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2014

02

Dec

Taylor Swift’s Aspiring Model Legs of the Day

Taylor Swift may be the fucking worst, at least based on knowing the lyrics to her song without actively listening to her songs alone…but she’s also this girl who is so well marketed, that she can do no wrong, even when she has 12 boyfriends a month, we can assume she has sex with, before going lesbians and collecting Victoria’s Secret models by letting them move in with her, who comply because gold digging doesn’t just work on rich old men…just ask Ellen…

That said, in the past year of being “friends” with a Victoria’s Secret model, I guess she’s realized she’s achieved so much based on her bank account alone, that another hit album is fine, but easy, she just pulled it off again a week ago, but the one thing she hasn’t even been is an official model…she’s tall enough, has the legs…in fact has amazing legs that redeem all the weird awkwardness about her…but like every girl…what she really wants is to just be a Victoria’s Secret model, which is probably why she’ll be in Lingerie tonight for their infomerical filming while she sings her love songs to the girls she either fucks, or wants to fuck…but that we’ll never know about…because they have to work a PR spin on it…either way…legs…good…

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Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

02

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Spreads her Legs of the Day

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on

Here is a picture that Lindsay Lohan posted to instagram, that we can all assume is a statement she is making to her fans…that every once in a while you just need to spread your legs, whether it is for money, for work, for fun, or to fill the void in your soul that comes from your parents selling you off at a young age, robbing you of your youth for their personal goals and dreams, pretty much turning you into an attention craving, empty girl that needs filling…like a donut with no jelly-fill…or a taco without meat…but instead a taco with meat that is probably rancid, so we have to thank her for wearing pants…even though I’d rather she wasn’t…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

02

Dec

Nude Models by Maciek Kobielski of the Day

The photographer is Maciek Kobielski

The models are:

Anais Pouliot, Hanne Gaby Odiele, Kel Markey, Marie Piovesan and Ros Georgiou

The overall concept is naked, the vibe is naked, the bush is visible, and for someone who loves bush and hates Jersey Shore and the Kardashians for making girls think that bush is a bad thing, even though it requires more work to maintain than a wax, and even though it hides things you want to hide, all while being decorative, like a lawn ornament…this is amazing…

I am glad the bush is back in town…and I am also glad that these models are naked.

Posted in:Models

2014

02

Dec

Lily Aldridge is Day 2 of Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the DAy

Christmas is happening, right before our very eyes, like clockwork….and LOVE MAGAZINE does an advent calendar to celebrate that…I guess because they are Christian, or clever enough to realize that if they recruit all the hottest models to participate in something like Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year, in panties and dancing….like Day 2’s Lily Aldridge of being married to a rockstar fame that turned into Victoria’s Secret fame….in what I like to think is her best work, because I believe in the Christmas miracle, and the Christmas spirt, even when it is shat on by corporations, and the spirit is designed to sell merchandise to close out the year in strong sales numbers….because I know that with the holidays comes sad and lonely people looking for love I can take advantage of….here’s Day 2…

Posted in:Xmas

2014

02

Dec

Hipsters Flash Their Tits in Bikinis By the Pool of the Day

I always like to say that Australian girls are sluts. Even the hottest of Australians girls is liberal when it comes to getting drunk and fucking people for fun. I always just assume it comes from their reckless criminal in exile roots, you know a people built on social misfits, or maybe they just realize that getting drunk and fucking is the best thing in the fucking world, because I have only met hot Australian girls…and those hot Australian girls have always been drunk…trying to fuck…everyone but me…because I guess no one is really that broken…unless I am paying them…but this isn’t about me, it’s about DAVID HAUSERMAN and his awesome Australian model shoot.

Posted in:Fashion Porn

2014

02

Dec

Kristin Cavallari Stays Fit of the Day

Kristin Cavallari is a useless person, from a useless reality show, that I am sure most people never think of and that never mattered, even though for a period of time, it is all that mattered and everyone was obsessed with it, giving these girls who don’t matter a sense of purpose, ego and obnoxiousness, that would make even the biggest fan of the show hate them as people, forcing them to fade off into the abyss if obscurity, where all other useless people eventually end up when people realize they suck…

At least her worthless until figuring out their niche…like this Kristin Cavallari is out showing us that she is good for something…and that’s post pregnancy body – proving to all the fat moms that they don’t need to be fat moms…we’re onto your lie…

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2014

02

Dec

Creepy for Creepstreet of the Day

Our good friend at Creepstreet , who we normally have stepGIRL battles wit, sent us this recent shoot he did with a model…posing her ass to a skull light…because he’s creepy…and skulls are creepy….but hot asses in thongs aren’t…unless they are locked in a cage in your basement, which kinda makes you the creepy one and not the ass, not that we endorse that kind of behavior, we just know you do, because it’s the only way you get laid…

Here are the pics from his shoot…exclusive…

Posted in:Creepstreet

2014

02

Dec

Big Girl Pole Dance and Other Videos of the Day

Thief Drop Kicks a Woman Carrying an Infant

Drunk Guy Passes Out in the Middle of the Street

Father Uses Kid to Unlock the Door

Pug Takes a Bath

Topless Protestors…

Posted in:Videos

2014

02

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No means no…except in my basement…

Here are some morning links….

Lil Wayne’s Daughter Got a Ridiculous Car for her Birthday
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Netflix Announces Season 3 of House of Cards
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16 Winter Proof Bunkers
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The Muppets do Hip Hop Hooray
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Anus Zanotti Does Yoga
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Hot Star Wars Fans – They are Crazy
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Slutty Girl in a Bikini Eating Hot Dogs
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Maitland Ward is Desperate
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10 Awesome Smoke Tricks
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Car Selfies…Everywhere
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I’ve been drinking the last 12 hours, it is how I celebrate Thanksgiving being over, holiday cheer polluting my life, and fingering girls in my car…after meeting them in stripclubs….because I’m charming…

But I haven’t been drinking too much to remember…post them fucking links…

Here are the links…

Nina Agdal Takes a Beer Load on her Face for Attention
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16 People Who Don’t Give a Fuck About the Cold
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Girls in Bed…
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Mickey Rourke’s Boxing Match is Funny
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Jean Claude Van Damme in a New Movie
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Topless Swedish Babe
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Abigail Ratchford is Perfectly Trashy and by Trashy I Mean Busty
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60 Images You Will Look Twice At
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All the Victoria’s Secret Models in One Room
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Alexandra Daddario’s in GQ
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Naked French Actress
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Victoria Beckham for AIDS
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Julia Pereira Tiny Bikini
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Ana Braga’s Got Tits
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Rihanna is Braless in NYC
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Scary Spice Has Huge Tits
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19 People Happy to Have a Cast
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Victoria Justice is Boring in Cosmo
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Chrissy Teigen Sloppy Tits
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The Hottest ZOE KRAVITZ PHOTOS
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Jennifer Lopez in Harper’s Bazaar
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Artist Turns Dolls into Celebs
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The Best Football GIFs from Thanksgiving
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Bai Ling Boob Slip
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Abigail Ratchford is so Classy
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Breakdancing Champion of the World
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Girls in SPorts Bras
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Bai Ling Showing Off her Boobs
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Madonna’s Nipples
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18 GIFs of Sports Fans Dancing
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Scary Spice was a Lesbian
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Close Up Masturbation
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Great Tits on Cam
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Body Show
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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Daisy Lowe Throwback Big tits
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Lisa Ann Loses Swimsuit
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Corncob Dildo
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Hot Czech Tits
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Tickle Dominatrix
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Sluts Showing Their Asses
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Some Pageant girl is now a Titty Model
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Amazing Cam Girls Better than Love – The Perfect Relationship
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS