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2015

08

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Does Marilyn Monroe of the DAy

South African, owned by Victoria’s Secret model, like on of the slaves on her farm back home, Candice Swanepoel, got done up as Marilyn Monoroe, and it is not even Halloween….making the whole thing creepy as fuck, because anytime I dress like a dead woman and it is not Halloween, people find it fucking weird…and I feel the same scrutiny should be applied to this import models…who I prefer when they are half naked…because that’s the whole reason they exist…or should be…because of the way they are built…

But you Marilyn Monroe weirdo fans, who like her so much that they would dig her up and jerk off on her remains, probably like this kind of thing, or anything the resembles Marilyn Monroe, even though she’s been dead 100 years…

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2015

08

Jan

Sahara Ray by Jai Photo of the Day

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Her name is Sahara Ray, people like her, possibly because they find her hot, maybe because they find her talented but probably because she gets naked in photoshoots and people love naked in photoshoots, especially when that naked comes with big tits.

I don’t know what these are for, I just know that they are shot by a photographer called JAI PHOTO and that if you look hard enough their is nipple…

She’s an instagram celebrity, with half a million followers, which I guess makes her important enough to get work, since casting directors only care about that now, which is the same reason Tila Tequila got her own show…it’s like if you come up fast and easy from posting selfies…you may not have any level of sustainability due to a serious lack of substance…but then again, maybe your retard fans will buy anything you peddle and it’s enough to make a motherfucker rich…and I guess…that’s a good thing…

Here are the pics..

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2015

08

Jan

Sienna Miller in a Magazine of the Day

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Here’s Sienna Miller, who has clearly lost her edge, in a magazine posing “topless”…but not Sienna Miller who you probably were into in the mid-2000s, because she was hot, in a lot of movies, willing to get naked, before fading back to the UK where she dated Jude Law, Daniel Craig and made little UK babies, that you shouldn’t give a fuck about because #America.

Like everyone else, in every business, who has seen any success, she was never all that hot, she was never all that talented, she was just positioned in the right way, and I guess I prefer the actresses who get naked to the ones who don’t, even if everything about them was inflated bullshit….but as far as I’m concered…getting naked in movies is all the talent a girl needs…and I guess Sienna Miller, baby momma, embodies that.

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2015

08

Jan

Kylie Jenner Does Instagram of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is interesting….she proves that if you have the right level of stage mother, you know who really understands the market, how to make money as “spokesmodels” or personalities, and who grasps the vain narcissistic world that we live in, or that that family in particular live in, she’ll totally sign off on your tanning sessions, your lip injections, your implants, I mean hell she would have done it sooner if she didn’t have to wait until 16 to do it.

That’s not to say that the chubbier and “edgier” Jenner, or as I like to call them Kardashian’s Part 2, who are the mother’s second wind of talent to exploit for personal gain and a tap on the back, while the grand kids have time to hit 13 before it is their turn….has had word done…she just looks like she has…and if a porn looking, made-up like it was Halloween on a Tuesday lookin’ reality star spin off isn’t your thing, than you’re crazy…because Kyle Jenner is amazing.

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2015

08

Jan

Rosario Dawson for Grazia of the Day

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I’ve seen Rosario Dawson in person, at least once, about a month ago…and she was just big and uninteresting to look at…I mean I guess she’s seen better years…like in the 1990s when she was recruited by a younger and more perverted Harmony Korine to be the 15 year old virgin who ran around in her bra and panties in KIDS, all young and fresh and criminal to masturbate to, which is probably where her career should have ended, instead it allowed her to turn her life as an immigrant hispanic, squatting in abandoned buildings, or at least that’s what she said, to become the busty star of the early 2000s, but cocaine and cock and whatever else she’s done has made her boring…washed up…haggard and the worst….but people still like her since Hispanics…always have fans as they act as a beacon of hope to those hispanics cleaning toilets…that one day they won’t be cleaning toilets…

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2015

08

Jan

Samara Weaving in a Bikini of the Day

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Samara Weaving is some Australian actress who is 23, who may or may not has done some substantial work in as an actress, it is hard to tell because every bitch thinks she’s a fucking actress, because any bitch can be an actress, it really requires VERY little work….effort or talent…

I guess her main selling point, besides being hot is that she’s Australian, and according to the internet, I am popular in Australia, which is a good thing because Australian girls are the right level of trashy, laidback into getting drunk, sluts who will fuck anything because it is fun, who happen to have hot bodies and nice tans because they live in Australia, that if you get them before 25, don’t look like leathery zombies coming to get you with a cigarette hanging out of their trashy accented mouths…

I mean that, and the fact that she’s in a bikini :

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

08

Jan

Cheergirls by Giovanni Lipari of the Day

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I don’t know much or really anything about Giovanni Lipari, other than than he shot this amazing Cheerleader inspired shoot that is pretty fucking hot, for obvious reasons, or to the retards out there, he got girls dressed like Cheerleaders posed naked, and it’s not even for porn or softcore porn, its for fashion….the kind of fashion you can masturbate to…

What I did find was a site called THE DEATH OF YOUTH ….with a lot more nude pics….to really dig through and understand his photographic vision that I think you’ll totally dig…I mean that is if you don’t have a cheerleader fetish, even though we all have a cheerleader fetish, even Debbie Does Dallas was based on a cheerleader fetish…and that was 70s porn…I used to masturbate to..and probably still would because of the bush alone…and I love bush.

Either way, here are the pics.

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2015

08

Jan

Keke Palmer Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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I don’t know who Keke Palmer is, I just know that getting in a Bikini is probably not her best strategy to get noticed, because there are some girls who get in a bikini and the world stops in their tracks, I don’t really think the world should stop for anything that’s not a fisting video, but people are easy to please….and there are bikini pics that are better off being girl in a snowsuit on the beach…because it would make her look better…despite being totally awkward…

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2015

08

Jan

The People’s Choice Awards Happened of the Day

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The People’s Choice Awards happened, I didn’t watch them because Awards shows are a thing of the 90s and don’t matter, even the Oscars and other higher profile awards don’t matter, it’s all staged bullshit just being used as another marketing hook, to add importance to useless technician work these idiots do. Being an actor requires zero talent, but they’ll never tell you that, it would ruin their whole business…

What it comes down to is that I wonder who these “peeople” they base the awards on, I can assume that they are more like people in the office deciding which client paid more and deserves that extra PR push…because all these lists, awards, bullshit are just one huge lie…

Not to mention, the jokes are horribly written and safe, no scandal or insanity happens, and TV is just a media of the past…that doesn’t mean TV shows dont matter, but primetime award shows don’t and eventually, they may realize that…

Here are the highlight pics…that you shouldn’t care about because the people of the People’s Choice Awards…aren’t you…because you don’t matter…

Sarah Hyland looking like a sex doll, Iggy Azalea fat ass in sheer pants, Kaley Cuoco looking like a lesbian gym teacher, Katherine McPhee tits in titty hammocks…and Anna Faris’ Implants…were the highlight reel…

TO SEE ALL THE PEOPLE CHOICE PICS CLICK HERE

What a fucking scam…

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2015

08

Jan

Gigi Hadid for Guess of the Day

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A couple of days ago I wrote about this Gigi Hadid for Guess campaign…then I quoted it yesterday…and now that the pics dropped I am quoting myself again, because why the fuck would I re-write the same thing…about a possibly deserving model, who happens to have a family of attention seekers, who is friends with the Kardashians…and really just up on the same hustle…

This is actually a creepy story, Paul Marciano, who is the founder of Guess, is best friends with Gigi Hadid’s dad. I’ve written about it before, even though who gives a fuck, the world is about hand outs, if you’re a billionaire, you’re family friends will be billionaires, they will give you jobs and the peasants will care because they are not billionaires…pretty basic logic…

But the creepy factor is the Paul Marciano does a lot of the shoots himself, because he’s a creep, and the highlight of running a sweatshop retailer is the glamorous days spent paying girls a lot of money to get naked for you, and not fuck you, in some kind of cocktease powertrip…

So the creepy factor, isn’t in Paul Marciano being a creep on set like other photographers, it is that he wanted to get his friends daughter naked, so he did it by taking her under his wing, like the pervert neighbor, introducing her to the right people and creating her….

It’s like he say her at a young age and said “I want that naked”….let’s get to work, kinda like the little league coach or “babysitter”….you hire to watch your kid…why the sudden interest in little Tommy? pervert…

Either way, here is Gigi Hadid, she is back on for Guess, like she was 12, because Guess made her, thanks to her dad being friends with creepy perverts than bring opportunity to the family..

Well, here are a few more of the pics…

I figure why not quote myself…when I should just quote myself…it makes me feel important to myself…even though I am totally not…

These pics are shot by DAVID BELLEMERE , which in french means Stepmother, and seeing as I’m the stepfather, I feel like we are connected….in a fully hetero way… FOLLOW HIM he’s a genius.

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