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2015

12

Feb

Anna Ewers for Vogue Germany of the Day

Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, which makes sense because I want to eat her ass…is in the latest issue of Vogue Germany, and apparently, Vogue Germany was low on talent budget this month, so they decided to cast one girl and 3 photographers to get their point across….and the pictures are aright…considering they are fashion photographers and she’s a fucking babe…there is just not enough nudity in them….

My only Vogue Germany story is that in the 80s, I knew a German guy who lived in North America, and he claimed his mom was the Vogue Germany editor, and that he lived in Canada because the day he turned 15, she started fucking him, and it was interfering with his schooling and really his social life, because no one likes the motherfucker, who is literally a motherfucker, and not just any mother fucker…but his own mother fucking…

It was probably a lie…but knowing the history of Germany…and German porn…it’s totally possible, especially if there was scat involved…

Here are the pics.

By Peter Lindbergh:

By Camilla Åkrans:

By Daniel Jackson:

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2015

12

Feb

Dakota Johnson at the 50 Shades of Grey of the Day

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So this 50 Shades of Grey shit is pretty fucking serious. 100 million copies of the book sold. 250 million views of the trailer and apparently…it’s not even that bad of a movie, at least according to some woman I know who is obsessed with the shit and got tickets to see the movie before other people…who would probably have loved it if it was a puppet show being put on in a park by homeless people just to remember that this book is responsible for her first orgasm and she’s in her 50s…

That said, Dakota Johnson plays the innocent girl, something that is probably a stretch for her because I know rich girls and historically, when their moms were slutty rich kids turned actors, they kind of fall into the same train of thought…unless of course she hates her mom and wants nothing to do with that whore life…and only limits her getting naked to movies she stars in to launch her career…

Not that it matters, what matters is how old her face looks…it’s like it has seem some shit..a little too wrinkly for a 20 something…maybe she’s on her mom’s cocaine diet…or maybe she just needs to hydrate..or a nap…lookin’ a bit like she’s been left in the sex dungeon for a week full of starvation, sex slavary and orgasms.either way, here’s some of her cleavage.

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2015

12

Feb

Alena for Treats of the Day

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Her name is Alena. I don’t know where she is from, or what her deal is. I just know that I’ve never felt a love like this before. Her tits are huge, her body is long and lean, her ass amazing…and I feel like she crawled out of my fantasy of what a girl is supposed to look like naked, put her in a studio with stupid lights and let some dude named Igor Oussenko takes pics of her, because my sexual fantasies always end with a girl running off with another dude to get naked.

Via TREATS

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2015

12

Feb

Pole Vaulting with Allison Stokke of the Day

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Okay….so here is Allison Stokke. She is a 25 year old American Pole Vaulter, straight from the mean streets of Newport Beach California…and she’s doing a video for GoPro, that reminds us that track and field, despite being one of the most boring activities to watch, was a whole lot of fun in elementary school…but more importantly, that every once in a while a decent varsity babe excels at one of the track and field sports, whether it is hurdling, or this…and gives people some reason to watch the shit…because athletic women are hot, and this type of athleticism is the Original, Greek Olympics style atleticism, so I guess they matter, even if no one actually gives a fuck, since it isn’t two chicks cage figthing…

Either way…now I know who Allison Stokke is…and that Pole Vaulting exists…and that fit girls are amazing…all thanks to GoPro…the little camera that turned a 20 year old into a billionaire…

Their stock price has already gone up 1 dollar today. Good job Allison Stokke’s tight, flat, toned, stomach.

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2015

12

Feb

Julia Pereira is Amazing of the Day

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My favorite Brazilian model is Julia Pereira , mainly because unlike most of the other Brazilian models, I’m talking Gisele, Alessandra and Izabel Goulart, she looks like an actual girl, and not like a tranny the team at Victoria’s Secret pulled out of the back alley brothel on some sex tourism trip they went on with all their billions of dollars. You know the kind of drunken logic that “hey, tranny models, look almost as good as women, they are tall…and most importantly they don’t get their periods so we can work them all month and not fear dirtying our inventory”….at least that’s the logic I like to think created Gisele…

Not that we even need to worry about those washed up, way too rich for their own good, played out Brazilian models…because we got Julia in the building, and by building I mean internet…so the world needs to pay attention to this one…in her wet white shirt #nonipples.

pics by @rpenna

Posted in:Julia Pereira

2015

12

Feb

Bregje Heinen Does True Romance for a Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a little Bregje Heinen in some photoshoot where she’s channeling the movie True Romance, which for anyone over 35 is one of those movies they hold near and dear to their hearts. It was one of Tarantino’s first movies, and Tony Soprano beats the fuck out of Rosanna Arquette, while Christian Slater….fuck I don’t remember the movie at all, I am more inspired by real life, but I remember in the 90s every mother fucker talked about this shit, it was a big deal…..

So why not get some dutch model in her early 20s, 20 years later, to recreate it because we have no ideas….

Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette while sucking a dick would sound as she clears her diseased throat for your load….”bregje”…but substantially hotter…I mean just check out all the posts I’ve written about her SHITTY NAME, Set to Hot Model Pics ….

I prefer this slow motion video she put out on her instagram

A video posted by Bregje Heinen ???? (@bregjeheinenn) on Feb 11, 2015 at 9:59pm PST

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2015

12

Feb

Naked Man in a Convenience Store and Other Vides of the Day

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How To Steal a Car Using a Truck

Shirtless Dude Losing his Shit on a Plane

Road Rage Dude Punches Out Car Window

A Man with an Axe in his Shoulder

Chicago Public High School Lunch Room

Bus Fight!

Naked Man on the Highway

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

12

Feb

Katy Perry Throwback Thursday Stage Dive of the DAy

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I feel a little bad for Katy Perry. Not only is she thick as fuck, we’re talking a very very big girl with a big belly….which is totally unacceptable for her job. She’s also someone who can’t maintain a relationship, who probably goes through life surrounded by people yet feels so alone, because the fun thing about fame is that it alienates you from the world…and that’s why all these crazy people are fucking addicts…but then you realize they are just a bunch of rich as fuck whiners, so let them be miserable in their good fortune…assholes…

But more importantly, I feel bad for the people Katy Perry is jumping up during a 2008 stage dive, because this video just resurfaced, and it is so fucking good, the best throwback thursday ever…in terms of Katy Perry Stage Diving….I mean I am sure there are a lot better ones…

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2015

12

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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50 Shades of Grey is coming out…and every middle aged women is ready to cum herself…thanks to it helping them find the clit and massaging it.

I know people who have already seen it, loved it and figured the next step in getting girls to send me pussy pics is to really step up my romance novel writing skills.

So this is what I’ve been sending people so far:

I want our first date to be couples therapy….then I want to try fisting you.

#Romance

Here are some morning links…

Kim Kardashian is Disgusting…Talking About Her Big Pussy, Being Rich…the fucking Worst..
GO

Conan at the Korean Spa
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Girls who Aren’t in Bras
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Rita Ora only has 4 Lines in 50 Shades
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Charlie Sheen Defends Brian WIlliams
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Random Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Rumer Willis Tiny Skirt
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San Francisco Public Transit is Exposing People to Measles
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Angelina Jolie and her Army
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Pole Vaulting with a Babe
GO

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2015

12

Feb

JWoww’s New Tits of the Day

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Here’s some classy as fuck JWoww, who still exists and more importantly is out showing off her new implants, because you need to get implant upgrades every so many years, and I guess she’s at the turning point in every hookers life, who is now old enough to have her another set of tits….fascinating stuff…that is really just ridiculous…especially since she is in a corset…as moms should…

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