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2014

25

Nov

Katie Holmes by Randall Slavin of the Day

I am pretty sure that Randall Slavin has shot for Victoria’s Secret, but who really cares about the people who shoot for Victoira’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret is a fucking scam and all their pictures are standardized and boring, and make me think any technician briefed on what they want, and who has any perspective on their last 2 decades of work, will be able to recreate it like a dancing photo taking monkey…but I guess they pay well..

That said, he shot these pics of Katie Holmes, that remind me that Katie Holmes, despite being knocked up by Tom Cruise in some Rosemary’s baby situation in the lab using alien sperm, is semi-human, because she’s aging…unless it is just a product of the radiation from space during her travels into enlightenment only rich people are privy to. You know some robot skin melting shit…because it didn’t factor in earth’s ozone layer when it was created on a far away planet….becauase she looks 50 and is still in her 30s…and that freaks me the fuck out…

Here are the pics for whatever the fuck this is…

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2014

25

Nov

Creepy Hotel Erotica Video of the Day

Hotel Erotica ~ The Lobby (Preview) from Thomas Hodges on Vimeo.

I saw this video making the rounds of the internet, and I didn’t really take the time to figure out what it is, I just know it is on VIMEO so that must mean it is art not porn, but not necessarily good art or interesting art, even though vagina flashes in public are always good art, except apparently, when part of weirdo fucking videos that look like some bootleg shit some college student shat our for a project back in 1995….before digital…

I figure if you click the video, you’ll see more about what it’s about, but for now, I’ll just use it to bring back memories of an 18 year old pantyless girl I once met in a club, and by met, I mean looked up her skirt as she danced on a balcony, not knowing I was looking….It was love at first sight/lip slip…we didn’t end up meeting…but I saw all I needed to see….

Posted in:Videos

2014

25

Nov

Coco Does Thanksgiving of the Day

Being a hooker, who has managed to sugar baby some dude who likes hookers, allowing her the financial freedom to have a good time just fucking around as a hooker would, if a hooker had the means to fuck around, and the whole thing is fun, even cute and I appreciate it, because despite being a silly ass implant novelty act you’d expect to find at a strip club, she has a lot of fun trying to make her own money and pave her own way, when other hookers who sugar baby rich guys become uppity bitches, who think they are the reason their boyfriends are rich, and who spend their boyfriends money like it was their own, because 50 percent of it is their own, but it’s way worse than staying true to her half naked self…

So this is an instagram campaign for some shitty brand, and she’s doing it with a gutter, welfare thanksgiving meal that she made herself at the grocery store’s pre-made food section…and I guess what matters is not her thanksgiving spirit, but her reflection in the mirror…that ass may go for blood, but it’s no vampire…

Posted in:Coco

2014

25

Nov

Some Paris Hilton Artwork of the Day

Our friend THE P IS FOR PENIS …who I think we may have met at some comic convention a few years ago, who we asked to make us T-Shirt designs, and who never ended up making t-shirt designs, because no one, not every our friends from comic conventions want to contribute to our success, but that doesn’t mean we don’t want to contribute to their success, especially when their artwork is a lot of fun, like this play on a song called “Niggas in Paris” by Kanye and Jay Z….because they are fancy…only like “One Night in Paris” before this…pretty fucking funny if you ask me, which you didn’t officially, but if you’re reading this than you did…asshole…

TO SEE some Pictures of Paris Hilton Leaving her Hotel in NYC CLICK HERE

Posted in:Art

2014

25

Nov

Rihanna Twerking of the Day

Rihanna twerked on Faceboook, but I don’t really know if it is considered twerking, because she’s from the Caribbean, where this dance is just considered dancing and doesn’t have a stupid fucking name to go with it, unlike the other white tricks in the industry who twerk on stage like they have any right doing it….I’m talking to Iggy Azalea…that stripper bitch who tricked the fucking world….and even Beyonce who I guess owns 50% of Jay-Z’s stake in Rihanna, but should den mother better than pretend to be one of the girls..right….

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

25

Nov

Motorcycle Twerk and Other Videos of the Day

Protestor Who Says Fuck on CNN – Like He Was Anderson Cooper’s Boyfriend

Cop Crashing for the Ferguson Injustice

The “Those Are Nice Breasts” Prank…because elementary school jokes work in video…

Body Painted Sea World Protestors

Woman Slapping a Man Because they are High Society

Religious Girl VS Science if you Have Nothing Better to Watch…

The man Who Beats His Girl for Cheating and the Girl Who I am Surprised Found another Guy to Cheat With Cuz She’s Broken

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Ass

Posted in:Video

2014

25

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t date single moms…I make single moms….

I wish that was true…

The truths is I marry them because no one else would and I’m too impotent to make anything, not even a miscarriage…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning.

The Morning After in Ferguson
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Criminals in the Perfect Shirt for their Mug Shot
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People Who Are Winning at Snap Chat
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Michelle Lewin Stays Fit
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Top Pranks of the Year
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Black Friday – The Movie
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61 Arrested in Ferguson
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Reese Witherspoon Jogs…
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Katy Perry Working it On Stage
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12 Turkey’s That Aren’t Taking Shit
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Robin Thicke’s New Pussy for the Win
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Louis C.K. as Abe Lincoln in This Sketch
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Ed Sheeran Fan and Cancer Patient Gets Dying Wish to be a Youtube Star….From her Hospital bed
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Thigh Gaps!
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24 Cooking Attempts that “Totally Nailed It”
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Truck Jumps Over a Car
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This Dude will Help You Find the Best Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

24

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

The one thing I hate about trannies I meet on tinder, other than the fact that they are trannies, is that they always have bigger dicks than me…and that fucks with my self esteem…

Here are some links….

Thigh Gaps! Everywhere….
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12 Black Friday GIFs
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Brooklyn Parents Arrested After Daughter is Shot..
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Miss Teen World Amy Jackson in Bikinis…
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Robin Thicke’s New Pussy…
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Juggalo Marriage Ceremony….
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Odell Beckham One Handed Touchdown
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How to Cut Rope in an Emergency
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Michea Crawford in Lingerie….
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Slut of the Day….
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Kendall Jenner and the Sasquatch…
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Gigi Hadid’s Bra…
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Ariana Grande Dancing….
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Luci Ford is Amazing….
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Kimberly Garner Legs
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16 GIFs of Awesome Inventions
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Katrina Bowden in a Red Dress
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Where You Have Seen American Horror Story Actors
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Guess the Ass….
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Angelina Jolie of the Day….
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Oysters Filtering Dirty Water
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Ten Old Ladies Who Look Younger…
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5 Most Ridiculous Things Beyonce Does…
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This Dutch Sport Looks Dangerous
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Dog Obedience Competition
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The Luckiest People on the Planet
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Kelly Brook Big Tits
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Fans Meet Idols Reaction Pics
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Funniest Guard Dog Ever…
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John Oliver on Pardoning Turkeys
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Bleona Qerti – Nipple Tassels…
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13 Places Where You Shouldn’t Put Babies…
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Katy Pery in Bikini Pictures
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Kylie Minogue in Lingerie
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Diana Ross Slutty of the Day…
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Girls in Sports Bras….
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Hilary Duff Parking Ticket…
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15 People who Didn’t Try….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn
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2 Naked Girl Extreme Oil Wrestling….
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This is the Weirdest thing Ever…
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Interactive Porn: Adventures of a Gardener
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Cassidy Banks
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Tessa Fowler’s Lotion on Her Big Tits…
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Miley Cyrus Sells Pantyhose….
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Christina Milian Nipple….
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Ireland Baldwin Panties…
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Rose McGowan Topless in a Magazine….
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What is this Girl Looking For…
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Slutty Strethes….
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Teen Amateur
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

24

Nov

Sarah Hyland Titties Grabbed for her 24 Birthday of the Day

Sarah Hyland is 24, looks 12, and that’s creepy…especially now that she’s been using the Sofia Vergara tricks to getting noticed, and getting work, but using her perky little tits so hard to get attention it makes her boyfriends beat her up….and leads to restraining order…because that is the power of tits…on girls who are 24 but look 12…you fucking creeps….not that tits are ever really creepy….but area always amazing..

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2014

24

Nov

Kayden Kross by Andrew Kurykendall of the Day

One of my best friends in the porn industry is Kayden Kross. Who you may or may not have seen have sex over the years that she’s been in porn, but who along with her porn, is actually a genius, comedic, educated and a great writer. I met her early on in her career, probably her first season…..in 2007…and I am in love with her, but hate sharing her with her other men…..as porn girls do….

Now, she is working with fashion photographers…moving more into the mainstream…one I like to think is one of the best photographers around, my friend ANDREW KURYKENDALL …who shoots fucking hot models….

These are the pics….

Posted in:Kayden Kross