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2015

09

Jan

Bella Thorne Does Cosmo of the Day

Bella Thorne is 17. People are going nuts for her. The blogs are written about her. People care, or maybe her family and management are just good at positioning her, because stage parents have a way with exploiting their golden child as aggressively as possible…making her a hot commodity.

Here she is in Cosmo and this is her time, because historically, American based perverts always give girls who are on the cusp of 18 extra attention because of the whole illegal to have sex with, even though she’ll look exactly the same in 9 months when she turns 18, it’s a matter of principal that now is the time to sexualize her, because after 18, it’s just boring ike this pics in Comsmo…

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2015

09

Jan

Louise by Cece Young of the Day

Her name is Louise. I don’t think she really matters, in the grand scheme of thing, but so important right here, right now….because all women matter…not just because she is shot with a wet white t-shirt….or maybe because she is shot with a wet white t-shirt…because it brings back as many memories of wet t-shirt events at shitty college parties where people like you were seeing the only set of tits you’d see all week…pre-internet porn…while the jocks were prepping a gang rape….the good old days….

These are shot by Cece Young and they are awesome….

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2015

09

Jan

Melanie Ribbe for Galore of the Day

I don’t know who Melanie Ribbe is, and I can’t really be bothered to look her up. It is Friday and I am getting motion sickness looking at my computer due to this hangover that I guess has been building up the last 20 years and just fucking hit…or maybe I just drank too much…but I’ll argue that you can never drink too much…you just gotta keep drinking…but that has nothing to do with this Melanie Ribbe, who I guess matters enough for people to take pics of her, which isn’t saying much since it is the me-generation with Instagram and everyone has pics taken of themselves like they matter, but her ass in a skimpy white bikini bottom is enough for me to stare…it always is!!

Via GALORE

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2015

09

Jan

Jessica Alba is in a Bikini of the Day

In the event that you are living in the past, and you probably are, because you have nothing going on in the present, and no prospects for the future, and the only thing that was good was the glimmer of hope your life wouldn’t be like this 10 years ago, which at the time wasn’t the glory days, but in these times is…

Then you’ll appreciate your crush, Jessica Alba, who has gone on to make hundreds of millions of dollars, with this ass, thanks to shitting out a couple of babies, destroying her vagina, a small price to pay for the benjamins….in a bikini…posing with Cocktail shrimp.


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2015

09

Jan

How to Make a Girl Stop Crying and Other Videos of the DAy

The Woman Who Pretends the 100 Dollars Was Hers

Surfing Dog

Sledgehammer!

Unhappy Cat

Brazilian Upskirt Cat Fith

Airplane Landing of the DAy

Drunk Driver of the Day

Swimming in Wine in Japan

Backflip Fail of the DAy

Hotel Lobby Peeing…

Slaugherhouse Fun of the DAy

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

09

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just spent the better part of the morning trying to convince a girl to take a picture of her vagina on public transit…

I lost…But in a small way I feel like I’ve won…because even having that conversation is more magical than not…

I guess what I am saying is that I love sluts…

Here are some morning links…

Before and After Bieber for Calvin Klein
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World’s Best Trampoline Tricks
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Girls With Dark Hair and Light Eyes
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Sia Apologizes for Shia LeBoeuf Rape Dance….
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Cara Santana LEaving the Gym
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Lena Dunham Does Pictionary – Unfortunately – Doesn’t Kill Herself
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73 Questions with Victoria Beckham
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Gigi Hadid is the New Kate Upton
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Ellie Goulding Hits the Gym
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The Guy COmbined 6 Hit Songs
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Kelly Brook is Fat
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Car Selfies are Better than Carl Selfies
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Emily Blunt in a Tight Dress
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How to Hack Spray Bottles to Work Upside Down
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

08

Jan

stepLINKS of the DAy

Everyone is freaking out about the democratic right of freedom of speech and freedom of the press being attacked when a newspaper in France was terrorized, when I am freaking out that if you’re going to kill anyone for their use of freedom of speech, it should be a Kardashain..

That said…I am more into Abortion selfies…they are the future, thanks to no college girls wearing condoms…while fucking 20 dudes a month…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Angelina Jolie VS the Pope
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Charisma Carpenter Topless
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Stephen Hawking Visited Underage Hooker Island….
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Local News “Salute a Cop” Fail
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Girls with No Bras On ….
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Laura Cremaschi in a One Piece
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Taylor Swift Wants Leo Herpes
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Emily Blunt Old and Broken
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Braless Girl of the Day
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Bella Thorne – Teen Cleavage
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Penny Mathis Slut of the Day
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Troll Telemarketers Pretending to be the FBI
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DUI Excuse of the DAy
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Will I AM Likes Rita Ora Tits
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Tit Slip Of the Day
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Hot Redheads….
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Rosie Jones – Glamour Model – Clothed
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More Bieber Pubes for Calvin Klein
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Meryl Streep VS Russell Crowe
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Jennifer Aniston with the Huffington Post Bitch
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Parents Talk To Their Kids About Sex…
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Emma Roberts Legs
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Cute Girls in Sunglasses
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Tattoo Artist of the Day
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See Through Top That Doesn’t Matter of the Day
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Mom Ass of the Day
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Zendaya Coleman for Teen Vogue
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Americans Watch Anime for the First Time
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Things the Bounce
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregant
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Random No Name Sylvie Meis in a Bikini
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Owners of the Clippers Raging
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Michael Phelp’s Hermpahrodite Lover Does Porn
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Underwater Tits and Pussy
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Jodi Marsh in a Bikini
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Big Momma Shakes Her Stuff
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Michelle Williams Sex Scene
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Hot Babes You’d Never Expect Fucking…Fucking…Because they are Czech….
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Pussy Slapper
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Kate Moss Boobs
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

08

Jan

Rita Ora Does Beyonce in a Bikini of the Day

Apparently, this is Rita Ora’s big UK tits in a bikini doing a viral video set to Beyonce’s song…of her in Yachts and on planes because she’s made it…and as long as she’s in a bikini…it’s worth looking at…even if this is shots being fired at Beyonce, telling her to move the fuck over…because Rita Ora’s finally here to stay and at least she’s not 100 fucking years old like Beyonce…in a move the fuck over bitch, this is the new…and I dig it..enough….to not hate it…and to be indifferent about it…but post it anyway…thanks to pop tits in bikinis.

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2015

08

Jan

Emily Ratajkowsi for FHM of the Day

Here are some pictures of Emily Ratajkowski…showing off a level of arrogance that comes when you start out as a nude model, make a name for yourself as a nude model, and any successes that you have after being a nude model, will make people think you’re just a nude model from a viral video and I guess she wants to change that, or maybe she thinks she doesn’t need to be a nude model anymore, since these FHM pics are not very nude, or slutty, which goes against everything she represents…and anything we ever knew about the bird face with big, likely fake, tits…who was never scared to show them off to get where she is now…but isn’t showing them off because she doesn’t have too…and I like to think of that as a death of all things good she had to offer, and hopefully the first nail in the coffin of her career, as there are hundreds if not 1000s of hotter and more talented social media whores who get naked just waiting for their big break….

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2015

08

Jan

Katherine Waterston Naked for Inherent Vice of the Day

Her name is Katherine Waterston. She is some 35 year old actress you probably never heard of, because she’s not very hot, but she has a career thanks to her father, who is some Academy Award winning actor and Sam Waterston who you’ve probably never heard of…and I never really care how a girl makes it in the industry…I just care that she’s naked when making it…even at 35….like this scene from Inherent Vice, the new PT Anderson movie, who besides his shit called Masters, is one of the better people in Hollywood making movies, I mean that is if you like Boogie Nights and Magnolia…which you do..

Either way…here is some bush…because I love bush…

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