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2015

08

Jan

Gigi Hadid for Guess of the Day

A couple of days ago I wrote about this Gigi Hadid for Guess campaign…then I quoted it yesterday…and now that the pics dropped I am quoting myself again, because why the fuck would I re-write the same thing…about a possibly deserving model, who happens to have a family of attention seekers, who is friends with the Kardashians…and really just up on the same hustle…

This is actually a creepy story, Paul Marciano, who is the founder of Guess, is best friends with Gigi Hadid’s dad. I’ve written about it before, even though who gives a fuck, the world is about hand outs, if you’re a billionaire, you’re family friends will be billionaires, they will give you jobs and the peasants will care because they are not billionaires…pretty basic logic…

But the creepy factor is the Paul Marciano does a lot of the shoots himself, because he’s a creep, and the highlight of running a sweatshop retailer is the glamorous days spent paying girls a lot of money to get naked for you, and not fuck you, in some kind of cocktease powertrip…

So the creepy factor, isn’t in Paul Marciano being a creep on set like other photographers, it is that he wanted to get his friends daughter naked, so he did it by taking her under his wing, like the pervert neighbor, introducing her to the right people and creating her….

It’s like he say her at a young age and said “I want that naked”….let’s get to work, kinda like the little league coach or “babysitter”….you hire to watch your kid…why the sudden interest in little Tommy? pervert…

Either way, here is Gigi Hadid, she is back on for Guess, like she was 12, because Guess made her, thanks to her dad being friends with creepy perverts than bring opportunity to the family..

Well, here are a few more of the pics…

I figure why not quote myself…when I should just quote myself…it makes me feel important to myself…even though I am totally not…

These pics are shot by DAVID BELLEMERE , which in french means Stepmother, and seeing as I’m the stepfather, I feel like we are connected….in a fully hetero way… FOLLOW HIM he’s a genius.

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2015

08

Jan

Brazilian Girl Drinks a Bottle of Tequila and Other Videos of the Day

The Man Who Got a Year in Jail in Toronto for Talking About Muslms

Lunatic Stabs Random People

Steve Ballmer Dancing Like a Crazy Person with Fergie

Neighbors Catch Girl Falling from 4th Floor

Crazy Gram

Car VS Tram

Kid Rides Motorcycle to School

Drake gets owned…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

08

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It has come to the point in my internet pervert career where I can’t handle all the girls I sext thanks to low level internet fame, and I need an assistant to talk dirty to them, to jerk off to their nudes, and to listen to them have orgasms all while pretending to be me…

The job doesn’t pay…but I don’t have enough hands to manage this…

Maybe I’ll have to give up on other aspects of life to focus on this…like updating this site…I threw it all away because 100 girls are too demanding on my fingers…

In the event you don’t know what I do when Hibernating through winter…it’s drink and sext….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Drink Holder of the Day
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Girls In Bed
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Brad Cooper’s Girl Suki Waterhouse Looks 12 in her Bikini
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Robot Sketch Artist
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How Boys Reacted to Being Asked to Slap a Random Woman
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J.J. Abrams is Terrified of Doing Star Wars
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Iggy Azalea in White Slut Gear SHowing Off Her Fat Hooker Ass
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Giada Laurentiis TIts
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Real Life Peter Griffin
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Dude Charged With Murder After Throwing Daughter Off the Bridge
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Hot Redheads
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

08

Jan

Cara Delevingne for DKNY Underwear of the Day

Cara Delevingne is the body or face of DKNY and she’s probably making a lot of money doing it, as she is the new Kate Moss….people seem to really give a shit about her and brands throw money at that…even when the people they are throwing money at don’t need the money…they already have a trust fuund…but I guess the more money she gets…the more heroin she can by…because I’ve been told by a lot of people, she’s the fucking worst Junkie around…with track marks all up and down her arms and legs…and I’d say her face tells a very similar story…a face that looks retarded and broken down…but the second it is in front of a camera…it’s good…like so many lies we’re exposed to every day…here’s Cara…


TO SEE HER DISGUSTING HEROIN ADDICT MUTANT FACE IN SHORT SHORTS IN LA
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2015

07

Jan

Michael Phelps’ Alleged Hermaphrodite Girlfriend Goes Porno of the Day

VIVID has done it again…they have used the celebrity sex tape model they mastered with a person of interest..and put them into a porn.

This time it was with TAYLOR CHANDLER …who you may or may not remember as the hermaphrodite, born with a dick, man looking freak they are calling “intersex” who came out as having dated your Olympic Golden Boy Michael Phelps….


TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE CLIP
CLICK HERE

Who may or may not be a person of interest, despite the fact that she actually dated Golden Boy Michael Phelps, who when see her looking pretty washed up, scary and like a man with silly clown tits…someone so terrifying that even as someone with no standards, I know I would never touch her even if I thought it came stock with a vagina and only a vagina… but you probably would…especially if you were an Olympic star feeling the pressure coming down on you…or maybe your intrigue because so many regular girls have thrown themselves at you, that it’s ok to want something different….


TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE CLIP
CLICK HERE

but who you can watch fuck in this EXCLUSIVE CLIP of her sex tape…if you’re into hermaphrodite’s turned girl fuck….using the vagina they were born with…and tits they definitely weren’t born with…rocking a O-Face that is haggard and that looks like it was better suited for the dick the doctor decided to chop when he made the decision when she was a kid….

TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE CLIP
CLICK HERE

The whole thing is weird…

TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE CLIP
CLICK HERE

TO Buy the Sex Tape CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Chandler

2015

07

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

All girls on the internet are catfish…some just more obvious about it…sometimes you only find out after 20 horrible years of marriage…but I assure you it will happen…like how Freedom of Speech was attacked in France…for all outspoken, jokers out there….who are hated for making fun of everything…and killed by Terrorist Muslims who don’t find the French jokes funny…which may be unrelated to all girls on the interent being catfish…

Here are some links…

Shia LeBeouf in a Sia Music Video With Freak Dancing Baby
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So Much Ridiculous Ass!
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The Dude from 60 Minutes Wants you
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Laura Cremaschi Amazing Thong Ass
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Donna is a Slut of the Day
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Laura Govan Side Tits!
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Gwen Stefani’s Ski Trip
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Hilary Duff in Tight Jeans
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Ela Rose in a Thong Bikini
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Heidi Montag in Jeans
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Stephanie Pratt in a Bikini
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Workout Fail Compilation
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Ana Braga in a Thong
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Rose McGowan Topless
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25 Most Embarrassing Football Fans
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Babe in a White Bikini on Venice Beach
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Jessica Chastain in a Dress
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Top 29 hottest Lyndsy Fonseca Pics…
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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6 Things Only Fat People Understand
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Try to Crash a Self Parking BMW
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Cameron Diaz in a Black Dress
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A Country Singer Said Chris Christie had a Homo Relationship..
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Slutty DJ of the Day
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Phylicia Rashad Bill Cosby
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Christina Milian Basic Bitch Cleavage….
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Kaley Cuoco Shitty Cleavage…
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23 Creative Pregnancy Announcements
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Sophia Bush Playing with the Paparazzi
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Rihanna Topless for Social Media
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Leigh-Anne Pinnock Bikini….
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30 Hilariously Creative Responses to Wrong Number Texts
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt vs the Pope
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Nicole Kidman Smiling…
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Sideboob of the Day
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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43 Hipsters Who Are Trying Way Too Hard
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Caitlin O’Connor Bikini
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Jessica Chastain Cleavage…
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Grown Men on Kid’s Instruments
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Three New Bill Cosby Accusers Come Forward
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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No Name Chick has a Full On Tit Slip
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Kayden Kross and Other Babes Showing Tits
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Genevieve Morton Bikini Tits
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Chelsea Handler Topless on a Ski Trip
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Skinny Bitch of the Day
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Redhead Finger Bangs….
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Naked Skinny Blonde Girks…
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Naked Jessi
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Drunk Drinks Out of Urinal
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Greek Slut of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

07

Jan

Heidi Klum Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Heidi Klum. You may know her as the Victoria’s Secret model who never died, she worked there forever and she looked amazing and still looks amazing…a decade after quitting…because of German Engineering…thanks Nazi genetic testing for that…

I know her as the model who had her vagina murdered by Seal, a massive black cock that I can assume is the size of forearm, basically fisting her everytime they fucked…only to give her dozens of babies…coupled with her existing babies…making me wonder if the bikini bottoms she’s wearing are in this pic she posted are in fact just Duct Tape holding it all in…and the sick thing in all this is that if I was there I’d be more than happy to let her use my mouth to hold it all in…she may be weathered, but that’s the kind of storm I’d let choke me the fuck out via face-sitting…

Here’s some more of her nipple because she doesn’t give a fuck….


TO SEE THE PICS OF HER NAKED WITH HER NAKED BOYFRIEDN THAT MAKE ME LAUGH
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2015

07

Jan

Sofia Vergara’s Ass in Tights of the Day

Here’s Sofia Vergara’s ass in fitness gear, because I guess she’s getting ready to get married, or maybe she realizes she’s 100 fucking years old and that she needs to go to the gym to maintain that sex appeal that too her 20 years of hustle to finally land the right part, on the right show, to suddenly validate everything and everyone she did along the way to the top….

I am not overly excited by 45 year old strippers who never were, because they were smart enough to get to Miami, date rich, get into the right circles, make money…and it all paid off…

But I know that people are, especially 35 year old aspiring actors, not just hispanics trying to border jump, but every 35 year old who hasn’t made it says “Sofia Vergar only got Modern Family at 37, it could happen to me”…not that I like 35 year old aspiring actors, but I do like their desperation…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2015

07

Jan

Rosamund Pike Has a Beard of the Day

Today’s posts are brought you by Rosamind Pike’s facial hair…

Facial hair I probably would have noticed and been disgusted by when I was young when FEM-STACHES made me gag, especially when food got caught in them…but the no longer bothers me because I realize humans are disgusting, hairy creatures, bush is hot…and like so many homos before you will tell you…and little beard keeps the load on their face longer and better so that it looks good in picture…

I mean sure, she’s a celebrity, and she’s pre-menopausal, my wife is full on menopausal and her hormones are so jacked that her beard is an actual circus level sideshow beard….but you’d think she’d thread, wax, laser, etc…so that people who are less kind to hairy woman than me…can’t slaughter her…

Because despite all the hate I get, I am not a misogynist, I love women, all kinds of sizes and shapes…and hairiness levels…

As long as there’s a vagina…sign me up….to get down.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Rosamund Pike

2015

07

Jan

Olivia Munn Puppies of the Day

Olivia Munn gets perpetual hate from people, but I’m sure she’s not that bad. She just had an opportunity that came her way before social media was really that big, to host a TV show, that was on a legit digital, but still legit channel…that ended up going bankrupt, and she took it…because it was probably better that going to failed audition after failed audition…her mouth was already warn out and tired of sucking its way through…

So she reached a bunch of gamers and nerds and gamers and nerds are loyal – they put her on the map – because they loved that she spoke their language – even if they knew it was a lie – it brought hope and they believed…

Then she got into movies, and now she’s posting big cleavage and puppies on instagram…and none of it matters…she doesn’t matter…but for some reason…you virgin losers still jerk off to her…or the memory of her you probably married when she reviewed your favorite video game..or some equally strange, socially awkward thing…

Posted in:Olivia Munn