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2015

23

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my night was probably the stepgirls snapchat, that you can find on snapchat by looking up stepgirls…because the host showed her little bald vagina in the bath…and that blew my mind…all it takes is vagina…

My wife smelling like she shat herself coupled with her hard snoring pretty much destroying our soiled bed and my sleep was a close second…

Here are some morning links..

Tight Yoga Pants!
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Stacey Dash is the New Kirk Cameron
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Lena Dunham Says She Had Sex Dreams About Chris Farley on TV to His Friend Adam Sandler because she is Garbage
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Creepy Teachers in Illinois Win
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More of the Demi Lovato Panty Flash
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Pictures from the Porn Convention
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Jude Law’s Hair is Fucked
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5 5 Week Old Birds are their Creepy Owner
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Doutzen Kroe’s Best Instagram Pics
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Guy Makes Stock Photos Funny
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Girl Fails of 2014
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Photoshop Master Ads Himself to Pics
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This Hipster Penis Window Dress is Fucked
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Slut of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Negotiating nudes is a lot easier than negotiating a mortgage, a new car, a raise at work, a night out with the boys without your wife who robbed you of your freedom and your life, and even a free drink at the bar…that’s why all my time is spent on that..not that you care about how pathetic my existence is…or that I keep going because of 20 year old vag is a win….even if it is a lose..

No Bras!
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Miss Canada is a Fucking Joker
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Aubrey Plaza Sucking on a Cigar and Flashing her Pussy
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Sex Box is a TV Show Where Couples have Sex in a Box
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Charlize Theron Eating
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Jay Leno on Bill Cosby
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SLUT of the DAy
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Early Facebook Commercial
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Olivia Munn’s Cleavage!
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Bai Ling’s got a Great Shirt On
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Lebron Slam Dunk Challenge
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Katy Perry Saved TLC
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Elton John Makes 500k a Show in Vegas
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Paula Abdul Got Work
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Miley in Some Paparazzi Pics
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Lindsay Lohan Hasn’t Died Yet
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Hipster Looking for Love on IndieGogo
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Jennifer Connelly is Old as Fuck
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Gwyneth Paltrow Scaring People
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LeAnn Rimes at the Airport
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7 People Who Sold Their Bodies for Superbowl Tickets
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Everything Wrong with Matrix Revolution
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The Tinder Girl Who Fucked Odell Beckham Jr.
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The Penis Window Rick Owen’s Rapper Dress
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Demi Lovato’s Upskirt
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I would Fuck Becki Newton
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Stephanie Davis – Nip Slip
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Adriana Lima’s Booty
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Shay Mitchell’s Bikini Video for Instagram
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side Tit
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Crazy Female Wrestler
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Gay Guys Acting Like They Do on Dating Apps Freaks Me Out
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White One Piece Jacked Up an Ass
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Big Tits Sell Burgers
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Man Fucks a Stuffed Animal in Walmart
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Jeff Goldblum PDA
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Women’s Abs are Amazing
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Kat Graham’s Dance LEssons
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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Hot Stripping Girl By the Window…
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Girls Motorboating in the Ladies Room
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Ass on a Motorbike
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Czech Girl Parties Too Hard
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Huge Tits in a Sweater
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Hot and Silly Selfies
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Cam Orgasm
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Czech Girls Fucking….
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Milk Juice!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

22

Jan

Anastasia Ashley Exclusive for DrunkenStepfather of the Day

Last month, I was creeping on a photoshoot surfer Anastasia Ashley was starring in for an underwear company called CHEEKI BRAND ….so I had my friend creep along with me and take these awesome 35 mm pics of her ass….because let’s face it…we’re hip, we like film but more importantly, when you’re a surfer in half squat all day…it’s all about your fucking ass…and all that matters is that ass…and figuring out why you’re taking pics of it…not eating it…because clearly it belongs in all of our collective faces….

photos by Russ Roe

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2015

22

Jan

Shay Mitchell’s Bikini Video of the Day

Canadian Shay Mitchell from whatever the fuck the hugely popular show that got her 4 million fans on her instagram….which is a lot of fucking people…especially when you’ve never heard of Shay Mitchell and I know you haven’t, because I’ve hardly heard of her…and do this shit all day…has figured out the key to getting talked about is producing as much bikini content possible, because motherfuckers love bikinis….I mean she’s even brought a camera person on her trip, to produce videos like this, which all seems a little desperate, but when you’re ethnically ambiguous ass gets this far from the frozen tundra you are from…fucking bring it….with what is pre-sex tape level whoring but whoring none the less….and I’m all about it…I am just unhappy we never ran into each other doing Canadian things…like fucking babies seals……

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2015

22

Jan

Miley Cyrus of the Day

Attention seeking, stain on the younger generation, unauthentic hipster, who like most other hipsters, are just misguided rich kids with nothing better to do, seeking acceptance and purpose, because they don’t have to work normal jobs, and being weird amongst themselves, just feels cool….Miley Cyrus….brought her artistic interpretative social media performance art….that her peers will celebrate because they are paid….posting the above pic and the below comment…in what I guess is instagram english…thanks to the world being filled with young, porno influenced retards…


Do yiew tink if I push muah titties up I’ll get mo followahhhzzzz? #shouldigrowmyhairout?

And I am all about this.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

22

Jan

Charlize Theron Makes the Blowjob Face on Set of a SHoot of the DAy

I am sure you’ve seen at least one classy girl stick her tongue in her cheek, to simulate sucking a dick, usually not in a sexual way, but I’ve had it done to me in a sexual way by at least one stripper and I found it really awkward, but I guess not as awkward as Charlize Theron, South African who came to America after her mom killed her dad with a dream, a dream that involved nude modeling not really making munch money but being found in a bank, pretty much at her breaking point when she was ready to get fucked on film for money, but some asshole producer or casting director moved in at the perfect time for her, bad time for us, preventing that porn career by giving her a mainstream movie role, and 20 years later…she’s still out on set being slutty…before going home to Sean Penn to be slutty….

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Posted in:Charlize Theron

2015

22

Jan

Sahara Ray and her Friend of the Day

People get confused about Sahara Ray. They think that she’s relevant, but really she’s just some LA hipster who has pretty much been hooking on her social media aggressively enough to find an instagram audience, and remember there are girls with fat asses you’ve never heard of with just as many followers as her, meaning the whole instagram follower thing isn’t representative of the world, which may be confusing to people who are hooked into instagram….but she does have big tits…tits she shows off…as often as she can…which I guess is everyday on her social media and once or twice for a magazine or two…and as someone who likes tits, I encourage that.

This is a video that was emailed to me, I assume produced by GALORE and it’s hip enough for a hip guy like me to encourage because it only has 50 views and has been online for 8 days….

I think my shit gets more views than that..and my shit doesn’t have two half naked bitches in it….but I guess no one can be a hero like me…a hero throwing views to a drowning magazine that has street cred…

I mean 53 views in 8 days…and this was in their emailing list….and on their site and social media…wtf….pathetic…

Posted in:Sahara Ray

2015

22

Jan

Kendall Jenner for Estee Lauder of the Day

In the event you are looking for an update on Kendall Jenner and her farce of a modelling career….here it is…

She’s been getting work with major brand Estee Lauder, for what you can assume was a lot of money, because Estee Lauder clearly wants to target young girls, and Kendall has a huge young girl following, thanks to being on TV, friends with all the it-girls, and I guess an it-girl herself….

She’s got bangs, which is really exciting for anyone who has a bang fetish, when I assume anyone reading this site only has a bang fetish when it comes to banging, because your loser ass will fuck anything you can.

She’s also booked Vogue, because Vogue is a print magazine, print magazines are suffering, and use anyone who gets talked about, so that they get talked about is the best marketing strategy…reminding us that everyone are bottom feeding whores, sometimes it just takes a bottom feeding whore to realize that…

Here are the pics…

Here she is for VOGUE – Because she’s a Real Model…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

22

Jan

Jennifer Aniston’s Hollywood Reporter Porn of the day

Jennifer Aniston may be too old to be posing in her lingerie, especially for a magazine like the Hollywood Reporter, that’s not even designed for people to jerk off to, but instead to cover bullshit hollywood things, like why Jennifer Aniston wasn’t nominated for an Oscar, which I can safely say is probably because she’s Rachel from Friends in every single movie she’s ever done, sometimes more comedic, sometimes more sad, but always Rachel from friends, and as Rachel from Friends, she’s become rich and relevant, and this whole trying to break down her image, and be recognized for the actor that she is, is really just her being an egotistical, trying to prove to herself that she’s legit, and I feel like she’s already won, she’s too old to continue this, and the tits are still good enough….maybe it’s time to retire them….and bow out like Ross from friends did…

Either way, here’s her erotica…she’s too old to bed starring in…that’s weird.

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2015

22

Jan

Eva Amurri Martino’s Topless Twitpic of the Day

Back in 2009, Susan Sarandon’s daughter, Eva Amurri, managed to pave her own way, without any help of her mother’s name, landed a role on Californication, where she had a chance to show off THE BIG NATURAL TITS her momma made her….when she wasn’t making Rocky Horror Picture show…

It was the most interesting thing, possibly the only thing, she’s ever done career wise, and I guess it got boring for her, you know that whole acting thing, especially since she has a trust fund and doesn’t need the early wake-up calls, so she went and got married and pregnant a couple of times to fill the void left by having narcissistic parents…

Well, I guess she’s lost the baby weight, and I guess she’s back to her old tricks, because her tits, coupled with her mother’s name, is probably her selling point, but the fact that she takes her shirt off, even if she’s cockteasing by only showing back, is just a reminder of that….and mom or not, I’m into it.

Posted in:Eva Amurri Martino