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2015

09

Feb

Jessica Alba’s Fitness of the Day

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I am amazed every time I see a mom and I don’t want to throw the fuck up.

You know, normally I look at moms and think, some shit has gone through their pussies, not to mention, that has destroyed their pussies, and really all of their bodies, not to mention that shit is some serious fucking baggage, and unless she’s got a drug addiction and the state has taken the kid from her, it’s always going to be an annoying topic of conversation if you were to ever get involved with her…

But with Jessica Alba, I want to sniff those panties, eat that afterbirth, fucking rub that mom pussy on my face until it squirts out another fucking baby…or whatever…anything…she’s tight as fuck…even if her pussy is not…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2015

09

Feb

The Grammys Happened Last Night of the Day

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I got so fucked up at a Grammy Party, that I snuck into….and it turns out that Katy Perry was large as fuck, but nice, so I am a fan now…Taylor Swift was seducing me while running around with some dude, and Miley Cyrus, in her little skimpy shorts was grinding up on Madonna, who at 100 fucking years old, was in a corset with massive tits,clearly trying to eat Miley Cyrus’ youth…but it was open bar…so I was ok…

That said, I hate these bullshit awards, no one should be into, because it is just a distraction from what is actually important…and the only thing of value that comes with the Grammys is open fucking bar.

Oh Rita Ora was there also, I thought she was Kelly Osbourne….here are some highlights of the Grammys:

Some Arianna Grande Cuz She Fucks Black Dudes..

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Fuck Iggy Azaela..

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Katy Perry is Thick and Amazing…

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Bad jokes are ok with pussy definition Kristin Wiig…

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Madonna is 100 years Old….or 80 years too old for this outfit…

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Miley is Amazing….

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Nicki Minaj Tits….

The 57th Annual GRAMMY Awards

The 57th Annual GRAMMY Awards

The 57th Annual GRAMMY Awards

The 57th Annual GRAMMY Awards

Taylor Swift….

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2015

09

Feb

Drunk Chicks Fighting…and Other Videos of the Day

Dolphin Abuse at Marineland

Drugs are Bad….

Frozen Lake Ski

Big Girl Gets Mad

Man Caught Jerking Off at the Mall

McDonald’s Worker Gets Fired…and Mad

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2015

09

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I got so excited about the Grammys that I forgot to update the site…

But I am here now..so get ready for it…

I mean i could say I was fucking Madonna up the ass at a Grammy party…

Ok…I’ll say I was fucking Madonna up the Ass at a Grammy party…

Here are some morning Links…

I hate my life…

Madonna at the Grammys
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Barbie Was at the Grammys
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Charges Dropped for the Times Square Spiderman
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Marine on the Dance Floor
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A bunch of people at the Grammys
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Joanna Krupa and her Side Boob
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Accidental Topless Model of the Day
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This Cat Really Wants to Go Outside
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Joan Rivers 28 Million Dollar House…
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Today in Thigh Gap…
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Padma in a Bikini!
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2015

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the DAy

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The failed sext of the day has been: “Feed me with your pussy, like you would feed a starving African baby you see in a back alley on your African Safari vacation you’ve been saving up for the last 3 years and finally got to take.”….you can interchange African Safaris with pretty much any situation a kid would be starving…intercity crackhouse, central american villiage, the trailer park…whatever….you just need to try to tap into their emotional side and theoretically you’re in…but to date…that theory hasn’t been proven, and girls just find me weird…but I’ll keep trying…I can’t let them bring me and my bad sexting down…I need to believe in myself…like I believe in you…which is not very much…I am going to go drink now…It’s the weekend.

Here are some stepLINKS at 6 am – because I’m a raver….

Girls in Yoga Pants
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Miley’s New Tattoo
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Fame Whore – Bikini Ass
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Bobby Brown Won’t Pull the Plug
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Netflix is Doing a Legend of Zelda Show
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Kristen Stewart – Full Dyke
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Shaina Shaik Lingerie Pics
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Pia Mia – Very Popular Slut
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Mila Kunis Candids
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Girls And Their Mirror Selfies
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Bobby Brown’s Sister Got into a Bottle Fight at the Hotel…Because Fighting for your Niece’s money before she is dead is Classy
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Rosamund Pike’s Legs
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Dirt Bike Dog
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Imogen Thomas in a One Piece
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Weird -Possibly Crotchless Upskirt Pic
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Genevieve Morton Big Tits
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Rumer Willis Looks Hot as Fuck
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Strangers Save Dog
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Dianna Agron Legs…
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Sucked into the Storm Drain
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Charli XCX Cleavage
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Emily Ratajkowski at some Grammy Event
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Beiber and Ellen Porn
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Victoria Justice at an Event
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Casey Batchelor in a Pink Bikini
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Kelly Brook Fat Legs
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50 Shades of Boring as Fuck
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Brian Williams is a Liar
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Amber Heard Round-Up to Celebrate her Marriage
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18 year old hick and his 13 year old girl go on a Raping Spree
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Dildo in Her As
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The Biggest Natural Tits Ever
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A Girl and Her Horse Cock
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Big Tit Hula Hoop
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THis Guy Jus tFucked Himself
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Slut of the Day
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Underwater Nudity
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Vagina Infection of the DAy
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Webcam Teen and her 14 Inch Dildo
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Don’t Let an Anal Prolapse Stop You
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THrowback Penthouse Dominatrix Issue
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Extreme Booty
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Hot Ass Fingers
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Cam Sluts cuz We Love Sluts
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

07

Feb

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Erotica for Love Magazine of the DAy

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I felt like I kept Kim Kardashian on the top of the site long enough, so why not throw up the new generation Kardashian, the younger, skinnier, richer, brattier one who is just as self involved, narcissistic, ridiculous and hungry for attention, doing some low level erotica with lesbian it girl, thanks to having all the right friends, and it isn’t really hot, or interesting, or fun…but I guess…it’s still worth looking at and possibly question why you would care or why you would jerk off to this, as you’re supposed to to fashion shoots, but I wouldn’t invest that much energy into it…just look at it and move along…neither of these twats are that great…

Here’s the shitty scissioring…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

06

Feb

Kim Kardashian Naked for a Magazine of the Day

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Just yesterday…a wise man….wrote:

It amazes me that Kim Kardashian’s new found talent is selling magazines by getting naked.

More importantly, it amazes me that the general public is interested or buying into Kim Kardasahian getting naked in magazines to go viral, even though she is a fucking virus, one so bad it’s killing off our youth…

It’s like they don’t remember that when she was 25 she filmed a sex tape / porn, and you can see her getting railed by black dude…you can google that shit and see her actually naked…when she was younger and prettier…less damaged and fat….with a different kind of desperation that was appealing not just greedy and disgusting…

I mean she’s old as fuck now, sure I approve of everyone getting naked in pictures….it’s not a big deal…but I don’t understand why this one. is one people care about…based on everything she’s done to get to this level…She’s the fucking worst.

The fact is that she doesn’t need to be doing this nudity shit, she’s a mom now, filled with plastic surgery and disgusting…10 years later…and people like seeing it…who the fuck cares..but apparently everyone cares..

I like to think it is because they think of her as a public restroom that has been fucked so many times and is just running the best scam in modern hitory…the Tila Tequila that worked out…and people are into her naked because naked is awesome, even when it is gross, because you can point and laugh…

So here she is being “artistic” and fashion, instead of just fading the fuck out…and your interest in this Barnyard animal..is the real problem here…

Here are the pics..it’s all a dumpy and disgusting joke…

Here’s More

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

06

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Naked With Snake of the DAy

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People are so excited about these Jennifer Lawrence posing with a snake for Vanity Faire, ripping off a picture by Richard Avedon, that they’ll call a tribute, but that I call having no ideas of their own…

I guess people don’t realize that with a little google action, you can probably find her butthole from her leaked pics…pics that turned her from a boring overrated actress to someone I appreciate..thanks to the basic getting naked in selfies to either send people she fucks to jerk off to….or because that’s just what slutty girls with too much time on their hands do…and either way..she had great tits in those pics.and I guess still does….and this is how they look according to Vanity Fair.

I’m drunk.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2015

06

Feb

Bieber and Ellen Make Out With Each Other of the Day

Ellen and Justin Beiber decided to come up with the lesbian prank of them both making out in a bathroom stall…because that’s just the way lesbians fuck….and everyone is freaking out about it, like it’s a wild and crazy thing…but what they should be freaking out about is the fact that Justin Bieber and Ellen look the fucking same…it’s like they are interchangeable and this is a masturbation scene…and I don’t know if it is worse for Ellen to look like a Tween boy…or for a Tween boy to look like a seasoned Lesbian in her 50s…but I do know that whatever going on here in this video..is the devil’s work…and freaking me the fuck out…

Posted in:Ellen

2015

06

Feb

Charli XCX Grabbing At Her Tits of the Day

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Charli XCX is a new…..up and coming star…and I have never heard any of her music, but I like that she’s playing the edgy hipster who doesn’t give a fuck…you know the performing artist who puts on some sexual show involving her grabbing at her tits…while making possessed by a demon, as if she was sent here from the gates of hell to win over the fucking world through song….and I figure the more naked, slutty a performer is, the more interesting she is to try to jerk off to..

Either way, Charli XCX is on the map…and I like how she handles herself…like a true lady.

Someone make a GIF

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