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2015

18

Feb

Kristen Stewart Does Lesbianism of the Day

Kristen Stewart must be playing a lesbian in a new movie, because she’s playing up this whole lesbian thing as hard as she can. Whether it’s in the paparazzi pics she’s been in, or this leather jacket James Deen shoot…it’s some bull dyke hustle…that I’m sure lesbians are into, because Lebsians fucking love Twilight, they’re into blood…that’s why they date girls…mmmm period…

They also love anything that is lesbian friendly…like Birkenstocks…

This is for Wonderland Magazine..and what it comes down to is that…I don’t find Kristen Stewart hot ever, whether thinking about her in some face sitting scissor situation…she’s just too inbred and dead in the eyes for me….

Here she is less Lesbian for Interview…

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2015

18

Feb

Margot Robbie for Vogue Australia of the DAy

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Margot Robbie is the “It Girl” from Wolf of Wall Street, who managed to break her way into the world, no idea how, but it happened…and people fucking love her…even though she doesn’t look like this in her actual life…her paparazzi pics make her look fat…but these pics make her look magical….sent from trashy Australian heaven…to drink and fuck like all Australians do…

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2015

18

Feb

Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day

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Léa Seydoux was in an actual sexually charged movie – where she played a lebsian having real sex with an older lady…putting candy coated, mainstream, easy for the American public to digest, 50 Shades of Grey, which almost makes me laugh, as a pervert, who has seen most sex scenes in mainstream movies…and I’ve seen a bunch of porn..and I figure that 50 Shades is just for the Christian people being naughty…and as a pervert…we’ve all seen this shit…

That said…she’s in some Magazine, and she looks fucking amazing…

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2015

18

Feb

Teresa Palmer Breast Feeding Picture of the Day

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Teresa Palmer is some Australian actress who has done a few American campaigns….before getting knocked the fuck up and making babies, for what I assume is a Green Card, but who the fuck knows, I’ve never really heard of her. I just know she’s doing some Free the Nipple bullshit, breast feeding on social media as a political stance, and I endorse that kind of behavior, and always have….I mean it’s pretty much the reason I sit in parks in the summer during post natal yoga…as someone who hates pregnancy and reproduction…I do love milk filled tits…

Here she is with her friend for Vogue Australia

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2015

18

Feb

Georgia May Jagger in a Towel of the Day

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I have a thing for Georgia May Jagger, not because she is the celebrity daughter, who is going to inherit over 100 million dollars, thanks to her dad being a multi billionaire, with songs that will live on for years past his death, meaning royalties for every motherfucker…and generations of socialite brats who don’t need to work, but who will do stuff like model because it keeps them busy, I mean what else could they do…start a charity, or build a village in central america…and still have billions of dollars…why would they do that….when they can do campaigns….

But because she’s hot…and not because I am a huge Rolling Stones fan and want anything Mick Jagger creates in my mouth, or worse, because I’ve been watching his lips like I was David Bowie since the 70s, thinking how good they would be on my dick, until realizing “ewwe that’s gay”….before realizing they come in a vagina equipped version…

Either way, here she is in a Towel…

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2015

18

Feb

Carmen Ejogo for Violet Grey of the Day

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Her name is Carmen Ejogo, she’s a racially ambiguous actress from the UK, who I assume is like a Halle Berry of the UK, you know where the Royal Family bring her in to court jester as they do in England, those racist blue blooded royals..and their use of black folk…that are hardly black at all, but black enough to be considered black when accepting an academy award…without making all the execs nervous…

That said, she’s 41, she’s in this magazine, and she’s fucking amazing to look at…which is saying alot because cut off age for me is 25 when it comes to hotness…everything else is “I guess I’ll do this because it’ll be a story, and old ladies have vaginas, a little dryer and looser, but still vaginas, so whatever”.. that is better than fucking trannies…

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2015

18

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Valentine’s Day Porn Just Because of the Day

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Her name is Aubrey O’Day. For a minute she fucked black dudes like Diddy. He owned her music career, it only made sense, and it allowed her to eat everything in site, to balance out her big tits, with a big ass to match…hip hop liked that…

She spiralled out of control, fell off the radar, got in shape, and now she produces Valentiens Day porn for her social media…because that’s how you know you’ve either made it, like people care about your bullshit, or that you’re so fucking desperate you have to get half naked on the internet to get noticed….

She used to really irritate me, but now that she’s less fat…I can handle it…fat girls who don’t know they are fat are annoying, but when they realize they are fat and get in shape I can take the egos…because I know in my core they are fucking jokes..

Speaking of useless here’s Bai Ling, who is the Asian Aubrey O’Day Does Valentine’s Day in a See Through Dress CLICK HERE

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2015

18

Feb

Topless Ballerina of the Day

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Here are some pretty pictures of some topless Ballerina by some photographer duo for all of your Russian fetishists who have a thing for ballerinas girls being pulled out of their homes as kids and forced to train day in and day out by the communist regime in Ballerina work camps…being abused by their regimented communist teachers perpetuating the communist rule…abusing the girls into thinking they are too fat…and bow legged…and incompetent…forcing them into the sex trade….to become mail order brides addicted to drugs…trying to escape to America…because it’s a better life than ballet…at least that’s what I see here.

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2015

18

Feb

Subway Dance and Other Videos of the Day

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It’s Mardi Gras – TITS

Game of Chicken Gone Wrong

Police Slam a Dude’s Head

Canadian Teen Beats Cop

Black Dude Being Refused Access to Train by a Racist because French People are Racist

Mexican Gas Leak – Much Different than the Gas Leak You Had From the Last TIme You Ate Mexican

FEMEN Protestors of the Day

Topless Crazy Person in Cambodia

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2015

18

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like low rent sugar babies, you know the kind of sugar baby who is dabbling with being a sugar baby, and doesn’t really get the concept, but thinks she’s sugar babying just because she met you on a sugar daddy site and you’ve taken her to a Days Inn on the side of a highway….Hotel Life Baby…

If she’s really lucky, you paid the extra 8 dollars for the breakfast…the whole night costs you 50 bucks…to hang with some curious college girl dabbling in the movement.

Without low rent sugar babies, who for the record, are less expensive than actual street hookers, they just don’t realize it….I’d still be fucking street hookers…

Here are some morning links….

Bieber Taking Loads to the Face
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A Bunch of Girls in Bikinis
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Anna Kendrick Ballerina Porn
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A.Rod’s Apology Letter to his Fans is Pretty Funny
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Bill Murray is the Dead Mayor
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Lindsay Lohan is a Magical Creature – THat’s Why She’s Above the Law
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Some Sofia Bush in a White T-Shirt for the 3 of You Who Know who Sofia Bush Is…
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Julia Pereirra is Amazing in Lingerie
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Pirates of the Caribbean 5 is Happening…Making it More Like Porn than it Ever Was Before…Can’t Wait for 13
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Conan Went to Cuba
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A Bunch of Mardi Gras Pics
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Obama Doesn’t Want You Calling the Muslims Terrorists
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The Manny Pacquiao is Willing to Pay 5 Million Fine if He Fails Drug Test

Calvin Harris DJ Bulge
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The Anastasia AShley Video You Should Fucking Watch
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