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2015

19

Jan

Karmen Pedaru Nipple for Francesco Scognamiglio of the Day

Here name is KARMEN PEDARU

She is Estonian. She is a model who shows her tits.

This is her campaign for some ridiculously named designer “Francesco Scognamiglio”, who even with his ridiculous name, probably should have gone with something a little shorter…whether it is his name or not…I mean Americans won’t buy into something so Italian, it is against their racist core…that only like Italians for pizza…and I guess the Sopranos..

However, he clearly knows more than I do about these things, because he’s the one I’m writing about, and not the other way around, but I guess in my defence, I am just celebrating that finally, a clothing brand, is using a model willing to show tits, showing her tits…

It’s this kind of creative direction Victoria’s Secret needs to get into

Posted in:Karmen Pedaru

2015

19

Jan

Danica McKellar in a Bikini of the Day

Danica McKellar was one of those girls who kinda threw me off when I was younger. She was the Topanga before Topanga…who was positioned as a love interest in a show that was influential on teen boys everywhere…and in both cases I was like they’re not all that, maybe I’m a homo, but then there would be secondary characters on both Savage Brother shows and I’d be like, nope, I’m not a homo, I just have actual taste while all these other dudes just eat what they are fed with no fucking thought put into it…even at a young age, I knew when a bitch was overrated…over celebrated…and I guess now that she’s 40 and in a bikini…you can see what I always saw in Winnie Coooper, whether she’s a math genius or not, that face isn’t anything great…and I guess her career, even with all that hype may prove that…but ya know..I always like bikini pics…even when they are 20 years too late.

Posted in:Danica McKellar

2015

19

Jan

Dead Kennedy’s Concert Picture of the Day

So the punk band Dead Kennedy’s had a concert and this girl decided to let some dude eat her out on stage while the band performed…If you consider the Dead Kennedy’s the Dead Kennedys without Jello Biafra….

Despite hating large gatherings of people, I’ve been to punk shows, I used to go to a lot of punk shows, I am sure I’ve seen so much fucking worst than this, but it was pre internet, I was on drugs and drunk, so I don’t remember…same thing goes for raves, I have been to raves, and saw equally ridiculous shit….and music festivals…people get fucked up and take advantage of the audience to be wild and crazy and get caught up in the moment…but I guess I’m old as fuck, don’t leave my house, and it was pre-internet…and didn’t go viral on reddit…but it does now…thank god for that…

I guess this couple was too drunk to fuck….

Posted in:Events

2015

19

Jan

Genesis Rodriguez for Esquire Mexico of the Day

When I first saw these Genesis Rodriguez for Esquire Mexico, because Spanish speaking people, love Spanish speaking people who make it in any capacity in the mainstream media, I just assumed she was an instagram whore, or one of those latina hip hop music video girls from Miami, and I ignored…

Then I saw her at the Golden Globes so I looked her up and I was only half right about this Genesis Rodriguez, because she is from Miami, but instead of being some ratchet stripper who fucks rappers after her shift and gets to gold dig, her mom did the gold digging first and landed some Venezualan celebrity….allowing her to grow up as a little rich girl…who has decided to follow daddy’s career, because it’s easy, especially with such a huge hispanic community in America, who don’t work…making her great for a Soap Opera…like Days of Our Lives…

Oh wait…the story just got better…thanks wikipedia:


In 2004, Rodriguez (then 16 years old) was involved in an underage sex scandal with her Prisionera co-star Mauricio Islas, who was then 30 years old and married.[4] The case was settled out of court, allowing Islas to avoid jail time, with Rodriguez being awarded millions of dollars in a large payout from Telemundo.[4]

Fuck Daddy’s money and instead fuck 30 year old celebrities when you are 16 and illegal in Florida, but not in Canada or Mexico…where Islas was probably from…clever little half naked harlot…

Posted in:Genesis Rodriguez

2015

19

Jan

Kate Upton for Manic Magazine of the Day

Some obscure magazine, that I don’t actually think is an actual magazine, called Manic Magazine, put out some pics of Kate Upton, and anyone who knows anything about Kate Upton will tell you that she’s an exhibitionist slut who loves to fuck everyone, but more importantly, they’ll tell you she’s fucking fat, disgusting, a monster and has no business being a model, but the companies use her and try to rebuild her in post production, because she’s hugely popular, her tits gets hits and action for them, and it’s worth paying photoshoppers to work on her…

So either these pics are very fucking old, or very fucking doctored…but they are in no way representative of Kate Upton…but I’ll post them anyway, because people love this bitch.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2015

19

Jan

Amber Rose Rockin’ a Subtle Bikini of the Day

This is what I call Ho Rolls…because this is how a ho rolls…you see I’m not so quick to call a girl I hooker, I just think that hooking is an engrained and innate female ability to use her sexuality to get things, whether those things are cash money, jobs, or even a loving husband with a good stable job…it all stems from their use of their vagina, and last I checked the dictionary, it was prostitution, but it’s really just being a girl…

That said, so girls are more ho than other hoes, and this ho Divorcee getting back on the wagon of the exploitative Ho train, meaning now that she’s done with the one rapper she got knocked up with, she needs to get some attention to get a new one, because she’s used to the life…and without the buzz around her no one will care…and the best way to do that is with a subtle bikini in the least subtle way…and I’m all for that behavior..babies or not…it’s good…

She’s hanging with some chick named Blac Chyna, who seems up to her level of ho…showing nipples by the pool for attention…hey it’s better than stripping…

TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER AND SOME OTHER HOOKER TYPE IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Amber Rose

2015

19

Jan

Drunk Girl Bombing the Male Strip Club and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Ratchet Fight

Yonkers New York Car VS Ice

Pigeon Does Backflips

Redneck Ho Down

Karaoke Beat Down…

Bike Fail of the Day

PETA Protestors

Pickin’ Her Nose and Eating It

The Dude who Trashes His Underwear…

Flaming Vodka Fail

Insane Bike Getting Slammed By a Car Video…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

19

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When you’re an obese hermit, trapped in a shit hole apartment with an even more obese woman, during the deep Canadian freeze, you have little options but to sit on your phone all day, since you don’t move and don’t own a TV, playing on TINDER talking to gems sucking on dildos…..maybe I just attract a weird crowd…who eventually add me on snapchat – drunkenstepdad – where they show me their vaginas…so many vaginas…and even one getting fucked up the ass video…which makes all the unsolicited dick pics worth it…

Here are some morning links…

Christina Aguilera’s Pimpin Out Her Daughter…
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Woman Fakes her Own Death to Break Up With Someone
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Girls Got Some Legs
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Lindsay Lohan’s Doing a Superbowl Commercial
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Plastic Ball Prank
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Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples
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David Guetta Maintains Scam That he is an Actual Artist…
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Pull Up Dance
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Tom Hardy Drops Out of Suicide Squad
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Johnny Depp is a French Pirate
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A Man Posted Live Updates on his Wife’s Cheating On Reddit
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Some Girls in Selfies…
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Redneck VS Industrial Aircompressor
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

If you want to have a good time this weekend wherever you are…by bringing the DrunkenStepfather fun with you…anywhere your shitty existence goes…add:


snapchat: stepgirls

To your snapchat…because we have girls getting naked on that shit all fucking day and night every fucking day and night…because the future is snapchat and it makes me feel like sucking at life isn’t that bad…when there are naked girls participating in your 10 year strong internet movement…no one cares about..except for naked girls participating in it…

That said…thanks to the interent…we don’t need to leave the house anymore…not that I ever did…and we can devote our lives to jerking off all day….boners everywhere…

Here are stepLINKs….

Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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Taylor Swift Feeds Underage Girls Booze
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Naked Woman Crashes Stage
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Gwyneth Paltrow Says MDMA is the Best Drug She’s Done
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Baby Holding Dad Puts Pants On with No Hands
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Mariah Carey’s Got No Upper Lip
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Jennifer Aniston – Braless
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Angelina Jolie Nipples Even Though Her Tits Were Amputated
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Britney Spears Leaves a Dance Studio
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More Angelina Jolie in a Silver Dress
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Dancing Super Market Cow
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Hooters 2015 Bullshit
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Kimberly Garner Hot Body in a Bikini
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Christina Milian Hard Nipples
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Nina Agdal’s Panty Flash
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Price is Right Fail….
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Girls in Mirror Selfies…
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Fame Whore of the Day
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ALessandra Ambrosio in the Parking Lot
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The Most Egregious 2015 Oscar Nomination Snubs
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Claudia Schiffer…Long LEgs…
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Lookin Down Shirts….
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The Most Insane Conspiracy Theories About Hollywood Awards
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Gisele’s Legs Promoting Bullshit
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Elisha Cuthbert is Thick as Fuck
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More Pics of Joanna Krupa in a Bikini
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Whenever I feel Sadness I Look at Lena Dunham Pasties
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Cat Plays Peek-a-Boo
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Amateur Bank Robber of the Day
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Katy Perry Says She’s Not Beyonce
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Miley Masturbates on Camera
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Some GIrls in Lingerie
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Some Allison Brie
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Howard Stern Interview
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Medicated Britney
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Charlie XCX Fishnets
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Jehane Gigi Paris Tits…
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Carmen Electra is a DJ
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Rachel Stevens Hot Dancing
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini
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January Jones Says “Men Should Serve Women Instead of Acting Like Little Bitches With Vaginas”
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Pornstar Tells a Joke of the Day
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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The Girl Who Pisses on the Bus
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Ginger Freak of the DAy
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Topless at the Tennis Club
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Topless Fame Whore of the Day
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Skinny Dip at the Beach
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Sexy Beach Day
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Cam Girl at the Public Library
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Public Peeing of the Day
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The Naked Babes from Marco Polo
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Hot Masturabating girl of the Day
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Hot Babes You’d Never Expect Fucking…Fucking…Because they are Czech….
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

16

Jan

Miley Cyrus’ Pictures of the Day

It isn’t a day…without a Miley Cyrus picture in it…So here is the Miley Cyrus picture of the day her bending into a car like a street hooker…because she’s a hooker…not that I like to call girls hookers…and I love hookers…but sometimes girls choose to be hookers…like Miley…and that is magical…enough…

These are less interesting than….her V Magazine Porno Polaroid Nudes…or the pic of her FINGERING HERSELF IN SHORTS


TO THE V MAGAZINE NUDES in the Forum
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus