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2015

21

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My first tinder friend that I know of has contracted herpes thanks to using Tinder, because in case you didn’t know, no one uses condoms anymore, they are for sick people in the 80s, and this sexed up, porn influenced generation fuck everyone…so it was bound to happen…but still shitty for her…

What is even more shitty, is that she sent me a video the night she thinks she got it or the night she gave it to another guy…of her having raw sex with a motherfucker…not because she ever sent me videos of her fucking before…but because of some weird cosmic fate…or coincidence…so we can forever watch and reference that video as pre-herp…

Let it be a lesson to all you tinders…use condoms…herpes hurt….

Here are some links…in the morning.

Jessie J Sings With her Mouth Closed for Harvey Weinstein with Graham Norton
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Sophia Loren Porn
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Conan Interviewed Archer
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Amber Rose on a Jet Ski in a Thong is Unhygienic
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How to Make Perfect Bacon
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Girls Holding Cameras….While Half Naked
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Iggy Azalea’s Butt Cheek
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Mario Lopez Lost His Virginity at 12
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Hilary Swank’s Man SKin
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Driver Hits Slow Motion Train
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Car Selfies.
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits.
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Paris Hilton Cougar!
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100 Million Dollar NYC Apartment
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

20

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I heard that facebook is worth 226 Billion dollars today…which is coincidentally my first day of my 7 day ban….which has doubled as an opportunity for me to remember that I don’t give a fuck about facebook or what people are saying or posting on facebook, and it’s just a platform for bored people to spy on other bored people… a waste of fucking time for someone as anti social as me…so they can take away my rights, but I am definitely not addicted….

snapchat on the other hand drunkenstepdad(add me)….is all pussy all the time and even if it disappears forever…I love the 4-10 seconds I get to stare at it…

all this to say..fuck facebook…while I try to fuck girls on snapchat….even though smashing a phone against my dick doesn’t feel good.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Greg Plitt – The Idiot Fitness Dude – Died Trying to Outrun a Train of a Gangster Fitness Video Clip – Idiot
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Australian Painter Paints with his Penis
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Slut of the Day
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Rat Hates Broccoli
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Big Cleavage….
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Kayslee Collins is Topless
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Lindsay Lohan Big Tits…
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Amber Rose Wears a Tiny Pink Thong
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Rachel Bilson Mom Tits
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Beyonce Paparazzi Bending Over…
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Julia Pereira is Amazing….
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Katie Holmes Action
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Paris Hilton’s 18 Year Old Boyfriend
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Amber Rose See Through Bikini
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Kate Hudson in Short Shorts….
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Kristen Stewart Wants to be an Superhero
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The First Walking Dead Trailer
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Rihanna Eating Fries
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Fergie in Jeans….
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Bieber Offered 2 Million Dollars to Do Gay Porn
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Jennfier Lopez is Not a Cougar
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Emmy Rossum in Leggings
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Ronaldo’s New Girlfriend
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Supermodel Ass!
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Amanda Peet Topless…
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Looking Good Sweetheart – Nicole Eggert
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Paris Sues Fox
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Bai Ling in a Bikini…
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Mario Lopez is the Grand Marshal Miami Beach Gay Pride 2015
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Taylor Swift Legs…
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Christina Milian’s Strong Calves
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Kim Kardashian Tits of the DAy
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Hilary Swank Naked for Magazine…
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Bieber is Getting His Own Comedy Central Roast….
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Dude with Rod Stuck in His Head
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Girls in Sports Bras….
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Gemma Arterton’s Titties!
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The Full J.Lo for Complex Feature
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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Patriotic Titty Flash
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Hot Girl Wrapped in Ribbob
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Hot Girls’s Insane Vagina Skill
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Silly Asian Girl Puts On a Show as she Busts in her Face
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Dude Sticking Dead Rat in his Hairy Ass is Strange
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I Love This Drunk Girl Stripping
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Czech Girls Fucking….
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GREEK NIPPLES!
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Best Massage EVER
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So Many Girls Wanking in Public
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

20

Jan

Sarah Stephens in Agent Provocateur of the Day

I hate catalog bikini and lingerie pics, no matter what model they use, I find them boring as fuck….regardless of whether I want to impregnate Sarah Stephens or not….catalog pics suck….but I get they pay the bills…

What I don’t hate is that Agent Provocateur, I’ve been a fan for a long time, not because I wear lingerie, but because I like girls in Lingerie…and this is a lingerie company that represents what lingerie is supposed to be…it was created by the manager of the Sex Pistol’s son, that has unlike Victoria’s Secret, has put style into their lingerie, you know making it semi erotic like it was the 1900s and imported from france…now this may not mean anything to you, because you have no taste, but it means something to girls and gives them fem boners, because it’s erotic and not trashy…doesn’t matter…

What does matter is that they don’t photoshop out nipples or pussy – and show off what the product actually looks like…something the Christian friendly evil corporation doesn’t do…and for that…we celebrate…Sarah Stephens, who was a VS Model in 2008, at 18, showing her nipples.

Posted in:Sarah Stephens

2015

20

Jan

Cara Delevingne Topless on a Balcony of the Day

Here’s a little old school Paparazzi raping the privacy of a model who is probably nude all the time and who has probably been topless for her work but I am too busy to look into her archive footage, because Cara Delevingne is overrated, retard faced looking, overpaid rich kid who just happens to have the right friends, making the media think that she matters, and I guess that means she does matter…because the media owns our minds..

Now even if she called the paparazzi and staged this for some sold school paparazzi privacy raping vibe…it still speaks to me on an emotional level of a time when the paparazzi matter.


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Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2015

20

Jan

J.Lo Hard Nipple Does Complex of the Day

I think J.Lo aka Jennifer Lopez….is a fucking scam. I think her celebrity is really based on positioning and timing, but I guess it always is, the 90s were good to he and marketing to a demographic in the population that didn’t really speak english, using the fact that she was representing their dreams…worked…but it’s 25 years later, she’s old as fuck and a mom, yet still rockin’ a decent enough body, but probably one too old to be dressed half naked, with hard mom nipples in a leotard…but she’s all about drawing attention to herself, it makes her more money than God, it gets her noticed, and people care…and I guess she’s still hot…I mean we’ve seen enough of her on this promo tour for whatever movie she’s been promoting..she’s fucking everywhere…and whether I think she’s a trashy, washed up, or annoying doesn’t take away the fact that my friends over at COMPLEX got what I would consider the best pics of her ever…but I am biased because Complex are the best…and in terms of J.Lo, these are fucking hot…and I may even break the internet…because if Kim Kardashian’s bare ass that did porn can go viral…so can J.Lo, who has real fames hard nipples…I believe…

Visit COMPLEX

Posted in:J.Lo

2015

20

Jan

RIP Page 3 and their Glamour Models’ Girls of the Day

So the UK Sun, has decided with the rest of the world, that Glamour Models are a waste of fucking low quality time, and giving them attention is really just helping strippers expand their clientele, while increasing their hourly “Lap Dance Rate”…and occasionally landing an unwanted pregnancy, or high profile athlete husband…or even a Rolling Stone…right Katia Ivanova??!?

Today was the first day that Page 3 didn’t post topless Glamour models…

It’s been 44 years of topless Glamour models…a feature invented by Rupert Murdoch….that had hater feminists were fighting becasue women are more than just breasts, and Page 3 for the last 44 years didn’t agree…and I’m sure those uptight, nazi-like oppresssive censors are pretty happy to know they have won…because they have decided to end the feature, because I guess tits are old news, or maybe advertisers don’t like tits, or maybe we can find tits anywhere we look like the Internet…and there is no place for it in a newspaper…

It’s still fucking weak behavior…giving into the evil activists…

That said, we have been fans of the Page 3 girls for the last 10 years, or 25% of their existence, we even have an extensive 3 year archive in the stepFORUM ….

Cheesy or not, it’s the end of an era, we like tits, and here are some pics…to remember the good times…before these assholes backed down for the freedom they represented all for Ad Dollars…

So no more boobs in your paper….Boycott the UK SUN!!!!!….

Here’s a bunch of their tits, in some really shitty photoshoots…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Boycott the UK SUN!!!!!…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2015

20

Jan

Kim Kardashian Instagram Whorin’ of the Day

Kim Kardashian decided to post a picture of her, a mom and a pornstar, whoring for her social media with Boots with the fur….something that her troll ass could have done without wearing boots…thanks to being a troll…something she calls being Armenian…something I call being short, dumpy and hairy…

It amazes me that she doesn’t just exist, but that the mainstream love her, all after getting railed by a black dude who wasn’t even famous on video…

If only every white girl I know who fucks black dudes had that happen to them…the world would be full of Kim Kardashians…and I guess if you leave the house and go to cheesy clubs, you’ll see that there are a lot of people trying to be her….and the whole thing is so weird…because she’s the fucking devil…lame as fuck…and why the fuck would anyone want any of that…blame the media.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

20

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini of the Day

I guess full of shit Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t really follow the advice on her full of shit website on HOW TO GET A SLIMMER WAIST …because she just poses for the pictures…and doesn’t actually follow any of her lies…she just puts them out there to make money and have what she thinks is purpose…

That said, I don’t hate Gwyneth Paltrow, I think she’s entertaining and knows exactly what she’s doing…but is rich and famous enough to do it…I am all for scams…that idiots buy into…I do hate Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini…

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via LaineyGossip

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow

2015

20

Jan

Australian Sex Workers by Artprovocative of the Day

His name is @artprovocative . He is an Australian-based photographers, and he just sent me in a bunch of pictures of some Australian sex workers that he took, and as much as I like Sex Workers, because they are people just trying to get ahead, like everyone else, only they are more honest about using their sex to do it, unlike all these other bitches who know they are hoes but pretend they aren’t….making them more amazing…especially when in these amazing pics…

So check out his TUMBLR ….for more.

Posted in:Photos

2015

20

Jan

Aurelia Gliwski in Skinny Campaign of the Day

Aurelia Gliwski is a model in some campaign for something called Skinny, which works for me because she’s hot…skinny and most important, her name is Oral….

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Aurelia Gliwski