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2014

12

Dec

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Izabel Goulart fitness – is a great fitness inspiration to us all….and by fitness inspiration I mean – fitness porn

As far as I’m concerned, the mot relevant person in fitness porn.

Doing moves girls can can try to copy at home – in efforts to get as good as her…all while guys can masturbate to her body’s magic….because it is on instagram and not at the gym…where masturbating to her would get you arrested…

Amazing.

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2014

12

Dec

Kat Graham’s Tight Dress of the Day


I don’t really know who Kat Graham is…I just know she’s at some Rihanna organized charity event…because Rihanna cares about the people, especially when it is good for her Public image, when she’s constantly criticized for being a whore….

The real highlight of the event was Salma Hayek’s Tits ….but I figure why give that mexican more attention, she’s already managed to scam her way out working the hotel as a chambermaid….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

12

Dec

Ariana Grande Getting Carried of the Day

The biggest news of the week – other than the Sony Execs being racist in emails was that Ariana Grande was rumored to demand being carried around like a baby…because her feet hurt, she’s a diva and celebrities are fucking weirdos with weirdo needy demands…and here is the picture proof in some serious fucking weridness…that may not makes sense to me – that will probably turn you on…because you are a creep…

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2014

12

Dec

Angela Ruiz for Intimissimi of the Day

I don’t know who Angela Ruiz is…but she’s in lingerie for some company…which means she gets paid to get naked…or half naked…like a stripper, but without all the good parts about being a stripper, like low expectations, and willingness to give me head for very cheap thanks to false promises of fame to get them out of their shitty lives…

Right..

Posted in:Uncategorized

2014

12

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio posted a picture of her tits that I assume are small implants, not because she’s a brazilian and therefore a man, but because she’s a model and models usually have small implants to fill their bikinis better..

She’s pushing 40, has been modelling forever, and I find her boring…but not as boring as Gisele…who probably is a Brazilian tranny, but I only say that because a pro football player is married to her, and well after all those lockerroom showers, and team initiations…you know..being a wide receiver has a couple meanings…especially when you’re a quarterback…right…

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2014

12

Dec

People Protesting Porn Laws in the UK and Other Videos of the Day

and another one

Slippery Czech Road…

Man Protecting his Property from Looters

Floor Cleaner VS the Stairs

Dog You’ll Want to Fuck

Slide Fail

Cops Taser a Woman Filming an Arrest

Italian Singer Dies on Stage

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

It turns out that if you tell a tranny you will rape them after you right swipe the tranny, that you only realize is a tranny after you’ve sexted them and told them you love them, because that is the way you find love on the internet….they will be into it…forcing you to ask yourself “should I go out and rape a tranny tonight”….to which I always say “isn’t that the whole point of Christmas”…right…

Here are some morning links….

McDonalds Shows You How to Make McNuggets
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Ariana Grande Being Carried Like a Baby
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20 Nativity Scene Hacks
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Lea Michele’s Wonky Eyebrow
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20 Badass Santa Claus
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Ela Roseis Pretty Amazing
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The Best Video Games of 2014
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Rabbit Jumping Around with a Balloon
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Affleck Dick
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Stripper of the Day
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Will Ferrell to Play Donald Sterling
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Ice Beards are the Future
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GOat of the Day
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Mirror Selfies
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Jetman Formation in Dubai
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone told me you can only love someone as much as they love themselves, so today I decided to try to love my penis, in hopes that it makes girls want to love it as much as I do…now if only I could find it.

TIS the Season…for Christmas parties…and Christmas Miracles…

Here are some steplINKS>…

Bootleg Christmas Decorations
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Nicki Minaj American Ass for Instagram
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Weed Grandma!
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Girls Who aren’t in Bras
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Supermodel VS Cosby
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Couples Acting Out Sex Acts is Funny
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TOpless and Pregnant
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40 Elf on a Shelf Gone Bad Pics
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Colbert VS Cosplay
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Slut of the Day
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Cindy Crawford Still Got It…
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Kate Beckinsale’s Mutant Leg
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Edita in Bikinis
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Selena Gomez – Covered Ass
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Anastasia Ashley Ass
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Hot Girls Bending
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Jenna Tatum – No Bra
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Kim Kardashian Big Tits
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Jourdan Dunn Bikini Photoshoot
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Haley Baldwin Lingerie VIdeo
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The Hottest New Instagram Models
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The Faces of Figure Skating
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Beach Nipples
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Reese Witherspoon Gas Pumper
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Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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Cars VS Winter
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FKA Twigs ina Bikini
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Marky Mark and His Wife
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Abbey Clancy Pokies
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Lauren Goodger Panties
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Walking Dead Star is Back from the Dead
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Ariana Grande Meme Still Makes me Laugh
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Marky Mark’s Victim Wants Him Pardoned
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Maria Menounos is Boring
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Anastasia Ashley Does the Red Carpet
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The Wizards of Winter
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Trees that Ate THigns
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Dare Devil’s Pre-Death Picture
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Emily Ratajkowski Braless
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Maitland Ward Naked in Christmas Lights is Weird
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Anna Ewers for Alexander Wang
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Maria Shriver is Anti-Miley
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Sarah Silverman Tits
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Japansese Way to Wrap a Gift
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Tom Ford’s Penis Necklace
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Scary Santa
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Keira Knightley is Pregnant
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So Much Underboob!
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I am Into Sex with Amanda Seyfried
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Hilaria Baldwin is Next Level
stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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A Day with Jessa Rhodes
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Jess Davies Strips!
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McDonald’s Accidentally Showed Hardcore Porn
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Naked Jump Rope
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Girl Knocked the Fuck Out
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Robin Thicke’s 19 Year Old GIrl’s Tits
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Bianca Beauchamp Has Stupid Massive Tits
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How Many Mexicans Can You Fit
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Christmas Cam Girl Titty Bounce
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BOOB JOB!
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Amateur of the Day
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Shitting a Toy Out of Her Vagina
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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WATCH #stepGIRLS First Commercial
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Dec

stepGIRLS in OhMiBod Ad of the Day

OhMiBod has invented what may not be the first app controlled sex toy for couples who are either long distance or just not in the same room of the house, but who like to participate in each other’s masturbation…and it is the fucking future….

I’m not just saying that because our stepGIRLS Talula is the star of their amazingly cute commercial…

I am saying that because the internet offers too much temptation, and the key to a happy relationship is to keep it exciting and fun, so that neither party strays…and what better way to do that then this…

Not to mention, as a sexter who cheats on my wife daily…multiple times a day even…I would love to send all my girls one of these so that I can make them cum on the nights my wife really doesn’t let me leave…

I’m a romantic like that…and controlling orgasms…shouldn’t be given to one man…no one should have that power…but thanks to OhMiBod you do…and you should take advantage of that…it will change your fucking life…

The perfect gift for her…but really for you….so go to OhMiBod for more infomation….

Posted in:stepGIRLS

2014

11

Dec

Emilie Payet for Galore of the Day

Emilie Payet is an amazing topless model from France, who I’ve seen before, and who has a bush to go with her big tits, making her a huge pile of erotic model, that looks all fertile and that I would like to make babies inside, before having some prostitute suck out those babies – because no one needs more babies in this overpopulated doomed world…not that I can have babies…these sperms are dead…but what isn’t dead is my appreciation for things that look like this.. Emilie Payet…thanks GALORE for putting this together….I mean maybe I’m just overly excited and keen on the fact that french girls like anal on the first date – that isn’t even a date but that is more of an “encounter”/”meeting”….

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