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2023

02

Mar

Avril Lavigne Thigh High Boots in Bed of the Day

Avril Lavigne was apparently dumped by her handler, who was Bella Thorne’s handler before he was Avril’s handler, because for some reason, demonic ratty troll looking clowns from a horror movie are what they use to manage these celebrity chicks….

The perpetual TEENAGE MALL SHOPPER FROM THE SUBURBS who hasn’t really evolved her look is finally trying to make some noise, probably to upset or get attention from her now ex circus sideshow carni freak….because girls are fucking basic.

Especially when they are egos, surrounded by yes men, who are famous and think they are important….HOW WILL YOU DUMP ME….I AM 48 year old MENOPAUSAL, EGGLESS AVRIL…..

So they produce fuck content for attention, in fuck me boots and pantless, like WHO IS THIS creature and wear are the oversized SKATER pants….definitely weird, I wonder if she’s launching an Onlyfans…or she’s rich enough to whore out on instagram like a normie.

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2023

02

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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What’s that sound?

TITTY DROPS…

Not that dropping a tit would make a sound, unless you were a psychopath who cut off a titty, or robbed one from the Plastic Surgeons office or maybe if your version of titty was a prosthetic one made for the trans, or a sex doll, you get what I am saying….

TITTY DROPS….are a wonderful titty flashing game for the internet, a MARVEL in content creation, something I assume the SILENT FILM PIONEERS of the early 1900s expected their technology to be used for because flashing tit is really a timeless and amazing thing that never gets boring to stare at.

SO here are some TITTY DROPS.

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2023

02

Mar

Madison Reed Bodysuit of the Day

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Madison Reed is Victoria Justice’s half sister who never was. I don’t even know if Victoria Justice even matters anymore, she basically retired from my understanding at like 23 years old after being blown out by the industry, or maybe being forced to blow the industry, there are conspiracies about the teens who make it at Nickelodeon and it’s not a very pleasant storyline……but they are rich, small price to pay, there are actual street whores doing far worse for a can of soup, so even if that shit is true…who cares…

Not that this is about Victoria’s Justice, it’s JUST like you to turn a MADISON REED post into a Victoria Justice Post, like Madison Reed doesn’t have her own identity, meaning, personality, person.

The only thing I know about Madison Reed is that she was an unfortunate victim of the leaked nudes that happened a bunch of years ago that someone went to jail for….and in her leaked nudes one of the pussy pics was medical almost, with a WELT on it.

I am not saying it WAS her pussy, the internet, he lies, but what a SHIT leaked nude to have leaked even if it wasn’t her BOX….

I don’t know why someone would track a herpes sore on their BOX in photos for the iCLOUD, maybe to get that prescription from the doctor or to telll off the guy who gave it to you.

I just know, herpes or not, she’s still worth the risk…

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2023

02

Mar

Kendall Jenner Boring in Bed of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is wearing of her dad’s flamenco dresses, built with the cock hugging tuck support, now that he’s chopped off his own dick like some kind of schizo.

She’s dancing in bed drinking wine, possibly alone, but maybe with her YES men that she surrounds herself with and it’s far less hot than a masturbation video.

It’s like show us the vagina that Bruce used as a model to Become Caitlin after realizing he was born a woman in the wrong body after his maternal instinct kicked in after he shat out Kylie Jenner and realized she was alive.

ANYWAY….

Why wouldn’t she be boring? She only posts at the direction of her “team” and she doesn’t need to post anything of importance, she could do anything and the retards will like and follow, so why bother.

NONE of these high paid idiots bother trying to do ANYTHING good, other than productlines because they can become billionaires with them….it’s all VERY fucking boring.

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2023

02

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanline Thursdays are a great reminder of where I’ve gone wrong in my life, because this motherfucker lives behind an ice wall, buried in snow, and the only tanlines I get to see are if I trek to a stripclub to find some trashy leathery old broad either burnt from machines or hosed down in chemicals….and really who’s into leaving the fucking house to see fucking tanlines under the black light on some gutter chicks when you have the internet to deliver the bullshit via the screen.

The point is, I wish I had a midlife crisis 20 years ago, that brought me to a place with natural tanlines on traveling sluts passing through on their “Eat Pray Love”, piss off their ex husband, fat chicks sad and lonely ready to fuck, even though I hate fat chicks, but like tanlines enough to not care, I mean I have no standards, so tanlines on anything, even a rotisserie chicken is GOOD TO GO.

Here, some tanlines!

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2023

02

Mar

Yoga Stretch and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Leg Day

Cowgirl

BIG STRETCH

Outfit Check

FLEXIBLE

Dumb Fucking Dance

Posted in:Videos

2023

01

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Looks like some steplinks….

Probably not life changing, but there’s gotta be a record for dude who posts the most links in the history of the internet that I should win….but no one cares, so when no one cares, there are no winners…..just winners of losing….

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Charlotte Lawrence See Through Body Suit!
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Olivia Culpo in Fitness Gear
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Sara Sampaio Nip Slip in the Sheer Outfit
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Neil Patrick Harris is Probably on HGH
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10 of the Best Villains in Movie History
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2023

01

Mar

Iggy Azalea Panties of the Day

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As a man who likes dirty panties, even though they are gross and I’d never buy them off a whore on the internet, but rather just steal them from your mom’s laundry hamper at your birthday party, or find them after I was dumped, or even pulled out of the wash before they are too washed at the local laundromat, in a seize the day moment…..I still think Iggy Azalea’s fake ass panties are potentially pretty gross….no necessarily from the smells, the seepage, the dripping of the fake ass juices out of her pours, but because she’s been pretty fucking gross to look at all these years she’s been race baiting, or race faking, or appropriating and not getting cancelled….

Her panties remind me of the dumpster that is her DUMPSTER…but yeah, for some reason, I have a new found appreciation for the rapper now that she’s lowered herself as a content creator on onlyfans, she spins it like it’s art, or like it is high concept, all part of her marketing, but we know it’s a cash grab, cry it being for feminism, to fight the patriarchy, to be empowered, INTELLECTUALIZE it, tell us it’s a social experiment, or social commentary, make it part of a Woman’s Studies thesis, BUT we know…it’s a cash grab…

And I like whores, so high profile women pretending they aren’t whores, when I see them as whores is annoying, but high profile women being whores is like “I KNEW IT” and for that level of truth, we must CELEBRATE….by staring at the panties….

LOOKING good Iggy, if that’s even your real name.

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2023

01

Mar

Julia Fox Shameless Nipples of the Day

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Julia Fox is a little on the rugged side of things, sure she positions herself as an actor because she did have an acting role that people were excited by her tits on, which is more than most aspiring actors can say for themselves, especially the bullshit aspiring actors who are actually just party girls and scenesters who enetertain rich guys for their rent payments.

I don’t know anything about Julia Fox’s origin story, I just know she obviously knows the right people and that rent in NYC is pretty expensive and she does have the tits.

Sure they are mom tits now, but they are tits just the same and those tits are being shown on the street in ways most mom’s don’t show their tits, but probably should in efforts to make the streets more fun, but I guess they aren’t trying to get scene by the paparazzi to build their fame, you know, cuz they are busy being moms…

I’m not against the weaponization of tits to make me believe someone is more important than they are, or to be used for personal gain, and to receive better treatment…I don’t think tits have feelings or mind being exploited like children in the rare earth mines losing their hands to help you get your CELPHONES and e-vehicles….if anything, they probably appreciate some damn recognition, some shine, some credit, like an assistant who never gets that PRODUCER credit, it’s a “looks like we made it, look how far we’ve come now baby” moment in titty…

Now whether the tits deserve the fame, the attention, the role of Kanye Insider for the media or not is always up for debate, but they got the fame so they deserve it, that’s how that works….

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2023

01

Mar

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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It took me some time to realize that if a pussy’s got lips, it’s operating at its best when it’s stuffing it’s fucking mouth with PANTY, at least when it’s not stuffing itself with your cock, which let’s face it doesn’t happen, because your cock’s not impressive to stuff anything, finger food at a funeral maybe, but not a big or fulfilling meal….MORE importantly, girls don’t like you…

Which is the beauty of the pussy wedgie, because the pussy getting stuffed by the shorts or pants, in public or on the internet lets you see the pussy that you’d otherwise never see….

It’s subtle flashing pussy to strangers without officially flashing pussy to strangers, so that it’s not whorish or as disgusting as a pussy flash can be, depending on how many kids they have…despite loving and appreciate all pussies and their individuality, a lot of dudes find pussy gross to look at…which always amazed me and made me think “they must be gay”…..and they probably are…but don’t realize it….like the dudes who don’t eat pussy because they find it gross…I mean the grosser the pussy the more I want to eat it for the flavor profile and to build up my immunity using their bacteria flora….

Point of the story….MORE CAMELTOES….

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