of Hooters…the American dream…but what amazes me is that you can’t see past the tits to see the manly monster face behind it…

Now I don’t like Kate Upton…although I don’t mind this picture of Kate Upton…

But I will say she’s leaps and bounds, above and beyond, anything that Charlotte McKinney, the stripper who should have stayed a stripper is…and the only reason anyone even notices her is because of the tits…the world needs a big titty model at all times to fixate on…

To see Some Charlotte McKinney Florida Trash Lingerie Pics CLICK HERE

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2015

12

Feb

Felicity Showing Off Her Ass of the Day

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I think I must have had a traumatic Felicity experience when Felicty was on TV, because in the core of my soul, I think Keri Russell is the fucking worst.

I’ve always disliked her, found her overhyped, and just assumed her career would have a fiery pubic haired crotch..death…but I guess she’s made a comeback – showing her ass…

This is something that her die hard fans, I’m talking from Mickey Mouse Club era, to the virgin losers who fell in love with that show she was on, in a socially awkward way that made them even more socially awkward than when they didn’t obsess over the show…must love…

But to me…It’s just fucking garbage…and so is her ass…

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2015

12

Feb

Selena Gomez Does the Kardashians of the Day

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I don’t know what this Selena Gomez shoot is all about,

I just know that you can see her small breast implant in what the mainstream call sideboob, and you can tell that she got herself some tits, because Mexicans historically have shitty tits, and I guess she’s trying to do more serious things that involve showing her tits, like a Miley, transitioning from the Disney team that created her when her mom sold her soul to them…you know the young whoring that is never exposed because Disney is the happiest place on earth assholes…

That’s all I have to say about this pudgy faced, lupus ridden, Bieber violated, starlet that you people want to fuck, because you’ll fuck anything…but nothing wants to fuck you…at least that’s the story I heard…

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2015

12

Feb

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini for Allure of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is in a bikini for Allure. It may not be as hype as her topless with prosthetic tits for Love magazine, but she still a bit of a babe, much prettier than her dad turned mom, turned car accident that ends with death, tranny…and less offensive to look at that her half sisters who were also whored out by the mom they share…but at least this one is whoring out in a way that makes me want to see her vagina….unlike her sister, who launched her career by showing her vagina, get railed by a black dick that she could have probably fit 4 more inside of her gaping mound, before being given a TV show…you know still a little mystery, even though this one was raised as a TV character and probably so delusional, believing all her publicity, and possibly the worst fucking person in the fucking world…but at least she’s skinny and half naked for a fashion magazine…right?

Here is an instagram she posted…that is probably unrelated to this..but still whoring…and we like that…

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2015

12

Feb

16 Year Old Sistine Stallone of the Day

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Sylvester Stallone has a 16 year old daughter named Sistine Stallone ….and she’s getting in on this Kardashian, Jenner, Hadid, Baldwin, kick…where she decides to become a model, personality, maybe even an actor, but acting is too much work, it’s way more fun to do photoshoots, and way more instagram friendly to do photoshoots…on some quest to be famous or a personality of her own…thanks to everyone having a fucking ego, and want to be famous….and the whole thing is pretty fucking ridiculous, but I’m all for fame whoring, even when you have access to be famous in your own right, thanks to your dad being Stallone…

She’s like the next Dakota Johnson, Brian Williams (RIP) daughter, Susan Sarandon Daughter…Goldie Hawn Daughter…this is just so typical…and incestuous…the industry needs new blood motherfuckers…

I just don’t understand it…because they could actually do something productive, like develop a drug overdose like a tormented rich girl and die…or even start a charity…but instead they do this.

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2015

12

Feb

Beiber’s Barely Legal Vagina in Wonderland of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin was Bieber’s 16 year old, then 17 year old, girl he had sex with. She’s also weirdo Stephen Baldwin’s daughter who is first cousins with that big monsterous lesbian Ireland Baldwin….and now she’s 18 years old, and they had a birthday party for her at Bieber’s house, making the whole thing legit…which is too bad, because I wish Bieber got arrested for being a sex offender, like most 20 year olds who fuck 17 year olds…

What isn’t legit, is her modeling career. She’s not tall, she is hot, but not tall, and just part of this stupid crew of Kendall Jenners, Gigi Hadids, who are basically the rich, popular girls at the high school that is pop culture, and everyone pays attention to them for no real reason, other than they get good publicity……

I could show you dozens of much hotter 18 year olds, they just don’t have the right friends, father, connections…and boyfriend…to matter enough for magazines like Wonderland…

The world is unfair, but luckily for me, all these bitches are interchangeable…replaceable, and in 2 years…this set won’t exist, but the next one will…so in the meantime watch them seek validation.

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2015

12

Feb

Elizabeth Olsen for Vs. of the Day

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People get excited about the other Olsen, the one who never was an Olsen twin, but who got to grow up in their shadows watching them become billionaires and celebrated, as their parents whored them out, only deciding to get into the whole acting thing when she was old enough to understand that it’s just a really easy way to make money, because even though her sisters were the figureheads for the family, the parents made their % and everyone is pretty much set for life….and all it took was a sitcom when they were 6 months old…you know start them when their yough…

So now, the Olsen twins don’t act, they do fashion brands…and this one does…and here she is modeling some kind of creepy shit in Vs. that I found interesting enough to post, but that is probably not all that interesting at all…because it’s not very sexy….unless of course you’re a perverted weirdo and find the fact that she has a vagina enough reason to try to jerk off to her…either way, here are the pics…do what you want with them…sicko.

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2015

12

Feb

Anna Ewers for Vogue Germany of the Day

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Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, which makes sense because I want to eat her ass…is in the latest issue of Vogue Germany, and apparently, Vogue Germany was low on talent budget this month, so they decided to cast one girl and 3 photographers to get their point across….and the pictures are aright…considering they are fashion photographers and she’s a fucking babe…there is just not enough nudity in them….

My only Vogue Germany story is that in the 80s, I knew a German guy who lived in North America, and he claimed his mom was the Vogue Germany editor, and that he lived in Canada because the day he turned 15, she started fucking him, and it was interfering with his schooling and really his social life, because no one likes the motherfucker, who is literally a motherfucker, and not just any mother fucker…but his own mother fucking…

It was probably a lie…but knowing the history of Germany…and German porn…it’s totally possible, especially if there was scat involved…

Here are the pics.

By Peter Lindbergh:

By Camilla Åkrans:

By Daniel Jackson:

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2015

12

Feb

Dakota Johnson at the 50 Shades of Grey of the Day

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So this 50 Shades of Grey shit is pretty fucking serious. 100 million copies of the book sold. 250 million views of the trailer and apparently…it’s not even that bad of a movie, at least according to some woman I know who is obsessed with the shit and got tickets to see the movie before other people…who would probably have loved it if it was a puppet show being put on in a park by homeless people just to remember that this book is responsible for her first orgasm and she’s in her 50s…

That said, Dakota Johnson plays the innocent girl, something that is probably a stretch for her because I know rich girls and historically, when their moms were slutty rich kids turned actors, they kind of fall into the same train of thought…unless of course she hates her mom and wants nothing to do with that whore life…and only limits her getting naked to movies she stars in to launch her career…

Not that it matters, what matters is how old her face looks…it’s like it has seem some shit..a little too wrinkly for a 20 something…maybe she’s on her mom’s cocaine diet…or maybe she just needs to hydrate..or a nap…lookin’ a bit like she’s been left in the sex dungeon for a week full of starvation, sex slavary and orgasms.either way, here’s some of her cleavage.

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