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2014

28

Nov

Star Wars Trailer of the Day

Virgin Losers everywhere, you’ve probably already seen this, because this is what you consider your religion, Star Wars….

Now, I hate this shit…a lot, and I always have had a hard time understanding the people who are into it, but I still feel obligated to post it, knowing that anyone who reads this site, doesn’t have sex and is probably all about this shit…it’s an institution…that I don’t agree with and that made George Lucas stupid rich…by manipulating weak and easy to trick desperate idiots…

Posted in:Videos

2014

28

Nov

I love Panties of the Day

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I have a Panty Fetish, I mean there isn’t much sexier than that nice, delicate fabric, that separates me from what at the time I assume is heaven, but usually what ends up working out to be a fucking nightmare…but that’s besides the point, I blame myself for everything…

So it was only natural for me to link up with the people at PANTY BY POST , who are a subscription based panty delivery service for all you pervert, cross dressers, and amazing women a like…

So for very little every month, they select the best new, stylish and amazing pair of panties, for you, your girl or someone you’re stalking who you want to surprise in the mail monthly, since you can never have enough panties, at least not if you’re living life right.

You can make this a Christmas gift that gives back every month…maybe it will get you laid…or maybe it will just get a girl you like new panties for the guy she actually has sex with…you sad sad person…but it’s still worth the effort…because panties are hot…

Here are some pics of girls in panties.

They are offering you a $10 dollar coupon on sign up and a Free panty with ever subscription, so get up on it…because we love girls in panties…

Posted in:Features

2014

28

Nov

Black Friday Videos of the Day

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Black Friday is some dumb shit…

All you idiots who actually participate in Black Friday for some bullshit sale on bullshit product you don’t need…deserve to be made a fool of on the internet…because if you don’t pay retail price, you may be a smart shopper, but you look pretty insane and/or retarded doing it….idiots everywhere.

….No One Wants Food on Black Friday

Last TV!

Ferguson or Black Friday

Posted in:Videos

2014

28

Nov

Floyd Mayweather Takes a Bath of the Day

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A video posted by Floyd Mayweather (@floydmayweather) on Nov 11, 2014 at 5:45am PST

Mayweather, a man who is in court for telling the world his ex fiance had an abortion, has been fucking around on social media for a while, showing off all his money, making stupid sports bets in vegas, making 100,000,000 million a week with his boxing empire, and now he’s incorporating girls into his silliness…like this instagram video of him being bathed…

I am just surprised this isn’t Bieber…giving him a Sponge Bath…with his mouth…

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2014

28

Nov

Fight Outside Taco Bell By Two Dudes Dressed the Same and Other Videos of the Day

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Racist of the Day

Chick Beats up a Dude

The Man Doesn’t Want a Parking Ticket…

Grandma Fight Bank Robber

Mom and Child Hit By Car…Use the Sidewalk

Man Gets Punched for Spitting on Bus Floor

Angry Fat Kid

Crazy Man Stabs Customer Service Girl

Posted in:Videos

2014

28

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Nov 11, 2014 at 3:24pm PST

Today’s amazing revelation was that I don’t like being raped, so maybe that makes me more of a rapist that a rapee….

I also realized that I don’t use condoms – because I am too shy to buy them – at least that’s what I tell girls…I don’t want the staff of the pharmacy, convenience store, gas station, vending machine…to think I am some kind of pervert….and I’d rather get your herpes, since I probably already have them, but I’ve never had symptoms, because I’m just a carrier…

Here are morning links…on Black Friday.

Twins Asking for 3 Somes Prank
GO

12 Sketchy Black Friday Sales
GO

What Kind of Black Friday Shopper ARe You
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Recent History of Ratchet Black Friday Moments
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Hot Slut of the Day – Thanksgiving Edition…
GO

Floyd Mayweather is Pro-Life – not Privacy
GO

Topless Chick in a Bikini
GO

Lots of Sideboob
GO

Find the Best Porn EVER
GO

12 Faces of Black Friday
GO

Lots of Sideboob
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7003909/12-faces-of-black-friday-madness
http://thechive.com/2014/11/26/just-landed-in-sideboob-city-33-photos/” target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO

Talking Treadmill Prank
GO

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2014

27

Nov

Katy Perry Australia Bikini Party of the Day

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I am not thankful for Katy Perry’s scam, but I like that an LA party girl hipster made it as big as she did, all because of positioning.

I am not thankful for her body, I mean she’s kinda dumpy, but I don’t mind her tits, they are big…as these things happen with girls who have cankles…

I am thankful for this GIF that she apparently posted…because well..it’s fun…and there’s nothing wrong with fun…not that I believe in having fun…but I don’t care when other idiots have fun….even if in the back of my mind I hope that fun ends in natural disaster to teach them a lesson in fun…you know since people are the worst….

Happy thanksgiving…I’m going to drink for the next 5- 12 hours….and if I don’t die, I’ll be back because I am obsessive in all the wrong things…

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2014

27

Nov

Taylor Swift for ASOS Magazine of the Day

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I am not thankful for Taylor Swift’s existence, or her music, that crosses all genres and walks of life, that is totally accessible making her more rich than god…

I am not thankful that I have to listen to it, and that I know the words even though I’ve never actively or intentionally listened to it.

I am not thankful that she did it by playing the slutty girl just looking for love, who could never find love, because men were using her….

I would be more thankful if she embraced her inner slut and ran with it, like all the young feminsts are doing…instead of giving dudes a bad name….and spinning stories like a liar to make a fortune…because you and your team are marketing geniuses…

Here she is not slutty, because she’s not slutty publicly, even though we all know there are dudes out there with stories we want to hear….not because she’s hot, but because seeing her getting rammed up the ass, like she does or did before lesbianism, would be fullfilling….like a thanksgiving turkey…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

27

Nov

Khloe Kardashian Goes to the Gym of the Day

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I am not thankful for the Kardashians…none of the Kardashians…not the model tween Kardashians…or the monster Gorilla Kardashian who walks the fine like of whether she’s a man or a woman…

I am however thankful for Kim’s sex tape…because it made me 10,000 dollars….

I am also thankful that they dumb down the world and make them think that all it takes to make 100,000,000 dollars a year…is a sex tape…

because I like watching sex tapes…

Here’s a Turkey lookin’ body, on a Turkey looking Turkish bitch, thanks the Armenian Genocide, provided that she’s not O.J’s daughter….going to the gym…because she fucking needs to…. CLICK HERE

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian

2014

27

Nov

I am – Thankful for AshleyInLa of the Day

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A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Nov 11, 2014 at 2:35am PST

It may not be Vertans Day…but I am thankful for comedian and all around good time…bringing joy to my life…making fun of sluts…by being slutty….babe @AshleyInLA on INSTAGRAM

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