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2014

11

Dec

Teresa Palmer Feeding of the Day

Teresa Palmer is an Australian, and like all Australians, probably sounds like she belongs in a trailer park, or a stripclub, having illegit kids….because Australians always come across drunk and trashy…even when they are top tier…like Teresa Palmer…who has been in a bunch of movies….in America…and instead of maximizing that fame that started to come at her in the last year or so…she decided to get married to some dude she met off Twitter…not abort the kid and…bring the baby to completion…and now use it as part of a campaign to free the nipple…by breast feeding it…which is convenient because I always get boners for girls breast feeding, not because I like seeing parasitic children latch onto tits…but because I like seeing tits out in public…good job.

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2014

11

Dec

Monica Bellucci for Vanity Fair Magazine Italy of the Day

Monica Bellucci is one of those Italian chicks that all Italian men want to fuck…because she represents the fertility of their land…with her massive tits…that don’t have a massive ass…like their Nonya and that don’t have a beard like their mamas…

You know, the one girl they turn to and say “Italy has beautiful women”…just look a Monica Bellucci, who must be in her 40s, and who thanks to not having breast cancer, still has her big old tits…that are still getting press and in Magazines…even I still don’t know what she does for work…when it comes to quality of life…and by quality of life I mean tits…working doesn’t matter…

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2014

11

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld in Bed Selfie for her 18th Birthday of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food…

But you don’t have to worry about that with this one anymore…she turned 18 and is already posting bed selfies…the gateway to masturbation videos…

So if people give up on her, since she’s no longer illegal…she’s always got a future generating attention to herself like that…right…

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2014

11

Dec

Amber Flowers is Topless by Jai Photo of the Day

I don’t know who AMBER FLOWERS is…but I can assume that isn’t her real name and that she’s some kind of hipster artist – just trying to make a name for herself like all the other hipster artists – who want to be influencers…because we live in a me-centric world…where everyone is on some DIY fame kick…why have idols when you can be an idol…kind of thing…

THat said, she’s topless by a fun photographer I’ve featured before named JAI PHOTO …and for the record…when things involve half naked and topless..I am all for people creating their own “Playboy” centerfold shoot…as I am all for sexts…or really celebrating nudity because it ain’t a thing…because it ain’t a thing….but it is a thing worth looking at.

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2014

11

Dec

Isabeli Fontana Wins Christmas of the Day

This has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas, but it is part of THE LOVE MAGAZINE peepshow advent calendar…and it does involve the amazing Brazilian model Isabeli Fontana, who you may know as being the model to make Victoria’s Secret use 18 and over models, since they cast her to be in her panties when she was 16, making them child pornographers who never went to jail for it, thanks to being billionaires…

She’s been in the scene forever…she has a bunch of kids….with what I assume are rich people…she was engaged to a black man…and now she’s Pole Dancing for Christmas like a good little harlot…

I am all about this kind of non-secular Christmas celebration…Jesus was born for Coca Cola to invest Santa…and for me to celebrate Christmas themed erotica….

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2014

11

Dec

Anni Jurgenson for ODDA Magazine of the Day

This is a pretty intense story…I mean at least I think it is…I am really not even sure it is a story…or of what is going on in it. I just know there is nudity…and I like nudity…whether it is for fashion, or for selfies to Sext with, or for Amateur porn.

The only time I don’t like nudity is for regular commercial porn, because those girls are expected to fuck on camera for money, they aren’t doing it to get ahead or for the love of doing it – they are just tacky and low rent about it…

Not that I like my nudity classy and luxurious, I just like when there is a little more substance to it that just a bunch of throat fucking…

Here are the pics of Anni Jurgenson….naked…

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2014

11

Dec

Man Fights Back After Being Kicked in Crotch and Other Videos of the Day

The Dude Who Pukes on People

Weirdo Dolphin Video

16 year old Bullied by Cop

Stuck in Elevator with a Crazy Person

Naked Protestors…

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Been eating ass all night – but not in a gay way – there was a vagina mixed into the mix…but I still probably have AIDS…Tis The Season.

Here are some morning links….

12 Terrifying Santas
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The Navy Shows Off Laser
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The Woman Who Has Killed 6 Boyfriends
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Girl’s Doing the Slutty Bend
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Four Street Performers Drumming
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You Will Want to Fuck This Girl
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Kat Torres is My Kind of Slutty
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Wet T-Shirt of the Day
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Claudia Romani is Pretty Hilarious
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Angelina Jolie is a Failure
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Mad Max Trailer
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Find the Best Porn EVER You fucking Perverts
GO

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2014

10

Dec

stepLINKs of the Day

I like turning tinder girls against other tinder girls by staging virtual cat fights between them-

I make the first tinder girl feel like she’s been replaced or not as good as the other tinder girl – even though you’ve never met either – the psychology is the same as when you do it in real life…turning on that female competitive instinct….and next thing you know you’re getting a back alley blowjob by a girl trying to prove her worth….before a date with another girl who just wants to fuck…because we are all fucking dirt bags now…it’s not just for the fun people…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Christmas Ornament Fails
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Ariana Grande is a Brat
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So Much Great Ass
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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini
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Rob Pattinson’s New Girl in a Bikini
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Arrested for Spraying Husband’s Pills with Bug Spray
GO

Average Naked Women in England
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Gwen Stefani Plastic Surgery Face
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Slut of the Day
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Jennifer Ansiton is an Old Weathered Bitch
GO

Trew Mullen is the Model of the Day
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Daisy Lowe – Goes to an Event
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Victoria’s Secret Girls Lip Sync
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Ugly Girls Turned Hot
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33 Hottest Pics of Emmanuelle Chriqui
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Brenda Song Short Legs
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Olivia Munn Does the Late Show
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Honest Trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy
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Olivia Munn in Leather
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Tricia Helfer Calendar
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Alyssa Milano’s Tits Make me Laugh
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Jennifer Aniston is One Step Closer to Oscar
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13 Insane GIFs
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Barbara Fialho in Underwear
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Miranda Kerr Hot at the Tokyo Airport
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The Simpson’s Have a Superfan
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Hannah Ferguson at some Sports Illustrated Shit
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Narating People’s Live’s Prank
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Food with Faces
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The Man Who Stole 20,000 Dollars in Golf Balls
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The Mad Max Trailer
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Dog Licks a Cat
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Abbey Clancy Hard Nipples
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Lauren Goodger See Through Panties
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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A Day with Jessa Rhodes
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Big Titties Exposed
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What’s that in your Mouth?
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What the Butt?
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
GO

Close Up!
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Best Friends Flashing Their Tits Together
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Pornstars Strip at the Arcade
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Half Naked on the Bed
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Check Out This Ass
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The Ass Jiggle
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Dec

Irrelevant Upskirts of the Day

So Kelly Brook, star of nothing, pretty much ever..flashed her fat legs…and if you can stomach the cellulite, you’ll see some panties…buried in there…

I know, tit guys like her, which works out well for her, because that’s all she has going for her.

I actually met some Rugby players who know her and they said she’s more fat and disgusting in person.

I don’t think that’s possible..

And here’s Olivia Munn probably flashing her cunt on TV, because she does anything to get noticed…from manipulating nerds, to skimpy outfits…just pay attention to her…and I’m not really hating at all..because she’s hot…and not Kelly Brook…

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