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2014

03

Dec

Lara Stone is Slutty for Versace of the Day

Lara Stone tried to sue me for posting honeymoon pics of her big tits in a bikini, when she’s normally got her big tits exposed for work, I guess it was her “private time” and they are just self-involved cunts who think they deserve privacy…

I prefer her BIG TITS FOR FASHION

But this Versace weirdo erotica probably paid better…

Posted in:Lara Stone

2014

03

Dec

Gisele in Jeans of the Day

I figure since the Victoria’s Secret infomercial was filmed yesterday and everyone was excited, because models in lingerie on primetime TV is so fucking exciting for people who have never heard of internet porn…or google…and who instead buy into overhyped events for mall stores that exploit the youth of China by making them work factories, and the youth of America, into thinking that being a bikini model is the only fucking answer….and that 10 dollar thongs are all it takes…

So here’s Gisele in Jeans…still getting work…

Posted in:Gisele

2014

03

Dec

The Bai Ling Nipple of the Day

Bai Ling disappeared from the world…to be forgotten…because even when she’s crying for attention for a decade flashing her tits and vagina to the world…the very few onlookers who take the time to watch the trainwreck, don’t get emotionally vested in the trainwreck, and let her fade away…

Now she’s back…doing the exact same thing…and I can’t imagine anyone really cares…but I’ll post it, because long Asian nipples on some nobody who people seem to care about are my dream…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

HERE SHE IS IN A BIKINI

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bai Ling

2014

03

Dec

Emily Bett Rickards Is Some Canadian in a Bikini of the Day

Apparently Emily Bett Rickards is some Canadian Actress, born in 1991, who works for the CW…in some show I’ve never seen because I dont’ fuck with with…I’ve never heard of her…but I can tell you one thing I do know about her…and that is that she takes shitty fucking bikini selfies for instagram…maybe they don’t have Instagram sluts in Canada, but I am from Canada and would argue that they do…and I am probably friends with all of them…step up your game three name…

Posted in:Emily Bett Rickards

2014

03

Dec

Ana Beatriz Barros in Horrible Bikini Pics of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a Victoria’s Secret model, one of those Brazilian, might be a tranny, because that’s what the casting director at Victoria’s Secret was into in the late 90s…you can never really tell with trannies these days, at least 5 trannies have right swiped me on tinder, I am not into dabbling with that…but a lot of dudes are, 6 out of 10 of the top selling porns are tranny porns and there has to be a reason for that, a reason I don’t understand, because I would take a titless girl with a vagina over a big titty dude with a dick but maybe I am the weird one…statistically…I am..

All this to say, these are the worst catalog lingerie pics I’ve ever seen…ever…

Posted in:Ana Beatriz Barros

2014

03

Dec

Abbey Clancy is December 3 for Love Magazines Advent of the Day

Nothing screams Christmas like a model washing a car, because that would probably be the only time you’d ever be able to convince a model to wash a car, at least if you were a billionaire she was trying to prove she wasn’t just a gold digger for, unless she spent all her money on coke…which I doubt, since models get coke for free…

Point being, everyday is Christmas when you get to stare at girls like this…doing things like this…and you don’t need a birth of Jesus or a tree to jerk off to it…right…

I don’t know it that was the actual point I wanted to make…but either way…this may not be anything Christmas, but then again either is Christmas, but it is a Christmas miracle..

Love Magazine

Posted in:Abbey Clancy

2014

03

Dec

Drunk Girl of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

Honk if You Want Me To Squirt

Hot To Pick Up a Girl

Have you Had Sex with the Woman in New Orleans Who Stabbed Two Random Men

THis Crazy Fucker Beats a Dude with a Shovel

Don’t Kiss the Priest

The Little Kid Who Smokes

THe Football Bet Losing Win

My Kind of WOman

Posted in:Videos

2014

03

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I dropped my phone in the toilet…and all I could think of was all my tinder girlfriends and snapchats I would never see again…because I spent all my money on my iphone 6, to fit in with the cool kids, and I could never afford another one thanks to water damage not being covered, making me think that the people at Apple iphone don’t respect alcholism, sexting while drunk pissing…and pretty much living a well rounded dirtbag life…fucking hipster pieces of shit need to get more gutter…

Ariana Grande Does Lingerie Fashion Shows
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Stephen Hawking Wants to Be the Next Bond Villain
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Luci Ford and Other Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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Bottled Water Taste TEst
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Pictures of Men Who Hate Shopping
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Teen Breasts Promote Beats By Dre
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Still Lookin at Topless Madonna
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Bulldog Sings with Josh Groban
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Abigail Ratchford TIts
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Dogs With Strong Snapchat Game
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Here’s What Cats See
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7 Ways to Compliment a Penis
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Awkward Robots
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The Best Wedding Name Combo Names
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The Best Porn found by The Porn Dude….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am a bit of a creep….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Victoria’s Secret Round Up
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14 Alternative Nativity Scene
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Kim Kardashian in Army Clothing….to Offend Everyone…
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The Perfect Obituary
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A Bunch of Victoria’s Secret Models
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Miranda Kerr is Amazing…
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Natasha Gal is the Most Beautiful Girl in the World
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Kendall Jenner Tight Dress
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Allie is the Slut of the Day
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Cameron Diaz Getting Married
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Bad Lip Reading of Hunger Games
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Karlie Kloss in Glamour Magazine
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Barbara Palvin is Hot
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Rihanna’s Hard Nipple
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Nina Agdal is Ridiculous in Miami of the Day
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Tony Hawk is Injured
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Cameron Diaz in Cosmo Magazine
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Bikini Car Wash Prank
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Pug of the Day
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Australia is the Worst
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Chelsea Handler Ass Flash
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Katy Perry Ass in Leggings
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16 People Who Give Zero Fucks About Cold
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Westjet Brings Christmas Miracles
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Taylor Swift got Jessica Hart Fired
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Suki Waterhouse Braless
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Ariana Grande Performing at Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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Sarah Hyland on the Beach
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Best News Bloopers of 2014
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Chrissy Teigen Boobs
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Bai Ling Tit Slip…
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Girls in Selfie Pics…
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Plumber Caught Dancing
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New Kardashian Nips
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13 Robots Being Awkward as Hell
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Cara Delevingne and Kendall Jenner Together
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Close Up Masturbation
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Tia is Asian with Big Tits
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Juliette Nude at the Beach
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Enjoy a Glass of Wine with your Tits
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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One Sided Argument
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Horny Amateur Bitches Showing Meat
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Rihanna’s hard Nipples
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Laetitia Casta Tits
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Tricia Helfer Playboy Pics
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Pirelli Calendar Behind The Scenes
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So Many Dildos for One Mouth
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Dec

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Happened of the Day

So they filmed the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in the UK today, and here’s a sneak peak if you actually care.

I feel like a total fucking asshole for participating in this, since liking Victoria’s Secret is so fucking suburban and ridiculous…

They are an evil empire and this is what they want us to be doing….to promote mall shopping, shitty gifts, for Christmas.

Fuck this noise….and here are the boring pics..with no nipples, or Vagina Slips, because every camera is tracked and every picture released is released by them….

DOUTZEN Kroes:

Lindsay Ellingson

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima

CLICK HERE TO SEE TAYLOR SWIFT PERFORMING AT THE SHOW

CLICK HERE TO SEE HAIR AND MAKE UP

Posted in:Victoria's Secret