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2015

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always love running into strippers or escorts I’ve met while drinking and paying them to make their vaginas do a puppet show…during the day…at the grocery store…with their kids…or moms…for some reason, it brings me great joy. The double life, ho pretending to not be a ho…..That happened today. It was a highlight….another highlight…watching a girl get her nipples pierced….by sneaking into a piercing shop and lingering around until they made me leave. Not that you care about me.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Helena Bonham Carter Naked with a Giant TUna
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So Many Hot Asses
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Elisabetta Canalis in Leather…
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Chelsea Handler is Not Pregnant
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Abigail Ratchford is Making Moves
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Family Feud Answer of the Week
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Megan Fox Hot Mom Ass on set
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Slut of the Day
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Emmy Rossum’s Booty Shot
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Walmart Fight!
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Megan Trainor is Super Horney….and Fat.
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Upgraded Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
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Oldest Man in Australia Knits Sweaters for Penguins
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Padma in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift and Kanye are Best Friends Now
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Samantha Hoopes in a See Through Shirt
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50 Year Old Sophie B Hawkins is Knocked Up…Weird
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Charlie Hebdo is Back
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This Cat Doesn’t Care
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Some Cute GIrls
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Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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Hailey Clauson for Beach Bunny
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Stupid Tattoos….
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Jon Stewart’s First Daily Show Appearance
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Vida Guerra’s Big Round Ass
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Playboy Miss Social…
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Claudia Romani Fame Whores for Valentine’s Day
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Miley’s Porn Was Pulled from the Film Fest She Entered it Into
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Rachel McAdam’s Dumpy Ass
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14 Celebs Before they Were Famous
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Lady Gaga Not Dressed like a Freak
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Kevin Hart will Host Some Bieber Roast
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Some Hot Model S Topless
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Pollution in China!
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This Lady Needs a Bigger Car
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Gym Girls
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Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage
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Hannah Davis Dance Video
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X-Tina Whores Her Baby For People Magazine
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ABC Is Turning Uncle Buck into an All Black Cast TV Show
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Clamp them Titties..
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Hot Girls 2 Fingers Deep
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Rainbow Raver Bright and her Butt Plug
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Some Girls Strips in the Convertible
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Panty Masturbation
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Some Busty Chick
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Jessie Andrews and Carter Cruise Go At It
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Tessa Fowler’s Big Boobs
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Face Fitting
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

11

Feb

Helena Bonham Carter Naked with a Tuna of the DAy

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Here’s another naked celeb who probably shouldn’t be naked, since she’s 100 years old, but is naked anyway, because that’s how you generate buzz for your charity of choice – FISHLOVE – that supports protecting the marine environment even though she is “phobic of fish”….

This whole thing reminds me of that viral video of the guy and his friends getting blowjobs from a fish…that I know you all saw and went to the pet store to try to recreate….

I’m just glad there was no fish insertions, and the good news about posing nude with dead fish is the obvious…everyone blames the dead fish for the smell…not the vaginitis from being a dirty fucking used up celebrity…

All this to say…it’s a little too fishy for the amount of labia…

Posted in:Helena Bonham Carter

2015

11

Feb

Pink is Terrifying When Naked of the Day

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I am not alone in thinking that Pink is a man, and that any man who has sex with Pink is into girls who are men. Up on that tranny shit, gateway to homosexuality, not quite a girl, not quite a poofter kick….but maybe people are won over by her angelic voice….I just know that in her 20 year long career…I’ve never jerked off to her…and I’ve jerked off to inanimate objects in my prime…you know things that look like tits or a spread asshole…meaning she really doesn’t speak to me on that level…but as an animal lover, I support her getting naked for PETA, even if PETA is probably just some over-hyped scam….even if I have to look at her grossness that is probably not as gross as some of the things I’ve put my dick in, like that rotting sandwich my shitty roommate left in the fridge just to watch that motherfucker…

All this to say, I’m glad PETA cropped out her testicles.

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2015

11

Feb

Miranda Kerr Topless for “LOVE” of the Day

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Miranda Kerr gets a lot of credit for being the weird faced – ex Victoria’s Secret model, who I heard directly through a friend of a friend who knew her manager that she fucked Justin Bieber and that’s why she got fired. The story broke months after I posted it, because I get all the scoop about people I don’t know or care about….

Well, since Bieber killed her million dollar a year contract, she’s gone onto great things like becoming a billionaires girlfriend….a divorcee…and the face of wonderbra….and now she’s topless in LOVE magazine, like she was Kim Kardashian….what can’t she do…

Here are this pics:

Here’s Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar

It amazes me that people care about her.

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2015

11

Feb

Rosie Tupper’s Naked of the Day

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Rosie Tupper is a young model – who is completely naked for this photoshoot. Which makes her the kind of model everyone should love, since she gets completely naked for photoshoots. I know, it pretty much comes with the territory now. If you want to model, you still get scouted from either the internet or a grocery store, but your agency, instead of pretending you’re a big deal, needs to prove you’re a big deal by getting you a fan base. Pre-Social media, all these girls getting paid 100,000 dollars a day, were all a lie, it was all make belief, now girls need to be instagram famous and the one way for that is TITS!!!

She’s from Australia. Now, thank the internet for turning everyone slutty. Thanks internet.

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2015

11

Feb

“What is Love?” According to Porn Stars of the Day

I think it’s pretty clear…that porn stars know more about love than you do, and by more about love, I mean more about taking random large objects inside them because they have a twisted perspective of what love actually is, or maybe their take on love is more pure, because they fuck a ton of random people for money, on camera, in a studio environment, so that their personal relationships at home are more authentic because they aren’t based on getting double or triple penetrated for 1000 dollars….

I don’t know much, but I find this pretty interesting, especially for Valentine’s Day…the loneliest day of the year for all you lonely fucks.

This video features porn stars:

Kleio Valentien, Nina Elle, Claudia Marie, Karla Kush, Claire Robbins, Alix Lynx, Mercedes Carrera, Riley Reid, Michael Vegas, Dahlia Sky

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2015

11

Feb

Nude Dakota Johnson of the Day

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Dakota Johnson is going to be pretty naked in a couple of days, for the much anticipated by people who have never heard of porno, 50 Shades of Grey, a simple shitty book that has made at least one bored housewife, billions of fucking dollars, all thanks to writing about her fantasies thanks to a boring suburban life. The whole thing is pretty fucking crazy considering the over-sexed world we live in….

She’s the daughter of Melanie Griffith, who was the daughter of the woman in The Birds, and who has rolled through a bunch of men, including her dad Don Johnson, from Miami vice, and this is her big break out role, that was pretty hard to get considering how hooked up her family is….not that that matters….what matters is that if you’re smart, you’ll take your girl to this shit, because despite all the haters out there, girls get horny to this shit, and a horny girl…getting off in a theater to low grade harlequin smut…is still a girl with soaked through panties who wants to relive the excitement on your dick, because it is closest….

It’s like when kids see an action movie and go pretend they are fucking ninjas…only the sex version…

Good times…here’s her ass…that they are leaking…

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2015

11

Feb

Jessica Biel’s Pre-Pregnant Lingerie for Some Movie of the Day

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Jessica Biel is pregnant….but I am going to assume that before she was pregnant, she got a job, because she is Justin TImberlake, the Bieber before Bieber’s wife, and they are pretty connected in this whole entertainment industry, and I guess before she was a N Sync groupie, she had an acting career of her own…and I guess she wants to keep that going, or at least have one last hurrah…titties out in a bra…because she just wants you to know how good she is at getting into her role, because otherwise, she’s just Timberlakes broad shouldered wife who has nothing better to do than fitness in her times of bearding him…

I mean, there was a time when she was on Seventh Heaven and did some sexy shoot and everyone went nuts….in the 90s….a long long time ago..but she’s still got big titties

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2015

11

Feb

Justin Bieber’s Barely Legal Vagina of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is Stephen Baldwin’s daughter who has been fucking Bieber since she was 17, but that he would only be seen with in public when she turned 18, because this is not Canada, and motherfucker could get arrested for that shit, provided her parents weren’t so liberal, self involved, actor types that probably don’t even know who their daughter is, because they are too busy looking at themselves in the mirror, or watching bullshit Flintstones performances he participated in when he got acting work, before drinking his face off and shooting his TV realizing how much of a failure he is…you know typical self involved narcissism that comes with these people, allowing their teenagers to come with people like Biber…

All this to say, she’s a model, trying to be an it girl, rich and connected…and wearing demin…so you can stare at her half brazilian model ass like you were Justin Bieber…something you’ve probably always dreamt of in your weird sexual fantasies you fucking freak.

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin

2015

11

Feb

Creepy W Magazine Editorial of the Day

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Shot by Mert and Marcus, who are seen as some of the top fashion photographers in the industry right now….Featuring models Anna Ewers, Molly Bair, Stella Lucia, Lara Stone and Guinevere Van Seenus…This editorial for W Magazine is creepy as fuck.

There’s not nipples, there’s no vagina, there’s no masturbating to anything, unless you’re into this horror shit…in a sexual way, not in a “i like being creeped out so that the girl I am with has nighmares and I can try to fuck her” sexual, but in a you kill random stray cats to climax kind of sexual…

Either way, I like em.

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